BWE/EBW Jakarta EncounterTripzibit Resort in Jakarta, IndonesiaThe following presentation is rated R (For language and extreme violence)Viewer discretion is advised.Close captioning where it is available by pressing the CC button on your controller.Trust us, it's there.Now available in High Definition (HD)!Note: The matches are truly fictional and scripted. This show isn't meant to put any team, player, member, race, or culture down. This is just for fun, so if you don't like it then you have the right to read another blog. Being that I've written wrestling storylines and I'm familar with the business, I decided to create this. Again, this is scripted, so the outcome of the matches might not be what you expect in trying to put together entertainment for members and fans. Enjoy, and DO NOT take this seriously.(An opening video plays, highlighting the many transgressions of the
EBW General Manager Paul Huffaker, including costing
Lester’s Legends the EBW Title match at Blogger’s Rumble, the Women’s Title set-up, and finishing with the brass knuckles shot to
Miatay, all the while his announcement of the formation of the Agents of Chaos plays in between.)
(A special opening video plays highlighting the superstars of BWE & EBW!)
(The opening pyro begins as two red fireworks shoot up to the stage, setting off a massive pyro display that engulfs the stage in amazing color! Then, a pyro shoots across the rafters of the arena, falling into the ring to set off a second pyro display!)
(Camera cuts to a wide shot of the arena as the crowd is electric after the display.)
Joe Payne: Welcome to a special presentation of BWE & EBW! This is the Jakarta Encounter, live on Basic Bloganomics! What’s up everyone; I’m Joe Payne! I’ll be calling the action for EBW, and along with me is the one and only Sabre Blade!
Sabre: Thanks Joe! I will handle the play-by-play for BWE tonight, and we will bring you all the action you’ve come to expect from the leader in blog wrestling entertainment! Let’s go to the ring for our first…
(“Famous” by Puddle of Mudd hits as the Agents of Chaos interrupt, led by the EBW GM Paul Huffaker. The mood changes drastically as the crowd is now booing the AOC as they make their way to the ring. The
EBW Champion guardian of the galaxy holds his title aloft to antagonize the crowd even more, and
BWE Women’s Champion soadrules kisses her title, leaving a lipstick kiss mark on it.
Yankees3Fan7 is the most uncaring of all. He just stares towards the ring, almost ready to reach into the audience and attack one of the fans. As they get in the ring, the GM demands a microphone.)
Paul H: I want to let everyone know that Miatay is doing fine after her match against yours truly on
EBW UnCut. I kept my promise to her. She has had the finest medical attention at a hospital in The Philippines. I gave her a chance to back out of that match, and she declined. So I accept no responsibility for what happened to her. And thanks, Julie for keeping those knuxs handy!
As for tonight, I have a few announcements to make. First, I would like to announce that at No Recovery, there will be a Ladder match called Money in the Blog. 6 men will compete, 3 from BWE & 3 from EBW. Hanging above the ring will be a Blog Roll that is rolled up like a scroll. When opened, the scroll reveals a contract that guarantees the winner a Championship match whenever, wherever! And the first entrant from EBW is standing in this very ring! He is the man who will revolutionize the ladder match as you know it, Yankees3Fan7!
Y3F7: I’m going to make this simple so everyone here will understand; I am going to stop at nothing to get that contract. I am going to climb the ladder to get the contract. I am going to challenge the BWE Champion, and I am going to bring that title to EBW, so that we have both World Championships, and the Agents of Chaos prove to everyone that we are the most dominate faction ever assembled! It is not destiny; it is fate.
Paul: You guys in the ladder match are screwed! (laughs)
Julie: Sorry to interrupt Paul, but I wanted to know what my match is going to be. Considering loriebamafan is still on the shelf after being taken out by the WHFB a few months ago, and on
UnCut a few weeks ago poor Miatay met that powerful right hand of yours! (laughs) I don’t have an opponent. What are you going to do about that?
Paul: Julie, I have that all taken care of. I am happy to announce that at No Recovery, Julie aka Soadrules, will defend her Women’s Championship against T&R Girl in a rematch from UnCut last year!
Julie: I just hope that it doesn’t take a chop to pin my bff this time!
Paul: Just don’t use the finger poke! Vince Russo isn’t booking this place! Shifting gears, I would like to talk about the Congressional investigation regarding BWE’s use of underage performers. Like me or hate me, you cannot deny that I have complied with the investigators and truthfully answered all their questions. However, I can’t say the same for the BWE GM, who kept holding up the investigation. Well,
KDL finally decided to call it quits, and now BWE is GM-less. But this
Afrank Angle is hellbent on being the new GM so that he can “clean up both brands.” Well, that’s unacceptable, so Franky, get your ass out here now!
(The camera turns to the stage in anticipation of the Afrank Angle. The stage is empty, but when a familiar song plays through the arena, the crowd goes nuts!)
Sabre: Oh my God!!! The Boss is back!
BWE CEO David Funk is here! What an ovation!
(David Funk scans the crowd and smiles before his eyes come to rest in the ring on the AOC. His smile shrinks and he raises a microphone.)
Funk: Hey Paul! Looks like you called at the only gold medal winning blogger in BWE history! And, you got well....the boss instead. I'm not Tony Danza or Bruce Springsteen! I'm in fact the BWE CEO! So if anyone is going to be cleaning up both brands, YOU are looking at him!
(Huge Face POP)
Funk: First thing I'm going to talk about is the BWE Women's Title match at No Recovery! See Julie, it is true that your match with T&R Girl is signed in writing.
(Julie smiles)
Funk: But a match of this magnitude isn't just about one brand defending the gold amongst itself. So I'm adding to it. After all, it is the BWE Women's Title. So at the biggest PFV in BWE history, it will be the BWE Women's Champion soadrules defending the title against T&R Girl! And also defending the title against
SEC AU Growwwl and
texasadlerfan from
BWE Throwdown! I have another announcement regarding the No Recovery later tonight, but now it is time to talk about Jakarta Encounter!
(Julie is shocked and mad)
Funk: Oh you're mad now, Julie. I want to talk about tonight now! Well, you can actually put a smile on your face because Growwwl and Tex are here in Jakarta! So since T&R Guy as well as the EBW Lightweight Champion are here, and looked ready for in-ring competition, they are going to be teaming up with soadrules and T&R Girl against....Tex, Growwwl,
REIGNBLOOD, and
FBkid in the first ever inter-gender eight-man tag team match in BWE history!
