No Recovery Pay-For-View Part 6 of 6

Continued from No Recovery Pay-For-View Part 5 of 6

(ArnieV is standing by with BWE Heavyweight Champion)
Arnie: Mo, tonight is your first ever PFV title defense against what is seemingly an unstoppable opponent.
Mo: He's the unstoppable mojomike for a reason. But there's also a reason why I'm the BWE Heavyweight Champion! Tonight mojomike, not only will I stop you, I'm walking out of Dallas with this gold around my waist!
(Mo walks away)

Joe Payne: This is the most frightening thing I have ever seen. This giant cage is surrounding the ring, enclosing it and its combatants. There is barbed wire everywhere on it. On the walls, it is like vines in a jungle. The only part of the cage not covered in the wire is the roof of the structure. This damn thing looks absolutely terrifying. And in just a moment, four superstars will risk their careers—and more importantly, their lives—in an attempt to call themself the EBW Heavyweight Champion. I just hope the casualties are minimal.

Ring Announcer: The following contest, is the Ultimate Hell Cage match, and it is for the EBW Heavyweight Championship! (Big face pop) Introducing first, from Zimmerman, Minnesota, the man, the myth, the Lester’s Legends!!! (Huge face pop)

(Lester is fired up as he makes his way towards the cage. Once there, however, the mood changes and a look of worry crosses his face as he is the first man to ever set foot inside this monstrous cage. He walks through and seems to quell the fear, as he appears much more at ease.)

Ring Announcer: From Elyria, Ohio, he is the General Manager of EBW, Paul Huffaker! (Huge heel pop)

(The GM is very slowly making his way to the ring. Not from arrogance, but from fear. He never imagined the hellacious structure he designed to hurt people would be hurting him. Lester smiles at the GM, almost imagining what he can do to him, without consequence. Paul refuses to step inside the cage even though the referees are ordering him to do so.)

Ring Announcer: Representing the Agents of Chaos, from the Sunshine State of Florida, he is the EBW Heavyweight Champion! Guardian of the Galaxy! (Big heel pop)

(The shadow of the demonic cage obscure the face of the Champion as he makes his way towards the cage, holding the EBW Championship aloft for everyone to see. Paul is put at ease by the fact that he now has a numbers advantage on Lester, who would be wise not to attack until everyone is in the cage.)

Ring Announcer: And finally, rising from the ashes, here is The Phoenix! (Big face pop)

(The Phoenix rises through a flaming circle on the stage and then a massive pyro explodes on the stage! He steps through it and approaches the cage. While the other three were apprehensive, Phoenix is anything but. He steps inside the cage, and pulls the door shut hard behind him! The referees padlock the door shut, denying anyone the ability to escape.)

EBW Heavyweight Championship- Ultimate Hell Cage:
Guardian of the Galaxy vs. The Phoenix vs. Paul H vs. Lester’s Legends

Joe Payne: We want to warn you right now, if you are of weak stomach or nauseated by blood, turn away now. This is not going to be pretty. The hatred contained within that cage is matched only by the sheer brutality the cage is about to unleash on its victims. The bell rings, and this match is now underway. The feeling out process is going to be quick. These four men know each other very well. It will be interesting to see if the Agents of Chaos try to work together to isolate one opponent or if it will truly be every man for himself. Remember, this match is under elimination rules. Only one man will be left standing at the end.

What is he doing? Paul is laying down and telling Guardian to pin him! What a cheap way to escape the cage! 1-2, Lester just kicked Guardian in the head to break the pin! It’s on! Phoenix & Lester are double teaming Guardian! They are trying to take the Champion out of the equation early, and it may be working. Paul is outside of the cage just staring at the hell he has created for himself. The cage door is padlocked, so there is no escape.

Guardian has been knocked to the mat, and Phoenix is laying in with some heavy right hands. Lester off the ropes, and there’s a leg drop! Guardian is dragged back to his feet, and is met with a knife edge chop from Lester! Now Phoenix! They are using Guardian to make an example! Paul is still desperately trying to escape the cage, but the roof on it will make it impossible. Phoenix whips Guardian into the ropes, and he eats a clothesline! Lester clubs Phoenix in the back, and now they exchange blows! Why is Lester stopping? He’s staring down the GM, who is carefully maneuvering around the ringside area and the dangerous barbed wire.

