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Note: The matches are truly fictional and scripted. This show isn't meant to put any team, player, member, race, or culture down. This is just for fun, so if you don't like it then you have the right to read another blog. Being that I've written wrestling storylines and I'm familar with the business, I decided to create this. Again, this is scripted, so the outcome of the matches might not be what you expect in trying to put together entertainment for members and fans. Enjoy, and DO NOT take this seriously.
Tonight, two BWE title matches take place! BWE Heavyweight Champion Mo Morrissey defends the gold against multi-time baseball MVP Alex Rodriguez! The BWE Women's Champion SEC AU Growwwl will defend her title against one of her opponents from No Recovery as she faces texasadlerfan! The "Hit Me!!!" movie star Dhemz teams up with the PA-Cute Queen Maxi to take on the Female Trolliation! Mariuca is here, and will be hosting her first ever Perfume Gallery with special guest Monica! All that and more tonight on the expanded BWE Throwdown! live from Daddy Sports Garden in New York City!BWE Throwdown!
LIVE from Daddy Sports Garden in New York City!
(Fireworks and pyros rotating with football and baseball-shaped candy are falling from the top of the DSG. The ThrowdownTron sets off as we are live on the air for the return of BWE Throwdown! Cameras have circled around the arena as the fans erupt. Fans can be seen fighting over candy that has fallen into the crowd. The camera zooms in on the ThrowdownTron. Then they show the DSG Blimp just above the sunroof. The crowd is in an uproar now)
Sabre Blade: Welcome everyone to the soldout Daddy Sports Garden here in New York City! This is BWE Throwdown! I'm Sabre Blade, and I'll be calling the action tonight! This is our last BWE show for 2009! How appropriate that we finish the year in the Big Apple! What a night it's going to be!
(Cameras show fans at ringside before the screen flashes to the matches)
Sabre Blade: Amiable Amy Nobillos will be left in charge, and I hope she's ready for it! We have two titles being defended tonight as well as plenty of diva action for you, too!
(Screen shows Mo Morrissey first then A-Rod before they're shown on a split screen)
-BWE Heavyweight Champion Mo Morrissey defends the title against Alex Rodriguez! Mo had a brutal match to keep that title at No Recovery!, but now it could fall into the hands of a non-blogging athlete in A-Rod!
(Screen shows SEC AU Growwwl first then texasadlerfan before they're shown on a split screen)
-BWE Women's Champion SEC AU Growwwl vs texasadlerfan! Two of the great performers meet in the ring as the new champion will have a tough time holding onto the gold!
(Screen shows Dhemz, then Maxi followed by the Female Trolliation before both teams are shown on a split screen)
-Dhemz & Maxi Velasco vs the Female Trolliation! Two WBE Blog of Fame finalists team up again, but can they get by the Female Trolliation as everyone in the match will be heading to the Blogger's Rumble match?!(Akesha Dias is shown coming down to the ring with security)
(Huge Face POP)
Ring announcer: Ladies and gentleman! Please welcome from the Dias family!
Akesha Dias!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre Blade: There's Akesha Dias, who is the daughter of
Greg and Demcy Dias. At the No Recovery Pay-For-View, Dhemz made a shocking debut to help Maxi, DJ Tammy, and Rosilie defeat We Hate Female Bloggers. Greg also made an appearance in the match saving his wife from harm. Dhemz will be in action later tonight, and her hubby Greg is working with her training for the match she has! Now Akesha is out here to play the drums and kickoff the show!
(Akesha is shown playing the drums as the crowd starts to react. She plays them for over a minute as she gets tired. Then she stays in the ring waiting to be interviewed.)
(The ring announcer makes her way up to the ring to talk to Akesha)
Ring announcer: Hi Akesha! You did great on the drums even though my ears are still ringing! So what did you get from Santa this year?
Akesha: I got lots of presents! I mean lots of presents.....
(Thumb Brigade's music hits)
(T&R Guy, T&R Girl, and Blog Sniper are shown coming down the aisle)
(Huge Heel Heat)
(Akesha is shocked as is the announcer and fans)
Sabre: Now what is the meaning of this?! These guys are not even on the BWE Throwdown! roster! They're associated with EBW UnCut! I don't know what's going on, but hopefully we'll found out. Interrupting a little girl like this is about as low as you can go.
(The Thumb Brigade has finally made their way to the ring and T&R Guy has the microphone in hand)
Thumb & Run Girl(T&R Girl): So this is what BWE is about! No wonder Throwdown! is a horrible show, and EBW UnCut is so much better! Throwdown! lets children such as this come out here on a wrestling show! What does this have to do with wrestling?! Beat it little girl before I give you another present you won't like!
(Akesha stays in the ring)
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre: That was uncalled for. Akesha was invited out here by our Management Director Amiable Amy. The Thumb Brigade has no business being out here!
T&R Guy: You're not going to move?!
Akesha: I want to stay and play!
(Suddenly, the Thumb Brigade is shown getting increasingly irritated)
T&R Guy: This whole show deserves a thumbs down, but no segment more than this one! Seriously, what was BWE thinking?! Thumbs down!
(Blog Sniper is then shown kicking the drums and tearing them apart in front of Akesha)
(Huge Heel POP)
(Akesha is shown crying as the Thumb Brigade continues to destroy her drumset)
Akesha(crying): Stop it! Stop it!
Sabre: WTH?! I mean, this is as low as one can go!
(Dhemz and Greg Dias run out)
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: Here comes Dhemz and Greg out as the Thumb Brigade runs off! Dhemz and Greg are really angry now! You don't mess with kids, and I hope they get what's coming to them! And they're not even part of Throwdown! either!
(Dhemz and Greg are shown hugging their daughter as Akesha is still crying after what happened before looking with anger at the Thumb Brigade)
(The Thumb Brigade is shown going up the rampway)
(
Amiable Amy is shown coming out with a microphone in hand as she stands on top of the rampway)
Amy: Thumb Brigade....
(T&R Guy interrupts after he has a microphone in hand)
T&R Guy: You can't do anything to us! We're part of EBW UnCut! We might as well have imposed diplomatic immunity here on Throwdown! You're part of Throwdown!, not EBW UnCut!
Amy: That's okay! I can sue you for the damage you did in the ring as well as what you did to Akesha!
(Dhemz and Greg are still in the ring with Akesha as they continue to tend to her)
T&R Guy: But you really want to put us in a match, right?! You can't because this isn't EBW UnCut! And there isn't anyone here that can do that.....
(BWE CEO Mr. David Funk's music hits)
(Huge Face POP)
(The Thumb Brigade is stunned as Amiable Amy is now smiling)
Sabre: Careful what you wish for because the BWE CEO can make it come true!
(Mr. D walks out with a smile on his face as the Thumb Brigade is still stunned)
(Mr. D grabs the microphone from Amy)
Mr. D: Wassup DSG! Mr. D is in Da House!
(Huge Face POP)
Mr. D: So T&R Guy, did you say no one is here that can put you into a match on this show tonight?! But Amy wanting to sue someone shouldn't come as a surprise, right? Hopefully I can speak long enough to keep her from injuring her jaw though I won't be saying anything funny here.
(Thumb Brigade starts shaking their heads)
Mr. D: But enough about that. Let me remind you of something. Amy may not be your boss, but guess what? I am!
(Huge Face POP)
T&R Girl: Excuse me! Actually I wouldn't mind facing Dhemz after her match with the Female Trolliation!
Mr. D: Well...
T&R Girl: Excuse me! I want that match immediately after she's done with her match!
Mr. D: You interrupt one more time and the only holiday present you're going to get is a card with a pink slip in it! Dhemz is already in a match, so you won't be facing her. But I do have someone else in mind that hasn't wrestled in a match for the promotion. Normally I would do that for Dhemz because she keeps crossing the line with the boss, but no one condones what you did to her daughter Akesha in the ring! Especially when you're not on the Throwdown! roster!
(T&R Girl is looking confused now)
Mr. D: Tonight, it will be the T&R Girl going one on one with....the
UK Hip Hop Blogger Mileka Malay!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: Oh my, oh my! Mileka makes her debut tonight against the T&R Girl at the world reknowned Daddy Sports Garden! Wow, I can't wait to see this hot hip hop blogger in action tonight!
Amy: Hold on David! I haven't seen Mileka's name on the list of Blogger's Rumble participants either! The T&R Girl is on the list! But I want to add to this match! Should Mileka win, she's in the Blogger's Rumble match!
Mr. D: Wow, you actually made another good move Amy! Anyway, before the person who really wears the pants in the Thumb Brigade interrupted me, I was going to announce the match involving T&R Guy and Blog Sniper! You two should never cross the lines into territory that isn't your own! Tonight in the main event there will be a tag team match! It will be T&R Guy and Blog Sniper versus....Greg Dias! And let me think of someone that is well known here at DSG! Oh wait, I just figured out! It's someone else that has a talented and adorable daughter, too. Greg Dias will be teaming up with the Sports Daddy Rad Gonzalez(Huge Face POP)! T&R Guy and Blog Sniper takes on Greg Dias and Rad Gonzalez tonight in the main event on BWE Throwdown! I hope you enjoy your stay, Thumb Brigade!
(The Thumb Brigade looks mad as they make their way to the backstage area)
Sabre: The boss has laid down the law again! But wow, Mileka Malay makes her much anticipated debut taking on the T&R Girl, and gets a match after all! Plus, Rad Gonzalez makes his debut at his home teaming with Greg Dias to take on the T&R Guy and Blog Sniper! Akesha Dias is still upset, and I can't blame her! The Thumb Brigade is going to pay for this! What a night it's going to be at DSG!
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Dhemz: I can't believe this! T&R Girl is going to pay! I'm just glad we did get Akesha an eletronic drumset for the holidays!
