Note: This is fictional, and none of this is to be taken seriously. It is about BWE(Blog Wrestling Entertainment) in which bloggers are written into storylines. This is kayfabe which means the entire entry is part of storylines with some facts to make it work. Some of the opinions expressed here are inside jokes amongst us as well. And yes, the locations and travel are NOT real.
Note: AB means Associated Bloggers
Mariuca and BWE Reach Agreement on Contract
Malaysia(AB)- Mariuca and BWE have reached an agreement that will bring her to the promotion. The deal was officially completed over the weekend.
Mariuca will be allowed to bring her Perfume Gallery and Meow Diaries to BWE during live events. She does have to keep the cats in a cage at events unless they are provoked in anyway by wrestlers to attack them.
According to Mariuca's agent, the deal stalled after the BWE CEO David Funk mistakenly misspelled her name on the original contract she was to sign. She insisted that the name be corrected before signing with the promotion.
The Malaysian resident will sure be wishing on a falling star to have a great career in BWE either as a wrestler or whatever role she will be in. Some sources are indicating she could be an interviewer or announcer for the promotion of some kind as well as wrestler.
Lady Java, Monica Sign with BWE
Petaling Jaya, Malaysia(AB)-Lady Java and Monica have signed lucrative contracts to come to BWE. The deals were finalized over the weekend after negotiations with Mariuca were completed.
Lady Java wanted to do more with blogging, and now she will with her new BWE career. It is not known what role she will play, nor if she has any kind of training in wrestling. What is known is that she has expressed interest in getting rid of the "evil" in the promotion.
Monica is determined to completely turn-u-off from the evil in the promotion as well. When asked about BWE, Monica had a message for all the wrestlers in the promotion.
"Don't let the smile on my face or pink tank tops fool you," said Monica. "I'm sure that evil in BWE got here by mistake like some did in finding my blog."
Lady Java wanted to have a say in the creations of signage for BWE as well as bring her "blogger cats" to the promotion.
The Javanese star was born in Singapore, but now resides in Malaysia where she has distinguished herself as a top-notch blogger.
Monica, the part-time blogger and Sabahan, just recently had her blog reviewed at WBE which was also part of the deal in bringing her to Blog Wrestling Entertainment.
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12/21/2009 09:48:00 AM
David Funk
14 comments:
How very creative and very entertaining! :) Love it! :D I know the ladies will just love it! :D
hahahahha... that was hilarious David.. lol!!!
and no.. not good in wrestling.. though I think I can beat both Mariuca and Monica.. lol!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love dis post! :)
LOL thanks so much for allowing me to bring MPG and my cats along... naturally they have to accompany me everywhere I go, don't u agree? ;)
Thanks for the linky love!!
Ha ha ha of coz I gotta get my name corrected prior to signing any contract, big or small, fake or real LOL!!! Thanks so much for taking the time to correct my name and I am looking forward to future dealings with BWE! ;)
yehey! internet seems to be a lot better now. has finally opened this post! whew! go mariuca and lady Java!!!
i so love this post! as usual, great one my blugging 'd!
@Ane- Glad you enjoyed, and based on the reactions so far, you are correct.
@LJ- Your comment was funny. I think it's best to focus on the "evil" than claiming you could take Mariuca or Monica. LOL! No problem on linking your blogs.
@Mariuca- Yeah, after misspelling your name, it was only fitting we let you bring the MPG and cats along because of the mistake. Just don't let those cats run around the arena because I can't be responsible for what happens! Also, you, LJ, and Monica had better stay in good blog shape because blog wrestling does hurt! LOL!
@Maxi- Yes, I seen the internet connection troubles you had on your last post. Thanks for the comment my dear blugging friend. You may have to blug the three of them about blog wrestling being real, and to not cross the boss! LOL!!!
David..
I meant.. literal wrestling ring.. lol.. coz I'm bigger I think.. hehehe...what with Mariuca on her blockbuster diet and Monica forever being skinny ... i think I can take them on... ahahahhahah.. and any evil blogging/blogger too!! lol!
@LJ- I already know what I'm going to do with you. However, I think you used to be a wrestler in a previous lifetime. You're already making promos and you haven't stepped into a BWE ring yet! LOL!
Hi David! hahahahahahahaha you just made me LOL again!!!
I enjoyed this post so much.. you never stop to impress me with your creativity ;)
@Monica- Glad you enjoyed this, and thanks for the comment my dear friend! :)
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