(Huge Face POP)
(Now Funk looks directly at Paul)
Funk: Oh, but that isn't all. You seem ready for in-ring competition, Paul. You want to call out Afrank Angle, and think you're in charge in all of BWE? It is true that you are in the event the boss isn't here which makes you...well...no longer in charge of this show! Since you looked very impressive against a 95-pound woman in your last match(Funk is rolling his eyes now), it seems you're prepared for combat tonight!
(Paul is angry now)
Funk: Tonight, it will be you, guardian, teaming up with the EBW GM Paul Huffaker! Your opponents: The Phoenix and Lester's Legends!
(Huge Face POP)
Funk: I thought you would like that Paul! But before I get back to tending to real business backstage, I want to break off a little rap for ya!
"We've seen your power trip, and know what level you'll stoop,
But Julie helped you beat miatay, so we know who wears the pants in your group,
Your job isn't a game, and this isn't Magna Carta,
You don't have the night off - your in action in Jakarta,
Julie thought she got a free pass again to defend her title,
If she loses the belt, she can audition for American Idol!
I'm not Bruce Springsteen, but I'm your boss,
The BWE CEO is not one guy you want to cross,
For all you've done, you're lucky I've given you a pass,
Jakarta is looking forward to Lester and Phoenix kickin' your ass!"
(Huge Face POP)
Funk: Better lace up the boots and get ready Paul! And Julie, your match is next!
(Paul is stunned as is the rest of AOC as Funk walks away from the ring)
Ring Announcer: The opening contest of Jakarta Encounter is an 8-Person Mixed Tag Team Match, set for one fall! Already in the ring, the "Diva Dynasty," T&R Girl and the BWE Women's Champion Soadrules! Their tag team partners! T&R Guy! And from The Peach State of Georgia, he is the
EBW Lightweight Champion Wassup!
(The reluctant tag team partners hit the ring together, but for no apparent reason, T&R Guy seems to be trying the put over Wassup. He even goes so far as to thumb down the fans for booing him and says "Hey, that's the Champ!")
Ring Announcer: Introducing their opponents! First, representing Raider Nation, here is the man known as REIGNBLOOD! Along with him is the Fbkid!
(Reign is staring a hole through T&R Guy as he makes his way to the ring. Fbkid is more excited and his energy gets the crowd on their feet.)
Next, from Auburn, Alabama, she is the most ferocious tiger in the jungle, SEC AU Growwwl! And her partner, from the Lone Star State of Texas, Texasadlerfan!!!
(The divas of BWE are ready to fight as they hit the ring in a blaze, sights set on the "Diva Dynasty!"
8-Person Mixed Tag:"Diva Dynasty," T&R Guy, & Wassup vs. Reignblood, Fbkid, SEC AU Growwwl, & TexasadlerfanJoe Payne: This should be an interesting match as we have an 8-person intergender tag team match; several rivalries are heating up between members of the opposing teams. Reignblood and T&R Guy have been out for each other for a while, and the intensity of this rivalry is beginning to heat up. Fbkid will also be going up against Wassup for the Lightweight Championship at No Recovery, as well as a 4-way match for the BWE Women’s Championship between the four female participants in this match.
Sabre: Reignblood and Wassup start, and they lock up in the middle of the ring. Wassup tries to put Reignblood in a headlock, but he shoves him off. Wassup runs for the ropes and ducks a clothesline, off the ropes and gets powerslammed by Reignblood. Wassup scrambles to the corner to make the tag to Soadrules, and Reignblood tags Texasadlerfan. Texasadlerfan gives Soadrules an armdrag that leads into an armbar. Soadrules reverses by grabbing her by the hair and turning it into a DDT. Soadrules tags out to T&R Guy, who grabs Texasadlerfan and pulls her away from making the tag! Reignblood and Fbkid are infuriated with T&R Guy’s actions, and Reignblood tries to take a swing at him from the corner. T&R Guy looks like he wants a piece of Reignblood and Fbkid, and the referee breaks his grip on her to allow Fbkid to be tagged in. They start brawling and T&R Guy headbutts Fbkid and then slams his head into the corner! He then raises his leg and puts his boot in Fbkid’s face. SEC AU Growwwl runs over to that corner and rakes the eyes of T&R Guy!! T&R Guy looks like he is going to retaliate, and goes after her!! Reignblood jumps into the ring before T&R Guy can get his hands on SEC! And now everyone comes in to fight! The referee calls for the bell!! Reignblood and T&R Guy have to be separated by security!! You know that it is not over for these two, things are seriously picking up between them!
Winners- Match thrown out by RefereeBlog Commercial:What separates good from great? What makes a blogger elite? What makes someone a championship blogger and one who strives for the best in writing excellence? How does one define greatness? Basic Bloganomics presents the return of World Blogging Entertainment's Blog of Fame voting! WBE will have voting to determine the inductees for the 2009 Blog of Fame class! More details will be announced on the Basic Bloganomics network.(Camera cuts backstage to the AOC in a state of shock in the GM’s Office.)
Paul: Damnit! I thought you took him out! (Furiously, clears off his desk.)
Y3F7: I thought you wanted the other guy taken out. How the hell am I supposed to eliminate the CEO?
Paul: If I knew that, I wouldn't be in the ring tonight, now would I? I should have known he would screw up everything! Damn! I should have known he would pull something like that! Damn rapping poser! His freestyling makes me want to vomit! (Huge heel pop) Well, if Dave wants to play chicken, I’m putting myself in the driver’s seat. Spread the word, I am placing a bounty on the heads of Lester’s Legends & The Phoenix! I won’t have to compete if they don’t make it to the Main Event! 1,000,000 blog views to whoever eliminates those two!
Guardian: (While holding a lead pipe.) Don’t worry, boss. I’m going to finish what I started 6 months ago.
Joe: That doesn’t sound promising. Somebody’s gonna get hurt tonight. We will follow this story throughout the night here at the Jakarta Encounter.
Sabre: Switching gears, we have some great action, in-ring, tonight!
