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Hit Me! Starring Dhemz Movie Poster!



Note: This is not to be taken seriously. It is another movie poster and plot that was released last May and has gone on to be a major hit around the world.

Hit Me!
Starring Dhemz

Narrator:
Dhemz is a blog-wise, no-nonsense writer that becomes the target of the infamous Hitten Run - a blogger that swiftly leaves nasty comments before running away. It becomes apparent that Hitten Run took Dhemz' "Hit Me!" picture for literally meaning to hit bloggers with violent posting.

(Dhemz looks at her replies)
Dhemz: Holy Cranberry Batman! Who is this Hitten Run?! This guy is so hateful!

(Dhemz then notices a new entry from her friend David Funk)
Dhemz: Holy Cranberry Batman!

Narrator: After seeing the True Blogger Story: Hitten Run, she immediately suspects the person behind the production of that: David Funk.

Dhemz: Mr. D....oops....did I say that? I mean David! Oh my golly gosh, he can't hear me unless....wait....is he Hitten Run?

Narrator: After she discovered it wasn't him "killin" her, she was back to search for the real Hitten Run again.

(Hitten Run is shown in a Lexus car loading up another picture of Dhemz attempting to hit her in real-life.)
Hitten Run: You'll never know who I am, Dhemz! You say "Hit Me!" and you need not ask Hitten Run twice! You can't hit someone back you don't know!

Narrator: Hitten Run's arrogance gets the better of him because Dhemz does one thing: She hits back!

(Dhemz is shown tracking down Hitten Run's comments on other blogs growing angry each time she sees them)
(Hitten Run is shown quickly leaving more nasty comments before running off to do the same on other blogs)

Demcy Apdian Dias stars in "Hit Me!" Returning to theaters this summer!

Previous movie poster releases:
Double Standard starring LAINY!
Seismic Blogging starring Monica!

First Commenters:
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Reactions:

34 comments:

OMG! this reminds me of GPE! hate that man! >:o >:o >:o >:o

oh yeah! now,am reading yer post..heheh! :-P

dafak with hittens..lol *DONT_KNOW*

Hitten RUn needs a good spanking and a hard one at dat lol... ;) ;) ;)

I had a feeling that would be brought up. Don't worry, I have a movie planned for that! ;) ;) ;) ;)

Let's hope Dhemz will get to the bottom of things asap! 8-) 8-) 8-)

It's about time! :-P :-P :-P

I knew that reaction would come from someone! :-D :-D :-D

Dhemz is not a blogger to mess with, and Hitten Run will learn that she hits back! :-D :-D :-D

this is a hitten run amazing golly gosh good movie... When i can wacth this on theater?hahaha

Happy valentines day David..

:-D :-D :-D ... another creative one! 8-) I don't know what's my madam sis Dhemz reaction with this.. I'll be back on her :-D

my gosh...how come I did not get the FC....lol! holy cranberry batman!...my golly gosh gosh...a very intensive script! David, you are amazing man! how did you track all these comments....lol!

Mariuca is correct! HittenRun deserves a good spanking....lol! I will let Mariuca spank him hard and I will hit his butt super hard.....hahahaha! this is hilarious....I can't stop laughing....:)

wheeewwww....I feel intense and my high blood pressure is up...opps, I forgot I am anemic....lol!

thanks a lot David for featuring my ugly face again....this is very entertaining...I owe you a lot!

I did not realize that this is PG13....lol! I am so impressed with the entire crew.....David Funk, Greg Dias, Katherine Livengood, Clarissa Sasaki, Cacai Miller and Chie Wilks.....:)

Hey David!! :* :*

hahahaha.. I looove this story and the storyline! It does remind me of a certain Mr. DL!! LMAO!! :) Anyways, great job on this one.. can't wait to see your latest one! Awesome.. just awesome!

Thanks Jenny! :* ;) :)

It should be out in Sweden by now. LOL!

Thanks Cacai! :* :* :*

I think you'll notice her reaction without any problem. :-D :-D

Hi Dhemz! :* ;) :)

I agree with you about Hitten Run, and laughed at Mariuca's comment. I don't think you know how fitting that is for her right now, but glad to have a heroine like you to take down the evil Hitten Run! I won't reveal if you left anything for Mariuca to do something to him! LOL!

I'll reduce your movie roles since I don't want to raise your BP anymore!

And heck no your face is NOT ugly! If anyone is ugly, it's Hitten Run after you're done with him!

Thanks for the comment and kind words! ;) :)

I agree Dhemz. That is an all-star crew with some of the best talent money can afford! :-D :-D :-D

Hi Shemah! :* :*

Yes, I was expecting that kind of reaction from you and some others in regards to what Mariuca put up with. But she's going to have her own movie shortly.

Thanks for your comments and kind words my friend! ;) :)

Another amazing production David! You never cease to amaze me. :) :) :)

Thanks again for your compliments, Lainy! :) :) :)

Another block buster hit my friend. You are become a great producer and writer LOL 8-)