Made For TV Blogger Movies Part IV

Note: This is fictional, and not to be taken seriously. Some of this is based on inside jokes as well as some facts in order to have the movie make sense. Again, this is for humor ONLY.

In case you missed it, check out the first three installments of Made For TV Blogger Movies as well as two individual posts:

Made For TV Blogger Movies
Made For TV Blogger Movies Part II
Made For TV Blogger Movies Part III
Delta Flight 1714
Billy & Lucia Bailey in Avenged

The Issue
Lead actor/actress: Levian, Tekkaus
Plot: In a far contrast from her first film which was an anime adventure, Levian stars as a blogger that constantly receives awards from the same person: David Funk. After a period of time, tekkaus is seen wondering why this happened which puts Levian in a position of answering rumors spreading around her blog. As she continues to write her blog and post awards, Tekkaus relentlessly continues to bring up "the issue" as to why she receives them. Levian then receives a comment from David that says awards are passed to her because of being friends as well as having plenty handed to him before. But that doesn't stop "the issue" from being brought up. Can Levian put an end to this while continuing to write on her blog?
Note: Originally, Tekkaus expressed interest in producing this film only to be turned away after leaving a comment on Levian's blog indicating that he would. When Levian was given an Academy Award nomination for her role in her own anime film that was announced before production of this one, Tekkaus went on record saying it came from David. His wandering mind didn't realize that the Academy Awards are not run by David or his site. This made Levian refer to Tekkaus as "Evil, pure evil".

LOL
Lead actor/actress: Cacai M.
Plot: Cacai M has been trying to find a way to lose the baby fat, and was running out of options. After literally trying all different programs to help her out, nothing seemed to work. That is until she came across a blog that was so funny, she chose over the top laughter to lose the baby fat off her body. She then said, "I guess I don't need more weight loss pills since my baby fats will be broke already for the laughter I have reading on my email lately!" From there on, the story begins to take shape as she continues to laugh out loud at the blog she choose to read to help her out. This incredible journey is a must-see movie as Cacai M once again delivers another star-studded performance! Seeing is believing!
Note: Cacai was legitimately questioned by the director of this film about the new breakthrough weight loss program. Then after seeing the comment and meeting them up front, they never questioned her again. Cacai requested that she received full compensation for being cornered with questioning before the start of production which she received.
P.S. Cacai, you look good, girl! I couldn't resist making a movie because of that comment you made though. LOL!

Corrupted
Lead actor/actress: Lainy, Windy
Plot: The Certified Fashionable Chic once again returns to the big screen, but in quite a different role than her previous two successful movies in this unbelievable drama. The first two were uplifting, but she plays a woman that enters a writing contest that doesn't seem to follow the course of the rules the entire time. While doing a random search, it is her very good friend Windy that uncovers what turns out to be a corrupted contest. The ever so gracious Lainy accepts her runner-up finish while Windy gets to the bottom of what is going on. Will Windy be able to take care of the problem while defending his friend Lainy? Twists and turns abound in an edge of your seat drama!
Note: Windy nearly declined being part of the film because the original story that the director wanted was in a completely different tone and ending. Lainy soon learned of this, and was willing to tell all about the "corrupted" backstage politics in her Wednesdays What It's All About(You Gotta Know) posts. The author of the movie David Funk immediately stepped in and demanded they fix the script the way it is supposed to be or they'll be contractually obligated to step into a BWE ring. The movie finished production with the original script.

No Comment
Lead actor/actress: Sharon Chong
Plot: In a far cry from her first film as young student-turned world leader, Sharon Chong plays a woman that suddenly gets no comments on her blog due to an error. It takes time to figure that no one can comment on her site, and the film does an excellent job in showing her balance a hectic school schedule while figuring out how to fix the problem on her blog. She is affected by it more and more as time goes on, but she is determined to fix it for good. Can Sharon figure out how to fix the commenting problem and continue to have visitors come back to her blog? Audiences everywhere will love the performance!
Note: The ever colorful Sharon had trouble with some backstage because she brought her school assignments on the set which did delay some scenes. Sharon got irritated with this after one of them suggested she choose between her school and career! Sharon immediately contacted David Funk about what was going on, and the person who suggested she make that choice was removed from the set. The set was relaxed at that point.

The Dias Family Spot
Lead actor/actress: Greg, Dhemz, & Akesha Dias
Plot: This is Dhemz' fourth Made For TV Blogger movie, but she takes a break from the action genre in this family classic with her husband and daughter. In this movie, wacky moments as well as family outings are brought to the spotlight which makes the film very appealing. You also see the military and professional career of Greg as well as his part-time gig in BWE Promotions. You see the blogger, actress, and wrestling career of Dhemz. And you see the cute and comedic moments shared with their adorable daughter Akesha. Also, the film secretly reveals the two animal friends of Dhemz that blog-hop for her on occasion which explains how she balances her very busy professional career behind the laptop, big screen, and inside the wrestling ring(Sorry Dhemz, I couldn't resist putting that in there, lol). You won't be able to turn away from this family-oriented movie!
Note: While the script writer and producer was away, some producers reportedly tried to change the cast because of Greg and Akesha not having appeared in films before. This made Dhemz very angry, but she knew she couldn't walk out because of her BWE contractual obligations that were agreed upon for this movie. Word got out about production having problems that costed more money until Mr. D stepped in to ensure they stopped for good. They did, and the Dias family put on a great award-winning performance.

iTravel
Lead actor/actress: Roger & Katherine Livengood
Plot: Kat makes her first Made For TV Blogger movie appearance as a traveler that posts about her personal and professional experiences with her writing. In the movie, a connection is made with her husband Roger in the United States as well as establishing herself being a happy mother of two sons Jason and Jan Clark. Awards are given to her by friends throughout the movie which sees her rise as a successful blogger in the film, too. The movie also clearly shows the different lifestyles in the Philippines and United States as production shifts to both countries to complete the film.
Note: Katherine wasn't going to accept playing in this role because of her husband in the USA never meeting the writer who lived a short distance from where he works. Upon hearing that they met in real-life, she then agreed to finish the film as both locations were used in the making of the movie. Roger agreed to provide Wendy's meals for both locations in the movie, too.

Worth's Road
Lead actor/actress: Shydub
Plot: The destination for a family is not always clear especially when it may lead to nowhere as described by the lead actress. Shydub makes her much anticipated big screen debut talking about her family, travel, and everything in between. Also, a new member of the family named Justine is introduced, too. She randomly talks about anything in the documentary-style movie which shows pictures of her two young children as well as being on the move, too. Watch out for the scene that shows her son Jake getting shaved bald which may damage ear drums. Audiences will fall in love with this movie!
Note: Shydub passed awards out to her friends in blog posts which she insisted that they be added to the script. The move was a great one which allowed audiences to see the awards she received as well as passed on. This part may notch her another award: Academy Award!

That's all for now! I'll be posting more movies soon which many are made by what I read on the internet! Just so you know! LOL! Thanks for reading!

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Setting Up a Football Pool at Work

For me as a pro football fan, there's nothing quite like getting involved in betting pool at work which helps to increase interaction with co-workers. But these days, it is much easier to setup sports book betting online which saves more time than the old way before the internet came around.

One of the most important things when running an NFL football pool is an agreeable amount of money for those you want to get involved in it. I recall this being a problem at a previous place I worked at because while some like to talk about their favorite teams, it is unrealistic to expect them to put up a good amount of money every week. That's of course considering they don't win upfront which could also depend on how many are involved in the first place.

But what could be a bigger problem in starting a football pool is not getting money upfront from participants. If a person isn't willing to put his money up when agreeing to take part, then you're likely going to have this problem every week unless you establish the rule first. Otherwise, participants will want to do the same thing which is something that will make you wonder why you started it in the first place.

Also, if you're the one running the league, make sure you pay the weekly winner in a timely fashion. If the winner has to wait to be paid, then you will frustrate everyone else to where they won't play any longer knowing this will happen to them. It is common courtesy that you would want for yourself if you won a weekly bet.

Last but not least, be careful on how you spread the word about your betting pool. I know of some employers that have strict policies on betting of any kind, so you may have to come up with creative ways to get the word out.

Enjoy the betting pool and talk trash with your co-workers which may incline them to play every week especially if your teams are playing one another. The pools can be fun if run correctly with the rules enforced from the start! Enjoy!

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Meeting Roger Livengood

Before I get started, I want to send best wishes out to my Filipino friends who have endured massive flooding in the northern areas of the Philippines. I pray everything will be okay there.

Yesterday, I finally got the opportunity to go the Wendy's restaurant here in Salisbury, North Carolina to meet the husband of Katherine Livengood, who has the sites Mom's Place, iTravel, Sparks of Wisdom, & her newest site Mom's Shopping Lists. Her husband's name is Roger.

It was a very rainy day here as well in North Carolina, and I cutoff my plans to go to Greensboro. So I decided to stop into Wendy's to see Roger, but not before eating because of starving. Little did I know that Roger was actually near the checkout the entire time! I've never seen his picture at all, and I had forgotten at the moment that Katherine had told him who I was. So I asked one of the employees for Roger.

It was funny because she asked if I was complaining about the service! I told her I just wanted to speak to Roger for a minute(which actually turned out way longer than that). I introduced myself, and he said you're the blogger Kat told me about! It was then that it dawned on me that Kat had told him about me! Then he asked about the service which I seldom if ever complain about it in restaurants, so I was good with it.

He told me about when he met Kat as well as when they married, too. Then the conversation shifted to mainly talking about the contrasting lifestyles in the USA and Philippines. He's visited the Philippines quite a few times, but hasn't been able to in the last year unfortunately because of a stroke which damaged his eye.

One of the things he told me about was the entourage of people that come up to him when he visits the Philippines especially on beaches. He says it happens in minutes. I'll make sure to remember that when and if I visit there! LOL!

Ironically, we had brought up the subject about economic issues between both countries. We both agreed that while the U.S. economy is in bad shape, there are many countries that have it far worse. And it's not as if the problems just arose because those countries like the Philippines have been dealing with it for a long time. Issues such as poverty and hunger are much bigger problems than what you see here which Roger knows first-hand having seen it. I for one can't say that because I've only listened to my Filipino friends as well as those I know here who've been there.

From there, labor laws in both North Carolina and California were discussed. He couldn't believe the labor laws in CA after I told him because he was aware of me working there frequently.

He talked about marriages as well as the difference in divorce laws in the two countries. Unfortunately, I know a few of my Filipino friends who know all about this.

Anyway, he loves the Philippines and as actually said I should go one day. We both speak very highly of the Filipino community because I've been fortunate to be friends with many of them that I met online. Simply put, Roger has been around and has seen a lot. He's quite the nice guy, too.

I would like to thank my very good friend Katherine Livengood(Like some, I call her Kat) for letting me know about where her husband worked. I very much appreciate you mentioning my name and how we met before meeting, too. Thanks Kat!

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Site Announcements

I wanted to announce a few changes that are going on with this site as well as what is coming soon.

