SPAMMERS Starring Mileka!

Note: This is NOT to be taken seriously, and is only for fun. Please check the credits to see the bloggers I listed on the poster.

SPAMMERS
Starring Mileka Malay and C.B. Spammer

Narrator: We've dealt with them. Some worse than others. The outbreak of spamming has gone far beyond emails and has been flooded on websites. For Mileka, she posts on a blog and frequently attends concerts because of a clear love of music. She enjoys reader interaction....until her ChatBox as well as comments come pouring into her blog and later into her personal life.

(Mileka logs in to check her blog)
Mileka: I don't get some people! That's it! If they spam again, they'll be temporarily banned!

Narrator: As Mileka stands up to the spammers, she has no idea the lengths they'll go to get to her.

(C.B. Spammer begins leaving multiple links on her site and finds out about her attending a concert)

(Mileka leaves her house)
Mileka: I'm looking forward to this!
(Suddenly, her cell phone is ringing off the hook)
Mileka: Hello?
(Indistinct messaging in the background on the phone)
Mileka: I don't care about your stupid website! Can't you understand what I'm telling you!
(Mileka is ready to slam her cell phone down on the ground)
Mileka: UGGH!!!!!
(She checks her Twitter account to find out some friends have been banned from their blogs)
Mileka: WTH is going on here?! If they want me gone, then I'm going to make those spammers disappear!

Narrator: Mileka is on her way to the concert, and the phone is ringing again. This time, it is a friend that tells her she's been spammed by the same person repeatedly. She spots one of her friends on his way to the concert, and finds out his blog has been removed! She's not deterred in anyway, and goes to the concert only to find that the spammers have pushed her to the limit!

(Hip hop music is playing as she's trying to enjoy herself)
(Suddenly, helicopters as well as park attendants show signs of the same websites she and her friends have been spammed with. Some are for explicit content in nature)

Mileka: Oh, I'm so going to get rid of the spammers! I hope my friends will still blog somewhere after I'm done with these pests!

Narrator: The spammers have made the wrong person mad. Spam has become an outbreak at the concert, but Mileka is the cure!

(Next scene shows Mileka taking down a spammer followed by another)
(She puts up a sign with an anti-spam message in the background of the concert stage)
(C.B. Spammer begins laughing, and Mileka punches him)

Mileka in the background voice: You created this spam, and I'm going to be the one to kill it!

BWE Star and Hip Hop Blogger Mileka Malay stars in the action thriller SPAMMERS! Coming to U.K. to be followed by other countries soon!

Previous movie posters and releases:
Double Standard Starring LAINY
Seismic Blogging Starring Monica
Hit Me! Starring Dhemz
WOAFS Starring Mariuca
Bionic Blogger Starring Stacey Tee

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