Ring Announcer: The next match is a Double Qualifying Match for the final two spots in the Money in the Blog Ladder Match at No Recovery! Introducing first,
3rdStoneFromTheSun!
(3rdStone makes his way to the ring in a flurry as he prepares for the match.)
Ring Announcer: And introducing his partner! Nacho Cheesing his way to the ring, here is
fanofreds!
(A big plate of nachos are served to the fans in the front row near the entrance ramp as fanofreds hands them out to his fans.)
Ring Announcer: Their opponents, first the owner of the e-Diner,
dking!
(Dking makes his way to the ring sporting a Phoenix Suns jersey which he tosses into the crowd as he poses in the ring.)
Ring Announcer: And his partner, from the Show Me State, this is
enova!
(Enova slaps hands with fans as he hits the ring. There is immediate tension in the ring between he and his partner, and it is plainly obvious.)
Sabre: Hey Joey, how can these two be partners when they look ready to tear each other apart?
Joe: I’m not sure. These two have had some great matches recently, and it was enova’s win over dking in the Falls Count Anywhere match at the Draft show that caused dking to be drafted to EBW in the first place! But let’s not hand the match to 3rdStone & FOF just yet. These two are not a long time tag team. How well can they work together?
Money in the Blog Double Qualifier:dking & enova vs. 3rdStoneFromTheSun & FanofredsSabre: It’s all about the Money in the Blog Ladder match at No Recovery! BTW, I am looking forward to calling that match with you, Joe. Can you imagine what risks those 6 men will take to get a guaranteed title shot?
Joe: No but we will see it one month from now in Texas! Dking & Enova can’t decide who will start the match. Now, they’re shoving each other. Remember what’s at stake guys! 3rdStone has had enough and he spins enova around and knocks him silly with a big right hand! A shot under the chin knocks him for a loop. Enova’s in the corner, trying to catch his breath, but 3rd wants to stay on the attack and he runs at him full speed with a huge clothesline!
Sabre: When your opponents reeling early you have to go after him. Nice shot to the gut there. Enova is begging off and he ducks under the bottom rope. Enova is on the outside desperate for a breath. But here comes 3rdStone over the top rope! What a Senton! Dking is trying to get involved. He’s not the legal man, but that doesn’t really matter on the outside. A big chop by dking sends 3rdStone back a step. Enova trips up 3rd and he falls to the mat.
Joe: Fanofreds seems to be unhappy with the 2 on 1 of his partner. He’s moving quick, and he comes across the ring and slides out with a dropkick to dking! FOF is laying in on dking as the ref’s 10 count has reached 6. FOF throws his partner in but enova slides in also! The ref is separating fanofreds & dking here in front of us, and that little moment is giving enova a chance to bend the rules a bit.
Sabre: If this is bending I don’t want to see breaking! Enova just pulled 3rdStone in between the top & 2nd turnbuckle sending his shoulder into the steel ring post! And now he’s pulling off the protective padding from the top turnbuckle! That exposes the steel bolt that holds the ropes in place. 3rd’s grabbing his injured shoulder and he needs to make the tag. That’s not going to happen right now though. Enova tags in dking. They begin to isolate 3rdStone. Shot to the shoulder there. And now an arm wrench. Just working that arm. This is a very painful move and it’s also very simple. Don’t believe me? Find one of your buddies and tell them to grab your arm and twist. Hurts like hell!
Joe: Out of the arm wrench, dking has yanked hard and 3rd’s on the ground just crawling toward his corner. Fanofeds is doing all he can to get this capacity crowd on their feet and willing 3rd to the tag. But that sick leg drop across the bad shoulder stops all the momentum! My God, that could have separated his shoulder! What’s he thinking?
Sabre: He’s thinking the gold at the end of the rainbow is that title shot he’s going to win at No Recovery! Is that a vise? Yes it is! Great submission move here known by some fans as the anaconda vise used by WWE’s CM Punk! He’s bending the arm and then pulling on the head at the same time! He may tap out here! He’s reaching for the ropes. He’s so close but he’s not close enough!
Joe: Fanofreds has had enough as he kicks dking in the back of the head, which breaks the hold! The ref admonishes FOF, but that was enough to get things going in his direction. FOF is holding out for the tag!
Sabre: Dking makes the tag to enova!
Joe: And there’s the tag to fanofreds! Here we go! Big clothesline by FOF! And a chop! Then a shot to dking to knock him off the apron! FOF is on fire! Enova’s in the corner, and FOF is stomping him hard! He’s gonna stomp a hole through the poor man! FOF takes time to get the crowd cheering him on, but it was too much time as enova’s back up and he whips FOF into the ropes. Dking tries to smack FOF but misses. Fanofreds springs off the middle rope and catches enova with a specatacular spinning DDT! WOW!!! Cover! 1-2-3! What a move!
Winners and the Final Qualifiers for Money in the Blog at No Recovery- fanofreds & 3rdStoneFromTheSunJoe: The match is set for No Recovery! It will be Money in the Blog Ladder Match! 3 Superstars from BWE- Philly The Kid,
lanz1, &
ztw0; 3 Superstars from EBW- Yankees3Fan7, fanofreds, & 3rdStoneFromTheSun, will compete to be the first to grab the scroll hanging above the ring which will guarantee its holder a title shot at either the BWE or EBW Champion whenever he chooses!
Sabre: Sorry to interrupt the hard sell there, Joe. But it looks like some fireworks are about to explode here!
Joe: Thanks. That shoving match earlier between dking & enova is intensifying! And there they go! They are trading punches as EBW Officials try to separate them! Dking is loose and he spears enova to the ground and fires off a few fists! They are brawling all the way to the back! We’re going to try to get a camera on this and see if these two can be separated.
(Camera cuts backstage to Lester's Legends in the locker room with The Phoenix.)
Lester: Look, I don't know what your prophecy is all about. And I really could care less at this point. All that matters to me is making it to the main event tonight and finally getting my hands on the no good bastards who cost me the title. So with this bounty crap going on, I figure if we work together, we can squash the bounty hunters and get to business.
Phoenix (Looking at him with contempt): You worry about championships? They tried to end my career, my life, and all you care about is a golden belt? I am going to destroy the Agents of Chaos. I will take them apart one by one until just the champion is standing, and then I will take my time in eliminating him. And I will not just eliminate him from EBW; I will eliminate his entire existance! While I may not appreciate your methods, I must agree that we are both in serious danger if anyone tries to fulfill the bounty. I will help you until the main event. Then, you are on your own.