1. I added the Blog Roll back to this site(Listed as My Blogger Friends). The biggest reason is I've missed out on some entries because of not being able to see the latest updates on my friend's blogs. Having my Friend's Link List in an entry prevented me from seeing the latest entries. Only when friends contacted me directly did I notice the newer entries. Also, I'm inconsistent with visiting my friend's blogs because of my travel schedule. I do have time off to fix up my site as well as visit blogs and comment until I leave again on Tuesday. I'll get everyone that is on my Friend's Link List added shortly.

2. You'll notice directly above My Blogger Friends list is My Friend's Badge list in a scroll. Those that were listed on that Friend's Badge List entry are on that scroll now under your name. I'll still have badge and link exchanges with anyone.

3. I'm not sure when he'll post on here, but my long-time friend from Sporting News by the Blogger ID of covanpatten2 is now a contributing writer to Basic Bloganomics. Also, Paul Huffaker is still around here helping out with the BWE/EBW storylines. Our profiles are listed in the top left sidebar on this page. Though I write almost all the entries on here, Paul and Covan are free to post whenever they want. Glad to have you here, Covan!

4. This coming Tuesday will start my last job assignment that I'm working at in California. I'm going to Tracy, CA on Tuesday. After that, I'm going to take a much needed vacation which will be in Dallas, Texas from October 15-19. My main purpose for going will be to fulfill a childhood dream of watching my favorite sports team play their arch rival in the Red River Rivalry. I'll be there for the 104th college football meeting between the Oklahoma Sooners(my favorite team) and Texas Longhorns! The State Fair of Texas will be going on as well which I will be attending, too. Two words for you: BOOMER SOONER!

5. I'm going to change the rules a little bit for the WBE Blog of Fame voting. I'm going to contact some unbiased and straight forward people to nominate bloggers as finalists for the 2009 WBE Blog of Fame class along with Paul and myself helping to determine them. From there, you the viewers will be voting on the finalists that you feel belong in the WBE Blog of Fame by automated poll. More on that soon.

6. As some of you may have noticed, my PR dropped to a PR2. I know it will move back up in due time, but I'm going to have my fun with this. So coming soon, I'm going to go back on the air with an audio clip about that! This has given me an idea to run with which will also involve BWE, too. Oh yeah, a Made For TV Blogger movie will be posted about this, too.

7. Speaking of Made For TV Blogger movies, I'm going to post some more before I head back out to California!

Thanks everyone for your visits even though I can't visit you back all the time.

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Depot Heavies Volume 5: Our Own Game

OK, some of you are asking what the heck is Depot Heavies? Well, this is where I talk about my days working at two different Office Depot stores in which many crazy and funny moments took place. I've often been told that a book could easily be written for some of the stuff that happened at both stores. Heavies is just a slang term I use for chronicles, so that you know.

Previous Depot Heavies:
Depot Heavies Volume 1: What The Funk?
Depot Heavies Volume 2: The Image Game
Depot Heavies Volume 3: Texas Hold 'Em Moments
Depot Heavies Volume 4: Prank Call Moments

In this entry, I'm going to talk about a few funny moments as well as company initials that we changed on our own.

While in the High Point, NC store, there was one day where we decided to switch name badges. So our tech person Floyd took my name badge and I took Sabre's(I won't reveal his real first name) badge. Sabre took Floyd's badge. It was funny to see customers refer to us by the name on our badges. One other time, I took the P-Touch machine and created "The Funk" name for my badge. For nearly a whole week, no manager even noticed. My assistant manager Craig then said, "That's funny, now change it!" LOL!

After being the Harrisburg, PA store for about a year, we had just had a change in store managers(I'll talk about why that happened in a future entry). I remember very vividly that my store manager forgot to take me back off the schedule on a Sunday because of a canceled event that never happened. Of course working on Sundays is not what anyone wants, but I'm glad he didn't on that Sunday because little did I know that one of the funniest things in that store happened!

One of the cashiers just paged me to get a chair for a customer in the back room. When looking for it, I noticed all of them were at the top shelf about 15-20 feet in the air. So I paged for help, and it turned out that the store manager named Jim came back to help. So I drove the forklift and put the safety cage on the forks to lift him up in the air to grab the chair. He safely made it onto the top shelf to grab the chair, but fell through the steel feet-first when he stepped up! He didn't fall all the way down, and if that wasn't funny enough, he fell through a second time a few seconds later! Luckily, the steel shelf was setup to where you couldn't fall between them all the down! I had to stop myself from laughing before I asked him if he was okay! He was bruised on his leg, but was okay otherwise. Two people came to the back to ask what happened, and I had to walk away because I was in tears at the time because of laughing. He was one of those types of managers that was full of himself. He earned the nickname "Captain Coordination" from me as a parody of "Captain Charisma", the then-nickname for WWE star Christian.

As most of you recall in previous entries, my friends Philly The Kid, Bobby(Nostrodomous), Soupy, and myself were always up to something. Usually, it was Bobby that was teased all the time. However, he did get back at Soupy one time by putting some rather strange objects in his locker. It just so happens that one day I was in the break room where the lockers were at when Bobby was caught in the act of putting something in Soupy's locker! Soupy said, "Get the hell out of my damn locker right now!" He said it so loud and with conviction that I couldn't help but laugh. Soupy then punched Bobby in the leg which he did all the time. It was so funny the look on Bobby's face when he was caught by Soupy!

I remember that I used to kick Bobby in the shins all the time after he ran his mouth about something. The very last day, he got really mad at me for kicking him. But that didn't stop Philly and Soupy from laughing so hard at it. Because of this, the finishing move of "Sweet Shin Music" which is Shawn Michaels' "Sweet Chin Music" parody finisher was created which has been used in BWE. BWE originated at Office Depot, so check the second installment if you haven't seen how it came to be yet!

One day, a cashier that caused problems for many people on the floor had made me upset after he repeatedly paged me of the intercom. He was a very heavyset individual that often wore work shirts that he couldn't button all the way up. And what's worse is that he would often lean over the register while hardly ever lifting a hand to help out a customer if they needed something heavy carried for them. So after his non-stop paging as well as telling me to hurry up with a customer, I decided to create a new nickname for him: UPS. No, not because he worked in the UPS section or that he did any kind of shipping. Nor did I mean it stood for United Parcel Service. UPS stood for Unemployed Porn Star because of him not buttoning up the shirt! Sabre and my buddy Paul(the same one who impersonated Paul McCartney) laughed hysterically at that one. Funny thing is, he was CSM and later would have all kinds of conflicts with our store manager which no one liked or respected.

When working at both stores, we used to see initials all the time like PPP(Product Protection Plan) as well as CSM(Customer Service Manager). So we decided to change them to our own. Here's some of them:

CSM: Can't Stand Management instead of Customer Service Manager by Sabre Blade
CPC: Customer Pounding Center instead of Copy & Print Center by me
FCSI: Freakin' Can't Stand Idiots instead of Fanatical Customer Service Index by me
PPP: Punch, Pound, Pummel instead of Product Protection Plan by Sabre

As you can see, we were not a group that always played by the rules. LOL! If you want to see what I think is the funniest moment ever in either store, then click the first installment. I guarantee you will not stop laughing at that story!

Okay, that's going to do it for this edition of Depot Heavies. In the next chronicle, I'll talk about management corruption that you don't see everyday. Thanks for viewing!

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Open Source Blog Post Award From Lyla!

A few days ago, I received this award from my dear friend Lyla of Welcome To My Diary, who is from Indonesia. Thanks Lyla for the mention and award! Okay, here are the rules:

And next step...the rules is:
before you put the link above, you must remove the participant number 1 from the list. So that all participants up 1 level. Who was number 2 become number 1, number 3 was 2, and so on. Then insert your own links at the bottom (number 10).

1. kupu.miss.oemang
2. shulayman
3. Imenoreh
4. Juragan Jengkol Menuntut Balas
5. Cilpilicious
6. Enno
7. boodee
8. Woel
9. Lyla
10. Mr. D

Now I'm passing this award to the following friends:
Paul H, Lester's Legends, A Frank Angle, 3rdStone, tripzibit, Rad, Arnie, Maxi, Twinks, Amy, Lainy, Ria, Star, Stacey, Dhemz, Jenny Meryl, S-H-Y, Chuchie, Dorothy L, Ron Centeno, Bill, Obing, Bloggista, Denani, Cacai M, Madz, Eden, Sharon, levian, Grace, Sera, Beng, Katherine, Vhing, Herby, Clarissa, Shydub, Jade, JenJen, Yen, Grace Draper, Flo Li, Lily Arbee, Titan, Lulu, Lisa, Bea, Janet, Cecile, Cookie, Windy, Hopeful, Familyblog, SassyChick, Czaroma, Angie, Bogcess, Mel, Sunny, Sweet_Shelo, Amazing Grace, Niko, Analou, & anyone else on my Friend's Link List that doesn't have this award.

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2009 WBE Blog of Fame Voting!

Here are the rules and qualifications for the WBE Blog of Fame:

--The factors in voting for inductees into the WBE Blog of Fame are, and are not limited to: Number of followers for a blogger, total entries and page views, fresh and new ideas never seen before in the community, actively commenting on other blogs, and other determining factors.

-You must have been an active blogger with a verified site with your first entry no later than September 17, 2008 or one year of active blogging. If you vote for anyone that started blogging after that date, the vote for them will NOT count. Longevity should be factored in determining who should be voted on which is why I have this rule in place.

-You can vote for how many members that you want but the limit will be ten. You cannot vote for more than that, but you can vote for only one member if you choose.

-A member must appear on 65 percent of all votes/ballots received in order to make the WBE Blog of Fame. However, since the pool of members to vote on is much bigger on the first ballot, those who are named on 60 percent of the ballot to determine the finalists. This is done to give others that we may not know a chance to become a finalist in the WBE Blog of Fame voting. At that point, a list of available members will be voted on which will determine who makes it in provided they are eligible, and appear on 65 percent of ballots. In other words, if their are 100 total voters, a finalist must appear on 65 ballots to get voted in. A poll with eligible finalists will be posted.

-If inducted, a member must pick another member to speak for the inductee and officially make them a new member. However, the person you pick cannot be inducted in the same ceremony.

-Voters can vote for themselves, but if it is discovered that you voted more the once you will be automatically banned from voting as well as induction to the Blog of Fame. There are NO exceptions to this rule. All votes for bloggers and their sites are to be submitted by email only by titling it WBE Blog of Fame voting to davidfunk@basicbloganomics.com. This is done to prevent easy persuasion for others to vote upon as well as protect the identity of those who choose to take part.

-One member in the community will be the recipient of the Blog of Courage Award and receive automatic induction into the WBE Blog of Fame. The WBE Blog of Courage Award winner is the one member who most exemplifies writing under adversity. This year's winner is ShakySpker of Sporting News which can be found at 2009 WBE Blog of Courage Award winner.

-We reserve the right to refuse induction of anyone NOT in good standing with us or the Basic Bloganomics website. The intergrity of this will be protected at all costs!

-Deadline for determining the finalists for the 2009 WBE Blog of Fame class will be Saturday, October 4, 2009 at 11:59pm est in the USA. The finalists balloting deadline will be determined afterwards.