Mr. D: Okay, okay. Calm down. You have another match tonight with the Female Trolliation. Trust me, T&R Girl has enough to worry about facing the Hip Hop Blogger Mileka.
(Rad and his little daughter known as piglet are shown walking in)
(Suddenly, Akesha's mood is better after seeing piglet)
Mr. D: Wassup bro! Man, I've been wanting to have a show here for a long time!
Rad: I know what you mean!
Mr. D: Did you hear what happened?
Rad: No. What happened?
Mr. D: You're teaming up with Greg to take on the T&R Guy and Blog Sniper!
(Huge Face POP)
Rad: Wait, I thought they were on EBW.
Mr. D: They are, but they crossed the line along with T&R Girl in what they did to Greg and Dhemz' daughter. I don't want to get into it, but I know you and Greg will take care of business tonight.
Rad: For sure, for sure bro! The Sports Daddy is going to win just like the Daddy Sports team won the final game of our fantasy football season! The Thumb Brigade better have more than just thumbs for us because they'll be left with four digits on their hands after Greg and I are done with them!
(Rad, piglet, Greg, Dhemz, and Akesha walk out of the office to get ready for their matches)
(Amy suddenly looks at David before laughing again)
Mr. D: Don't tell me! You're laughing on purpose because you really want to sue someone, don't you?!
(Amy is still laughing)
Mr. D: Sometimes, I wonder if I should have made you Management Director because of all the lawsuits you want to file!
(Amy is still laughing)
Amy(trying not to laugh anymore): I'm not wanting to sue you. I didn't know you wanted someone to Hit you.
Mr. D: What?!
(Mr. D then reaches behind his back to notice a paper with the words "Hit Me!!!" on it)
(Amy is laughing again as is the capacity crowd)
Mr. D: Yeah, real funny! I wonder who crossed the boss....again!
(Mileka Malay walks in)
Mr. D: Hi Mileka!
Mileka: Hi David!
(They hug as they meet)
Mr. D: So, are you ready for your debut?!
Mileka: Yes, I am, okay!!! It's about time you had me in a match, you know?!
Mr. D: Okay, okay. I know. I should have put the hot Hip Hop Blogger in a match sooner! I think this DSG crowd is ready for the hot Hip Hop Blogger though(Huge Face POP)! But you know what? The Management Director Amiable Amy said if you win this match, you'll be in the Blogger's Rumble match at that Pay-For-View! So I hope you're ready.
Mileka: Yeah, I'm going to play another hit song for everyone! Tonight won't be a One Hit Wonder! The only hit being played by me is beating the living crap out of the T&R Girl(Huge Face POP)! Now that's going to be the top news story on the Hip Hop Pop and R&B Stop! The cameras better be rolling for this one because I'm going to add music and make this into a video on my blog later!
Mr. D: Oh dear, I might want to get our Self Esteem Consultant in here for this!
(Mileka smiles and walks away)
(Mileka leaves and Maxi walks in)
Mr. D: Hi my Blugging Queen!
(They hug after meeting)
Maxi: Gosh gosh. I'm not the Queen!
Mr. D: Okay, I'm looking at your Mix and Match entries! Wow, now we know you're the PA-Cute Queen!
Maxi: I'm not the queen!
Mr. D: Okay, but I do give you credit for working on your laziness though I don't really think you are.
Maxi: Yes, I'm lazy! But I'm not going to call you 'd anymore. Gosh gosh. I just did! I better get ready for the Female Trolliation! We're going to kick the FT tonight!
(Maxi walks away)
(The cameras are shown circulating around the arena, and the DSG Blimp is seen as the sun roof shows the dark sky above.)
(The Ultimate Blogger's music hits)
Sabre Blade: Wow, Rad is here and looks ready for action here in his home palace! Mileka is ready as well! It looks like they're trying to have fun with the BWE CEO tonight, too! Anyway, what a way to kick off the matches! I still can't believe the audacity of the Thumb Brigade to open our show! We've seen them do some low things, but this may have been the lowest! Now they'll all be in action tonight as ordered by our CEO!
(The Ultimate Blogger is shown running as fast as he can to the ring)
Ring announcer: The following contest is schedule for one fall! It is a return match from No Recovery! Introducing first from Parts Unknown! The Ultimate Blogger!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: This guy is uncontrollable, but made an impact earlier in the year coming over from EBW!
(Karmic Boomerang's music hits)
(Karmic Boomerang comes out in a UPS truck and is set to throw boomerangs into the crowd for everyone)
Ring announcer: And his tag team partner! From Portland, Oregon! He's a Sporting News blogger and fantasy sports player! This is the
Karmic Boomerang!
(Huge Face POP)
(Karmic parks the UPS truck by the rampway, and begins to throw boomerangs into the crowd)
Sabre: There's the Karmic Boomerang! He's still very upset that he didn't get into the Money in the Blog Ladder match at No Recovery because of outside interference from his opponents tonight!
(The Sporting Blog's music hits)
Ring announcer: And their opponents! From Charlotte, North Carolina being accompanied to the ring by Dan Shanoff! They are members of
The Sporting Blog on Sporting News! The team of Chris Littman and Dave Larzelere!
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre: Ever since our CEO decided for his own network deal away from SN, these guys have had it in for everybody in the promotion! Larzelere costed the Karmic Boomerang a spot in the Money in the Blog Ladder at No Recovery! This match was thrown out at No Recovery! because Karmic and The Ultimate Blogger couldn't control their anger as to what happened at the previous Throwdown! show! But the match will happen tonight on BWE Throwdown!
(Referee calls for the bell)
(Bell sounds)
Ultimate Blogger & Karmic Boomerang vs The Sporting Blog members Chris Littman and Dave LarzelereSabre: It looks like it will be The Ultimate Blogger starting it out with Littman! Littman with a right hand as the Ultimate Blogger goes into the rope! Ultimate Blogger with a big right hand of his own! Blocks a right from Littman, and down goes Littman! The Ultimate Blogger goes into the ropes, and nails Littman with a flying clothesline! This one could be over...1-2-but Littman gets the shoulder up! Hip toss as Littman is down again! Ultimate Blogger slams the head of Littman in the turnbuckle! There's the tag to Karmic! Karmic with a big right hand to the gut of Littman followed by a reverse neck-breaker! This could finally be the bad karma that the TSB has coming to them tonight! Karmic whips Littman into the far corner, and a high back elevation back drop! Karmic swings and misses on Larzelere! He goes after Littman again with a kick to the head! Into the ropes, but Karmic is tripped up by Shanoff on the outside! C'mon ref! How could you not see that?! Ultimate Blogger comes in to plead his case, and Karmic is getting triple-teamed in the corner! Turn around ref!
(The ref comes over to break up the double team after Shanoff goes back to the arena floor)
Sabre: Karmic is in big trouble, and TSB has control of the match now! Larzelere is tagged in, and he delivers a knee drop to the head of Karmic! Larzelere with snap mare followed by clothesline on Karmic! 1-2-but Karmic kicks out! Larzelere with repeated right hands to the head of Karmic! The ref pulls him off Karmic! We know the story here! Larzelere didn't go to the Money in the Blog Ladder match either, and Karmic had his chance being robbed from him by Larzelere! Larzelere gets the tag to Littman! They are isolating Karmic in their own corner! Littman with an elbow drop as Larzelere held the feet of Karmic! Another kick to the back of the head, and now he picks up Karmic! He drives him back-first into the corner! Karmic fights back with some right hands, and Littman is stunned! Karmic with a clothesline, but Littman with a counter into a Full Nelson slam! 1-2-but Karmic kicks out again! Larzelere is tagged in as the ref is trying to force Littman out of the ring! Larzelere climbs the top rope! He misses the knee drop! Karmic needs to make the tag to The Ultimate Blogger! The Ultimate Blogger is trying to encourage the fans to help Karmic!
(Crowd stomps their feet)
Sabre: Larzelere tags in Littman, and there's the tag to The Ultimate Blogger! The Ultimate Blogger is feels it as he ducks a Littman clothesline and follows it up with a flying shoulder tackle! And another! Larzelere comes in, and the Ultimate Blogger picks him in the Gorilla Press Slam! Littman charges after Ultimate Blogger, but goes face-first into the turnbuckle! Ultimate Blogger follows him in with a clothesline! He whips Littman into the ropes, and he ducks a clothesline! Off the far side, and Ultimate Blogger picks up Littman gives him a Gorilla Press Slam! Into the ropes, and huge flying tackle! Now off the ropes! Big splash! 1-2-but Larzelere breaks up the 3-count! The Ultimate Blogger would have had him there! Karmic comes in and clotheslines Larzelere as both go over the top rope onto the arena floor! The ref looks on at the action on the outside! The Ultimate Blogger picks up Littman for another Gorilla Press Slam! But Shanoff trips him! The ref didn't see it! 1-2-3! Wait, Shanoff was holding the feet of the Ultimate Blogger as the pin was made!
Winners- The Sporting Blog(The Sporting Blog is backing up the rampway celebrating their victory as The Ultimate Blogger and Karmic Boomerang look on with distraught in the ring)
Sabre: The Sporting Blog used underhanded tactics to win again, but the referee should have opened his eyes to what was going on! Be that as it may, The Sporting Blog wins the opening match-up here on the expanded edition of Throwdown!
(Karmic and Ultimate Blogger look on with disdain towards TSB now)
(Camera show a split screen with the Hip Hop Blogger Mileka Malay and T&R Girl)
Sabre: There you see Mileka Malay stretching to get ready for her match and the T&R Girl doesn't look happy at all! If Mileka wins, she goes to the Blogger's Rumble match! T&R Girl battles Mileka Malay! Next, here on Throwdown!