(They shake hands to seal the deal. As they turn to leave, however, the door to the locker room bursts open and Troll of Famer comes after Lester with a steel chair! Lester ducks and Troll destroys a lamp. He then takes a shot at Phoenix, but misses and clangs the chair off the closest locker. The chair falls to the floor, and Troll charges at the two. Unfortunately, he forgot about the chair, which he slips on and falls face-first onto knocking him out cold.)
Lester: That was stupid.
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Joe: I think our friends at PCW might take offense to that, but we will cross the bridge when we get there. Let's go to the ring for our next match!
Ring Announcer: This next match is by order of EBW General Manager Paul Huffaker. Introducing first, from the Jersey shore, here is Yankees3Fan7!
(Y3F7 is nearly licking his lips in anticipation of the upcoming match.)
Ring Announcer: His opponent, from Los Angeles, California, here is the man of purple & gold,
LakerKev!
Yankees3Fan7 vs. LakerKevJoe Payne: LakerKev makes his way to the ring, but it is apparent that he is in no condition to fight, as he is currently injured and almost being sacrificed at
EBW UnCut! Y3F7 wastes no time and goes to work on Kev, throwing shots at him in the corner as the bell rings! He then picks him up, and gives him a scoop-slam in the middle of the ring. Y3F7 picks him up again, and Kev fights back! They trade blows, but eventually Y3F7 gets the upper hand. He begins throwing punches at him in the corner! Y3F7 throws him into the ropes and gives Kev a powerslam. He goes for the pin, and only gets 2! How can Kev withstand this? Y3F7 easily picks him up, and gives him a cutter! He pins him and gets the 1-2-3!
Winner- Yankees3Fan7(Camera cuts backstage to Lester hanging out with some of the production crew. Reignblood calls his name and he walks toward him. Someone comes out of nowhere and charges at Lester. Lester sneezes, and the unlucky guy goes sailing right past Lester, into the side of a garbage dumpster. He appears to be knocked out from the impact. Lester smiles at the camera and grabs a can of red spray paint. He marks the guy as damaged and destroyed with the spray paint, then tosses him into the dumpster and slams the lid.)
Joe: It's getting crazy around here, just the way we like it in EBW!
Sabre: I call gimmick infringement! We'll be back in just a moment!
Blog Commercial:If you want a new sports blog from an aspiring sports writer? Then Clayton Terry has you covered! Get his take on the sports world by stopping by his blog! Clayton Terry's Sports Blog: Personal Columns Regarding the Most Recent Sports Topics!(The Phoenix is shown backstage looking for someone. He bumps into a tall individual wearing sunglasses and doesn't seem to notice.)
Guy: Hey! Are you The Phoenix?
Phoenix: Yeah, who are you?
Guy: Me? I'm the Bounty Hunter!
Phoenix: You mean Dog?
Guy: No, that's a registered trademark! I'm the lesser known Dawg, the Bounty Hunter. And your bounty has come up!
Phoenix: Alright, fine. Can you just meet me in here in a minute, I need to go take out a life insurance policy.
(Dawg is led through a door and goes inside. Phoenix shuts the door, revealing it to be a broom closet! He locks the door and blocks it with a garbage dumpster that he drags in front of it.)
Phoenix: Sucker.
Ring Announcer: This next contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from the Philippines now residing in Soderham, Sweden! One of the hottest Pinay bloggers on the internet,
Maxi!
(Maxi brings the sold out crowd to their feet as she makes her way to the ring!)
Ring Announcer: Her partner, from The Darkness,
Twinks Blogula!
(The lights go out in the arena as a single spotlight shines on the stage to follow the arrival of the vampire known as Twinks. She appears to be drooling blood from the corners of her mouth. Once in the ring, Twinks whispers something to Maxi, but her reaction cannot be seen as it’s too darn dark in the arena!)
Ring Announcer: And their opponents, two of the members of the organization known as the WHFB, We Hate Female Bloggers!
(WHFB’s music hits as the crowd is already booing the WHFB before they can even come out! After a minute or so, no one has come out. The ref sends a producer to the back to see what’s going on, but Twinks grabs a microphone from the scared ring announcer.)
Twinks: … (The blood continues to drool from her mouth, and several fans in the front row are growing nervous as she appears ready to pounce. Maxi takes the mic cautiously from Twinks.)
Maxi: Umm… Gosh, gosh, I’m not sure how to say this, so let me just try to say it. Twinks just told me the WHFB won’t be making it out here for the match. I’m sad because I wanted to put on a show for all the BWE fans! But that won’t be the case tonight. I’m sorry for that. I guess we will have to make our official BWE debuts another time.
(Camera cuts to the ThrowdownTron and the producer who was sent backstage to find the WHFB. He’s with
JDIN827 who is relaying back info to the fans.)
JD: We found the WHFB! And they’re knocked out! They are unresponsive! We don’t know what happened. Are those bite marks on their neck?
(Camera cuts to a shot of Twinks Blogula, but the lights go out! When they come back on, Twinks is gone and seems to have vanished into thin air!)
Sabre: Where did Twinks Blogula go? She’s not a real vampire, is she?
(The Phoenix is seen walking out of the locker room. Suddenly, an metal crate comes roaring past him on wheels, completely missing him! Phoenix looks to see who tried to take him out, but no one is there.)
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Lyla Fitri,
Obing, and
Flo Li at ringside checking out the action)
Sabre: What a night so far, and there you see some of Indonesia's favorite bloggers at ringside enjoying the action!
Ring Announcer: Our next match is a 10-Man Tag Team Match, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, Chris Littman, Spencer Hall, Dan Shanoff, Large Larzelere, and Dan Steinberg! They are
The Sporting Blog!
(Lukewarm response for the TSB as they make their way to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Their opponents, whose combined weight would make Yokozuna look small by comparison!, the team of
Kenny Kumar, Blue Monkey,
"The World's Most Dangerous Blogger" hdiaz,
wiltfongjr, &
the MadMan!
(Great face pop for the 5 as they make their way to the ring, strategizing how best to handle 10 men in the same match.)