Lester & Phoenix seem to be communicating non-verbally, and they want to get their hands on “the puppet master!” Paul has the deer in the headlights look as Lester & Phoenix climb out of the ring to the dangerous ringside area. They are slowly closing on him from both sides. Phoenix lunges for him, but Paul slides into the ring at the last second, and that lunge may have cost Phoenix as he is face-first into the barbed wire! Guardian is back to his feet, and Paul appears to have found some courage as he is standing side-by-side with the EBW Champion in the middle of the ring.

Bam! What a spinebuster on gotg! That shook the ring AND the cage! This is it! The GM’s day of reckoning has arrived! Paul looks to his left & right; all he sees is steel, wire, and his no way out! Paul is on his knees, begging for his life. Lester is smiling, sadistically smiling. Lester has him by the throat and is squeezing the life out of the GM! What will he do to him? Behind you! Damn! That sly Guardian just protected the GM with a chair shot from behind! Guardian is insane, attacking Lester with the chair! He’s swinging like some of the pro players who have invaded BWE!

Phoenix off the top rope! What a corkscrew diving neckbreaker on gotg!!! Let’s see that again! Paul’s all alone again! Phoenix is stalking Paul, who once again is pleading for his life. Phoenix is not smiling, he is calculating. He has Paul by the head and tosses him over the top rope and out to the floor. Phoenix follows him out, and he slams him into the ring apron! Oh no, think about this Phoenix! This crowd wants to see it, but I don’t know whether the punishment fits the crime. Phoenix slams Paul face-first into the cage wall and into that barbed wire!!! And now he grinds his face across the wire! Oh my God, the wall is like a cheese grater! Phoenix peels him off the wall, and his face is covered in his own blood. Phoenix is not done, and he has Paul set up for a powerbomb. He has him up for it, but he starts to run toward the adjacent cage wall. OMG! He just powerbombed Paul into the cage wall, and thanks to the barbed wire, he stuck to the wall!!!

(Crowd chants “Holy shit!” in appreciation of this spectacular sight.)

My sentiments exactly! Someone needs to get him off the wall. Paul is howling in pain as the barbed wire rips and tears at every inch of his flesh! The cage door is padlocked shut and I have just been given word they are going to try to lift the cage in hopes it will shake him loose. If not, the EMTs will take him down and likely transport him to a local medical facility. The cage is rising, but Paul is still stuck. EMTs are rushing down to the ring as the cage rises. One of them is coming into the cage to pull down Paul, and then the cage will have to be raised again to allow them to get Paul out of here.

Meanwhile, Lester is back to his feet, staring with mouth agape at the carnage. Some of our fans have grown silent at the moment. Superkick! Just like that Phoenix floors Guardian! Phoenix sends Lester into the ropes. He rebounds off and they each clothesline the other! Both men had the same idea. WTH? The EMT just grabbed a kendo stick and is whacking the GM, who is still stuck to the cage! What kind of medical staff do they have here in Texas? I certainly hope this isn’t a sign of President Obama’s Health Insurance Policy! Wait a minute! That’s… is it? It is! Gymrome!!! Gymrome is here, beating the holy hell out of the man who unceremoniously fired him last year! The sins of the GM are being repaid in full with interest!

Gym throws down the kendo stick and yanks Paul off the wall! That’s not Velcro that was holding him up there! There is blood everywhere. This is… I don’t know how to describe this. I wonder what our CEO is thinking right now. Paul’s crawling towards the door, as Gymrome soaks in the crowd reaction. Paul’s reaching under the ring; that’s the key! He has the key to the padlock! He is escaping the cage! Get him! The padlock is open and Paul’s dragged out a ladder! We’ve already seen what can happen with those it the Money in the Blog match earlier!

