Note: This is NOT to be taken seriously, and is only for fun. Please check the credits to see the bloggers I listed on the poster.
Seismic Blogging
Starring Monica, Mariuca, Lady Java, Tekkaus, Lily Arbee
Narrator: The blogging community is a peaceful place for many bloggers to share their thoughts. It is time for many of them to escape their daily grind and write about their own experiences. For Monica, she is the self-proclaimed queen of procrastination. But her procrastinating is about to be put to the ultimate test!
(Screen shows Monica blogging)
Monica: Wow, thanks to all my commenters! It really means a lot to me. Now I'll tweet for a little bit.
(Monica returns to her blog to see a new commenter she's never seen before)
Monica: Well, this person seems nice. He left a link to his site. Hmmmm.....
(Monica clicks and sees messages all over the site saying that the blogs are coming to and end)
Monica: WTH?!?! This guy really has no sense of humor.
Narrator: Monica has no idea the world she just stepped into.
(Monica is reading Tekkaus' blog)
Monica: WTH?!?! I can't visit his page due to a tsunami that wiped out his blog?
(Monica tries to visit her blog)
Monica: Okay, I just got the same message on my site! How can a tsunami wipe out my blog! I can't see my own damn page!
Narrator: The world as Monica knows it is about to change.
Monica: Now I can read my blog. It must be a glitch.
(Monica checks her email and sees a disturbing message)
Monica(reading the email): Now that you see I really have control of your blog, you know my power. Every time I hit the submit button, a list of blogs will be wiped out by tsunami. Every time you hit the submit button, some blogger friends you know will be wiped out of the community. Every visitor that stops by my site, the bigger the impact of the device I have on the ocean floor. It pays for visitors, huh?
(Mariuca contacts Monica)
Mariuca: Hi Mon! How come you haven't posted a blog in two weeks?
Monica: I've been busy.
Mariuca: Is something wrong?
Monica: No, I'm fine.
Mariuca: Did you turn another person off by your writing?
Monica: LOL! No, I didn't.
Narrator: Monica is dropping ECs when she gets alerted by Mariuca.
Mariuca: Mon! Mon! I can't open my blogs! It says they've been wiped out by a tsunami! WTH?! But I can't open them up!
(Suddenly, Monica gets another message)
Person: Now you know what I'm capable of. Besides, I have a device that will wipe a civilization of people from ocean floors across the world! And, don't even try to find me! You'll do as I say, and no one else will be harmed or have their blogs wiped out by me! The queen of procrastination is the only one who knows about this, and you can do nothing about it! You can just call me the Seismic Blogger!
(Suddenly, an unknown ocean floor is shown as a tsunami begins. The tsunami is heading towards a small Malaysian town).
Narrator: The evil person doing this is about to be turned off for good by the queen of procrastination!
(Lady Java approaches Monica)
LJ: I know what's going on. I can track the idiot who's doing this.
(Mon's phone rings again)
Monica: Hey you! I'm going to....
Seismic Blogger: No, you listen! So, I see you've gotten help from a friend and know where I'm at now. I'll tell you what. I won't wipe out anymore blogs or cause tsunamis to take out civilizations any longer. I picked you Mon because you procrastinate and I did a search to find that you turn people off. So now I'm going to turn-u-off for good as well as all bloggers across the world!
Monica: I'm not Ms. Turn-U-Off for nothing! You forgot one thing!
Seismic Blogger: What's that?
Monica: Don't let my smile or pink tank tops fool you! Time to turn-u-off!
(Lily Arbee is shown meeting with LJ and Monica)
Monica: Lily and LJ, I wish you can help me, but I don't want to involve you. I'm about to get even!
(The next scene shows Monica diving out of a boat to go retrieve the device on the ocean floor causing the tsunamis)
(Monica is then shown beating up a woman and man)
(The evil person is shown pushing a button)
(Monica grabs the laptop and smashes it over a person's head)
Monica's voice in the background: The Seismic Blogger has just been turned off!
Monica stars in the box office hit, Seismic Blogging! Coming to theaters in May!
100 comments:
8-) 8-) 8-)
=-O =-O =-O =-O
>:o >:o >:o >:o
lemme read this.. :-P
I see Monica is moving up in the world maybe i should interview her on Hollywood 8-) 8-)
LOL! :-D I love your creativity and imagination David! So amusing! :)
I Love it!! :-D
great job te monica yong! ;)
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whew! whataaaaaaa tsunami it is!
syabas te mon for turning off the seismic blogger..yayks!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
can't imagine how sexy te monica yong dive out the ocean floor..whew! 8-) 8-) 8-)
selamat pagi W! :-P
indeed LMAO!hahahah :-P
:-P :-P :-P :-P :-P
morning BM~
morning te ane!