Blog commercial:
Coming in 2010 will be a BWE event like no other! 20 female bloggers battle it out in the first ever Female Blogger's Rumble match! Live from the S&J(Steps and Journey) Arena in Alhambra, California! It will be every female performer for themselves as two women start it out with another entering the ring every minute! The last one standing in the ring without being thrown out will become the No. 1 challenger for the BWE Women's Title at the next BWE Pay-For-View! Plus a whole lot more! The Blogger's Rumble is coming soon!(Cameras show outside the arena)
Sabre: We are back on BWE Throwdown! from Daddy Sports Garden here in New York City! There is the DSG Blimp going across the sun roof here, and now we'll send it backstage to our newest signee in BWE Promotions, Mariuca who will also have the first ever Perfume Gallery show later on!
(Camera shows Mariuca standing by)
Mariuca: I'm glad to be with BWE Promotions though I won't know what brand I'll eventually be on! Anyway, I'm here for my first backstage interview with...the BWE Heavyweight Champion Mo Morrissey! Mo, tonight you face a professional athlete that happened to win against fragnoli at No Recovery! Are you fully recovered from your title match against mojomike, and can you stop A-Rod from becoming the first non-blogger to win the BWE title?
(Huge Heel POP)
Mo Morrissey: Mariuca, welcome to BWE! But first, I'm going to let you know who I am! I'm Mo Morrissey, the BWE Heavyweight Champion! I'm a husband, father, blogger, doughnut eater, and the guy that won against someone that no one said could be stopped! A-Rod, you may have won against
fragnoli, but without help I doubt you would have. You may have home-field advantage and recent World Series title. You maybe a multi-time MVP, but the only award you're getting tonight is a certified ass-whooping courtesy of Mo Morrissey!
(Huge Heel POP)
(Mo Morrissey walks away with the title on his shoulder)
(Bell sounds)
Sabre: Wow! Mo Morrissey may have an impossible task of holding onto the belt tonight against the hometown hero and Yankees star, A-Rod!
(The Thumb Brigade's music hits)
Ring announcer: The falling contest is scheduled for one fall!!
(The T&R Girl comes out and thumbs down the capacity crowd as well as bad-mouth them. She has a Thumb Brigade shirt with a smiley that is thumbing down)
Ring announcer: Introducing first from Parts Unknown! She is a member of the Thumb Brigade and one half of the "Diva Dynasty"! This is the T&R Girl!
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre: What a shock! This girl is all about drama, and it pains me to say she used to be a BWE Women's Champion! But what she and the rest of the Thumb Brigade did tonight to Akesha Dias was despicable! I still can't believe they messed with the daughter of the Dias family!
(Mileka Malay's hip hop music hits)
(Mileka comes out with jeans, ring jacket, a cap, and a shirt that says "Hip Hop Blogger" on it. She dances to the theme while coming out)
Ring announcer: And her opponent! From Manchester, United Kingdom! She's the Hip Hop Blogger making her BWE debut! This is Mileka Malay!
(Huge Face POP)
(Mileka shakes hands with the capacity crowd in DSG that is loving the theme music she has)
Sabre: What an entrance for the debuting Mileka Malay even though she did show up at No Recovery! Wow, they really do love her here, and this DSG crowd would obviously love nothing more than to see her take down the T&R Girl tonight! And if she does, she joins T&R Girl along with 18 female blogging stars in the Blogger's Rumble match at the PFV! But this T&R Girl is a former BWE Women's Champion, albeit under controversy!
(Mileka stares down T&R Girl as she takes off her ring jacket with T&R Girl standing on the other side of ring as the referee signals for the bell)
(Bell sounds)
T&R Girl vs Mileka MalaySabre: T&R Girl charges after Mileka, but the Hip Hop Blogger moves out of the way! Mileka is relentless with right hands in the corner as the ref is trying to break it up! Mileka with another right hand, and woah! Mileka with throws T&R Girl by hair out of the corner! The ref is warning Mileka for that, but we're starting to see the intensity of the Hip Hop Blogger early on! Elbow drop on the T&R Girl! The crowd is loving this....Mileka picks up T&R Girl and drives her shoulder into the gut of the Thumb Brigade member in the corner! Mileka with some elbows to the face of T&R Girl, and it's clear she was not prepared for the Hip Hop Blogger in this match! Whipped into the far corner, but T&R Girl reverses! T&R Girl goes chest-first into the turnbuckle as the Hip Hop Blogger moves out of the way! Mileka with an atomic drop! Oh my! A standing Hurricarana and she rolls out of the move then hits a drop kick right to the face after the impressive Hurricarana! 1-2-but T&R Girl kicks out! This is total domination by Mileka against the former BWE Women's Champion! Mileka waits for T&R Girl to get up and she goes for a flying clothesline! But T&R Girl moves out of the way as Mileka goes throat-first onto the top rope! That was a mistake there, and T&R Girl goes for the cover! 1-2-but Mileka kicks out! There goes T&R Girl with a thumb to the eye as Mileka went for a right hand punch from her knees! Kick to the head by T&R Girl, and she is in control right now! Into the ring corner and T&R Girl with a kick to the gut of Mileka! T&R Girl with another right hand as the ref warns her! Into the far corner, but the Hip Hop Blogger reverses with a vicious Irish-whip! Into the ropes and oh my! Mileka with a bone-jarring running tackle that she calls the "Manchester Congestion Charge"! Mileka climbs the top rope! Oh wow, she's going for her finisher that she told our CEO David Funk is called the No. 1 Hit(Flying or Diving Neckbreaker onto the opponent)! So she's going to the top of the charts to the No. 1 Hit on BWE Throwdown's list of performers! But T&R Girl rolls under the bottom rope and is retreating up the rampway(Huge Heel POP)! The ref begins the 10-count, and Mileka is being held back! T&R Girl is a little dizzy, and is at the top of the ramp as the ref is up to 8! 9! 10! And the T&R Girl has gotten herself counted out! Mileka really beat the fool out of the T&R Girl, and there's no way the Thumb Brigade could have prepared for this pounding by the Hip Hop Blogger! The Hip Hip Blogger was definitely a hit with this DSG crowd! And T&R Girl doesn't realize that not only is Dhemz in the Blogger's Rumble match, but now the Hip Hop Blogger is, too!
Winner- Mileka Malay by CountoutSabre: Mileka sure did look great in her debut tonight as the T&R Girl didn't want any more to do with the Hip Hop Blogger! Mileka is now in the Blogger's Rumble match with a chance to become a major contender for the BWE Women's Championship!
(Mileka celebrates in the ring as her theme music plays as the crowd erupts for her)
Sabre: Mileka sure would have liked to have won in another way besides countout, but T&R Girl wasn't about to let that happen!
(Camera shows BWE Heavyweight Champion Mo Morrissey eating a doughnut and focusing on his title match for later in the evening against A-Rod)
Sabre: There's our BWE Heavyweight Champion! He's set to defend the title later tonight against A-Rod! Lots more to come here on BWE Throwdown! live from Daddy Sports Garden in New York City! Stay tuned!
Blog commercial:
What do you get when you combine wrestling and politics? You get Political Championship Wrestling(PCW)! PHEW: Political Hardcore Extreme Wrestling! Check them out after the show for the latest!Sabre Blade: We are back on Throwdown! What an evening it's been so far, and the main event is still to come as Greg Dias and Rad Gonzalez take on the T&R Guy and Blog Sniper from the Thumb Brigade!
(The cameras show an aerial view of DSG)
(Mariuca's music hits)
Ring announcer: Ladies and gentleman! Please welcome one of the newest signings to BWE! Mariuca!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: This is the
Perfume Gallery, ladies and gentleman! Nice ovation for Mariuca, who interviewed the BWE Champion Mo Morrissey earlier in the night. This is going to be an interesting first show for her, and she'll be talking with one of her best bloggers friends here shortly.
(Mariuca likes the decorations and Gallery that has been set up for her in the ring. She reacts to the capacity before grabbing the microphone. She has the Perfume Gallery badge t-shirt on.)
Mariuca: Wassup DSG!
(Huge Face POP)
Mariuca: I know I said on my blog that I recalled my Career Crossroads without mentioning BWE because this is new to me. But, I'm glad to be here in BWE no matter what brand I end up on! Before anyone asks, the boss had me put my
Meows in a cage in the back so nothing happens with them! This is the Perfume Gallery where I'll talk to special guests every time! Welcome, and I hope no one gets sick because of the perfumes here. But with further ado, let's welcome our first special guest! From Malaysia, and the blog author of
Turn-u-Off! My really sweet friend....Monica!
(Monica's theme music hits)
(Huge Face POP)
(Monica comes out to the ring in a very hot pink tank top with a turn-u-off cap on. She shakes hands with the DSG crowd who are whistling at her, too. She then looks at the crowd before stepping through the ring ropes.)
(Mariuca and Monica hug each other)
Mariuca: Hi Mon! Welcome to the first ever Perfume Gallery Show!
Mon: Glad to be here! Wow!
Mariuca: Okay, Mon. I'm going to cut right to it. You had a message for all the wrestlers in the back, and some may have missed it. I think this crowd at DSG wants to recall or remember what it was that you said.
Mon: Yeah, I said "Don't let the smile on my face or pink tank tops fool you." The evil....
(All the sudden the screen goes completely blank white and it shows that it is loading. The set goes completely dark and the ThrowdownTron is blank, too.)
Mon: What is going on? Everything here is dark!
Mariuca: I don't know, but I can't see anything I've done out here! It is completely dark in here!
(The monitor for home viewers is still showing that the screen is loading. It is still blank white for viewers at home and on the monitors, but audio can be heard. Mariuca and Mon are screaming and scared because they have no idea what is going on. Soon, both of them express anger as to what is happening. The fans inside the arena are flashing their cameras in trying to see what is going on.)