Paul has the ladder outside of the cage, and he is standing it up against the cage. Holy crap! It’s tall enough to reach the roof of the cage! Gymrome just realized what’s going on and is making a beeline for the door! Paul is on the roof of the cage. Security is coming to take Gymrome away, but what an impact he has made! Paul was so desperate to escape that he may have gone against his better judgment. His blood is dripping from the top of the cage to the ring below, and a drop hit Lester which seems to have awakened him. Lester is staring up at Paul, and now sees the ladder! Lester is on a dead sprint from the cage to the ladder! Up he goes, and Paul may have just wet himself. It’s just Lester & Paul, at least 25 feet above the ground. Desperation has set in for Paul, who is covered in blood. This is suicidal, get down from there before you kill yourselves! Guardian is up now, and he’s trying to climb to the top to stop Lester! Phoenix is hot on his heels! All four men have escaped the cage and are standing on its roof! Lester has Paul by the throat once again. Guardian is reaching to stop him, but Phoenix attacks him from behind. What is he…? OMG! NO!!! Lester chokeslammed Paul on top of the cage, and it gave way underneath the GM, who plummeted to the mat below!!!

Somebody stop the damn match! The crowd is chanting “EBW,” but good lord, someone check on the man! Even Lester is standing shocked at what just happened! What in the hell is Guardian of the Galaxy doing? Don’t do this! Phoenix is on Guardian’s back, trying to fight back! They are tied up now and struggling to get the advanta… OMG! … They just went over the top of the cage and fell 25 feet, the only thing saving them is the announce table they crashed through!!! I am just inches from the bodies of both men, and luckily they are both breathing. Lester is disbelief, along with this sold out crowd here in Texas. They are pulling out all the stops in this one!

What is Lester…? He’s setting up for the Legend’s Elbow, but who is he…? Right through the hole in the top of the cage onto Paul below! The damnedest Legend’s Elbow I have ever seen in my life! 1-2-3!

Paul Huffaker has been eliminated!

Get EMTs NOW!!! What the…? Guardian has Phoenix on his feet and he just threw him back into the cage through the door. Guardian ducks a big boot from Lester, who is straddling the top rope. Guardian just grabbed the chair again. No! The Phoenix turned around right into the most vicious chair shot ever seen! Lester has fallen to the floor below from the top rope. Guardian is crazed! He’s got another chair. On no!

Guardian- “I’m going to finish what I started, Phoenix!”

Joe: No! He’s got one chair sandwiched around Phoenix’s left leg, near the ankle. NO!!! He just stomped on the chair, and may have broken his leg! You no good bastard! Now he’s got the chair under Phoenix’s head, don’t you do this! Con-chair-to! There’s a puddle of blood under Phoenix’s head from the initial chair shot, here’s the cover. 1-2-3!

The Phoenix has been eliminated!

It is down to the Champion Guardian of the Galaxy and Lester’s Legends! One of these two is leaving No Recovery as the EBW Champion! Lester’s back in the ring, standing toe-to-toe with Guardian. What a war this has been; how fitting it comes down to the two men who started in all one year ago! Guardian’s look could turn a man to stone; Lester wants to pulverize that stone into a fine powder. Here we go!

Big right hand from Lester! And Guardian returns fire! Back and forth they go, exchanging blows! It’s clear who the fans are cheering for as every punch by Lester is cheered while every punch by gotg is booed. Kick to the mid-section by gotg doubles over the challenger. Off the ropes comes Guardian. Setting up for a clothesline, but Lester scouted him well and propels him through the air with a back body drop! Lester off the ropes, and hits the leg drop! Somewhere, Hulk Hogan sheds a tear of joy.

He goes for the cover! 1-2, but Guardian shoots the right shoulder off the mat like it’s on fire! Lester picks up gotg and throws him hard to the buckle. Now, he fires off the lefts and rights in the corner, targeting the ribs and abdomen. Guardian looks spent. Lester picks up gotg on his shoulder, going for the snakeyes. Guardian wriggles loose, and pushes Lester, oh no! Lester went between the top and middle rope and his right shoulder slammed hard into the steel ring post! Guardian is smiling for the first time in this hellacious match.

Lester instinctively rolls out of the ring to protect himself, but he forgot about the cage and all the barbed wire! Guardian is right on top of him. Don’t do that! He slammed Lester’s face into the cage wall, covered in the barbed wire!!! NO, not again! The flesh is ripping and tearing, and the cage could care less that man is being maimed! Once more? No! Lester somehow blocked the third time, and instead it is the Champion who tastes the wire! Good lord! Lester has crumbled to the floor, and he is wearing the “crimson mask” as the late Gordon Solie would say. Guardian has also been opened up by the barbed wire.