Here are the members that have been voted in by the SN community into the WBE Blog of Fame:

David Funk(2006)
*DAVID M. CARROLL(2006)
fragnoli(2006)
morrisseyweb(2006)
Lester's Legends(2007)
*Malachy(2007)
*Blackjack07(2008)
*gymrome(2008)
*ShakySpker(2009)

*-Voted in via Blog of Courage Award

DO NOT VOTE for any member listed above.

Winning blog entries from Lainy's Blogoversary contest as well as DJ Tammy and Rosilie's Slogan contest will be officially recognized by the WBE Blog of Fame in December.

Take care all.

David Funk
WBE Blog of Fame

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Double Diamond Blogger Award From Windy!

Thanks to Windy for passing me this award that he created for those he's developed friendships with.

A few months back after creating a story using blog titles while linking friends, Lainy brought Windy's blog to my attention.

Whether it is to help out with real blogging issues or taking up for a friend, he always has something interesting to say while freely speaking his mind. But make no mistake about it, he's as intelligent as about anyone I know in the blogging community.

I appreciate the time and effort it takes in expressing gratitude with creating personalized awards for them. Thanks Windy!

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Awards From Jenny!

As usual, I received awards from my very dear friend Jenny of The Way I Used To Be. She's a frequent visitor of my blog and is always a genuinely happy woman. Thanks for being a great friend and for these awards!

Now I'm going to pass these awards to the following people:
Paul H, Lester's Legends, A Frank Angle, 3rdStone, tripzibit, Rad, Arnie, Maxi, Twinks, Amy, Lainy, Ria, Star, Stacey, Dhemz, Meryl, S-H-Y, Chuchie, Dorothy L, Ron Centeno, Bill, Obing, Bloggista, Denani, Cacai M, Madz, Lyla, Eden, Sharon, levian, Grace, Sera, Beng, Katherine, Vhing, Herby, Clarissa, Shydub, Jade, JenJen, Yen, Grace Draper, Flo Li, Lily Arbee, Titan, Lulu, Lisa, Bea, Janet, Cecile, Cookie, Windy, Hopeful, Familyblog, SassyChick, Czaroma, Angie, Bogcess, Mel, Sunny, Sweet_Shelo, Niko, Analou, & and anyone else on my Friend's Link List that doesn't have this award.

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Made For TV Movie Starring Billy & Lucia Bailey!

Note: This is fictional, and not to be taken seriously. Some of this is based on inside jokes as well as some facts in order to have the movie make sense. Again, this is for humor ONLY. Although this could be subject to be turned in to Hollywood. Also, this is something I said I would post for my friends Billy and Lucia Bailey.

Avenged
Lead actor/actress: Billy & Lucia Bailey
Co-starring David Funk, Nolan Portillo, and Billy's mom Debra.
Plot: After successful boxing matches in the ring, Billy Bailey finally realizes his dream of fighting for the biggest prize in the Light Heavyweight division. His path to the title match is a storybook ending with his persistence and determination. But it would soon take a suddenly dramatic turn.

He's on his way to fight in Cleveland for the title while on a connection flight from Phoenix to Charlotte after starting out in his hometown of Bakersfield, California. It was on this flight that it all began.

Seating next to him and his lovely wife Lucia is a new found friend David Funk. Minutes after boarding, he jokes about Lucia having to sit in the cargo area after her seat was double-booked. Billy's cell phone is ringing off the hook not knowing he's not supposed to have it on not long after which David jokes about only to be somewhat correct about it. The flight attendants then aggressively tell Billy to get off the plane which puts his match for the title in jeopardy. Well, that's only part of it.

He's returning in line to schedule a flight out of Phoenix only to see that the flights were overbooked. As soon as this happened, Lucia then suspects that a boxer from his past that he beat is avenging a loss by purposely having him kicked off the plane. This is when Lucia wonders if her original seat was double-booked on purpose thinking it would slip past her. Lucia is still able to fly to Cleveland while stunned as to what is happening while telling his story to Funk.

Billy then notices guards are being more aggressive than normal in escorting him out of Phoenix. That's when Billy begins to fight back after figuring out the conspiracy before landing himself in jail. Not being able to contact Lucia because of her being on a flight, Billy enlists the help of friend Nolan Portillo. Portillo then lends him the money the next day to bail him out, and helps to connect him with a friend that has a private plane. In a race against time, a worn out Billy Bailey makes it to Cleveland in time only to once again face resistance on arrival.

Billy fights his way through to get out of the airport, then is on his quest to find out who is behind it all as well as make sure he gets his much deserved shot at the Light Heavyweight title.

Will Billy's dream of fighting for the Light Heavyweight title be derailed from a previously beaten opponent? This movie will have you guessing until it's unpredictable ending! Billy and Lucia Bailey star in the box office smash, Avenged!

Coming soon to a movie theater near you!

I hope you enjoyed. If you want to see how Billy, Lucia, and I met in real-life(which is true we met on a flight), then check this out: Meeting Billy Bailey.

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No Recovery Pay-For-View Part 6 of 6

Continued from No Recovery Pay-For-View Part 5 of 6

(ArnieV is standing by with BWE Heavyweight Champion)
Arnie: Mo, tonight is your first ever PFV title defense against what is seemingly an unstoppable opponent.
Mo: He's the unstoppable mojomike for a reason. But there's also a reason why I'm the BWE Heavyweight Champion! Tonight mojomike, not only will I stop you, I'm walking out of Dallas with this gold around my waist!
(Mo walks away)

Joe Payne: This is the most frightening thing I have ever seen. This giant cage is surrounding the ring, enclosing it and its combatants. There is barbed wire everywhere on it. On the walls, it is like vines in a jungle. The only part of the cage not covered in the wire is the roof of the structure. This damn thing looks absolutely terrifying. And in just a moment, four superstars will risk their careers—and more importantly, their lives—in an attempt to call themself the EBW Heavyweight Champion. I just hope the casualties are minimal.

Ring Announcer: The following contest, is the Ultimate Hell Cage match, and it is for the EBW Heavyweight Championship! (Big face pop) Introducing first, from Zimmerman, Minnesota, the man, the myth, the Lester’s Legends!!! (Huge face pop)

(Lester is fired up as he makes his way towards the cage. Once there, however, the mood changes and a look of worry crosses his face as he is the first man to ever set foot inside this monstrous cage. He walks through and seems to quell the fear, as he appears much more at ease.)

Ring Announcer: From Elyria, Ohio, he is the General Manager of EBW, Paul Huffaker! (Huge heel pop)

(The GM is very slowly making his way to the ring. Not from arrogance, but from fear. He never imagined the hellacious structure he designed to hurt people would be hurting him. Lester smiles at the GM, almost imagining what he can do to him, without consequence. Paul refuses to step inside the cage even though the referees are ordering him to do so.)

Ring Announcer: Representing the Agents of Chaos, from the Sunshine State of Florida, he is the EBW Heavyweight Champion! Guardian of the Galaxy! (Big heel pop)

(The shadow of the demonic cage obscure the face of the Champion as he makes his way towards the cage, holding the EBW Championship aloft for everyone to see. Paul is put at ease by the fact that he now has a numbers advantage on Lester, who would be wise not to attack until everyone is in the cage.)

Ring Announcer: And finally, rising from the ashes, here is The Phoenix! (Big face pop)

(The Phoenix rises through a flaming circle on the stage and then a massive pyro explodes on the stage! He steps through it and approaches the cage. While the other three were apprehensive, Phoenix is anything but. He steps inside the cage, and pulls the door shut hard behind him! The referees padlock the door shut, denying anyone the ability to escape.)

EBW Heavyweight Championship- Ultimate Hell Cage:
Guardian of the Galaxy vs. The Phoenix vs. Paul H vs. Lester’s Legends

Joe Payne: We want to warn you right now, if you are of weak stomach or nauseated by blood, turn away now. This is not going to be pretty. The hatred contained within that cage is matched only by the sheer brutality the cage is about to unleash on its victims. The bell rings, and this match is now underway. The feeling out process is going to be quick. These four men know each other very well. It will be interesting to see if the Agents of Chaos try to work together to isolate one opponent or if it will truly be every man for himself. Remember, this match is under elimination rules. Only one man will be left standing at the end.

What is he doing? Paul is laying down and telling Guardian to pin him! What a cheap way to escape the cage! 1-2, Lester just kicked Guardian in the head to break the pin! It’s on! Phoenix & Lester are double teaming Guardian! They are trying to take the Champion out of the equation early, and it may be working. Paul is outside of the cage just staring at the hell he has created for himself. The cage door is padlocked, so there is no escape.

Guardian has been knocked to the mat, and Phoenix is laying in with some heavy right hands. Lester off the ropes, and there’s a leg drop! Guardian is dragged back to his feet, and is met with a knife edge chop from Lester! Now Phoenix! They are using Guardian to make an example! Paul is still desperately trying to escape the cage, but the roof on it will make it impossible. Phoenix whips Guardian into the ropes, and he eats a clothesline! Lester clubs Phoenix in the back, and now they exchange blows! Why is Lester stopping? He’s staring down the GM, who is carefully maneuvering around the ringside area and the dangerous barbed wire.

Lester & Phoenix seem to be communicating non-verbally, and they want to get their hands on “the puppet master!” Paul has the deer in the headlights look as Lester & Phoenix climb out of the ring to the dangerous ringside area. They are slowly closing on him from both sides. Phoenix lunges for him, but Paul slides into the ring at the last second, and that lunge may have cost Phoenix as he is face-first into the barbed wire! Guardian is back to his feet, and Paul appears to have found some courage as he is standing side-by-side with the EBW Champion in the middle of the ring.

Bam! What a spinebuster on gotg! That shook the ring AND the cage! This is it! The GM’s day of reckoning has arrived! Paul looks to his left & right; all he sees is steel, wire, and his no way out! Paul is on his knees, begging for his life. Lester is smiling, sadistically smiling. Lester has him by the throat and is squeezing the life out of the GM! What will he do to him? Behind you! Damn! That sly Guardian just protected the GM with a chair shot from behind! Guardian is insane, attacking Lester with the chair! He’s swinging like some of the pro players who have invaded BWE!

Phoenix off the top rope! What a corkscrew diving neckbreaker on gotg!!! Let’s see that again! Paul’s all alone again! Phoenix is stalking Paul, who once again is pleading for his life. Phoenix is not smiling, he is calculating. He has Paul by the head and tosses him over the top rope and out to the floor. Phoenix follows him out, and he slams him into the ring apron! Oh no, think about this Phoenix! This crowd wants to see it, but I don’t know whether the punishment fits the crime. Phoenix slams Paul face-first into the cage wall and into that barbed wire!!! And now he grinds his face across the wire! Oh my God, the wall is like a cheese grater! Phoenix peels him off the wall, and his face is covered in his own blood. Phoenix is not done, and he has Paul set up for a powerbomb. He has him up for it, but he starts to run toward the adjacent cage wall. OMG! He just powerbombed Paul into the cage wall, and thanks to the barbed wire, he stuck to the wall!!!

(Crowd chants “Holy shit!” in appreciation of this spectacular sight.)