Sabre: Folks, I don't know what is going on here! The monitor is completely blank white right now, and I don't know why.
(Sabre turns his monitor off, then on again with the same results)
I still can't see anything! I understand that our BWE CEO has just contacted someone about the issue, and work is being done to get us back on the air for this show. I'm told we have to take a commercial break. We'll be back.
Commercial:
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Sabre: We're back on BWE Throwdown!, but as you can see, we're having technical difficulties! During the last segment, Mariuca's Perfume Gallery abruptly stopped after she began interviewing Ms. Turn-u-Off Monica. But our CEO has confirmed he has the best person available in taking care of this issue quickly. It's too early to speculate, but it seems someone has purposely caused this to be an issue. Why this happened during Mariuca's Perfume Gallery segment is questionable to me. Let's just hope this issue will be solved shortly. Meanwhile, we can show you footage of what happened on the previous EBW UnCut with this EBW Recall! Have a look....
(Screen shows the Throwdown vs UnCut video game with the EBW Recall on top of the screen)
Narrator: This EBW Recall is brought to you by Throwdown! vs UnCut video game! Make your way to the top of the promotion with your favorite blog performer or create a blogging superstar for yourself! Available at most retailers near you!
(Screen now shows EBW Management Director
Ron Centeno)
Ron: Tonight, we are going to have the first-ever, 12-Person Tag Team match…It’s going to be 12 of the biggest superstars and divas of EBW with each 6 person team led by a captain! And the captain will get to pick her own team, much like kids on a playground pick teams for sports. And it’s happening live, tonight on UnCut!
(Lester's Legends makes his way to the ring)
Ring announcer: Ladies and gentleman! Please welcome the NEW EBW Heavyweight Champion! Lester's Legends!!!
Lester: I plan on defending against any and all challengers! So, to the boys in the back, if you want to take on the Champ, come and get it!
(EBW Hardcore Champion
Dking makes his way to the ring with his theme music playing)
Lester: Dking, why are you out here?
Dking: Well, I did win the new Hardcore Championship at No Recovery. I thought maybe you...
Lester: Dking, you know I respect what you’ve done both in blogging and in this ring, but to compare your championship win to mine is the most asinine thing you’ve ever done. Do you realize that I finally got to take out my frustration on the GM(
Paul Huffaker)? He will never be the same! I destroyed
Guardian! And I’m still in ass kicking mode! So, unless you want to be the next in a long line of guys who got their asses kicked by the EBW Champion, I suggest you leave. (Face heat)
Dking: Perhaps I should. But before I go…
(Dking decks Lester's Legends and a fight ensues)
Joe Payne: One of our fans just got inadvertently hit as the Hardcore Champion flew over the barrier. The referees are restraining Lester and sending the EBW Champion to the back. Wait a minute! The fan is telling one of the referees to count? The Fan covers Dking! 1-2-3! Holy crap! We have a new Hardcore Champion! The new Champion grabs the title and takes off for the locker room.
JDIN: JD: Hold up! I just want to get a quick word with you!
(The Champion pauses and shows his face to JD, who is astonished.)
JD: I don’t believe it! How did you get in the building? Look out!
(Dking swings a chair to the back of the head. He pulls the nearest referee to him. 1-2-3.)
Joe: Did Dking just win back his title?
JD: Get out of here! Are you ok, Gym?
Joe: OMG! It's
Gymrome!
Paul: Since I like the first match you made, I thought I’d let you handle the Lester/Dking situation.
Ron: And I have a great idea for that too. The first-ever Champion vs. Champion match! We also need to discuss this situation with Gymrome.
Paul: Have the hospital send over the bill and I’ll pay it.
Ron: Actually, you have a bigger problem than that. Since Gymrome just won the Hardcore Title, he automatically receives a one year contract.
Paul: Damn! The “Champions Clause.” I should have known that one would bite me.
JDIN: Dking charges Lester, but he sidesteps and Dking takes a mouthful of the ring post! The ref is up to 5! Lester slams Dking’s face into the ring post! The count’s at 7! They need to be back in by 10! Lester is setting up Dking near the corner of ringside. Oh my! Lester Catapulted Dking over the security barrier and into the crowd! This crowd is electric! But the count is at 9! Hurry! No! 10! Lester realized too late the 10-count!
(The match resulted in a double countout)
Paul: Now I have to make a major announcement.
(Paul heads to the ring)
Paul: Now, we need to determine his first challenger, and since, unbeknownst to me, Dave added a no rematch clause to the contracts for the match at No Recovery!, I have no one to name #1 Contender. So what I have created is the most unique, innovative, and dangerous concept ever to hit blog wrestling! It’s called, the Ultimate Spin Challenge! A single-elimination tournament of 16 EBW superstars, and it won’t just be the same guys who have main evented our previous shows. No, I’m all about opportunity. Earlier today, I had everyone who was interested, write their name on a slip of paper and drop it in a tumbler. Now then, let’s get to the first match of the tournament!
(3rdStone spins the wheel and it will
3rdStoneFromTheSun vs Gymrome as heard in the background by Joe Payne. 3rdStone spins the wheel again. He wins the Book a Match.)
3rdStone (to on his cell phone): Ok. No sir, thank you. I will make that announcement right now.
Ron: 3rdStone, what’s going on?
3rd: Well, I just received a call from a friend, and he made me an offer I could not refuse. I have sold my Book a Match option.
Paul: To who?
(The E-Screen goes dark. It then posts up a simple sentence in white text, reading “On Great Trades.” A face fills the screen, and the crowd cheers loudly.)
(The face is that of BWE General Manager
Afrank Angle.)
Angle: I have only been GM of BWE ThrowDown for a few weeks, and already I have made better deals than you, Paul! As I promised, I plan to cleanup not just ThrowDown, but EBW UnCut as well! There is no better way to do that than to come to EBW and get my hands dirty. That is why I made the deal with 3rdStone, an excellent talent might I add. Now, I have the keys to your kingdom, Paul! I will see you in 2010 at the next EBW UnCut. Can you imagine what match I have in store? (Laughs) I look forward to coming to EBW, and Paul, bring your wrestling gear. I have a feeling you may need it!
Joe: Our GM has been bitten by his own crazy concoction!
JD: What does the BWE GM have in store for EBW?
(The screen is still blank on the live feed back at the arena as Sabre Blade can still be heard on audio.)
Sabre: Wow! What an EBW show that was. Guardian, 3rdStone, and
Yankees3Fan7 advanced to the round of 8 in that innovative concept that was created. We won't show you footage of the chaos in that 12-person match that happened as it wasn't a good night for the Money in the Blog winner Y3F7! Chaos doesn't seem to be appropriate enough for that last show, but it sure will escalate even more now that Afrank Angle shocked the world by appearing on UnCut! One can only assume that Paul H has really bit his own tongue....again! We're still having technical difficulties, and we have to take another commercial break! We'll be back, and hopefully things will be in working order when we return!
Commercial:
The Champ has arrived in EBW! Lester’s Legends, the new EBW Heavyweight Champion, is in a giving mood. He is giving the gift of Fantasy Sports insight you will find nowhere else. So if your Fantasy sports team is falling through the standings fast, head over to his site and get the inside scoop!Sabre: We're back on BWE Throwdown!, and the screen is still blank on us. I hope we can get this fixed shortly because it is ruining our show!
(The BWE CEO can be heard in the backstage area even though the screen is still blank for viewers at DSG and at home.)
Mr. D: Can this be fixed shortly? The fans are starting to get upset here.
(An indistinct woman's voice is heard in the background saying she will fix it now.)
Woman: I know what is going on! I'm checking it, and I'll get rid of this problem now. Some people just have no idea what I can do!
(The screen is still blank, but then it is suddenly refreshed to show the viewing monitors that it is loading as they come back live on the air.)
(
Lady Java is shown in the backstage area closing her laptop, and was the woman fixing the problem)
(Huge Face POP)
Lady Java: There! Fixed it, David!
Mr. D: Thank goodness! That's why you were hired in BWE besides being a wrestler!
LJ: Well David, someone did this on purpose!
Mr. D: How do you know?
LJ: This has never happened before, and the coding was incorrect temporarily! Someone, who knew what they were doing, messed with the coding!
Mr. D: We have to find out who! This can't happen again! Is it okay now?
LJ: Yes David, it is okay now.
(Mariuca and Monica are now shown coming in the office as they appear on the screen)
Mariuca: WTH just happened?! My segment was ruined!
Mr. D: Calm down, Mariuca. LJ fixed the problem, and someone messed with coding.
Mariuca: I'm mad about this David! This is causing me too much GRIEF!
Mr. D: I know you are, Mariuca.
Monica: You mean, someone did this on purpose?
LJ: Yes, someone did.
Mr. D: Look ladies, I'm really sorry that happened. I don't know who would do that, but why was it done to you two?
Monica: I don't know, David.
Mr. D: Okay, you three just hang out here for a little bit, okay?
(Dorothy L is shown walking in)
Dorothy: Hi David! Hi ladies!
Mariuca, Monica, and Lady Java: Hi Dorothy!
Dorothy: Sorry I'm late David. I couldn't see my way to find your office. What happened?
LJ: Someone caused the screens to go down with incorrect coding. Someone may have it in for Mariuca and Monica.
Dorothy: Really? I hope you guys are okay, and that you don't need help.
Mr. D: Thanks Dorothy. Yeah, I was actually going to see about you helping with the self-esteem of a particular performer in BWE.
Dorothy: That's why I'm here. Who is it?
Mr. D: It was supposed to be for the T&R Girl, but not now. Right now, too many people want to hurt her badly, very badly.
Dorothy: Why?
Mr. D: Well, she messed with Dhemz' daughter, then made her mad, too. You may want to stick around though. I put the T&R Girl against Mileka, and T&R Girl purposely counted herself out.