Lester’s not finished as he starts to pick up that second wind. He has Guardian by the legs, OH NO! Catapult into the cage wall!!! The wire is cutting up gotg as he falls off the side of the cage! Lester is moving some furniture around in cage as he moves the bottom portion of the ring step to the middle of the ringside area. Guardian is still somewhat slumped against the cage wall. Lester charges, uses the steps as a springboard and –OH MY GOD!!! Guardian moved at the very last possible second and Lester went face-first into that damn cage wall!!! The momentum really cost Lester here.

Guardian’s almost convulsing due to the massive blood loss, but he drags Lester to his feet and tosses him back in the ring. This is almost academic, cover, 1-2- HE KICKED OUT! Guardian is in shock, just like this sold out crowd in Texas. Small package roll up by Lester! 1-2, NO! Guardian escapes! We almost had a new Champion right there! Lester rolls out of the ring, and he’s under the ring looking for something. Is that… more barbed wire? Don’t we have enough of that? He has a small roll of barbed wire that he is cutting with wire cutters! Back in the ring Guardian has no clue of this, but he does now! Lester just wrapped part of the wire around Guardian’s head like a crown of thorns! And he pulls back, and gotg falls to the mat wearing the wire around his head!

Guardian of the Galaxy is now paying for the sins of the Agents of Chaos! Lester has his hands on the steel chair Guardian introduced earlier and there’s a shot to the head that floors gotg again! This crowd is electric! They want to see the Champion pay, and by God is he ever! Lester is under the ring, with another steel chair! He’s placing it under the Champion’s head. The crowd is waiting in anticipation, Con-chair-to!!! Guardian’s getting a taste of the AOC’s own medicine! Lester is ready for it, and he sets up for his patented finisher, the Legend’s Elbow! Here it comes! Wait, why did he stop? Lester is grabbing some of the excess barbed wire and wrapping it around his elbow? Now he’s going for it. OMG!!! The Legend’s Elbow with the barbed wire wrapped elbow! Lester is in pain, but here’s the cover! 1-2-3!!! (Bell rings)

Winner and NEW EBW Heavyweight Champion- Lester’s Legends

Joe Payne: We have a new Champion!!! Lester’s Legends has done it! He has overcome a corrupt GM, an aggressive champion, and the road to No Recovery has led him to the EBW Championship! What a moment this is! Confetti is falling, and this crowd has absolutely come unglued in support of the NEW Champion! Lester is definitely showing the battle scars of what could be called one hell of a match, as his face is covered in blood, cuts all down the arm.

Look inside this cage. There is red puddle where the GM literally stuck to the wall like it was made of Velcro instead of barbed wire. There is a giant hole in the top where fell 15-25 feet to the mat below. My announce table is in pieces from The Phoenix and Guardian falling off the top through it. There is a red puddle where both Lester & Guardian went face-first into the cage wall, and the blue steel chair used for the final Con-chair-to is almost entirely red. Please give blood to the American Red Cross, because these warriors are going to need blood transfusions after this hellacious encounter. The cage is finally being raised back to hell where it came from.

The ref hands Lester the title, and several drops of his own blood fall onto it, after which he kisses it. Raise it high, Lester! You damn sure earned it! This is the price you must be willing to pay to become the Extreme Blog Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion! I hope this moment never ends so we can enjoy it forever!

(Theme music hits in the arena, and the crowd’s elation deflates as they see who is coming to the ring.)

Joe Payne: OH NO! It’s the man who won the Money in the Blog Ladder Match earlier tonight, Yankees3Fan7! He’s got the contract with him! NO! Don’t ruin this great moment! WTH? It’s 3rdStone! 3rd's right behind him! 3rdStone just clobbered him from behind and is dragging him to the back! 3rdStone gives a nod in Lester’s direction, which he returns. Let the celebration continue! This is what it is all about!

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Sabre: It's finally time for the BWE Heavyweight Championship match. Last year, Mo Morrissey won the newly named title over fragnoli at the first ever Blogger's Rumble event. At that same event, mojomike won the Blogger's Rumble match itself to guarantee him a title shot against the champion of his choosing at No Recovery! Since that time, Mo Morrissey and mojomike have had differences even when being forced to team up like on the previous Throwdown! show in Kuching, Malaysia. One of these men will now walk away with the BWE Heavyweight Championship tonight. I've just been informed that we have cameras located outside What is going on here? I'll send it over to Joe Payne now.