10-Man Tag:TSB vs. Kumar, Monkey, hdiaz, wilfongjr, & MadManSabre: Probably not good for TSB that “The World’s Most Dangerous Blogger,” hdiaz is starting the match for his team. I can’t be sure who’s starting the match for Team TSB. To be honest, I don’t think it really matters because hdiaz is looking to beat the fool out of someone tonight! There’s the bell, and here we go! Wow! Hdiaz just sidestepped the charge and quickly locked in the rear naked choke! That was so quick we barely had time to see it!
Joe: He’s really cinched in that hold! Sabre, the poor guy’s face is turning purple! He better tap out, or hdiaz won’t have to release the hold!
Sabre: TSB has had enough and they are in to kick hdiaz in the head, hoping to break the hold. Here comes Kenny Kumar with a big clothesline on two TSB’ers! MadMan hops in with wiltfongjr as does the Blue Monkey and all hell has broken loose! I didn’t expect the ref to keep this match together long, and he didn’t last 5 freaking minutes! Great job, ref. The bell is ringing, but it’s not stopping this all-out brawl that has unleashed here! There is action all over ringside as Kenny Kumar is beating the fool out of one TSB member! Another is taking shots at wiltfongjr. Two TSB’ers are double teaming hdiaz with one kicking him in the head, the other grabs his arm and is twisting as hard as possible. What the hell is going on in the ring? Oh my!!! Blue Monkey Suicide Dive through the ropes onto everybody!!! This crowd is going crazy for the insane Monkey of Blue!!! That was sick! Let’s see it again! Hdiaz leads his team into the ring as they have taken care of The Sporting Blog tonight! And it doesn’t get any easier for TSB. They have to face Karmic Boomerang & The Ultimate Blogger in just one month at No Recovery!
Winners- Referee Throws Out Match(Lester is talking on his AT&T cell phone when he recieves a text message from an anonymous sender.)
Lester (Reading the message aloud): Turn around and take it like a man?
(Lester turns around and stares into the face of the Blogsniper. Before the Blogsniper can do anything, however, a train of golf carts comes through and runs him over!)
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Funk: Yeah, you will be in the ring. I will file lawsuits if you don't show. Good bye.
(Funk hangs up the phone)
(Maxi and Twinks walk in)
Maxi: Hi blugging 'd!
Twinks: Hi DF!
(They all hug before Funk gets serious)
Funk: I just signed two of the biggest matches ever for No Recovery! The World's Most Dangerous Blogger hdiaz, wiltfongjr, and MadMan vs T-O, Ocho Cinco, and Plaxico Burress!
(Huge Face POP)
Maxi: Gosh, gosh. Yep, that's big blugging 'd.
Funk: Plus, Kenny Kumar and the Blue Monkey Disco Party vs Tony Romo and Jason Witten!
(Huge Face POP))
Twinks: Why are we in here?
Funk: OK Twinks, you have crossed the boss! What have I told you about that? I don't like WHFB at all, but this was supposed to your debuts tonight!
Twinks: Oh no, I made DF mad!
Funk: Yeah, I am. But as much as you ruined the match for you and Maxi, you two will be in the ring at No Recovery! And if you make them unresponsive this time, I will make sure your bosses at your two jobs know about it is that you do in your spare time here! However, I am going to make it fair. At No Recovery in a No Rules, No DQ match, it will be...all four members of We Hate Female Bloggers versus Maxi and Twinks. And....
Twinks: No fair! You can't do that!
Funk: I just did. I wasn't finished with what I was saying! It will be Maxi and Twinks teaming up
DJ Tammy and....
Ria Stevenson, who will return to the U.S. by then! It's an 8-person No Rules, No DQ match! Anything goes! I think the Pinay Bombshells can win!
Maxi: Gosh, blugging 'd! I don't know about that!
Funk: You were passed the Smart Blogger Award, right? And for you blugging me, you should feel grateful the sides are evened up! The match has no rules, but I'm sure you can come up with something to combat the evil WHFB!
Twinks: So I can make them unresponsive! Yay!
Funk: Yeah, during the match but not before! Don't cross the boss again! Have I made myself clear?
Twink: Sir, yes sir! No more crossing the boss!
Maxi: But I'm still going to blug you!
Funk: I suggest you two get going, and don't make anyone else unresponsive tonight, OK?
(Maxi and Twinks look serious until the leave the office not wanting to laugh in front of the CEO)
(Camera cuts to a wide shot of the sold out arena!)
Sabre: Those are three huge matches just made by The Boss for No Recovery! The biggest supercard in blog wrestling history keeps getting bigger by the second!
Ring Announcer: Our next match is a tag team match! Introducing first, from the Northeastern United States, the man known as Fragnoli!!!
(Fragnoli gets a big face pop as he comes to the ring. He hesitates getting into the ring, but gets in and poses for the fans.)
Ring Announcer: His partner is the BWE Heavyweight Champion! The owner and proprietor of Mo’s Tavern. Here’s is Mo Morrissey!
(The Champ comes out to a huge face pop and proudly displays the BWE Championship as he makes his way to the ring, where he shakes hands with his tag team partner and they talk over the match.)
Ring Announcer: Their opponents! First, from Portland, Oregon, he is the winner of the 2009 Blogger’s Rumble match,
mojomike!
(Mojomike comes out to a huge face pop and appears ready to fight as he is staring straight ahead at the BWE Champion.)
Ring Announcer: His tag team partner! Also from Portland, Oregon, here is the
Karmic Boomerang!(Karmic quickly makes his way to the ring, to the delight of the crowd.)
Tag Match:Mo & Fragnoli vs. Mojomike & Karmic BoomerangSabre: Mojomike could not have picked a better tag partner for his match! This match has an East vs. West feel to it and it is a nice wrinkle to this huge tag team match for BWE. There’s the bell and we are underway! It will be the Champion Mo Morrissey starting off against Mojomike. What a way to preview next month’s No Recovery! They stand toe to toe. A lot of jawing here. There’s the first punch! They exchange blows. Mo with an irish whip into the ropes. Back comes Mike, and he eats a clothesline! Down to the mat with a leg drop from the champion. Followed by a quick stomp to the gut. Mo grabs the left leg and yanks it up toward Mike’s head. That’s going to sting in the morning!