Dorothy: Okay David. I'll still will be here.
Mr. D: I meant you may want to stick around because your CPR and First Aid expertise maybe needed for the rest of the night. The Thumb Brigade may need it though they had no business being here.
Dorothy: Oh dear. I'll be here then.
(A camera shows the overview of DSG as it eventually zooms towards Sabre Blade at ringside)
Sabre: I'm glad Lady Java was here to fix the problem so that the show would go on! Oh boy, what a night it has been! It all got started when Akesha Dias played the drums for the capacity crowd only for the Thumb Brigade to come out earlier in the night to interrupt.
(The monitor shows the Thumb Brigade in the ring with the announcer and Akesha Dias after she was performing)
T&R Girl: Beat it little girl before I give you another present you won't like!
Sabre: Well, when Akesha didn't want to leave, this is what happened.
(The monitor shows the Thumb Brigade tearing up Akesha's drumset)
Sabre: Akesha's parents came out and the Thumb Brigade ran like scolded dogs. As they retreated up the rampway, out came our BWE Management Director. Amy said she would sue because she couldn't put them in a match on BWE Throwdown! But the Thumb Brigade rubbed it in even more by saying that no one in the building had the power to put them in a match on Throwdown! That was until our BWE CEO came out to the delight of the DSG crowd!
Mr. D: Amy may not be your boss, but guess what? I am!
Sabre: Suddenly, our boss laid the law and announced that Mileka would face T&R Girl which turned out to be a countout win for Mileka! But then came the announcement of the main event!
Mr. D: Tonight in the main event there will be a tag team match! It will be T&R Guy and Blog Sniper versus....Greg Dias! And let me think of someone that is well known here at DSG! Oh wait, I just figured out! It's someone else that has a talented and adorable daughter, too. Greg Dias will be teaming up with the Sports Daddy Rad Gonzalez(Huge Face POP)! T&R Guy and Blog Sniper takes on Greg Dias and Rad Gonzalez tonight in the main event on BWE Throwdown! I hope you enjoy your stay, Thumb Brigade!
(Cameras show Greg Dias, then Rad Gonzalez before showing the T&R Guy and Blog Sniper)
Sabre: So the stage is set for later tonight! Greg Dias and Rad Gonzalez will face off against Thumb Brigade members, the T&R Guy and Blog Sniper! This is Rad's home, so the Thumb Brigade may have bitten off more than they can chew in messing with the Dias family! We'll find out later tonight! I'm glad we have the monitors and cameras working inside the arena now thanks to the work of Lady Java.
(The screen shows Lady Java after she fixed the issue from making the monitors go blank)
Sabre: I've just been handed a note that no one is able to get inside the locker rooms of our BWE Women's Champion SEC AU Growwwl or her challenger for tonight, texasadlerfan! I'm not sure what is going on, and I hope both of them are okay though I don't like what I've heard! Also, I've been told that a huge 8-man tag team match will likely take place tonight, and that it involves members from the Pro Players group. For what that is worth considering this is a BWE show(Sabre rolls his eyes at that).
(Cameras show Dhemz leaving her locker room and Maxi meeting her there. They both are upset at what happened earlier in the night)
Sabre: There's Dhemz and Maxi, who are ready to destroy the Female Trolliation! This explosive tag team match is live, and it's coming up next!
Commercial:
1. Check this out! In case you didn't know, Filipina blogger Lainy has returned in full force to blogging! The recently announced WBE Blog of Fame finalist has plenty on her mind, and is never at a lost for words! In case you haven't been there, be sure to visit Lainy's Musings today!
(A retail employee is line and is asked by the cashier if he's on break)
Employee: No, I'm not on break and I'm hungry.
(Out of nowhere, boxer Billy Bailey hits the employee with a left hook down to ground)
Billy: You know you're not supposed to be taking a break until 30 minutes from now!
(Suddenly the screen shows "Billy Bailey: Sales Floor Enforcer")
(An employee grabs the last shopping cart in order to fill it up full of product)
(Out of nowhere, Billy Bailey lands a five-punch combination that floors the employee)
Billy: The shopping carts are for customers! Grab a small basket or six-wheel cart to move products, NOT shopping carts!
(The store manager just posted the weekly schedule for the following week on his wall)
(He walks out of his office into a vicious right-hand uppercut from Billy Bailey)
Billy: You know you're over budget on your hours with that schedule! What?! You added more help so that you don't have to do as much work and that no one would notice?! Don't go over budget or add help that you don't need!
(District Manager appears on the screen)
DM: Ever since I hired Billy to watch the floor, our sales have doubled this past quarter while productivity has gone up. No one slacks off when Billy is there either. I wish I had about 10 Billy Baileys out there.
(Screen shows, "Billy Bailey: Sales Floor Enforcer")Narrator: This BWE Recall is brought to you by Just For Blogs! Brush the gray away from your templates and entries with Just For Blogs Virtual Gel! Just For Blogs: Keep Your Pledge!
(The screen shows No Recovery! three months ago as the prelude for the 8-person No Rules, No DQ match is shown)
Sabre: I really wonder how this match-up coming up next will unfold. Originally, Twinks Blogula and
Rialyn Stevenson were to be part of this match, but they will not be involved. Thankfully,
Rosilie was here and is set to team up with her sister
DJ Tammy and Maxi as well as another unnamed partner here. Meanwhile, the WHFB clan is in full force, and has done their best to make life miserable for female performers in BWE Promotions. The CEO stepped in to make this a No DQ, No Rules match which doesn't appear to do the Filipina team any favors. I would caution viewers about what you are about to see.
(The camera shows the WHFB in the ring)
Sabre: I really hope this group gets what is coming to them!
(DJ Tammy, Rosilie, and Maxi are shown coming down to the ring in succession)
Sabre: Now we have to wonder just who it was that our new Management Director of BWE Throwdown! Amiable Amy was referring to as the woman to replace Ria in this match! Who's going to step up to the plate?
(Dhemz' music hits as she comes down to the ring)
Sabre: Wow! I don't believe it! Dhemz is here in Dallas and is ready to take down WHFB! She doesn't like these type of hateful people, and I have to say that Amiable Amy did a great job with her first action as Management Director of BWE Throwdown! This place is electric now!
(Crowd chants, "Dhemz! Dhemz! Dhemz! Dhemz!")
Sabre: It is basically Texas Tornado rules here as all eight are involved in the match with no tagouts!
(Multiple IDentification Incorporated comes out)
Sabre: MIDI has come out to help WHFB!
(Women come out of the back to help)
Sabre: Look at this! Female bloggers are emptying out of the locker room! Here comes Rad Gonzalez and Greg Dias, too! The tide has turned and the crowd is loving every minute of it!
(Dhemz is shown getting ready to use her Direct Deposit finishing move)
Sabre: Dhemz with the Direct Deposit(Gutwrench Suplex into a Power Bomb)! 1-2-3! The Filipina Bloggers win it! There's nothing like male feminists getting the fool beaten out of them by females!
(Cameras show the Just For Blogs logo as the screen fades to inside Daddy Sports Garden)
(Cameras show DJ Tammy and Rosilie in a very sexy photo shoot done recently. They couldn't appear because of running their business as well as tending to this photo shoot. Then the screen says, "DJ Tammy & Rosilie Return at the Blogger's Rumble!")
(Bell sounds)
Sabre: We're back on BWE Throwdown! live from Daddy Sports Garden in New York City! Wow! So DJ Tammy and Rosilie will be in the Blogger's Rumble match live from Alhambra, California! Here we go with a tag team I've been looking forward to all night!
Ring announcer: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Already in the ring from Trolling One Blog After Another! This is the Female Trolliation!
(Huge Heep POP)
Sabre: No one likes trolls especially these types! They've been a constant thorn in everyone's side since they came to BWE back in 2006! They're in the Blogger's Rumble match, and they can use their tag team expertise to cause trouble for anyone in that match!
(Maxi's music hits)
Ring announcer: And their opponents! Introducing first from the Philippines now residing in Soderham, Sweden! She's the Blugging and PA-Cute Queen! This is Maxi Velasco!
(Huge Face POP)
(Maxi shakes hands with the DSG crowd on her way to the ring as some whistles can be heard for her, too. She has an Ovah Coffee badge t-shirt on while making her way to the ring)
Sabre: There you see the PA-Cute Queen, and she looks hot as always and is ready for this match! She had a great debut at No Recovery, and she teams with one of her teammates from that match now! The Blugging Queen is looking to carry the momentum into the Blogger's Rumble!
(Dhemz' music hits)
Ring announcer: And her tag team partner! Also formerly from the Philippines, now residing in Sacramento, California! She represents the Dias family! This is Dhemz!
(Huge Face POP)
(Dhemz comes out in her Taekwondo attire with the "Hit Me!!!" pic on the back of the outfit. She shakes hands with the crowd and even hugs a couple of kids that have the "Hit Me!!!" shirts on.)
Sabre: What an ovation for Dhemz! These WBE Blog of Fame finalists team up to face the Female Trolliation! This is a prelude to the Blogger's Rumble match as all four will be involved at the Pay-For-View!