My sentiments exactly! Someone needs to get him off the wall. Paul is howling in pain as the barbed wire rips and tears at every inch of his flesh! The cage door is padlocked shut and I have just been given word they are going to try to lift the cage in hopes it will shake him loose. If not, the EMTs will take him down and likely transport him to a local medical facility. The cage is rising, but Paul is still stuck. EMTs are rushing down to the ring as the cage rises. One of them is coming into the cage to pull down Paul, and then the cage will have to be raised again to allow them to get Paul out of here.

Meanwhile, Lester is back to his feet, staring with mouth agape at the carnage. Some of our fans have grown silent at the moment. Superkick! Just like that Phoenix floors Guardian! Phoenix sends Lester into the ropes. He rebounds off and they each clothesline the other! Both men had the same idea. WTH? The EMT just grabbed a kendo stick and is whacking the GM, who is still stuck to the cage! What kind of medical staff do they have here in Texas? I certainly hope this isn’t a sign of President Obama’s Health Insurance Policy! Wait a minute! That’s… is it? It is! Gymrome!!! Gymrome is here, beating the holy hell out of the man who unceremoniously fired him last year! The sins of the GM are being repaid in full with interest!

Gym throws down the kendo stick and yanks Paul off the wall! That’s not Velcro that was holding him up there! There is blood everywhere. This is… I don’t know how to describe this. I wonder what our CEO is thinking right now. Paul’s crawling towards the door, as Gymrome soaks in the crowd reaction. Paul’s reaching under the ring; that’s the key! He has the key to the padlock! He is escaping the cage! Get him! The padlock is open and Paul’s dragged out a ladder! We’ve already seen what can happen with those it the Money in the Blog match earlier!

Paul has the ladder outside of the cage, and he is standing it up against the cage. Holy crap! It’s tall enough to reach the roof of the cage! Gymrome just realized what’s going on and is making a beeline for the door! Paul is on the roof of the cage. Security is coming to take Gymrome away, but what an impact he has made! Paul was so desperate to escape that he may have gone against his better judgment. His blood is dripping from the top of the cage to the ring below, and a drop hit Lester which seems to have awakened him. Lester is staring up at Paul, and now sees the ladder! Lester is on a dead sprint from the cage to the ladder! Up he goes, and Paul may have just wet himself. It’s just Lester & Paul, at least 25 feet above the ground. Desperation has set in for Paul, who is covered in blood. This is suicidal, get down from there before you kill yourselves! Guardian is up now, and he’s trying to climb to the top to stop Lester! Phoenix is hot on his heels! All four men have escaped the cage and are standing on its roof! Lester has Paul by the throat once again. Guardian is reaching to stop him, but Phoenix attacks him from behind. What is he…? OMG! NO!!! Lester chokeslammed Paul on top of the cage, and it gave way underneath the GM, who plummeted to the mat below!!!

Somebody stop the damn match! The crowd is chanting “EBW,” but good lord, someone check on the man! Even Lester is standing shocked at what just happened! What in the hell is Guardian of the Galaxy doing? Don’t do this! Phoenix is on Guardian’s back, trying to fight back! They are tied up now and struggling to get the advanta… OMG! … They just went over the top of the cage and fell 25 feet, the only thing saving them is the announce table they crashed through!!! I am just inches from the bodies of both men, and luckily they are both breathing. Lester is disbelief, along with this sold out crowd here in Texas. They are pulling out all the stops in this one!

What is Lester…? He’s setting up for the Legend’s Elbow, but who is he…? Right through the hole in the top of the cage onto Paul below! The damnedest Legend’s Elbow I have ever seen in my life! 1-2-3!

Paul Huffaker has been eliminated!

Get EMTs NOW!!! What the…? Guardian has Phoenix on his feet and he just threw him back into the cage through the door. Guardian ducks a big boot from Lester, who is straddling the top rope. Guardian just grabbed the chair again. No! The Phoenix turned around right into the most vicious chair shot ever seen! Lester has fallen to the floor below from the top rope. Guardian is crazed! He’s got another chair. On no!

Guardian- “I’m going to finish what I started, Phoenix!”

Joe: No! He’s got one chair sandwiched around Phoenix’s left leg, near the ankle. NO!!! He just stomped on the chair, and may have broken his leg! You no good bastard! Now he’s got the chair under Phoenix’s head, don’t you do this! Con-chair-to! There’s a puddle of blood under Phoenix’s head from the initial chair shot, here’s the cover. 1-2-3!

The Phoenix has been eliminated!

It is down to the Champion Guardian of the Galaxy and Lester’s Legends! One of these two is leaving No Recovery as the EBW Champion! Lester’s back in the ring, standing toe-to-toe with Guardian. What a war this has been; how fitting it comes down to the two men who started in all one year ago! Guardian’s look could turn a man to stone; Lester wants to pulverize that stone into a fine powder. Here we go!

Big right hand from Lester! And Guardian returns fire! Back and forth they go, exchanging blows! It’s clear who the fans are cheering for as every punch by Lester is cheered while every punch by gotg is booed. Kick to the mid-section by gotg doubles over the challenger. Off the ropes comes Guardian. Setting up for a clothesline, but Lester scouted him well and propels him through the air with a back body drop! Lester off the ropes, and hits the leg drop! Somewhere, Hulk Hogan sheds a tear of joy.

He goes for the cover! 1-2, but Guardian shoots the right shoulder off the mat like it’s on fire! Lester picks up gotg and throws him hard to the buckle. Now, he fires off the lefts and rights in the corner, targeting the ribs and abdomen. Guardian looks spent. Lester picks up gotg on his shoulder, going for the snakeyes. Guardian wriggles loose, and pushes Lester, oh no! Lester went between the top and middle rope and his right shoulder slammed hard into the steel ring post! Guardian is smiling for the first time in this hellacious match.

Lester instinctively rolls out of the ring to protect himself, but he forgot about the cage and all the barbed wire! Guardian is right on top of him. Don’t do that! He slammed Lester’s face into the cage wall, covered in the barbed wire!!! NO, not again! The flesh is ripping and tearing, and the cage could care less that man is being maimed! Once more? No! Lester somehow blocked the third time, and instead it is the Champion who tastes the wire! Good lord! Lester has crumbled to the floor, and he is wearing the “crimson mask” as the late Gordon Solie would say. Guardian has also been opened up by the barbed wire.

Lester’s not finished as he starts to pick up that second wind. He has Guardian by the legs, OH NO! Catapult into the cage wall!!! The wire is cutting up gotg as he falls off the side of the cage! Lester is moving some furniture around in cage as he moves the bottom portion of the ring step to the middle of the ringside area. Guardian is still somewhat slumped against the cage wall. Lester charges, uses the steps as a springboard and –OH MY GOD!!! Guardian moved at the very last possible second and Lester went face-first into that damn cage wall!!! The momentum really cost Lester here.

Guardian’s almost convulsing due to the massive blood loss, but he drags Lester to his feet and tosses him back in the ring. This is almost academic, cover, 1-2- HE KICKED OUT! Guardian is in shock, just like this sold out crowd in Texas. Small package roll up by Lester! 1-2, NO! Guardian escapes! We almost had a new Champion right there! Lester rolls out of the ring, and he’s under the ring looking for something. Is that… more barbed wire? Don’t we have enough of that? He has a small roll of barbed wire that he is cutting with wire cutters! Back in the ring Guardian has no clue of this, but he does now! Lester just wrapped part of the wire around Guardian’s head like a crown of thorns! And he pulls back, and gotg falls to the mat wearing the wire around his head!

Guardian of the Galaxy is now paying for the sins of the Agents of Chaos! Lester has his hands on the steel chair Guardian introduced earlier and there’s a shot to the head that floors gotg again! This crowd is electric! They want to see the Champion pay, and by God is he ever! Lester is under the ring, with another steel chair! He’s placing it under the Champion’s head. The crowd is waiting in anticipation, Con-chair-to!!! Guardian’s getting a taste of the AOC’s own medicine! Lester is ready for it, and he sets up for his patented finisher, the Legend’s Elbow! Here it comes! Wait, why did he stop? Lester is grabbing some of the excess barbed wire and wrapping it around his elbow? Now he’s going for it. OMG!!! The Legend’s Elbow with the barbed wire wrapped elbow! Lester is in pain, but here’s the cover! 1-2-3!!! (Bell rings)

Winner and NEW EBW Heavyweight Champion- Lester’s Legends

Joe Payne: We have a new Champion!!! Lester’s Legends has done it! He has overcome a corrupt GM, an aggressive champion, and the road to No Recovery has led him to the EBW Championship! What a moment this is! Confetti is falling, and this crowd has absolutely come unglued in support of the NEW Champion! Lester is definitely showing the battle scars of what could be called one hell of a match, as his face is covered in blood, cuts all down the arm.

Look inside this cage. There is red puddle where the GM literally stuck to the wall like it was made of Velcro instead of barbed wire. There is a giant hole in the top where fell 15-25 feet to the mat below. My announce table is in pieces from The Phoenix and Guardian falling off the top through it. There is a red puddle where both Lester & Guardian went face-first into the cage wall, and the blue steel chair used for the final Con-chair-to is almost entirely red. Please give blood to the American Red Cross, because these warriors are going to need blood transfusions after this hellacious encounter. The cage is finally being raised back to hell where it came from.

The ref hands Lester the title, and several drops of his own blood fall onto it, after which he kisses it. Raise it high, Lester! You damn sure earned it! This is the price you must be willing to pay to become the Extreme Blog Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion! I hope this moment never ends so we can enjoy it forever!

(Theme music hits in the arena, and the crowd’s elation deflates as they see who is coming to the ring.)

Joe Payne: OH NO! It’s the man who won the Money in the Blog Ladder Match earlier tonight, Yankees3Fan7! He’s got the contract with him! NO! Don’t ruin this great moment! WTH? It’s 3rdStone! 3rd's right behind him! 3rdStone just clobbered him from behind and is dragging him to the back! 3rdStone gives a nod in Lester’s direction, which he returns. Let the celebration continue! This is what it is all about!

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Sabre: It's finally time for the BWE Heavyweight Championship match. Last year, Mo Morrissey won the newly named title over fragnoli at the first ever Blogger's Rumble event. At that same event, mojomike won the Blogger's Rumble match itself to guarantee him a title shot against the champion of his choosing at No Recovery! Since that time, Mo Morrissey and mojomike have had differences even when being forced to team up like on the previous Throwdown! show in Kuching, Malaysia. One of these men will now walk away with the BWE Heavyweight Championship tonight. I've just been informed that we have cameras located outside What is going on here? I'll send it over to Joe Payne now.

Joe Payne: What an insane night of action this has been and we finally have a camera crew with the bus, which just pulled over, in OKLAHOMA??? The ref is a little behind as he was pulled over by the Oklahoma Highway Patrol for speeding! How did they get to Norman, Oklahoma? There they are! Reignblood just threw T&R Guy off the bus, bouncer style! He smashed right into a trash can on the side of the road! He goes for the cover, but the ref is still in his car! Whoa! Enova just tackled Dking through the back of the bus and through the emergency door! They are just outside of a house in Oklahoma! I hope that family is enjoying the action, from a closer seat than they ever could have expected!