Joe: You ain’t kidding! Mo’s doing a great job starting this match by getting Mike grounded and immobile. But in doing so, he may have just revealed his gameplan for that big BWE Championship match at No Recovery. This could turn out to be a huge mistake!
Sabre: You’re right. Mo makes the tag to Fragnoli, who comes off the ropes with an elbow drop. He drags Mike to his feet and it appears to be a DDT he’s going for, but Mike punches his way out and hits a nice neckbreaker on Fragnoli! Frag backs into the corner, but Mike is right there with a spear! That took the air right out of Frag. Mike’s beating the fool out of Fragnoli in the corner, and here comes the most incompetent referee I have ever seen as he is stupid enough to get in between a focused Mojomike & a down on his luck Fragnoli. Frag tries to turn the momentum, but Mike was ready with a knife-edge chop! Wooooo! Now another! And a third!
Joe: Frag’s chest will be as red as a beet tomorrow! Frag is in trouble early. He needs to get Mo back in there as his gameplan against Mojomike was much better than Frag’s. I guess the “Fragnoli Curse” strikes again.
Sabre: Oh I’m not buying that crap for a second! Everyone has rough streaks. But the man’s not cursed! MLB star Alex Rodriguez was behind all of Fragnoli’s misfortunes! But frag gets a chance at revenge next month at No Recovery. Let’s see if ARod can handle misfortune, because Fragnoli will be ready to give ARod what every baseball fan has wanted to for too long, a shot right in the mouth to finally shut him up! Mike with a scoop slam, and then a stomp to the head. That gets Frag back on is feet quickly, and he just ate the most sudden superkick I have ever seen! Cover! 1-2, but Mo comes in to break up the pin! Mike throws Frag into the corner and tags in Karmic! The KB comes in, and Mike wants to help inflict the pain as and KB hit a double suplex!
Joe: It takes a lot of strength to lift a man like that, and even more strength to do it when he’s weakened. Great athleticism there. KB really wants to show TSB what he can do tonight, so that they know not to take him lightly at No Recovery. And don’t forget the Ultimate Blogger! He had a tremendous showing at our last PFV, Blogger’s Rumble, in the titular match. Nice European Uppercut by KB, which he follows with a back suplex.
Sabre: KB is going to show he’s not a one-dimensional fighter here as he goes for an ironic Boston Crab submission! The pain is etched on frag’s face as Mo cheers him to the ropes to break the hold! KB is really applying the pressure here! Frag’s got his fingertips on the bottom rope; just a little more and no! KB quickly pulls him back to the center of the ring while still locking in the crab! Great ring presence by KB.
Joe: Mo’s growing anxious on the apron, and here he comes in as kicks KB in the back of the head to break the hold! That’s one way to break a submission!
Sabre: If Mo had not been there, Frag would have had to tap out. The pain was evident. Dropkick by KB, and Frag sails out of the ring. Mo is down there trying to help Fragnoli regroup. The match not going to their favor thus far. Frag’s back in, and he tags in Mo Morrissey. Mo wants Mojomike, but Karmic Boomerang says “Let me show what I got, Champ!” They tie up, into a test of strength. KB has the advantage, but Mo gets a second wind and takes the advantage away. KB turns the tide with a Monkey Flip! Nice counter! Into the mounted position and beating the fool out of Mo! The Champ is forced to cover up to defend himself. KB off the ropes and comes back with a knee drop across the face. There’s a nasty bruise waiting to form. Mo checks his head trying to shake the knee drop. KB with a boot to the face. KB tosses Mo into the corner and tags in the #1 Contender for the BWE Title at No Recovery.
Joe: Off the ropes comes Mo, but he runs into a double hip toss, followed by a double elbow drop, and then back to back leg drops! Great combination there! Cover, 1-2 but Fragnoli with a low dropkick to the face of Mojomike breaks the pin! Mo needs to get the tag!
Sabre: Mo’s crawling towards the corner as Mike tags in KB. And there’s the tag to Fragnoli! There’s a big time clothesline! And a should tackle! Now he sets up KB and drops him with a piledriver! 1-2-kick out! I thought he had him there! Frag shoots KB into the ropes, but KB comes back with a flying forearm smash! KB is starting to feel the change in momentum! Wait a second? What are they doing here? The Sporting Blog is coming down to the ring! They will face Karmic Boomerang & the Ultimate Blogger at No Recovery! KB sees them and it looks like a 5-on-1 beating may ensue. Wait! Fragnoli is charging towards KB, but KB elevates him over the top rope and out of the ring, onto TSB! He took out TSB with using his opponent as a weapon!
Joe: Innovative offense from Karmic Boomerang! It’s ingenuity like that which will make him tough to prepare for. The Sporting Blog is going to have its hands full in Dallas, TX at No Recovery!
Sabre: The ref is counting on Fragnoli, and he’s up to 5. Something’s wrong with the Tron. The screen is malfunctioning. Hey wait! That’s Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yankees! And he’s with Manny Ramirez of the Los Angeles Dodgers! What are they doing here? They aren’t speaking; just taunting Fragnoli. Frag has just seen them and he’s heading up the ramp. Mo’s shouting to him “You’re the legal man!” as the ref is at 8! Fragnoli realizes the match is still going on and he’s on a dead sprint towards the ring! 9! He’s almost there, but damn! He tripped over the TSB members he laid out just moments ago! 10! (Bell rings)
Winners by countout- Mojomike & Karmic BoomerangSabre: You want to talk about unfortunate circumstances? Fragnoli was right there, but the distraction on the Tron and the bodies laying around just cost Fragnoli & Mo Morrissey this match.
Joe: Chalk that one up to the “Fragnoli Curse!” Fragnoli had best find a way to change his luck quickly or it’s going to a very rough night for him against ARod at No Recovery!
Sabre: Like I said before, I don’t believe Fragnoli’s cursed, but I’m starting to believe he’s very unlucky. The ref hands Mo the BWE Title, but Mo & Mojomike are staring each other dead in the middle of the ring. It’s all about the BWE Championship at No Recovery!
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JD: Thanks Joe! I’m here with one of the four men who will compete in the Ultimate Hell Cage match at No Recovery, Lester’s Legends!
(Lester steps into camera shot, smiling but alert of anyone trying to cash in on the bounty.)