FC 1 again, Bill! :)
FC 2, Mon! :* :* :*
FC 3, SDWHH! :* :* :*
SDWHH is reading an entry of mine? :-P :-P :-P
Oh yeah, Monica took a gigantic step up in the world with this movie! 8-) 8-)
Thanks Ane! :* :* :*
:) :) :)
omg.. David! u made me laugh so hard I choked LOL! :-D :-D :-D
Great job indeed by Mon. I'm glad you were Chief Editor for this one, SDWHH! :* :* :*
Yeah, it's scary to think someone can control a tsunami to wipe blogs and civilizations! :-D :-D :-D
dat pic again! :-E :-E :-E :-D :-D :-D
Hola SD :* :*
Yes, Mon is a heroine now! :-D :-D :-D
Yeah Mon, I knew this would get your attention. I gotta say the poster looks HOT! ;) :)
I agree, SDWHH! Mon looked incredibly sexy in the diving scenes, and throughout the entire movie! 8-) 8-) 8-)
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thanks Gagay Dinampo! ;)
Yeah, even I laughed while writing it. :-D :-D :-D
Mon, I hope you're okay, and that it doesn't hurt your acting career! :-D :-D :-D
Mon, that pic come out so good when I uploaded the poster, so I stuck with it. As I've said before, that pic is hot! ;) :)
YAYKS! i made it!can i have PMD here W!?!? terima kasih! ;)
i did! :-P
=-O =-O =-O =-O was i? *DONT_KNOW* *DONT_KNOW* *DONT_KNOW* *DONT_KNOW*
yeah! but great enough te monica yong made it! :-P
Yes, I'll have it up in a little bit, SDWHH. ;)
syabas te mon! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
more sizzling! :-P
:-D :-D
OMG! yayks! can spread la wings te monica yong eh!>!>! LOL! :-P
;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
hahah! choke more te moN! :-P
hahah! i think W havent found any pic of yers eh.lOL! peace W! ;)
:-D :-D :-D
Yes, you're listed in the credits! :-D :-D :-D
Hey David!
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Monica so violent in the movie lol! But I guess she needed to be violent to save the blog world, good show Mon LOL! :* :* :*
That's because Mon has the special and unique ability to overcome her procrastination to turn any evil off! :-D :-D :-D
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;) ;) ;)
Now she is SDWHH and chief editor also SD is very busy LOL
Mon will have her face and body all over the television sets throughout the world now! :-P :-P
;) ;) ;) ;)
That's no way to encourage the star of the movie to subject her to further harm, SDWHH. :-P :-P :-P
I am agree bro that is a smoking poster. I dont know how you can create this rock on dude 8-)
marvellous! the plot thickens...is there a sequel to this? i'm hoping to see the reincarnated seismic blogger making a come back! what would be the next mystery David?? :-D :-D :-D
Yes SDWHH, I can get access to ones she has on her site, but this is one I remember her using after her blog was reviewed at WBE. ;) ;) ;)
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Hi Mariuca! :* :* :*
Yes, Mon did show violence the same way Lainy had to in her movie. Evil makes the blood boil in a lot of people! LOL! :-D :-D :-D
Yeah, I sort of wished to find a replacement because of her schedule and the fact she still owes me so much on top of all that! :-D :-D :-D
be carful bro i here maybe law suit for choking LOL
Yeah Bill, it turned out WAY better than I thought when I uploaded it. Thanks. 8-) 8-)
Mon, I think this movie will do so well that I'll be under immense pressure to make a sequel. :-D :-D :-D
I think you and I need to talk money for the next movie before we get ahead of ourselves. :-D :-D :-D
You're right Bill. Between DJ Tammy and Amiable Amy suing me countless times, it's wonder I could afford to bring Monica aboard to star in this box office hit! :-D :-D :-D
choke more? so bad la Gagay Dinampo! :-P :-P :-P
I agree Mon. I should fire her for encouraging you to choke more. :-D :-D :-D
i LOVE the poster David! thanks so much :* :* :*
hahaha why spread wings Gagay Dinampo! :-D :-D
I knew you would like the poster, Mon! Now I'll have to capitalize on your stardom by giving you more movie roles! :* :* :*
Yeah Mon, it looks like GG is making you out to have super natural powers. I thought the ability to be the queen of procrastination and turning people off were enough. :-D :-D :-D
Huh? What it has to do with me? :p
LOL, Tekkaus. It's because you're a Malaysian blogger. The stars of the film are from Malaysia. :-D :-D
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Now I'm scare Mon's going to beat me at the Box Office, LOL!
Monica is just so perfect for the role. You did an amazing job once more, David!
(Applause!) :) :) :) :)
:) :) :) :) :)
Yeah Lainy, Monica made an outstanding film debut here to where she'll challenge a veteran blog actress like yourself for any acting award!
Thanks for the compliments my friend! ;) :)
Woah this is so cool! 8-)
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hhaahha.. don't get mad.. get even eh Mon!! lol!
another entertaining post David.. lol!
sama sama! ;)
OMG! ate monica yong really stated my name here!LOL! :-P
;) ;) ;) ;) great job te monica yong!
can remember ur photos in one of ur blog posts titled spread wings.lol
Another box office hit! I can't wait to see this on the big screen...gosh, May 1? I might be out of town....lol! Great job David...thanks for sharing!
happy valentine's day to you...got a date tomorrow?.....:)
That's a wonderful teaser you've got.
Thanks Stacey! :*
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Oh yeah, time for Mon to get even! :-D :-D :-D
Thanks LJ! ;) :)
Thanks Dhemz! You better find a way to watch it in theaters wherever you are! :-D :-D
Thanks Bingkee! :) :)
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