Reignblood is a ball of fury, as he throws T&R Guy right through the picket fence! Hey wait, I recognize that house, it’s the house that the BWE CEO David Funk owns! I wonder if anyone is home? There’s a McDonald’s across the street, and Dking is chasing after Enova who appears to be ordering a Big Mac combo. Reignblood has the garden hose and is spraying down T&R Guy with the high pressure setting! The force is pushing him across the front yard! Dking is standing behind Enova at the McD’s, and he slams Enova’s head into a Big Mac combo! They are exchanging blows once again, and Dking slips on a wet floor and slams his head into the ice machine! There is ice shooting out all over the fast-food site!

The intensity of the fight between Reignblood and T&R Guy is immeasurable! They are fighting up the steps of the house! Irish whip, hard, holy shit! Reignblood just whipped T&R Guy into the front door and it came right off the hinges! They are beating the hell out of each other in someone’s home! Now that’s what I call “In Your House!” Reignblood has unstrapped his belt and is whipping T&R Guy with it! The leather is leaving welts on his back!

Meanwhile, Dking has Enova and DDT’ed him onto a young boy’s Happy Meal! Well, I don’t know what to say to that. The McD’s staff is trying to separate these two, and that didn’t work! Dking just ordered a chocolate milkshake and then smashed it in Enova’s face! Neckbreaker! On the tiled floor by Dking! Reignblood is chasing T&R Guy through the house! They’re in the kitchen, and T&R Guy is pelting Reignblood with canned vegetables! Carrots, corn, and green beans! Oh my! Bad news for T&R Guy, he’s out of ammunition! Reign has a piece of fine china, which just lost that distinction after being smashed to dust over T&R Guy’s head! What in the hell? Black Hole Slam by Reignblood through the kitchen table!!!

Back at McD’s, Dking throws Enova into the Kids’ Area, and there he goes into the ball pit! Ladies and gentlemen, this is all live as our No Recovery! PFV continues, and this match has had everything! Enova is throwing those balls back at Dking to slow him down, but I don’t know how much that is going to work. Enova crawls out and grabs a statue of Ronald McDonald and he just took a swing with it at Dking! He ducks and grabs Enova, backbreaker! Dking jumps behind him, and OH MY GOD!!! Dking just german suplexed Enova right through the bay window, which shattered!!! That’s one hell of a way to add a second drive thru window! Here’s the cover! 1-2-3! (Bell rings in Texas, match ends in Oklahoma)

Winner and first ever EBW Hardcore Champion- Dking

Joe Payne: Good lord! There is literally a path of destruction from Dallas, Texas to Norman, Oklahoma! That McDonald’s looks like it was hit by a tornado! We have to make sure T&R Guy and Reignblood aren’t arrested for breaking in & entering, and who knows what happened on that bus! This is the most insane thing I’ve ever seen! The folks at McDonald’s are good sports; they are treating Dking to a free chocolate milkshake. Hopefully, this one doesn’t connect with someone’s cerebellum!

(Cameras take us back to the arena)
(Bell Sounds)
Ring announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! It is for the BWE Heavyweight Championship!
(mojomike's music hits)
Ring announcer: Introducing first from Portland, Oregon! He's a veteran blogger and legendary fantasy sports player for Sporting News as well as the first ever Blogger's Rumble match winner! This is the Unstoppable, mojomike!
(Huge Face POP)
(Mojomike comes out in an Atlanta Braves jersey)
Sabre: I don't know of anyone that has been on a roll quite like mojomike in the last year. Every obstacle that has come his way, he's gotten past. Now it's time to find out if he can cross the biggest obstacle of them all to win the championship tonight!
(Mo Morrissey's music hits)
Ring announcer: And his opponent! From Boston! He's a BWE Blog of Famer and creator of the Duff's Cup Awards! And is the BWE Heavyweight Champion! This is Mo Morrissey!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: Mo Morrissey was involved in one of the greatest matches I've ever seen in my life at the Blogger's Rumble! Since that time, he's been able to win at will against all opponents and challenges! But tonight is a different kind of challenge in taking down some one that seems to be unstoppable!

BWE Heavyweight Championship:
Mo Morrissey(c) vs mojomike

(Bell sounds)
Sabre: You can just feel the electricity in the air as both the champion and challenger face off in the center of the ring! There they go talking! Mike goes for a right-hand, but Mo blocks it with a counter of his own! Another right-hand as Mo has Mike stunned! Into the ropes, but Mike comes off with a clothesline on Mo! Just like that, Mike is in control of the match! Mike with some stiff kicks on our champion as he's looking to become the BWE Champion! Mike slams Mo's head into the top turnbuckle! Into the far corner, but Mo reverses! Mike comes firing out of the corner, but Mo with a drop toehold! He goes for a half Boston crab on Mike, but he's forced to break the hold because they're too close to the ropes! Mo picks Mike up, and has him in the ropes! Mo counters a Mike right-hand into a reverse suplex! OMG! The momentum of Mo trying to drop Mike on his back sent them both over the top rope to the ring floor! Both men are down on the outside!
(The ref begins the 10-count)
Sabre: Mo gets to his feet first, and slams Mike's head into the mat on the outside! Mike with an elbow to the gut of Mo as he slams him head-first into the steel steps! Mike throws Mo back into the ring, and begins to kick away at him again in those ropes! Into the ropes! Mo ducks a clothesline, but Mike catches him coming back with a hot-shot throat-first into the top rope! We could have a new champion! 1-2-but Mo kicks out! Mike picks up Mo, but Mo with an inside-cradle! 1-2-but Mike kicks out! Mike gets back up and nails Mo with a kick to the gut! Mo moves out of the way of the knee-lift and hits a side Russian Leg Sweep on Mike followed by an elbow drop! Mo with the cover! 1-2-but Mike kicks out again! Mo drops a knee onto the head of Mike! Now Mo is climbing the top rope! What is he thinking here?! He's waiting for Mike to get up! OMG! Mike caught Mo in a power slam as he leaped from the top rope! 1-2-but Mo kicks out! Man, that title was so close to changing hands there! Mike just military-pressed Mo, and throws him onto the ring floor!
(Mo is down on the outside of the ring)
Sabre: Mike is climbing the top rope! Mike is waiting for Mo to get up! OMG! Mo with a Pele kick to the head of Mike! Mike maybe out cold! Mo climbs back in the ring to break the count! Remember, Mo doesn't have to win this match to retain the title, so Mike had better find a way to get back in the ring!
(The ref begins the 10-count)
Sabre: The ref is up to 7! 8! Mike is stirring! 9! Mike makes it back in! Scissors kick to the back of the head by Mo! 1-2-but Mike kicks out! I don't believe it! Mike is still in this match! Mo is waiting for Mike to get up! It looks like he's setting him up for the Full Refund finisher! Mo goes for it, but Mike counters by pushing him into the rope! Mike tries a clothesline, but Mo ducks it! Flying bodypress by Mo sends both guys to the floor again! Jeez, these guys are beating the fool out of each other in a match no one can seem to gain control of!
(Both men are up and fighting on the outside)
Sabre; These two guys are slugging it out now! OMG! Mo just hit a belly-to-belly suplex on Mike into the front row of fans as he charged at him! Mike is down in the crowd as Mo climbs back in the ring! What is he doing! Mo is climbing the top rope! Don't tell me he's.....OMG! Mo with a corkscrew dive into the crowd on Mike(Huge Face POP)! I don't believe what I've just seen! The crowd is hoisting both men and they throw them back into the arena floor! The ref is there to check on both guys! What a match this has been! The ref is debating to stop this one, but the crowd is talking him out of it!
(The ref climbs back in the ring, and begins count the seconds later)
(Both men begin to stir around, and they make it back in the ring)
Sabre: Both men miraculously make it back in! Trading punches now as both men look for the advantage! Mike is getting the better of the exchange, and he follows Mo into the corner with a vicious clothesline! Mike comes charging in again, and Mo gets his feet up! Mo comes charging at Mike, but Mike counters that into a spinebuster slam! 1-2-but Mo kicks out again! Mike backs Mo into the corner, and hits him with another clothesline! He hoists Mo and it looks like he's ready for a super plex off the top rope! Mike with a right-hand on Mo! He has him ready, but...OMG! Mo slips out of it with an inverted DDT off the top rope! But Mo is down and can't capitalize right away! I don't know if I've seen an inverted DDT after countering a super plex! Mo finally makes the cover as it is academic now! 1-2-but Mike kicks out! I don't believe it! Mo can't believe it! Because Mo is regaining his senses, it allowed Mike the time to kick out of that awesome counter by Mo! Mo is climbing the top rope again! He's waiting for Mike to stand up so he can finally finish him off! Mo with a shoulder tackle, but he got the referee instead! The ref is down and out! Now Mo with a dropkick that sends Mike to the ring floor! Mo goes for the suicide dive to the outside, but Mike catches him with belly-to-belly suplex right over our announce table on Mo!
(Both men are slow getting up, but Mike makes it to his feet first)
Mike with a slingshot throat-first on Mo followed by a suplex on the floor! The ref is still down and isn't in any position to count either men out! Mike throws Mo head-first into the steel steps! Mo is out, and...uh oh! He's coming over to our announce table! He punches Mo before laying him across the announce table! Get it back in the ring, Mike! You can't win the title out here! Oh no, Mike is climbing back into the ring and to the top rope! Mike what are you doing! I'm getting out of the way! For the love....OMG! Mike with the PDX(Portland, OR flight code that is a splash off the top rope finisher)! (Huge Face POP) Mike with the PDX onto Mo on our announce table! The table has been destroyed, and so have both men here! These guys are beating the fool out of one another for the most coveted prize in BWE history! No one involved in this match is standing right now, including the referee! What are they going to do here! Neither men is getting up! Look at the replay!
(The replay shows three different angles of the PDX from Mike onto Mo on the announce table)
Mike begins to stir and has Mo by the head as he literally drags him towards the ring)
Sabre: Mike is trying to throw Mo back into the ring, but he seriously could have damaged his own chances of winning the title because he's very wobbly right now! Mike goes for the cover as Mo is lifeless in the ring! Mike punches Mo in the top of the head out of disgust! Now he's checking the referee! The referee is revived as Mo is still down on the mat! Mike is slowly going over to make the cover(the ref slowly counts)! 1-2-but Mo kicks out! OMG! I don't believe it! Mo kicks out after being PDXed on the announce table! I can't believe he's still in this match! All the time the referee had been out might have saved his title! Mike is climbing the top rope as Mo is barely moving! The referee is there as he's ready to finally finish off our champion with a PDX in the ring! Mo kicks up, and nails Mike with the Full Refund(Stone Cold Stunner)! Full Refund! Mike is down! Mo with the cover! 1-2-3! Mo Morrissey retains the title! By God, what a match! Mo catches Mike in mid-air with the Full Refund as he leaped off with the PDX!