Joe Payne: What an insane night of action this has been and we finally have a camera crew with the bus, which just pulled over, in OKLAHOMA??? The ref is a little behind as he was pulled over by the Oklahoma Highway Patrol for speeding! How did they get to Norman, Oklahoma? There they are! Reignblood just threw T&R Guy off the bus, bouncer style! He smashed right into a trash can on the side of the road! He goes for the cover, but the ref is still in his car! Whoa! Enova just tackled Dking through the back of the bus and through the emergency door! They are just outside of a house in Oklahoma! I hope that family is enjoying the action, from a closer seat than they ever could have expected!

Reignblood is a ball of fury, as he throws T&R Guy right through the picket fence! Hey wait, I recognize that house, it’s the house that the BWE CEO David Funk owns! I wonder if anyone is home? There’s a McDonald’s across the street, and Dking is chasing after Enova who appears to be ordering a Big Mac combo. Reignblood has the garden hose and is spraying down T&R Guy with the high pressure setting! The force is pushing him across the front yard! Dking is standing behind Enova at the McD’s, and he slams Enova’s head into a Big Mac combo! They are exchanging blows once again, and Dking slips on a wet floor and slams his head into the ice machine! There is ice shooting out all over the fast-food site!

The intensity of the fight between Reignblood and T&R Guy is immeasurable! They are fighting up the steps of the house! Irish whip, hard, holy shit! Reignblood just whipped T&R Guy into the front door and it came right off the hinges! They are beating the hell out of each other in someone’s home! Now that’s what I call “In Your House!” Reignblood has unstrapped his belt and is whipping T&R Guy with it! The leather is leaving welts on his back!

Meanwhile, Dking has Enova and DDT’ed him onto a young boy’s Happy Meal! Well, I don’t know what to say to that. The McD’s staff is trying to separate these two, and that didn’t work! Dking just ordered a chocolate milkshake and then smashed it in Enova’s face! Neckbreaker! On the tiled floor by Dking! Reignblood is chasing T&R Guy through the house! They’re in the kitchen, and T&R Guy is pelting Reignblood with canned vegetables! Carrots, corn, and green beans! Oh my! Bad news for T&R Guy, he’s out of ammunition! Reign has a piece of fine china, which just lost that distinction after being smashed to dust over T&R Guy’s head! What in the hell? Black Hole Slam by Reignblood through the kitchen table!!!

Back at McD’s, Dking throws Enova into the Kids’ Area, and there he goes into the ball pit! Ladies and gentlemen, this is all live as our No Recovery! PFV continues, and this match has had everything! Enova is throwing those balls back at Dking to slow him down, but I don’t know how much that is going to work. Enova crawls out and grabs a statue of Ronald McDonald and he just took a swing with it at Dking! He ducks and grabs Enova, backbreaker! Dking jumps behind him, and OH MY GOD!!! Dking just german suplexed Enova right through the bay window, which shattered!!! That’s one hell of a way to add a second drive thru window! Here’s the cover! 1-2-3! (Bell rings in Texas, match ends in Oklahoma)

Winner and first ever EBW Hardcore Champion- Dking

Joe Payne: Good lord! There is literally a path of destruction from Dallas, Texas to Norman, Oklahoma! That McDonald’s looks like it was hit by a tornado! We have to make sure T&R Guy and Reignblood aren’t arrested for breaking in & entering, and who knows what happened on that bus! This is the most insane thing I’ve ever seen! The folks at McDonald’s are good sports; they are treating Dking to a free chocolate milkshake. Hopefully, this one doesn’t connect with someone’s cerebellum!

(Cameras take us back to the arena)
(Bell Sounds)
Ring announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! It is for the BWE Heavyweight Championship!
(mojomike's music hits)
Ring announcer: Introducing first from Portland, Oregon! He's a veteran blogger and legendary fantasy sports player for Sporting News as well as the first ever Blogger's Rumble match winner! This is the Unstoppable, mojomike!
(Huge Face POP)
(Mojomike comes out in an Atlanta Braves jersey)
Sabre: I don't know of anyone that has been on a roll quite like mojomike in the last year. Every obstacle that has come his way, he's gotten past. Now it's time to find out if he can cross the biggest obstacle of them all to win the championship tonight!
(Mo Morrissey's music hits)
Ring announcer: And his opponent! From Boston! He's a BWE Blog of Famer and creator of the Duff's Cup Awards! And is the BWE Heavyweight Champion! This is Mo Morrissey!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: Mo Morrissey was involved in one of the greatest matches I've ever seen in my life at the Blogger's Rumble! Since that time, he's been able to win at will against all opponents and challenges! But tonight is a different kind of challenge in taking down some one that seems to be unstoppable!

