Note: This is NOT to be taken seriously, and is only for fun. Please check the credits to see the bloggers I listed on the poster.
Bionic Blogger
Starring Stacey Tee, Gossip Boy, and David Funk
Based on the Six Million Dollar Blogger show starring Stacey, who gave me the idea when she posted the Bionic Human entry on her site. This is a parody of the Six Million Dollar Man show from the 1970s.
Opening intro of the movie that is also used in the Six Million Dollar Blogger
(Stacey begins blogging and checks in with the Blog Station)
Blog Station: Everything looks good here.
Stacey: Blog entry is locked on.
Blog Station: Okay, Stacey.
Stacey: Blog entry is ready to be posted.
Stacey: Here I go to click on the publish entry link.
Blog Station: Roger.
Stacey: All tags for the entry are in.
Blog Station: Roger.
Stacey: I got a virus uploading on my blog!
Blog Station: Abort the entry! Abort!
Stacey: I can't, the screen is freezing up!
Blog Station: Get out of there!
Stacey: This is an emergency! She's breaking up! She's breaking.....!!!
(Stacey Tee suffers a near fatal illness because of the virus getting to her and her blog which renders her right arm, right eye, and legs useless)
Narrator: Stacey Tee, a blogger barely alive.
(Stacey is shown with doctors on the operating table in a government facility)
General: Gentleman, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the capabilities to make the world's first bionic blogger. Stacey Tee will be that blogger. Better than she was before. Better...Stronger...Faster.
(The next scene shows Stacey Tee using her bionic eye to look into enemy laptops and computers without hacking as well as using her right hand to type at the speed of light)
Narrator: The Bionic Blogger is trying to live a normal life without using her bionics. It has been a while since she had to use them because she took a long vacation from the internet. But suddenly, she's working at her job when she's called upon to deal with the person causing problems.
Stacey: Ridiculous! Why someone would want to mess with me is just stupid. Who is this guy?
Narrator: The infamous Gossip Boy is being nice to Stacey when she starts her new job under the direction of the government to bring him down. Little by little, she realizes how tough this might be even though her bionics could easily overpower her new foe.
Gossip Boy: You're such a traitor, Stacey! I'll make you pay for this!
Narrator: Gossip Boy goes too far in trying to intervene himself into Stacey's personal life. Suddenly, a blog comes out that starts gossiping about Stacey and her antics in dealing with on-line pests at CI A&M University. Because of this, Stacey is under investigation by the school for actions towards pests. This would turn out to be the biggest mistake of Gossip Boy's life.
David Funk: What do you mean you're investigation? What did you do?
Stacey: I'm controlling pests in class like I was told to do! Sometimes, I have to do what I have to do.
David: Once you can prove that Gossip Boy is behind this, I'll make sure you get your job back. Let's face it. You're a HOT bionic blogger and you're a Psycho that teaches at CI A&M University! He picked the wrong woman to mess with!
Stacey: Exactly David. I teach on-line pest control MY way! And I'm dealing with Gossip Boy MY way!
Narrator: Gossip Boy continues to stir the pot and Stacey is fired from her teaching position at CI A&M. But he's soon to learn that he's crossed the point of no return in dealing with the Bionic Blogger!
(Next scenes show Stacey using her bionic right eye to look through her monitor to find the exact home location for Gossip Boy)
(Gossip Boy smiles about what he's done)
(Stacey is shown using her bionic feet and right arm to bust down the door at Gossip Boy's home)
(Gossip Boy is seen heading back to the office at night where they work as Stacey uses her bionic eye to track him there in the dark)
Stacey: Hey punk, can you take a hint? I'm taking you down!
Stacey Tee is the Bionic Blogger! Coming to theaters June 1!
Previous movie posters and releases:
Double Standard Starring LAINY
Seismic Blogging Starring Monica
Hit Me! Starring Dhemz
WOAFS Starring Mariuca
44 comments:
chop!
could it be? is it me??