(The referee calls for the bell)
(Bell sounds)
Maxi & Dhemz vs Female TrolliationSabre: Maxi chases after FT#1 and catches her with a Lou Thesz-press with some rights to the head of FT#1! Irish whip into the turnbuckle but Maxi, but FT#2 pulls FT#1 out of the way in the ring corner! Maxi is in trouble as FT#1 tags out to FT#2! C'mon ref! Do your job and get one of the FT members out of the ring! FT#1 finally leaves the ring as FT#2 is kicking away on the PA-Cute Queen! Maxi is in deep trouble as Dhemz is trying to encourage her partner on! FT#2 picks Maxi up, and she nails her with another right hand! Maxi is down and FT#2 tags FT#1 back in! FT#1 with a kick to the gut on Maxi followed by a reverse suplex on the Blugging Queen! Maxi really needs to tag out to Dhemz, and what a kick to the back of the head by FT#1! FT#1 goes for a pile driver! Maxi is going....but Maxi with the Hot Shot as FT#1 goes throat-first into the top rope! FT#1 is down, and is looking to tag in FT#2! Maxi desperately needs to tag in Dhemz! FT#1 tags in FT#2! FT#2 cuts off Maxi, but Maxi with a kick to the gut! She dives over FT#2 and gets the tag to Dhemz! Here comes the "Hit Me!!!" star! Dhemz with a clothesline on FT#2! Knife-edge chop and another as FT#2 doesn't know what hit her! FT#1 tries to come in, but Dhemz with a knife-edge chop that sends her over the top rope and out of the ring! Dhemz with a karate kick to the gut of FT#2 followed by spinning round house kick to the top of the head as the Female Trolliation are both down and out of the ring! Dhemz is on fire here! She has cleared the ring! Can the Female Trolliation recover?! Or will Dhemz and Maxi prevail?! Stay tuned!
Blog commercial:
Representative over the phone: Can I help you?
Blogger: Yes, I'm looking for another blogger.
Rep: Okay, which one?
Blogger: I don't know his name, but his blog has turned old and gray. His blog is weird and is starting to look like trash. His blog is in the fog.
(Just For Blogs music theme)
Blogger #2: Hey, you're the one who said I lost my pledge to keep my blog up to date. Oh, this is bad.
(Blogger #2 applies Just For Blogs Virtual Gel on his template)
Blogger: His blog is back!
Another blogger: His blog scores!
Blogger #2: Just For Blogs: Keep Your Pledge!Sabre: We are back on BWE Throwdown! and what a match this has been! Dhemz was in complete control of this match until FT#1 hit a clothesline on her when she went for the Direct Deposit finisher on FT#2!
(Camera shows the clothesline after the referee was trying to get Maxi out of the ring)
Sabre: Now Dhemz is in trouble as Maxi watches on intently! Dhemz was really beating the fool out of the FT during the commercial break, but now....oh what punch to the jaw of Dhemz by FT#1! Dhemz is down in the ring corner as FT#1 is kicking away! C'mon ref! Where's the five count! Get her out of there! FT#1 is choking Dhemz, and is risking a DQ! Do your freakin' job ref! Damnit! I'm tired of these blind refs around here! FT#2 is tagged in, and there's the double team! Punch to the gut of Dhemz followed by a suplex! FT#2 goes for the cover! 1-but Dhemz kicks out with authority at one and a half! FT#2 holds the foot of Dhemz as she tags in FT#1! Elbow drop to the back of Dhemz as the FT is keeping her on their side of the ring!
(Maxi is urging the crowd to rally behind Dhemz)
Sabre: The crowd is chanting for Dhemz, and she needs to somehow, some way tag Maxi! FT#1 holds the foot of Dhemz as FT#2 is tagged back in! But Dhemz counters by kicking FT#1, and she goes flying head-first into FT#2 who goes flying to the outside of the ring! FT#2 is the legal woman in the ring, and this is the chance Dhemz needs to make the tag! FT#1 is on the apron, and rolls FT#2 back in the ring so she can get tagged in! FT#2 tags in FT#1! Dhemz reaches out, but is stopped by FT#1! A Russian leg sweep by Dhemz on FT#1! There's the tag to Maxi! Here comes the PA-Cute Queen! Flying dropkick on FT#1! Flying dropkick on FT#2! Whipped into the ropes, and Maxi with an elevation backdrop on FT#1! Maxi sidesteps FT#1, and a belly-to-belly suplex on FT#2 as the PA-Cute Queen throws her out of the ring! Whips FT#1 into the ropes, and there's a Hurricarana by Maxi! 1-2-but FT#2 breaks up the pinfall! Here comes Dhemz with another roundhouse kick that sends FT#2 to the outside of the ring as she follows her! Maxi recovers, and is nailing FT#1 with some right hands!
(All the sudden, the T&R Girl makes her way towards the ring)
Sabre: Wait just a minute! There's the T&R Girl! She has no business being out here, and she's already caused enough problems tonight! Dhemz slams the head of FT#2 into the apron and notices T&R Girl! T&R Girl is bad-mouthing Dhemz! The ref has come out to step in between them! Maxi goes for the Maximizer finisher, but FT#2 from behind! Now the FT is double-teaming Maxi as the ref is still stepping in between T&R Girl and Dhemz! Dhemz chases T&R Girl up the ramp and out of the ringside area! The ref is trying to stop Dhemz from following her to the backstage area! Meanwhile, Maxi is still being double-teamed in ring!
(Gagay, with her medical attire on, comes through the crowd to help her friend Maxi)
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: Who is that? I can't tell....wait! That's the
Pinoy Medical Doctor Gagay! She's attacking the FT! She throws FT#2 into the ring post in the far corner! There goes FT#1 charging at
Gagay, but goes chest-first into the turnbuckle!
Gagay grabs FT#1 by the back of the hair, and drops her head-first onto the mat! Gagay leaves the ring, and goes to a seat at ringside as the ref is back! There goes Dhemz to the back after the T&R Girl as the ref makes it back to the ring! Both members of the FT are down, and Maxi is back up! FT#1 is the legal woman as is Maxi! Maxi ducks a right hand, and kicks FT#1 in the gut! Maximizer(curtain call into a reverse DDT)! Maxi hits the Maximizer! 1-2-3! Maxi picks up the win here! Maxi and Dhemz win this one despite the interference from T&R Girl! There's Gagay going to the ring to celebrate!
(Gagay and Maxi hug in the ring)
Winner- Maxi & DhemzSabre: I can tell you one thing! Dhemz and T&R Girl have not seen the last of one another as the animosity between the two continues to build! Maxi was being double-teamed, but Gagay, another new BWE signee, wasn't going to stand by to see her friend being beat down! She maybe the Pinoy Medical Doctor that can help people, but she is very dangerous to mess with, too! Still, it was a great win for Maxi and Dhemz heading into the Blogger's Rumble PFV!
(The TV monitors show another capsule of the main event match coming up later between Greg Dias and Rad Gonzalez versus the T&R Guy and Blog Sniper)
Sabre: Our main event is still to come tonight! Greg Dias and Rad Gonzalez take on the T&R Guy and Blog Sniper! But coming up next! We have a huge 8-man tag team match that was just put together by our Management Director!
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(Cameras show Dhemz trying to find the T&R Girl in the back)
Dhemz: Holy Cranberry Batman! Where's this witch at?!
(Amiable Amy appears on the screen which startles Dhemz into almost punching her)
Dhemz: OMGoodness! I'm sorry Amy! I thought you...
Amy: It's okay. I would have sued you had you punched me.
(Crowd laughs)
Amy: Look, I had her escorted out of the building when she tried to break into my office trying to hide from you.
Dhemz: You did what? I wanted to.....
Amy: I know, I know. But I just talked to David Funk, and he wanted me to pass the good news on to you. He agreed with my decision about a match and I couldn't make it because of two brands involved. But at the first ever CutDown show, it will be you and your hubby Greg facing the T&R Guy and T&R Girl!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: Wow, what a match Amy just announced and suggested to the CEO!
Dhemz: Thanks Amy! Holy Cranberry Batman am I going to destroy the T&R Girl!
(Dhemz sees Dorothy walking by)
Dhemz: Hey Dorothy! Make sure you clear your schedule to appear on CutDown! Your services will be needed after my hubby and I destroy the Thumb Brigade! They'll need CPR from you when we're done!
(Dhemz has a smile on her face after hearing the good news)
(Suddenly, Amy yells for Dorothy)
Amy: Dorothy! Dorothy! I need your help!
(SEC AU Growwwl and texasadlerfan are both down and out in their dressing room area. There are papers laid on their bodies, and Amy picks them up.)
Amy: What is this? This looks like a bunch a junk mail or spam! This night is giving me a headache, and I'm ready to sue David again for this! Hold on! This is a print of a Google Search! Oh no!
Dorothy: What happened? Amy, what happened to these ladies?!
Amy: I don't know. I hope it wasn't the WHFB crew again! We know they had it in for those two! Or was it the same group that cutoff the Perfume Gallery with Mariuca and Monica? I know I heard about Google getting involved in BWE, too. I hope to find out what's going on, and it sucks because I can't sue for the damage to our ladies here! I don't know who did it to sue anyone! I hate this, and there won't be a BWE Women's Title match now!
(Amy is now angry with what happened as the camera takes us back to ringside)
Sabre: Amiable Amy was busy making a great match for the first ever CutDown show! I still don't know what happened to SEC AU Growwwl or texasadlerfan! That bothers me as to the safety of our performers, and we're lucky Dorothy is here to help tonight! I had a bad feeling about it when I was told earlier in the night that no one could get into their rooms nor did they respond to anyone! This match coming up is another one Amy put together a while ago, and I don't know who will be involved other than Pro Players from the NFL!
(Bell sounds)
Ring announcer: The following contest is an 8-man tag team match scheduled for one fall! It is a Texas Tornado rules tag team match!
Sabre: Well, well. Texas Tornado rules means there are no tags and everyone is in the ring at the same time!
(The Pro Players music theme hits)
(Terrell Owens, Plaxico Burress, and Chad OchoCinco come out. They wave to the back for someone. Brett Favre comes out with them.)
(Huge Heel POP)
Ring announcer: Introducing representing the Pro Players and the NFL! First from the Buffalo Bills! Terrell Owens! Formerly from the New York Giants! This is Plaxico Burress(Noticeably more Heel POP)! From the Cincinnati Bengals! This is Chad OchoCinco! And representing the Minnesota Vikings! This is Brett Favre!