BWE Heavyweight Championship:
Mo Morrissey(c) vs mojomike

(Bell sounds)
Sabre: You can just feel the electricity in the air as both the champion and challenger face off in the center of the ring! There they go talking! Mike goes for a right-hand, but Mo blocks it with a counter of his own! Another right-hand as Mo has Mike stunned! Into the ropes, but Mike comes off with a clothesline on Mo! Just like that, Mike is in control of the match! Mike with some stiff kicks on our champion as he's looking to become the BWE Champion! Mike slams Mo's head into the top turnbuckle! Into the far corner, but Mo reverses! Mike comes firing out of the corner, but Mo with a drop toehold! He goes for a half Boston crab on Mike, but he's forced to break the hold because they're too close to the ropes! Mo picks Mike up, and has him in the ropes! Mo counters a Mike right-hand into a reverse suplex! OMG! The momentum of Mo trying to drop Mike on his back sent them both over the top rope to the ring floor! Both men are down on the outside!
(The ref begins the 10-count)
Sabre: Mo gets to his feet first, and slams Mike's head into the mat on the outside! Mike with an elbow to the gut of Mo as he slams him head-first into the steel steps! Mike throws Mo back into the ring, and begins to kick away at him again in those ropes! Into the ropes! Mo ducks a clothesline, but Mike catches him coming back with a hot-shot throat-first into the top rope! We could have a new champion! 1-2-but Mo kicks out! Mike picks up Mo, but Mo with an inside-cradle! 1-2-but Mike kicks out! Mike gets back up and nails Mo with a kick to the gut! Mo moves out of the way of the knee-lift and hits a side Russian Leg Sweep on Mike followed by an elbow drop! Mo with the cover! 1-2-but Mike kicks out again! Mo drops a knee onto the head of Mike! Now Mo is climbing the top rope! What is he thinking here?! He's waiting for Mike to get up! OMG! Mike caught Mo in a power slam as he leaped from the top rope! 1-2-but Mo kicks out! Man, that title was so close to changing hands there! Mike just military-pressed Mo, and throws him onto the ring floor!
(Mo is down on the outside of the ring)
Sabre: Mike is climbing the top rope! Mike is waiting for Mo to get up! OMG! Mo with a Pele kick to the head of Mike! Mike maybe out cold! Mo climbs back in the ring to break the count! Remember, Mo doesn't have to win this match to retain the title, so Mike had better find a way to get back in the ring!
(The ref begins the 10-count)
Sabre: The ref is up to 7! 8! Mike is stirring! 9! Mike makes it back in! Scissors kick to the back of the head by Mo! 1-2-but Mike kicks out! I don't believe it! Mike is still in this match! Mo is waiting for Mike to get up! It looks like he's setting him up for the Full Refund finisher! Mo goes for it, but Mike counters by pushing him into the rope! Mike tries a clothesline, but Mo ducks it! Flying bodypress by Mo sends both guys to the floor again! Jeez, these guys are beating the fool out of each other in a match no one can seem to gain control of!
(Both men are up and fighting on the outside)
Sabre; These two guys are slugging it out now! OMG! Mo just hit a belly-to-belly suplex on Mike into the front row of fans as he charged at him! Mike is down in the crowd as Mo climbs back in the ring! What is he doing! Mo is climbing the top rope! Don't tell me he's.....OMG! Mo with a corkscrew dive into the crowd on Mike(Huge Face POP)! I don't believe what I've just seen! The crowd is hoisting both men and they throw them back into the arena floor! The ref is there to check on both guys! What a match this has been! The ref is debating to stop this one, but the crowd is talking him out of it!
(The ref climbs back in the ring, and begins count the seconds later)
(Both men begin to stir around, and they make it back in the ring)