JD: Lester, we all the obstacles you’ve faced on the road to No Recovery, how do you feel about being just one month away from the biggest event in the history of blog wrestling?
Lester: Well JD, I’m pissed off! See I came to EBW to be the best. To be the best champion this brand has ever seen. Then I have to deal with this Agents of Chaos BS, and tonight I have to team up with one my opponents at No Recovery because the GM puts a bounty on our heads? I’m glad that Paul did all this, because I’m more pissed off than I have ever been in my life! But No Recovery is what this business is all about and I’m ready for it!
I’m gonna whip a man’s ass at No Recovery! Then another man’s ass! Then another! And when I get my hands on Paul, I gonna whip that man’s ass too! I don’t care how much ass I have to whip, when that bell rings in Texas at No Recovery next month you’re looking at ass kicker #1 and more importantly, you are looking at the new EBW Heavyweight Champion!
JD: There’s gonna be a lot of ass kicking at No Recovery if Lester has anything to say!
(Camera cuts to the announcer's table.)
Sabre: Well Joe, it looks like the bounty has been fruitless. And with bounty hunters like that, I'm not surprised!
Joe: And the GM is going to be competing at right now in our Main Event!
Ring Announcer: It is now time for our Main Event! It is a tag team match, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, representing the Agents of Chaos! From Elyria, Ohio, the EBW General Manager Paul Huffaker! And from the Sunshine State, the EBW Heavyweight Champion Guardian of the Galaxy!
(The leaders of the AOC make their way to the ring calmly, but carefully. Paul seems preoccupied with his AT&T cell phone, hoping for news that the bounty has been fulfilled. Guardian is firmly clutching the championship, afraid it might slip away if he loosens his grip.)
Ring Announcer: And introducing their opponents! First, rising from the ashes, here is The Phoenix!
(The Phoenix rises through the fire on stage and steps through to a big face pop. He moves silently, but his actions are deliberate as he never takes his gaze from the AOC.)
Ring Announcer: And his partner, from Minnesota, he is The Man, The Myth, the Lester’s Legends!
(Lester comes out to a huge face pop! As he makes his way down the aisle, however, the fans try to warn him but…)
Joe: What the hell? That’s
jaysfan! He’s not supposed to be here! A cheap shot from behind and down goes Lester. Damnit! He’s stomping away at Lester! Somebody get out here and stop this!
Sabre: He’s beating the fool out of Lester here! That bounty really sweetened the pot. I wonder how this will affect the Congressional investigation?
Joe: Who cares??? Right now, Lester’s Legends is being ambushed by a little punk! I smell a damn setup.
Sabre: You may be right, Joe. Paul’s directing Guardian to get a steel chair which he tosses to jaysfan. My lip-reading may not be as good as it once was, but I believe Paul told jaysfan this is his initiation.
Joe: That can’t be right. He’s not even under contract to EBW! Oh my God! Jaysfan just took a Major League caliber swing, and connected with a shot to Lester’s head!
Sabre: Why is The Phoenix not helping his tag team partner? The title match is at No Recovery, not here in Jakarta! What a wicked chair shot there!
Joe: Phoenix is standing there watching, almost encouraging the beatdown! A third chair shot finally floors Lester, who had been slumped against the guard rail. And that last shot seems to have busted Lester wide open. Jaysfan has some evil intentions as he drags Lester’s broken body towards the ring. Where is he going?
Sabre: Up to the top rope. This crowd is really giving it to him, and it looks like he’s going for the T-DOT. Wait, he’s not going to do it! He’s coming down and he’s looking over Lester, as he reaches up to get to his feet.
Joe: There are consequences for your actions, jaysfan! Oh no, a slap right across the face as the AOC is smiling smug in the ring. I don’t know what metamorphosis jaysfan has underwent, but he has gone from a respectable young man to an arrogant jackass! Jaysfan is dragging him to his feet, and he’s got Lester goozled. Oh, what a sick backbreaker, as he drives Lester across jaysfan’s knee, and then pulls him quickly into a sick faceplant! That must be the Cold Snap move he raving about on his blog! What a sick move!
Sabre: There’s not much left of Lester! How are we going to have a match?
Joe: Good question, partner. We are going to sort this out and have the answer after this commercial break!
Blog Commercial:Coming in June to Basic Bloganomics is the Pay-For-View spectacular No Recovery presented by BWE Promotions! Watch as BWE & EBW Championships are defended and much more! Stars from BWE and EBW will in action as the biggest PFV in BWE Promotions comes to you live in June from T-Sad Motor Speedway in Dallas, Texas! Talk to your local service provider about No Recovery in your area and order it now!Joe: Welcome back to the Jakarta Encounter! During the commercial break, the EBW General Manager was demanding this match be started. Unfortunately for The Phoenix, Lester’s Legends was stretchered away after that sickening attack by jaysfan. There’s actually a puddle of blood where Lester was left to lay after the Cold Snap move that put Lester down for good.
Sabre: The AOC’s goal tonight was to eliminate their opponents for the EBW Title. So far, they have eliminated Lester from any title hopes. I would imagine The Phoenix is next. This match is now a Handicap match. All the AOC needs to do now is pick apart The Phoenix. Then, they will have finished the job.
2 on 1 Handicap Match:guardian of the galaxy & Paul H v. The PhoenixJoe: We should not be surprised by this. The AOC has stopped at nothing to show their dominance. They have sneak attacked challengers in the parking lot. They have attacked women. They even attempted to behead a man. These offenses are criminal outside of the walls of EBW! And yet this sick piece of crap is getting away with it all!
Sabre: Umm… we’re supposed to be unbiased.
Joe: I know, but this whole thing just sucks! Just when it seems the AOC is losing it power grip on EBW, they do something so heinous to maintain that hold. The bell rings and here we go for our Main Event at the Jakarta Encounter! Guardian will start for the AOC. That smug look on the face of the EBW Champion will be wiped off next month when he is locked inside that barbaric steel cage where the goal will be complete annihilation of your opponents.
Sabre: Not just guardian, though. If I were The Phoenix or Lester, especially after tonight, I would want to strangle the life out of the EBW GM! They will be looking for any way to get their hands on him soon!