Winner and still BWE Heavyweight Champion- Mo Morrissey

(The cameras show replays of the Full Refund counter of the PDX)
Sabre: Mo can't even stand up right now, and Mike is just now coming to his senses realizing how close he was to winning the title here tonight! What a BWE Title match this was, and both guys literally said they were putting it all on the line tonight! Mike slides out of the ring disappointed he didn't win the title, and Mo salutes him for the match they put on here tonight!
(Mo celebrates in the ring)
Sabre: What a champion Mo is after most everyone thought he was done when Mike hit this PDX off the top rope onto the announce table!
(The camera shows a replay of the PDX on the announce table)
Sabre; What a Pay-For-View this was tonight! For all of us on EBW and BWE! So long everybody from the soldout T-Sad Motor Speedway in Dallas, Texas! We'll see you for our upcoming BWE events to be announced soon! Good night everyone!

EBW Heavyweight Championship and EBW Hardcore Champsionship written by Paul Huffaker.
BWE Heavyweight Championship and commercials written by David Funk.

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No Recovery Pay-For-View Part 5 of 6

Continued from Part 4 of 6

Ring Announcer: This next contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the BWE Women’s Championship! Introducing first, from right here in Dallas, Texas!!! A legend in blogging, Texasadlerfan!!!

(Biggest face pop of the night for the hometown hero as she makes her way to the ring!)

RA: Introducing next, from Auburn, Alabama, here is “The Tiger” SEC AU Growwwl!

(Big face pop for Growwl as she sprints to the ring, cat-like.)

RA: And introducing next making their way to the ring, from Parts Unknown T&R Girl! And introducing the champion, from Alberta, Canada, the BWE Women’s Champion Soadrules! Together they are known as the “Diva Dynasty!”

(Big heel pop for both as they make their way to the ring, Soadrules arrogantly kisses the championship, leaving a smudged kiss mark across it.)

BWE Women’s Championship- Fatal 4 Way:

Soadrules (c) vs. T&R Girl vs. Texasadlerfan vs. SEC AU Growwwl

Joe Payne: I’m happy to be joined by BWE’s Sabre Blade once again for this interpromotional match live at No Recovery!

Sabre Blade: Even though the title is a BWE property, it has been worn exclusively by two very hot EBW divas. But that could change tonight as Tex & Growl are two of the best divas in BWE, bar none!

Joe: And don’t forget the announcement EBW GM Paul Huffaker made earlier tonight! All EBW matches are to be contested under Extreme Rules! As if this match needed anything else to make it the Ultimate Cat Fight! (Bell rings) Here we go! Tex is the hometown favorite here, and you can imagine the home-field advantage will be a factor in this match. Clothesline by Tex sends T&R Girl straight to the mat! Growwwl grabs the Champion by the hair and slams her to the mat!

Sabre: Now the BWE ladies can show this sold out crowd the honor and respect they have for that title! A subtle nod between the two as a show of respect and here we go! Right hand by Growwl! A left by Tex! They are exchanging blows! A chop by Tex. Follows that with another. Growwl retreats into a corner. But here comes Tex with a big splash! Growwl falls to the mat! Cover! But 1 is all she gets as Growwl quickly kicks out!

Joe: Tex wants to end this one early. Good strategy. The ref is counting? Hey wait! T&R Girl is laying down for Soadrules! 1-2… Oh thank goodness! Tex just kicked Soad hard in the head to break the sure three! Tex is pissed! She is pummeling Soad on the mat with punches, and she is snapping Soad’s head off the canvas too! That’s gotta hurt!

Sabre: Growwl is not giving T&R Girl any breaks! A low dropkick to the face by Growwl sends T&R into the corner! Growwl is getting the crowd excited and here comes a Bronco Buster! (If you don’t know what it is, Google it. Trust me, it will be a lot of fun for you.) This crowd is fired up as the EBW divas are being put in their place by the superior divas!

Joe: Superior divas? We’ll just see about that! Tex is punching Soad so hard, her knuckles are beginning to bleed! Hey ref, do your job! Growwl is having to pull Tex off Soad! Tex takes exception and decks Growwl! With friends like that, you don’t need enemies! Soad is still down, but T&R Girl is trying to sneak behind Tex! She crawls into a cover on Growwl! 1-2… but Tex stops the count as she elbow drops T&R Girl in the small of the back!

Sabre: Leg drop by Tex across the knee of T&R Girl. And now she grabs the leg and pulls back. Almost a half Boston Crab here! T&R could tap out! Growwl will have none of that! She puts a well placed boot in the gut of Texasadlerfan! Soad sneaks up behind Growwl and puts a forearm to the back of the head. That will throw off your equilibrium!

Joe: Soad is out of the ring near the timekeeper and has grabbed her title belt and the ring bell. What is she up to now? Back in the ring, T&R Girl grabs Tex from behind, restraining her. Soad has the title belt and she blasts Growwl in the face with as Tex is forced to watch! This is disgusting! She points to the title and blows a kiss to Tex.

Sabre: I think I’m gonna be sick! She’s going to take out the BWE divas on a technicality! Here it comes, what the…? Tex ducked and Soad clobbered T&R Girl with the title belt! Soad is stunned! Kick to the midsection of Soad and a gutwrench suplex! Tex has the ring bell! Here it comes! Boom! Tex floors Soad with the bell! What do they say about payback? Soad has slid out of the ring to regain her focus.

Joe: What in the hell? Someone from the audience just stood up from their seat, folded it up and clobbered Soadrules with it! Show yourself!

It’s Miatay!!! Mia has extracted a measure of revenge against the Agents of Chaos here tonight! Growwl is up and she spears Tex! Cover, 1-2-3! That came out of nowhere! (Bell rings, well it would if it were not in the freaking ring!)

Winner & New BWE Women’s Champion- SEC AU Growwwl

Sabre: The title is home where it belongs! The ref is presenting the title to Growwwl who is happily showing it to this capacity crowd! What a way to win your very first championship!

Blog commercial:
(A retail employee is line and is asked by the cashier if he's on break)
Employee: No, I'm not on break and I'm hungry.
(Out of nowhere, boxer Billy Bailey hits the employee with a left hook down to ground)
Billy: You know you're not supposed to be taking a break until 30 minutes from now!
(Suddenly the screen shows "Billy Bailey: Sales Floor Enforcer")
(An employee grabs the last shopping cart in order to fill it up full of product)
(Out of nowhere, Billy Bailey lands a five-punch combination that floors the employee)
Billy: The shopping carts are for customers! Grab a small basket or six-wheel cart to move products, NOT shopping carts!
(The store manager just posted the weekly schedule for the following week on his wall)
(He walks out of his office into a vicious right-hand uppercut from Billy Bailey)
Billy: You know you're over budget on your hours with that schedule! What?! You added more help so that you don't have to do as much work and that no one would notice?! Don't go over budget or add help that you don't need!
(District Manager appears on the screen)
DM: Ever since I hired Billy to watch the floor, our sales have doubled this past quarter while productivity has gone up. No one slacks off when Billy is there either. I wish I had about 10 Billy Baileys out there.
(Screen shows, "Billy Bailey: Sales Floor Enforcer")

Joe Payne: Let’s send it to our broadcast colleague, JDIN827!

(Camera cuts backstage, where JD is standing in front of a HD wall with the No Recovery logo in the center and BWE & EBW logos to the side.)

JD: Thanks Joe! Here with me now is Lester’s Legends!

Lester: How’s it going tonight, JD?

JD: Well, I’m doing better than you I would suspect. In just moments, you will step into the ominous structure which has been described to us as, the Ultimate form of Hell. How do you prepare for a match you’ve never seen; a match could end your career?

Lester: Good question. I have 3 goals in mind tonight. One, I’m gonna whip a man’s ass! Two, I’m gonna get my hands around the EBW GM’s scrawny little neck and squeeze the life out of his body! Paul, I’m going to make you suffer! After all the hell you put me though. After all the hell you’ve put EBW through, turning into your personal playground, I’m going to hurt you. And I will enjoy doing so. Three, I’m going to become the new EBW Champion! And I don't care who I have to go through in that cage to do it!

(Bell sounds)
(Bill Viera is shown in the stands to watch the action)
Sabre: There's Bill Viera is in the front row to watch this match with a few of his friends participating here)
(We Hate Female Bloggers music hits)
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre: I really wonder how this match-up coming up next will unfold. Originally, Twinks Blogula and Rialyn Stevenson were to be part of this match, but they will not be involved. Thankfully, Rosilie was here and is set to team up with her sister DJ Tammy and Maxi as well as another unnamed partner here. Meanwhile, the WHFB clan is in full force, and has done their best to make life miserable for female performers in BWE Promotions. The CEO stepped in to make this a No DQ, No Rules match which doesn't appear to do the Filipina team any favors. I would caution viewers about what you are about to see.
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! It is a No Disqualification, No Rules 8-person tag team match! Introducing first already in the ring! From hating one female blogger after another in the blogging community! Here are all four members of We Hate Female Bloggers!
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre: I hate these guys, too! I'm sure many people here in Dallas at the T-Sad Motor Speedway paid a lot of money in hopes of seeing this group get what's coming to them! I'm just not sure it will happen tonight!
(DJ Tammy's music hits)
Ring Announcer; And their opponents! First from General Santos City in the Philippines! She's the Beyond Hot Calendar Blogger! This is DJ Tammy!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre; Huge ovation again for this red hot Filipina! We saw her earlier tonight dominate The Blog Parasite, so she is all ready to go again! But this is a different type of match she's in this time.
(Rosilie's music hits)
Ring Announcer: And introducing also from General Santos City! The newest signee in BWE! This is Rosilie!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: What an ovation for Rosilie! The two sisters in the ring are looking to take down WHFB tonight! I'm not sure this will be a pleasant debut in this match for Rosilie though.
Ring Announcer: And their tag team partner! Formerly from the Philippines, now residing in Soderham, Sweden! She's the Blugging Queen of the BWE and Blogging Universe! This is Maxi Velasco!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: Nice to see this big ovation for Maxi! One has to wonder if she is still jet lagged from her recent vacation to the Philippines! This team sure has talent, but questions loom in a big way! And let's not forget she was to debut at Jakarata Encounter, but Twinks Blogula made WHFB unresponsive. Now we have to wonder just who it was that our new Management Director of BWE Throwdown! Amiable Amy was referring to as the woman to replace Ria in this match!
(Crowd waits in anticipation on who the last person is)
(Tammy, Rosilie, and Maxi are waiting at ringside for their tag team partner to come out)
Sabre: Who is it?! Who is going to step up to the plate here?
(Crowd gets restless)
(WHFB #1 grabs a microphone)
WHFB #1: Don't tell me she isn't going to show! Besides, it doesn't matter who it is because we hate you all and will have no trouble beating you females down tonight!
(Huge Heel POP)
WHFB #1: Come on out! Whoever you.....
(Dhemz' music hits)
Sabre: Oh my! As Dhemz would say, "Holy Cranberry Batman!"
Ring Announcer: And finally! Formerly from the Philippines, now residing in Sacramento, CA! She's a legendary blogger and actress! Representing the Dias Family! This is Dhemz!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: Wow! I don't believe it! Dhemz is here in Dallas and is ready to take down WHFB! She doesn't like these type of hateful people, and I have to say that Amiable Amy did a great job with her first action as Management Director of BWE Throwdown! This place is electric now!
(Crowd chants, "Dhemz! Dhemz! Dhemz! Dhemz!")
(Bell sounds)