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre: Wow, what an interesting team, and I'm not sure these guys can get on the same page for one match! We'll see if that can happen!
(fragnoli's theme hits)
Ring announcer: And their opponents! First from Vermont! He's a WBE Blog of Famer and former Duff's Cup winner on Sporting News! This is fragnoli!
(Fragnoli has his Sloth t-shirt on as he makes his way to the ring)
(Mild POP because of being a Boston sports fan)
Sabre: At least we know one member of the team, and it's a good one though I'm tired of hearing about this curse that fragnoli has!
(mojomike's theme hits)
Sabre: Oh boy!
Ring announcer: And his tag team partners! First from Portland, Oregon! A legendary blogger from Sporting News! This is the Unstoppable
Mojomike!
(Huge Face POP)
(Mojomike has on an Oregon Ducks college shirt as he joins fragnoli at the rampway)
(ztw0's music hits)
Sabre: Wow!
Ring announcer: And introducing from Bangkok, Thailand! He's a Thai blogger! This is
ztw0!
(Huge Face POP)
(ztw0 comes out with a Thai shirt on, and runs as fast as he can down the aisle to join fragnoli and mojomike)
(Philly The Kid's music hits)
Ring announcer: And finally! From Harrisburg, Pennsylvania! He's a die-hard Philadelphia Eagles fan! This is Philly The Kid!
(Mostly a face POP because of being a Philly fan in New York)
Sabre: What a match, and what star talent we have here!
(Bell sounds)
Pro Players Terrell Owens, Plaxico Burress, Chad OchoCinco, and Brett Favre vs Fragnoli, mojomike, ztw0, and Philly The Kid in a Tornado Rules tag team matchSabre: And here we go, and I see we have two referees for this one: one in the ring and one out of the ring! We knew Philly The Kid would go after T-O, and he's relentlessly punching him in the face! Wow, fragnoli and Brett Favre are slugging it out here! There goes ztw0 over the top rope and onto Chad OchoCinco on the outside of the ring! Mojomike is pounding away at Plaxico, and I still can't believe that Burress used the his own brass knux to open the gun shot that got them the win at NR! I don't see how either ref is going to control this, and these guys are literally beating the fool out of one another! I've seen bar room fights under more control than this! Philly just slammed T-O's head onto our announce table! This Philly The Kid is as wild as they come, and you can ask the Blog Stalker if you don't believe me! ztw0 uses his quick feet to move out of the way of OchoCinco, and that's not easy to do! ztw0 throws up his head band as OchoCinco goes to catch it, but ztw0 with a standing dropkick knocks the Cincy Bengal receiver down! Mojomike is attacking the wounded leg of Plaxico Burress, and he's opened it up with repeated kicks! I think Dorothy may need to come out here right now for this match if mojomike keeps that up! Meanwhile, Frag and Favre are the only ones in the ring! This match wasn't sanctioned, and I don't what Amy was thinking because this bout sure isn't very amiable to me! Favre now leaves the ring and comes up the rampway!
(Suddenly, Minnesota head coach Brad Childress appears on the screen and is seen talking to Amiable Amy via satellite. Childress wanted to pull Favre from this match saying it wasn't necessary. But Favre told Amy that he was going to be in the match no matter what anyone said.)
Sabre: Really? Childress doesn't want Favre competing, and Favre told Amy he was going to be here no matter what anyone says? I know Amy is a Favre fan, and that's why she made this match though I have to question this move by the amiable one! There goes Frag after Favre again as he throws him in the ring! The Pro Players are getting a mudhole stomped in them by these BWE stars! The battles continue on the floor, and Frag has brought Favre back into the ring threatening to punch him! What?! He's yelling at frag not to punch him!
(The screen pops up again with Favre appearing in front of the press that was obviously recorded earlier)
Favre on screen: "I'm happy about my decision and I haven't once said, 'I wonder if I made the wrong decision.' I know it's the right one. I won't wrestle another match in BWE."
Sabre: Hey, 1-2-3! Favre just pinned fragnoli in the ring with a rollup as the screen distracted him!
(Huge Heel POP)
Winners- Terrell Owens, Plaxico Burress, Chad OchoCino, and Brett FavreSabre: The battle continues on the floor, but now the losing team gathers in the ring trying to figure out what happened! Favre played the media and BWE team in this match to pin Fragnoli! Frag can't buy a win to save his life, and now he's going to be the one facing the press about this damn "supposed" curse again! Frag doesn't like the attention like Favre though. Favre says he's done with BWE, but yeah, I really buy that one! He celebrates walking away as the other Pro Players are just now escaping the wrath of the BWE team! The BWE team is upset at what just happened! I know ESPN will probably report this all day long about Favre and him being in BWE! Unreal!
(Cameras show Mo Morrissey and A-Rod on split screen walking out of their locker rooms ready to face each other for the BWE Heavyweight Championship)
Sabre: There's our BWE Champion and multi-time MLB MVP and recent World Series champion A-Rod! These two will battle it out live here at DSG! The BWE title is on the line, LIVE! That match is next!
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Sabre: We're back on BWE Throwdown! And here we go with our BWE Championship match!
(A-Rod's theme from "The Natural" movie soundtrack hits)
(Huge Face POP that is the biggest so far tonight)
(A-Rod comes out in his home New York Yankees attire, and he tips his cap to the capacity crowd as he makes his way to the ring)
Sabre: There you see multi-time Major League Baseball MVP and World Series champion A-Rod. It's hard to believe that tonight, he can add BWE Heavyweight Champion to his impressive credentials!
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(A-Rod waits in the ring)
(Bell sounds)
Ring announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! It is for the BWE Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first from Miami, Florida! He's multi-time MLB MVP and World Series Champion! From the New York Yankees! Alex Rodriguez!
(Huge Face POP again)
(Mo Morrissey's music hits)
(Mo has on a shirt with a monkey and gun in hand as well as Red Sox baseball cap. He has the belt around waist before putting it over his left shoulder)
Ring announcer: And his opponent! From Boston, Massachusetts! He's a WBE Blog of Famer and current BWE Heavyweight Champion! This is Mo Morrissey!
(Huge Heel POP from the New York crowd)
Sabre: This the first time I've heard Mo being booed anywhere, but this is New York! And it's no secret to anyone that has watched BWE that Mo is a die-hard Boston sports fan! Well, he's walking into the lion's den tonight, and will have a tough time holding onto the gold!
(Mo makes it to ring apron, and A-Rod tries that feet-first slide as Mo is on the outside of the ring)
(Crowd chants "Let's go Yankees! *Clap* *Clap* *Clap* *Clap* *Clap*)
Sabre: Here we go! Wow! This crowd is really into this one! Mo and A-Rod are trading punches after A-Rod tried another baseball slide like he did to fragnoli back at the No Recovery! PFV! A-Rod appears to have the advantage, and now Mo slams the head of A-Rod into the mat on the outside of the ring! Take it to the ring, guys! Mo throws A-Rod in the ring, and the ref does call for the bell!
(Bell sounds)
BWE Heavyweight Championship:
Mo Morrissey(c) vs Alex RodriguezSabre: Mo tries to come in the ring, but A-Rod uses a feet-first slide to take down Mo again followed by a kick to the face! A-Rod is using that uppercut swing(double axhandle shot in an upward motion) on Mo! And another one! Mo is down! 1-2-but Mo kicks out! We've seen Mo kick out after worser beatings, so A-Rod will have to do much more than that here! A-Rod with another feet-first slide to the face of Mo! He has to keep Mo down like he's doing to have any chance at becoming the BWE Champ! Wow! He's picking Mo, and has him up on the top turnbuckle! What is A-Rod thinking?! Right-hands by Mo, and down goes A-Rod to the mat! Oh my! Mo with a top rope bull dog takedown on A-Rod! This one could be over, but is slow to cover! 1-2-and A-Rod is able to kick out!
(Cameras show a split screen replay of the top rope bulldog on by Mo on A-Rod)
Sabre: That was an impressive move as the BWE Champ looks to be in control now much to the chigrin of the capacity crowd! Big-time right hands by Mo on the World Series champ here! And finally a big right hand, followed by a running clothesline! 1-2-but A-Rod is kicks out again! Mo picks A-Rod back up, and slams head-first into the top turnbuckle! Whipped into the far side! And A-Rod gets his feet up as Mo comes charging in! A-Rod goes for a clothesline, but Mo ducks it! Kick to the stomach and a DDT by Mo! Mo climbs the top rope! I'm not sure I like this! Hey wait a minute! There's Manny Ramirez on the rampway! He has no business being out here! Oh no! A-Rod with a drop kick to Mo's feet and he's going to singing a different tune now! Holy cow! A-Rod with a power slam off the top rope! Can he make the cover?! He finally makes it! 1-2-but Mo kicks out of it! Man oh man I don't how our champion does it!
(Manny Ramirez starts to make his way down the ramp, but fragnoli comes out)
Sabre: Hey wait! There's fragnoli and he chases Manny all the way down to the ring! Meanwhile, Mo goes for a flying bodypress, and misses badly after he goes to the arena floor! The chase is still on, and fragnoli has run after Manny all the way up the rampway! A-Rod had better pay attention! Mo goes for a clothesline, but A-Rod with another feet-first slide to the face of the champion! The ref has finally started the count, and I think that was because of Manny and frag being in the ring temporarily! I know Frag is upset about his losing streak as well as what Manny did to him at No Recovery! A-Rod finally throws the champion in the ring again! A-Rod is now going for the 40-40 Club finisher(Head-first slide followed by a running uppercut swing to the face)! But Mo leaps over the slide and kicks A-Rod in the stomach! He tried the Full Refund(Stone Cold Stunner), but A-Rod pushes him in the ropes! A-Rod misses with that vicious uppercut swing! Full Refund! Full Refund! Full refund! Mo for the cover! 1-2-3! Mo keeps the title again!