Joe: Guardian steps up and fires off a right hand. Phoenix seems unaffected, and lays in a left of his own! Back and forth they exchange hands, and they work their way into a neutral corner. Clean break out of the tie up in the corner, but guardian has the ref distracted and Paul just grabbed Phoenix by the head and dropped him across the top rope! Ref never saw it, so to him it didn’t happen, but there are 25, 249 fans in attendance who are not so politely calling the GM an asshole!
Sabre: You have to love our fans! They will tell you just what they think of you! And a great job by the ref, if he were out of place any further, he’d be in China! Suplex by guardian, which he follows with a stiff leg drop. First cover of the match gets a 2 count, and The Phoenix needs to quick plan a strategy in this 2 on 1 Handicap match. Guardian is keeping Phoenix grounded as he hits an elbow drop, and then puts a boot right in the gut. Phoenix is trying to roll out of the ring to catch a breather. But he gets caught under the bottom rope as gotg grabs his legs and slingshots him up into the bottom rope! I think that caught him right across the throat. Great strategy by the Agents of Chaos to try and cut off the oxygen to the brain.
Joe: Phoenix rolls out, but here comes Paul around the corner in the blind side of the ref. Phoenix turns around in time to eat a big boot from Paul! No stranger to controversy, the former “Rated R Blogger” takes a moment to taunt the sold out crowd. Paul wants more of The Phoenix and he pulls him to his feet. Wait! Phoenix was playing possum! What a jawbreaker on Paul! Get him!!! We’re watching the beginning of a well deserved beating that may very well culminate next month in Texas at No Recovery with The Phoenix becoming the new EBW Champion! Those lefts and rights are firing off so fast it’s almost machine-like! Phoenix is giving this crowd what they want! Paul’s back to his feet, and Phoenix grabs him by the hair and slams him face first into the ring steps! The steel is doing his complexion no favors. Again and one more time! Phoenix is dribbling Paul’s head off the ring steps like a basketball!
Sabre: What a brawl! Guardian has just noticed his boss is getting the fool beat out of him! But Phoenix is almost omniscient! He reaches into the ring and pulls gotg out by his legs. As he drops to the floor, gotg tastes the clothesline from The Phoenix! That’s not a good taste either! Phoenix is all fired up! He’s got both AOC members by the head and he slams them together! What a brutal noggin knocker! More fists flying from Phoenix who rolls back into the ring at 9 to break the ref’s 10 count. He wants to hurt these boys! Just let them fight, Ref!
Joe: Phoenix is on the run as the AOC struggles to its feet. He runs up the ring steps, almost springing off of them and OH MY GOD!!! He just hit a double flipping neckbreaker here at ringside!!! Flight of The Phoenix there, and this crowd is electric! We have to see that again on this instant replay sponsored by our friends on the Asian Invasion Tour, PCW (Political Championship Wrestling)! The ref is trying to get Phoenix in the ring to see if the Champion or the GM need medical help, and Phoenix poses for the live crowd in the ring. The ref is back in the ring trying to keep Phoenix from going out to continue the beating, but Phoenix doesn’t care as he tosses the ref to the side and heads out for more. Phoenix sticks his head through the ropes, and OH NO! A Con-chair-to! How the hell did they pull off the double chair shot to the side of the head?
Sabre: I think they took a page from Phoenix’s playbook and played possum to buy time to grab the chairs. And the damage is evident, as Phoenix just collapsed after the Con-chair-to. But the AOC is not looking great either. Guardian is practically carrying Paul over to their corner. If gotg would just crawl in and cover The Phoenix, this match would be over.
Joe: What the hell? Is that? It is! Lester’s Legends, blood damn near pouring out of the wound from earlier is coming to ring! And he’s got a steel chair! Referees and medical staff are trying to stop him, but he’s just throwing them off! He just dropped our doctor with a stunner! The Legend is coming to whip somebody’s ass! He’s not even getting on the apron, he gets in the ring and floors guardian with a chair shot! The ref is down from being thrown around earlier. Lester is attacking gotg with that chair! Now he sees Paul on the apron! Paul is running for his life! Lester is swinging wildly and he just took out a cameraman! There goes the timekeeper as well! Paul’s back in the ring, and Lester has finally cornered him! Paul is pleading for his life, but even he knows it’s too late for that, so he flips him the bird and waits for the final blow. Phoenix is back to his feet behind Paul as Lester swings the chair. Oh no! Paul ducked and The Phoenix was just leveled by the chair shot from Lester! Lester isn’t happy, and there’s a Stunner to Paul! Lester is leaving the ring, but not before another chair shot to the EBW Champion in front of our announcers table!
Sabre: What a mark left by Lester’s Legends! Four men are going to commit career suicide next month at No Recovery! Why is the ref counting?
Joe: Paul’s arm is draped across The Phoenix! You’ve got to be kidding me! 1-2-3!
Winners- Agents of Chaos (Paul H & guardian of the galaxy)Joe: When Lester dropped him with the Stunner, Paul fell next to Phoenix and had the wherewithal to put the arm across the chest of Phoenix to pick up the win!
(BWE CEO David Funk’s music hits and he comes out on stage with a microphone.)
David Funk: So, so, so. As I said, I have an announcement to make. At No Recovery!, guardian is still defending the EBW Heavyweight title in a Hell in a Cell match against Lester & Phoenix! If guardian doesn't show up or can't make it, he'll lose his title(Huge Face POP)! If Lester and Phoenix don't make it, they lose their opportunity at the gold!
(Funk walks away, but turns around)
Funk: Oh yeah, did I mention I've added to this match? Guardian vs Lester vs Phoenix vs.....Paul Huffaker!
(Huge Face POP)
Funk: And hey Paul! If you don't make it to that match for No Recovery!.....YOU'RE Fired!
(Huge Face POP)
Joe: OMG! I don't believe it! The stakes for the EBW Title have just escalated! Take a good look at this scene. The Champion is nearly unconscious here in front of us. The Phoenix is passed out in the ring. The GM looks like he has been in a major accident. And Lester’s Legends is still bleeding from his forehead. The Ultimate Hell Cage match at No Recovery will not have a winner, it will have a survivor and three casualties!
The wait is almost over! BWE/EBW No Recovery is only one month away! What chaos can we expect in Texas? Good night from Indonesia!
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