>:o >:o >:o >:o
lemme continue my Post yet..BRB :-P
;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
as always David, your creativity astounds me.. :)
very awesome! reminds me of the show, bionic woman.. :-D
Hi Ane! :* ;) :)
Yep, FC 1, Ane! :* :* :*
:-P :-P :-P :-P
Okay, I need to get back to reading yours, too. :-P :-P :-P
Hey David! :)
;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Thanks Ane! ;) :)
Yeah Ane, the Bionic Woman was spun off from the Six Million Dollar Man. So this is an obvious parody of that which Stacey gave me the idea for when she posted about bionic humans. LOL! :-D
Yay! :-D WooHoo!! 8-) 8-)
:) :)
Oh, i have never heard of the six million dollar man! :-P
It's okay, Ane. In later years, the Six Million Dollar Man and Bionic Woman were in the same movie. They both did well when they were on the air.
8-) 8-) 8-)
:( :( :( :(
chop!
Wow Bionic Blogger sounds so cool..... with bionic powers! =-O =-O =-O =-O
I see I am Movie number 4, which is so cool cause 4 is my fave number! ;) ;) ;)
Hi Mariuca! :* :* :*
FC 3, Mariuca! :* :* :*
Gossip Boy sounds equally adorable LOL! I'm actually rooting a little for GB since he sounds quite harmless ha ha! :-D :-D :-D
Yes, indeed it does. Knowing Stacey, she's the right woman for the part. No one should cross her! :) :)
Yeah Mariuca, your movie poster was the 4th one released. :) :) :)
OMG! am reading it now (just) until this phrase yet: Stacey Tee suffers a near fatal illness because of the virus getting to her and her blog which renders her right arm, right eye, and legs useless)
this actually reminds me of neurologic disease which we just solved earlier.LOL :-P
lemme continue reading! ;)
You better not let Stacey see that or I might have to cast you in the sequel with YOU having to deal with her! I'm not sure you want that even if you do get help from your cats! LOL!!!! :-D :-D :-D
great one here W! ;)
I would have put you in a role as one of the doctors on the operating table in the television show, but we couldn't afford a hot actress like you. :-D :-D :-D
Thanks SDWHH! :* :* :*
Thanks for reading, SDWHH! :* :* :*
another block buster hit. I can see the dollars signs for you already David. :-$ :-$. Is she like lindsy wagner LOL 8-) 8-)
Hey Bill, it's about time someone asked if she's like Lindsay Wagner! LOL! In all due respect to Lindsay, Stacey is one HOT Bionic Blogger that Filipinos can root for in this movie. LOL!
First I'd like to thank David Funk for using his creativity and talent for my debut film, "Bionic Blogger".
Steven Spielberg and James Cameron declined to direct and produce this film because they said they just can't pull off a movie this BIG. Bigger than Jurassic Park, Titanic, and Avatar.
I mean come on, Gossip Boy is one heck of a crazy culprit and someone has to find the perfect plot to make him seem harmless at first and finally unleash the ugly beast in him later in the movie, right? Only David Funk can do that.
And oh, I don't want to disrespect Lindsay Wagner for categorizing myself as HOT but thank you for saying so. Thank you my talented blogger friend David 8-)
Stacey, we all know what you would do to people if we told you weren't hot. LOL! Of course I had to find the hottest blogger with knowledge of bionics to pull this off.
I do expect this movie to do well on its opening weekend. Besides, who wouldn't like to see a hot, intelligent and bionicly gifted female blogger put a Gossip Boy in his place? That alone is worth the price of admission!
Thanks for playing your role in this movie right to a Tee...errr...I mean "T". I appreciate the kind words my equally talented blogger friend! :* :*
Wohoooooooooooooooooo!
Go! Go! Stacey Dearie!
Stacey is too great an actress. With her debut in the film "Bionic Blogger", now my chances in the Golden Globe award is threatened, LOL!
Be that as it may. I am just too glad to be part of the casting. Being the Chief Editor together with Quuenie Mae as the Studio Manager, we can guarantee that this one sure will hit the box office.
Go for it, Stacey! :) :) :) :)</>
Hi Lainy! :) :) :)
Yeah Lainy, you've got some serious competition for a Golden Globe award with all the latest films being released.
I think you'll be nominated for a Chief Editor award for your part in this movie.
Go Stacey go! :) :)
Post a Comment