Sabre: Both men miraculously make it back in! Trading punches now as both men look for the advantage! Mike is getting the better of the exchange, and he follows Mo into the corner with a vicious clothesline! Mike comes charging in again, and Mo gets his feet up! Mo comes charging at Mike, but Mike counters that into a spinebuster slam! 1-2-but Mo kicks out again! Mike backs Mo into the corner, and hits him with another clothesline! He hoists Mo and it looks like he's ready for a super plex off the top rope! Mike with a right-hand on Mo! He has him ready, but...OMG! Mo slips out of it with an inverted DDT off the top rope! But Mo is down and can't capitalize right away! I don't know if I've seen an inverted DDT after countering a super plex! Mo finally makes the cover as it is academic now! 1-2-but Mike kicks out! I don't believe it! Mo can't believe it! Because Mo is regaining his senses, it allowed Mike the time to kick out of that awesome counter by Mo! Mo is climbing the top rope again! He's waiting for Mike to stand up so he can finally finish him off! Mo with a shoulder tackle, but he got the referee instead! The ref is down and out! Now Mo with a dropkick that sends Mike to the ring floor! Mo goes for the suicide dive to the outside, but Mike catches him with belly-to-belly suplex right over our announce table on Mo!
(Both men are slow getting up, but Mike makes it to his feet first)
Mike with a slingshot throat-first on Mo followed by a suplex on the floor! The ref is still down and isn't in any position to count either men out! Mike throws Mo head-first into the steel steps! Mo is out, and...uh oh! He's coming over to our announce table! He punches Mo before laying him across the announce table! Get it back in the ring, Mike! You can't win the title out here! Oh no, Mike is climbing back into the ring and to the top rope! Mike what are you doing! I'm getting out of the way! For the love....OMG! Mike with the PDX(Portland, OR flight code that is a splash off the top rope finisher)! (Huge Face POP) Mike with the PDX onto Mo on our announce table! The table has been destroyed, and so have both men here! These guys are beating the fool out of one another for the most coveted prize in BWE history! No one involved in this match is standing right now, including the referee! What are they going to do here! Neither men is getting up! Look at the replay!
(The replay shows three different angles of the PDX from Mike onto Mo on the announce table)
Mike begins to stir and has Mo by the head as he literally drags him towards the ring)
Sabre: Mike is trying to throw Mo back into the ring, but he seriously could have damaged his own chances of winning the title because he's very wobbly right now! Mike goes for the cover as Mo is lifeless in the ring! Mike punches Mo in the top of the head out of disgust! Now he's checking the referee! The referee is revived as Mo is still down on the mat! Mike is slowly going over to make the cover(the ref slowly counts)! 1-2-but Mo kicks out! OMG! I don't believe it! Mo kicks out after being PDXed on the announce table! I can't believe he's still in this match! All the time the referee had been out might have saved his title! Mike is climbing the top rope as Mo is barely moving! The referee is there as he's ready to finally finish off our champion with a PDX in the ring! Mo kicks up, and nails Mike with the Full Refund(Stone Cold Stunner)! Full Refund! Mike is down! Mo with the cover! 1-2-3! Mo Morrissey retains the title! By God, what a match! Mo catches Mike in mid-air with the Full Refund as he leaped off with the PDX!

Winner and still BWE Heavyweight Champion- Mo Morrissey

(The cameras show replays of the Full Refund counter of the PDX)
Sabre: Mo can't even stand up right now, and Mike is just now coming to his senses realizing how close he was to winning the title here tonight! What a BWE Title match this was, and both guys literally said they were putting it all on the line tonight! Mike slides out of the ring disappointed he didn't win the title, and Mo salutes him for the match they put on here tonight!
(Mo celebrates in the ring)
Sabre: What a champion Mo is after most everyone thought he was done when Mike hit this PDX off the top rope onto the announce table!
(The camera shows a replay of the PDX on the announce table)
Sabre; What a Pay-For-View this was tonight! For all of us on EBW and BWE! So long everybody from the soldout T-Sad Motor Speedway in Dallas, Texas! We'll see you for our upcoming BWE events to be announced soon! Good night everyone!

EBW Heavyweight Championship and EBW Hardcore Champsionship written by Paul Huffaker.
BWE Heavyweight Championship and commercials written by David Funk.

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