We Hate Female Bloggers vs DJ Tammy, Rosilie, Maxi, & Dhemz

Sabre: So three women are debuting in the same match! It is basically Texas Tornado rules here as all eight are involved in the match with no tagouts! WHFB try to gang up on the women! DJ Tammy with a low blow on WHFB #3! Dhemz just hit a super kick to the gut of WHFB #2! Maxi ducks at the ropes as WHFB #1 goes flying to the outside of the ring! Rosilie in the meantime is slapping the fool out of WHFB #4 in the corner! The WHFB is getting pounded to start things off here and this crowd is loving it! Dhemz is using those feet and hands to pound away at WHFB #2! I'm sure her hubby Greg is liking this wherever he's at right now! Tammy with a drop kick that sends WHFB #3 to the outside of the ring! Maxi and Rosilie both hit an elevation backdrop on WHFB #4 as he goes flying onto the announce table!
(Multiple IDentification Incorporated or MIDI comes out)
Sabre: WTH?! MIDI has come out to help WHFB! This was a plan the whole time by WHFB! Maxi and Rosilie notice the presence of MIDI!
(MIDI have made their way closer to ringside)
Sabre: WHFB #1 from behind! Rosilie and Maxi go flying into the guard rail at ringside! Meanwhile, Tammy and Dhemz are still dominating in the ring! But Tammy gets elevated over the top rope and out of the ring after the distraction! WHFB #3 with a clothesline to the back of Dhemz as she notices the MIDI, too! These guys must be real proud of themselves that it took eight of them to beat down four female bloggers, and they still could create more IDs, too! Now this could get really ugly now! All four women are down, and I don't like the looks of this for one damn minute! But the CEO made this a No DQ, No Rules match, so it isn't illegal! This is repulsive, and the crowd doesn't like it one bit! Could this be payback on Tammy for suing him?!
(WHFB and MIDI celebrate in the ring)
Sabre: Now they are just toying around with these women! This isn't right at all! All four women are being kicked repeatedly here! You guys have made your point! Why continue with this?! Tammy tries to fight back, but is decked by the MIDI members! Dhemz is thrown to the outside of the ring! Now they're setting Dhemz up on the announce table! Oh no! Don't tell me WHFB #1 is going to jump off the top rope onto Dhemz on the announce table! This is way out of line! Somebody do something!
(Malvolio, Mileka Malay, DixieLady, & other women come out)
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: Look at this! Female bloggers are emptying out of the locker room! They're attacking as a unit against these male feminists! WHFB #1 notices this, and climbs the top rope anyway!
(Greg Dias and Rad come out)
Sabre: Hey wait a minute! Here comes Greg Dias and Rad, too! Bill Viera is coming out of the stands as well! Greg pushes WHFB #1 off the top rope to the arena floor to save his wife from harm! Rad with a double clothesline on two MIDI members! He throws both of them into the guard rail and is punching away at them, too! Bill is hitting anything that WHFB and MIDI come at him with! Big time right hand by Bill that knocks a MIDI member into his partners! Bill maybe a fan in the front row tonight, but there are no rules against him coming in here! The tide has turned and the crowd is loving every minute of it!
(Lights go out in the arena)
(Lights come back on to reveal Twinks Blogula!)
Sabre: It's Twinks Blogula again! Twinks Blogula with the Slashdot Effect(Spinning roundhouse kick that makes the opponent unresponsive) to WHFB #2! Maxi with the Maximizer on WHFB #3! WHFB #4 runs into the double GSC Driver from Tammy and Rosilie!
(Bill, Greg, Rad, and the other females leave the ring and stay in the area)
Sabre: Look at this! WHFB #1 is the only one left standing for his team in the ring! He's surrounded by Tammy, Rosilie, Maxi, and Dhemz! Yes! All four women are trading punches on WHFB #1! He's getting the fool beat out of him by females, and this is getting hysterical for me! Maxi with another Maximizer! Now Tammy and Rosilie with a double GSC Driver! They go for the pin, but Dhemz stops them! What are you doing, Dhemz?! Dhemz wants to finish off WHFB #1 for trying to take her out on the announce table earlier on! Dhemz with the Direct Deposit(Gutwrench Suplex into a Power Bomb)! 1-2-3! The Filipina Bloggers win it! You knew this was going to be a brutal match with the rules in place, but the cohesiveness of the females in BWE prevailed here!

Winners- DJ Tammy, Rosilie, Maxi, and Dhemz

Sabre: Just take a look at this! It doesn't get any hotter in the ring than with these four Pinay Bombshells! Wow! What a debut and win here for Maxi, Rosilie, and Dhemz! And no one knew that Rosilie or Dhemz would be in this match at the beginning of the night! This was quite a night for DJ Tammy winning two matches, too! All the women that were mistreated by WHFB have united as one and those that helped are celebrating at ringside, too! Whistles and adoration from the crowd as these sexy women continue to celebrate in the ring! There's nothing like male feminists getting the fool beaten out of them by females!

No Recovery Pay-For-View Part 6 0f 6 is continued on the next entry.

BWE Women's Championship match and Lester's Legends interview written by Paul Huffaker.
8-person No Rules, No DQ match and commercials written by David Funk.

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No Recovery Pay-For-View Part 4 of 6

Continued from No Recovery Pay-For-View Part 3

(CEO David Funk, Amiable Amy, & Afrank Angle are talking in the CEO's office)
Mr. D: I'm glad to have finally announced the new GM and Management Director for Throwdown! I know some won't like it at all.
Amy: Now I definitely won't sue you, but I'm not sure about Tammy.
Mr. D: What do you mean? I'm tired of the lawsuits. She needs to get over it.
(Suddenly, DJ Tammy walks up to them)
Huge Face POP)
Tammy: Ummm...is someone talking about me?
Mr. D: Sorry, I didn't see you standing there.
Tammy: Well, I won't sue you if you do me a favor tonight. OMG, my tummy is still hurting!
Mr. D: How come I don't like the sound of that.
(Lainy walks in)
(Huge Face POP)
Lainy: That's because it has something to do with me. I hired Twinks Blogula to get rid of The Hacker for good! That person is here, and I want them to be unresponsive!
Mr. D: But you ruined my 8-person tag team match by hiring Twinks, Lainy!
Lainy: Sorry, David. But she's the best person for the job in getting rid of The Hacker!
Mr. D: I'm at a lost for words, and it isn't even what Wednesdays Are All About yet! Where's Windy? He could have taken this clown out! Why couldn't you get Windy for this?
Lainy: I'm here to stay, and Windy wasn't able to make it because he's preparing other entries for the coming week!
Mr. D: You better have paid Twinks Blogula well because I'm not sure I can find someone that can draw fans like she can even though she has yet to wrestle!
Lainy: I'll be by your site everyday to drop your EC without fail now to make it up to you!
Mr. D: I don't believe Twinks is at it again!
Tammy: Okay, D. I know what you're thinking, and I do have a replacement for my friend Twinks. I will not sue you if you let me pick the replacement for Twinks.
Mr. D: And who would that be?
(Rosilie walks in)
(Huge Face POP)
Mr. D: Wow! You'll drop the lawsuit if I let Rosilie in the match?
Tammy: Yes, D. Let my sister in the match, and I will drop the lawsuit I have against you.
Mr. D: Okay, she's in the match. But I'll let Amy make that decision as her first action as Management Director, okay?
Amy: Sure. She's in, and.....
(Ria walks in)
Mr. D: Now what?
Ria: I'm here David, but as you know, I'm pregnant. So you know I can't compete in the ring tonight. Plus, I don't want to get sick out there.
Mr. D: I do know that, but I don't know who to replace you with. Jeez, I hope someone ELSE steps up to take your spot as well though.
Amy: That's what I was about to tell you David. As my first official act as Management Director, I have a replacement for Ria Stevenson.
(Amy whispers in Afrank's ear)
Afrank: Oh yeah! I like that choice! She's in the match!
Mr. D: Okay, who is it?
Amy: I will drop the lawsuits against you if I you allow it. So will you?
Mr. D: It can't just be a nobody to replace Ria.....
(Amy whispers in Mr. D's ear)
Mr. D: Done. She's in the match. She's here in Dallas?
Amy: Yes, and I will now drop my previous lawsuits against you for now. But I will use all your past and current posts as evidence against you if I injure my jaw again!
Mr. D: Thanks Amy! Now I have no lawsuits from Tammy or you now. Oh, I will put an NFAA(Not For Amiable Amy) rating on my blog entries to protect myself legally from you again!
Ria: I know who is taking my place, and the WHFB will not like it!
Mr. D: You're right, Ria. Thanks ladies for coming by! It looks like this may not be so bad after all just as long as you don't sue anymore, Amy. I just hope nothing else weird happens.
(Mr. D goes to leave his office, but can't get his door open)
(He then notices two people laying on the ground while being unresponsive)
(The camera shows that it is the Female Trolliation down on the ground)
(The lights go out and Sawdust appears out of nowhere)
(Sawdust begins to fall in locker room)
Mr. D: (Coughing) Why do you keep doing that? You did this to the Female Trolliation? You sick freak......
(The lights go out again)
Mr. D: What the....
(Sawdust is now out of it)
(All the sudden, Twinks Blogula appears out of nowhere)
(Huge Face POP)
Mr. D: Tell me you didn't think they were all Hackers....nevermind.
(Blood is coming out of the mouth of Twinks)
(The lights go out, and The Phoenix' voice is in the background)
Phoenix: The prophecy will be fulfilled tonight!
(The lights come back on with Twinks ready to bite Mr. D, but he backs her off)
Mr. D: You're crossing the boss again, Twinks!
(Suddenly, the commercial for Southwest Airlines is playing in the background saying, "Want to getaway?")
Mr. D: I need a vacation! Oh wait, my vacation will be here in Dallas in October! I'll make sure to take this address off my GPS when I get here then!
(Camera goes back to the locker room of mojomike)

(Camera shows ArnieV standing by with mojomike)
Arnie: Tonight mojomike, you finally get your shot at the BWE Heavyweight Championship against Mo Morrissey after winning the Blogger's Rumble match last year!
Mike: That's right, Arnie! Mo Morrissey will learn tonight that I will do whatever it takes to win the BWE Title! I couldn't be stopped at the Blogger's Rumble and my quest for the BWE Title will be an unstoppable path in my match tonight against Mo Morrissey!
(Mike walks away)

(Camera goes back to the ring as the bell sounds)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the EBW Lightweight Championship! Introducing first, the challenger! From an Undisclosed Location, here is Fbkid!

(The Kid gets a good face pop as he hits the ring and starts bouncing off the ropes.)

RA: And introducing the Champion! From Georgia here is Wassup!

(The Champion comes out with the belt draped across his shoulder. He gets a good face pop as well.)