(Huge Heel POP)
Winner and STILL BWE Heavyweight Champion- Mo Morrissey(Screen shows fragnoli chasing Manny away. Then it shows A-Rod trying for the 40-40 Club before Mo leaped over him on the slide attempt. A-Rod goes for the uppercut swing, and Mo with the Full Refund finisher.)
Sabre: Wow! That was a good match! Good thing Frag came out to chase Manny Ramirez away! A-Rod did go down swinging, but Mo gave him a Full Refund for his efforts! Mo made sure he kept the title even if meant that he couldn't pitch around that uppercut swing of A-Rod! But he got by him, and is still the BWE Heavyweight Champion!
(Cameras show Greg Dias kissing his wife Dhemz and daughter Akesha before shutting the locker room door behind him. Rad kisses his little girl(piglet) before leaving his locker room.)
Sabre: There's Greg Dias and Rad Gonzalez leaving to go to the ring for the main event tonight! No one knew this match would happen, nor would it be the last one for 2009! But it will be, and that match is LIVE and it is NEXT!
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Sabre: And this is the main event, and last match for 2009 in BWE! This should be a good one!
Ring announcer: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!
(The Thumb Brigade's music hits)
Ring announcer: Introducing first! Representing the Thumb Brigade! From Parts Unknown! Here is the T&R Guy and the Blog Sniper!
(Huge Heel POP)
(T&R Guy and Blog Sniper both have shirts on that have smileys with a thumbs down. They look with disdain to the DSG crowd, and thumb down a a young fan that had a Sports Daddy shirt on.)
Sabre: That was totally unnecessary, but that's what the Thumb Brigade has been doing since they got to BWE Promotions! They're not even on this brand, but that didn't stop them from pulling one of the most sick acts one could do in messing with a parent's kid like they did with Akesha Dias. But thankfully, our CEO could make this match that's coming up now!
(Greg Dias military theme music hits)
Ring announcer: And their opponents! Representing the U.S. Air Force! From Sacramento, California! Representing the Dias family! This is Greg Dias!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: Nice ovation for Greg here! If you recall, he did help his wife at the No Recovery! PFV, but has never wrestled in a match for BWE. We'll see if that becomes an issue in this match!
(Rad Gonzalez' theme music hits)
Ring announcer: And his tag team partner! From right here in the Bronx! This is the Sports Daddy! Rad Gonzalez!
(Biggest Face POP of the night)
(Rad comes out in New York Yankees attire with a 2009 World Series Champions shirt on. He raises his hands wanting to fire up the capacity crowd. He then looks with disdain down towards the ring at the Thumb Brigade before walking down the rampway.)
Sabre: WOW! Listen to this crowd! I can't even hear myself talk with this ovation for the hometown blogger! I don't know the attendance here for this Throwdown!, but I'm willing to bet it is the highest ever! This place is going crazy!
(Crowd chants "Let's go Radhames! *Clap* *Clap* *Clap* *Clap* *Clap*)
(Rad joins Greg on the outside of the ring, and look at each other before dashing into the ring)
(Bell sounds)
Greg Dias & Rad Gonzalez vs T&R Guy & Blog SniperSabre: Here we go! Greg and Rad are not wasting anytime, and Greg with a kick to the gut of T&R Guy followed by a kick to the face! Clothesline! Down goes the T&R Guy! Rad with some big time right hands! Followed by a running clothesline on Blog Sniper as he goes over the top rope and out of the ring! Greg kicks T&R Guy down off the apron to the arena floor! Uh oh! What is Rad thinking?! Don't tell me....OMG! Rad leaps over the top rope with a Suicide Dive onto T&R Guy and Blog Sniper!
(Huge Face POP)
(Rad raises his hands to fire up the crowd again)
(The screen shows the Suicide Dive by Rad onto T&R Guy and Blog Sniper)
Sabre: There you see that impressive move by Rad going for it all early on! Wow! Rad climbs back in the ring and he and Greg are dominating early on! Rad goes after Blog Sniper, and slams him head-first into the steel steps! The ref is telling T&R Guy and Gre Dias to go back to the corners! Rad throws Blog Sniper back in the ring! Oh what a right hand by Rad on Blog Sniper! That's a lot of power with that punch from Rad! And another one! He goes after T&R Guy, but he retreats to the arena floor! From behind! Rad gets hit in the back by Blog Sniper, followed by a rake of the eyes! Into the ropes, but Rad catches Blog Sniper with a spinebuster! Shades of the Enforcer "Double A" Arn Anderson there! Rad drags Blog Sniper by the feet, and tags in Greg! Here comes the proud member of the U.S. Force! Elbow drop on Blog Sniper! Greg with repeated right-hands to the face, and you know that frustration of the Thumb Brigade is showing here! The ref warns Greg, and he breaks the five count! Greg whips Blog Sniper into the corner, and follows him with a back elbow to the head! Blog Sniper is down in the corner, and Greg is kicking away at him! T&R Guy comes in, but Greg threatens him back in his corner! Greg goes in the ropes, and is tripped by the T&R Guy! C'mon ref! Greg looks at T&R Guy, but Blog Sniper from behind with a knee to the back of Greg that sends him to the arena floor! The ref holds Blog Sniper as T&R Guy is getting cheap kicks in to the chest of Greg! C'mon ref! Turn around! Finally, the ref tells T&R Guy to go to his corner!
(Blog Sniper goes to the outside of the ring to throw Greg back in)
Sabre: Now Greg is in trouble! Blog Sniper tags T&R Guy, and there's another thumb to eye! Jeez, what a shock there! T&R Guy is now kicking Greg in the stomach, and the ref finally pulls him off! It's about time, ref! He whips Greg back into the ring corner chest-first! Followed by a clothesline to the back of Greg! 1-2-but Greg kicks out of the pin! Rad is trying to encourage Greg on here! T&R Guy whips Greg into the far corner, but a reversal! T&R Guy puts on the breaks as Greg comes charging! But Greg counters that into the Snake Eyes(dropping the opponent face-first on the top turnbuckle)! Greg is down, but so is the T&R Guy! Can Greg make the tag to Rad! Rad really wants back in there! T&R Guy holds Greg by the feet, but kicks him off as the tag is made to Blog Sniper! And Greg reaches out to tag in Rad!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: Rad with a sling-shot clothesline to Blog Sniper! Into the ropes, and flying shoulder tackle by the Sports Daddy! Rad sees Blog Sniper coming, but side steps him as he goes flying to the outside of the ring! Rad is calling for the Yankee Clipper(shoulder block to the knees of the opponent)! But T&R Guy pulls Blog Sniper out of the ring, and they're heading up the ramp! Wow! Don't tell me the Thumb Brigade is going to purposedly get themselves counted again! They're leaving and Rad checks on Greg! I can't believe this! The ref begins the count!
(T&R Guy and Blog Sniper nearly make it up the ramp before Amiable Amy appears. T&R Guy and Blog Sniper laugh at this as they continue walking. Amy then waves towards the back. BWE performers start coming out of the backstage area. BWE Champion Mo Morrissey, mojomike, and others can be seen amongst the wrestlers.)
Sabre: I don't believe this! The entire BWE locker room has come out! Amy has called out the troops and has a microphone in hand!
Amy: Since this match has already been made, I can't do anything....but add more to it! As of right now! I told Dhemz to stay in the back to watch the kids and my office. However, as far as the rest of the people here. This tag team match is officially a Lumberjack Match!
(Huge Face POP)
(T&R Guy and Blog Sniper begin retreating as the wrestlers, both male and female, walk towards the ring.)
Sabre: There's Rad and Greg, and they have both the Thumb Brigade members by the hair as they throw them back in the ring! Greg continues to pound away on the T&R Guy, and the ref steps in between them! But T&R Guy gets a cheap shot in with a thumb to the eyes again! Rad grabs T&R Guy as he tries to pull him up from the apron, but Blog Sniper from behind! Whipped into the ropes, but Rad with a facebuster to the knee! The Yankee Clipper! Greg knocks T&R Guy down to the floor as the lumberjacks throw him back only for Greg to punch him down again! Yankee Clipper again by Rad on Blog Sniper! Now he's calling for it! He's climbing the top rope going for the Bronx Bomber(Diving headbutt as the trajectory of the person flying is like a baseball after a home run is hit)! He hit it! He hit the Bronx Bomber! 1-2-3! Rad and Greg win the last BWE match of the year in 2009!
(Huge Face POP)
Winners- Greg Dias and Rad Gonzalez(Rad's wife and daughter as well as Dhemz and Akesha make their way to the ring as other wrestlers come in the ring to congratule the winners before leaving. Now it is just the Dias family and Daddy Sports family in the ring.)
(Confetti along with balloons are falling from the ceiling)
(Crowd repeatedly chants "Let's go Radhames! *Clap* *Clap* *Clap* *Clap* *Clap*)
Sabre: What a way to end 2009 in BWE! This was much like the way the Yankees ended their season! Rad is going to be a force to be reckoned with in BWE! The Dias family gets a measure of retribution against the Thumb Brigade, but I'm sure this won't be solved anytime soon! As was the case with the Yankees, the crowd sees another hometown hero end the year with a thrilling win! Okay, it's time to sign off of BWE for 2009! Next year promises to bring more excitement and unpredictability in BWE which was clearly the case tonight, too! For all of us at BWE Promotions, Basic Bloganomics, and our entire crew! So long everybody! Have a great New Year, and we'll see you all in 2010! Good night from Daddy Sports Garden in New York City!
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