EBW Lightweight Championship:
Wassup (c) vs. Fbkid

Joe Payne: I’ve been looking forward to this match for 2 months! Two of our best high-flyers, exclusively on EBW, are set to put on a dazzling show on our biggest stage! There’s the bell and here we go! Off the ropes comes Fbkid, slides between the legs, pops up behind and sweeps the leg. Down goes the Champion! Fbkid springs off the middle rope and lands a beautiful crossbody! Cover, but 1 is all he gets.

Wassup was quick to kick out, and even quicker to kick Fbkid right in the back of the head! That’ll put ya down! Off the ropes, but misses an elbow drop. Fbkid with a roll up! 1-2, he barely kicks out! Fbkid shoots Wassup into the corner, and follows it up with a clothesline in the corner! Then, he pulls him out of the corner and slams a knee into the gut, followed by a gutwrench into a powerbomb! But Wassup slides out the back of the powerbomb attempt and drops his challenger with a neckbreaker!

Wassup goes to the top rope, perching. Fbkid up to his feet, and Wassup comes off with a missile dropkick! Great execution! Here’s the cover! 1-2… kickout! Wassup is stunned, as we take another look at that sweet move. Wassup with a kick to the gut, off the ropes, sunset flip. Fbkid rolls through and pow! What a vicious kick to the side of the head! Wassup may be out! Cover! 1-2, how did he kickout of that?

Fbkid steps out onto the apron, slingshot in and hits a big leg drop! Off the ropes and down with a driving forearm across the face. A cover gets only a 2 count, and you have to wonder what it’s going to take to keep one of these two superstars down for the 3. Wassup pulls himself up in the corner and Kid charges. But he eats a boot! Wassup springs off the ropes and lands a calf kick to the back of the head! Fbkid falls out of the ring. Tough break for Wassup, who may have had this match won.

Wassup’s on the hop! He springs off the top rope, and flips forward onto Fbkid! The crowd is all fired up for the Lightweights of EBW! Wassup tosses him back in. Wassup follows him and sets him in the wheelbarrow. Big suplex? No! Wassup hits a wheelbarrow stungun across the top rope! His throat right across the top rope! That’s gotta be it! 1-2, he kicks out!

Wassup is really starting to second guess himself. He needs to focus completely. Fbkid with a low dropkick catches Wassup in the back of the knee and Wassup went face-first into the middle turnbuckle! Fbkid is quickly up to the top, and he’s got a look in his eye. Wassup is stumbling backwards out of the corner. Fbkid leaps… OH MY GOD!!! I have never seen anything like that!!! A Shooting Star Press which ended with a DDT! The SSP-DT!!! Here’s the cover! 1-2-3!!! (Bell rings)

Winner and NEW EBW Lightweight Champion- Fbkid

Joe: Wow! That is one of the most incredible moves I’ve ever seen! I can’t put into words how amazing that is! New Champion crowned here at No Recovery, and they pulled out all the stops to make this the match of the year candidate! I’d hate to have to follow that up!

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(Camera cuts to JD in the EBW General Manager’s Office with the GM & the EBW Heavyweight Champion.)

JD: I am here with two of the four men who will step inside the Hell Cage. Guardian of the Galaxy, I’d like to start with you.

GOTG: I’m going to make this short and sweet. I am the Champion. I am the most dominate Champion EBW has ever seen. I am not scared of the cage. I’m not worried about “the prophecy.” And I’m damn sure not worried about someone I’ve already beaten, 1-2-3, in the middle of the ring. I have no worries, because this belt right here (holds up the title), this says I’m the best in the world! And I am going to prove that, tonight!

JD: Thanks Champ! Paul, your time as GM of EBW has been mired in controversy. From the beginnings of the Agents of Chaos, to the disrespect you have shown toward the CEO David Funk, to the way you handled yourself at the Congressional Hearing, it has become difficult to gauge what you will do. As a man who always has something to say, what are your thoughts heading into the very torture device you created for the EBW Championship match?

Paul: Difficult to gauge? I beg to differ. I have no qualms about this match. I figured Dave would try to “punish” me for some of the things I've done. I’m not surprised Dave placed me in this match. He has always been one for irony. But I think everyone has learned not to count me out. I've heard that I'm a planner, a schemer if you will. But to be honest, I'm nothing of the sort. I'm just a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with it if I ever caught it! If you think Guardian doesn't have a game plan going into this, you're either crazy, stupid, or David Funk.

JD: The Boss isn't going to like that!

Paul: Why should I care? What more can he do to me? He's sending me into my own creation. This match is going to be dangerous, barbaric, savage. We will revert to animalistic instincts in that cage. We will bleed; our bodies will be riddled with permanent reminders of this night. But the best reminder will be when I step into this Office after the match and the EBW Heavyweight Championship is still in the possession of the AOC.

JD: One final question, for the both of you. If it comes down to Paul vs. Guardian in the cage, who wins?

(They pause, smile, and both take a long look at the EBW Championship belt.)

Paul: Like I said, animalistic instincts will take over. At that point, which it is not a matter of if, may the better man win.

GOTG: Couldn’t have said it better myself, Boss.

(Guardian leaves, but smacks Paul on the back before he goes. Paul goes back to reading a contract on his desk, but takes a short look towards his ring attire and as the camera prepares to cut away, sighs.)

(Camera goes back to the arena)
Sabre: We're back on BWE's Pay-For-View, No Recovery! Our next match has been brewing for a long time, but it wasn't until April of this year as to who was causing the problems for Fragnoli. Then, to the shock of everyone, Pro Players calling themselves the NCAA(No Cheaters Are Allowed) led by Alex Rodriguez(A-Rod) made their presence felt on the last BWE Throwdown! show in Kuching, Malaysia. It was there that A-Rod told the world of the supposed curse put on fragnoli saying he will NEVER win the BWE Championship! Fragnoli's flight to Malaysia was canceled, and he lost his chance to compete in the the Money in the Blog match we had earlier in the night. So is there a curse on fragnoli? He has a chance to prove otherwise tonight as he faces Major League Baseball All-Star Alex Rodriguez!
(Bell sounds)
Ring announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! It is a special grudge match!
(Alex Rodriguez' music hits)
(The Natural Music hits as he comes to the ring)
Ring announcer: Introducing first from Miami, Florida! He's a MLB MVP and multi-time All-Star that is one of the best players in the game today! Currently playing for the New York Yankees! This is A-Rod, Alex Rodriguez!
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre: No shock here in Dallas that A-Rod isn't liked considering it wasn't that long ago he played for the local Texas Rangers team. Fans still haven't forgotten his days here and the record-breaking contract he signed with them. Tonight, they're hoping to get their money's worth by seeing him lose in front of the soldout crowd!
(Fragnoli's music hits)
Ring announcer: And his opponent! From the great state of Vermont! He's a BWE Blog of Famer and legendary member in the Sporting News community! This is fragnoli!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: Big-time ovation for fragnoli here! I really wonder how and why his luck went from good to bad in a year because I still am not buying this "curse" he has on him! I hope the luck will turn around in a big way because he's long overdue to beat the fool out of someone now!
(Fragnoli pulls A-Rod's feet from under him and to the outside of the ring)
Sabre: Frag isn't wasting anytime going after A-Rod! What a right-hand by fragnoli that sends A-Rod down on the outside! Frag is enraged and he's been wanting to get his hands on A-Rod since he costed him a spot in the Money in the Blog Ladder match! Frag throws A-Rod shoulder-first into the steel steps on the outside! The ref is trying to pull fragnoli off, and start this match! Frag is beating the fool out of A-Rod! The bell has not even rang yet! Frag has grabbed a steel chair at ringside! Oh my! A-Rod was nearly beheaded by fragnoli with that chair! A-Rod just nailed Frag with an uppercut baseball swing with his hands to the face! They're still battling on the outside of the ring....now A-Rod throws Frag into the ring!
(Bell sounds)
Sabre: Finally this match is underway as A-Rod uses a feet-first slide to take down Frag again followed by a kick to the face! A-Rod is in control of things and drops a knee to the face of Frag! 1-2-but Frag kicks out! It will take much more than that to keep Frag down! A-Rod backs Frag into the corner, and delivers another uppercut swing to the face! Whipped into the far corner! A-Rod follows that up with an elbow to the face of Frag! Whipped into the far corner again, but A-Rod runs into a kick to the gut followed by a DDT from Frag! 1-2-but A-Rod kicks out of that! Frag picks A-Rod back up, and slams him head-first into the turnbuckle! A-Rod is dazed, and Frag with another big-time right hand! Both men are up, and Frag hits a clothesline on A-Rod! 1-2-but A-Rod kicks out of that! Frag goes for another clothesline, but A-Rod catches him in a powerslam! 1-2-but Frag kicks out! A-Rod with another feet-first kick to the face of Frag! A-Rod continues to kick away now at Frag! A-Rod uses another uppercut swing to keep Frag down! Now he's kicking away at him again! A-Rod slams Frag's head down to the mat! Frag is in trouble here, and A-Rod can sense he's got him where he wants him! A-Rod climbs the top rope! I'm not sure that's a good idea! He's waiting for Frag to get up! A-Rod comes off, but Frag nailed him in the stomach with a drop kick! Both men are down! A-Rod is up first, and Frag blocks that uppercut swing this time with a right-hand of his own! He goes into the far ropes, but misses a flying bodypress as he goes to the outside of the ring! Frag is slow getting up as A-Rod is looking on! A-Rod with another feet-first slide, but Frag with a power slam on the arena floor! Frag slams A-Rod's head into the announce table!
(Manny Ramirez comes down to the ring)
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre: Hey wait just a minute! That's Manny Ramirez! He has no business being out here, and he was partly responsible for Frag and Mo losing on the previous Jakarta Encounter show! A-Rod with a kick to the gut as Frag was distracted by Manny! A-Rod is looking to run over Frag with the Home Plate Collision finisher(Running through the opponent shoulder-first while knocking them out)! He goes for it, but Frag counters with the Fragment finisher right on the announce table! And is luck would have it, he hit the finisher on the outside of the ring! Frag is trying to drag A-Rod in the ring, but he's out cold! Manny comes over with a clothesline on Frag! He throws Frag into the ring, and is kicking away at him as the ref is still checking on A-Rod! The ref comes in to break it up, and Frag nails him with right-hand as he goes flying to the outside! Frag goes into the ropes and leaps over the top rope onto Manny Ramirez(Huge Face POP)! He couldn't catch him on that one! Frag is waiting for Manny to get up again, but A-Rod with a loaded baseball glove to the back of Frag! I don't believe this! A-Rod nails Frag with the Home Plate Collision! 1-2-3! A-Rod wins it with help from Manny Ramirez! I don't believe this! Frag just can't buy a break right now!

Winner- Alex Rodriguez

Sabre: Everyone including myself was fully expecting Frag to get major revenge tonight, but the distraction and numbers game played against him once again! There you see A-Rod and Manny walking up the ramp as A-Rod won this match with a lot of help! No Cheaters Are Allowed my a$$! That's what this group does is cheat every which way they can!

No Recovery Pay-For-View Part 5 of 6 is continued on the next entry.

Backstage segment with Mr. D, Fragnoli vs A-Rod match, mojomike interview, and commercials written by David Funk.
EBW Lightweight Championship and guardian/Paul H interview written by Paul Huffaker.

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