No Recovery Pay-For-View Part 5 of 6

Continued from Part 4 of 6

Ring Announcer: This next contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the BWE Women’s Championship! Introducing first, from right here in Dallas, Texas!!! A legend in blogging, Texasadlerfan!!!

(Biggest face pop of the night for the hometown hero as she makes her way to the ring!)

RA: Introducing next, from Auburn, Alabama, here is “The Tiger” SEC AU Growwwl!

(Big face pop for Growwl as she sprints to the ring, cat-like.)

RA: And introducing next making their way to the ring, from Parts Unknown T&R Girl! And introducing the champion, from Alberta, Canada, the BWE Women’s Champion Soadrules! Together they are known as the “Diva Dynasty!”

(Big heel pop for both as they make their way to the ring, Soadrules arrogantly kisses the championship, leaving a smudged kiss mark across it.)

BWE Women’s Championship- Fatal 4 Way:

Soadrules (c) vs. T&R Girl vs. Texasadlerfan vs. SEC AU Growwwl

Joe Payne: I’m happy to be joined by BWE’s Sabre Blade once again for this interpromotional match live at No Recovery!

Sabre Blade: Even though the title is a BWE property, it has been worn exclusively by two very hot EBW divas. But that could change tonight as Tex & Growl are two of the best divas in BWE, bar none!

Joe: And don’t forget the announcement EBW GM Paul Huffaker made earlier tonight! All EBW matches are to be contested under Extreme Rules! As if this match needed anything else to make it the Ultimate Cat Fight! (Bell rings) Here we go! Tex is the hometown favorite here, and you can imagine the home-field advantage will be a factor in this match. Clothesline by Tex sends T&R Girl straight to the mat! Growwwl grabs the Champion by the hair and slams her to the mat!

Sabre: Now the BWE ladies can show this sold out crowd the honor and respect they have for that title! A subtle nod between the two as a show of respect and here we go! Right hand by Growwl! A left by Tex! They are exchanging blows! A chop by Tex. Follows that with another. Growwl retreats into a corner. But here comes Tex with a big splash! Growwl falls to the mat! Cover! But 1 is all she gets as Growwl quickly kicks out!

Joe: Tex wants to end this one early. Good strategy. The ref is counting? Hey wait! T&R Girl is laying down for Soadrules! 1-2… Oh thank goodness! Tex just kicked Soad hard in the head to break the sure three! Tex is pissed! She is pummeling Soad on the mat with punches, and she is snapping Soad’s head off the canvas too! That’s gotta hurt!

Sabre: Growwl is not giving T&R Girl any breaks! A low dropkick to the face by Growwl sends T&R into the corner! Growwl is getting the crowd excited and here comes a Bronco Buster! (If you don’t know what it is, Google it. Trust me, it will be a lot of fun for you.) This crowd is fired up as the EBW divas are being put in their place by the superior divas!

Joe: Superior divas? We’ll just see about that! Tex is punching Soad so hard, her knuckles are beginning to bleed! Hey ref, do your job! Growwl is having to pull Tex off Soad! Tex takes exception and decks Growwl! With friends like that, you don’t need enemies! Soad is still down, but T&R Girl is trying to sneak behind Tex! She crawls into a cover on Growwl! 1-2… but Tex stops the count as she elbow drops T&R Girl in the small of the back!

Sabre: Leg drop by Tex across the knee of T&R Girl. And now she grabs the leg and pulls back. Almost a half Boston Crab here! T&R could tap out! Growwl will have none of that! She puts a well placed boot in the gut of Texasadlerfan! Soad sneaks up behind Growwl and puts a forearm to the back of the head. That will throw off your equilibrium!

Joe: Soad is out of the ring near the timekeeper and has grabbed her title belt and the ring bell. What is she up to now? Back in the ring, T&R Girl grabs Tex from behind, restraining her. Soad has the title belt and she blasts Growwl in the face with as Tex is forced to watch! This is disgusting! She points to the title and blows a kiss to Tex.

Sabre: I think I’m gonna be sick! She’s going to take out the BWE divas on a technicality! Here it comes, what the…? Tex ducked and Soad clobbered T&R Girl with the title belt! Soad is stunned! Kick to the midsection of Soad and a gutwrench suplex! Tex has the ring bell! Here it comes! Boom! Tex floors Soad with the bell! What do they say about payback? Soad has slid out of the ring to regain her focus.

Joe: What in the hell? Someone from the audience just stood up from their seat, folded it up and clobbered Soadrules with it! Show yourself!

It’s Miatay!!! Mia has extracted a measure of revenge against the Agents of Chaos here tonight! Growwl is up and she spears Tex! Cover, 1-2-3! That came out of nowhere! (Bell rings, well it would if it were not in the freaking ring!)

Winner & New BWE Women’s Champion- SEC AU Growwwl

Sabre: The title is home where it belongs! The ref is presenting the title to Growwwl who is happily showing it to this capacity crowd! What a way to win your very first championship!

Blog commercial:
(A retail employee is line and is asked by the cashier if he's on break)
Employee: No, I'm not on break and I'm hungry.
(Out of nowhere, boxer Billy Bailey hits the employee with a left hook down to ground)
Billy: You know you're not supposed to be taking a break until 30 minutes from now!
(Suddenly the screen shows "Billy Bailey: Sales Floor Enforcer")
(An employee grabs the last shopping cart in order to fill it up full of product)
(Out of nowhere, Billy Bailey lands a five-punch combination that floors the employee)
Billy: The shopping carts are for customers! Grab a small basket or six-wheel cart to move products, NOT shopping carts!
(The store manager just posted the weekly schedule for the following week on his wall)
(He walks out of his office into a vicious right-hand uppercut from Billy Bailey)
Billy: You know you're over budget on your hours with that schedule! What?! You added more help so that you don't have to do as much work and that no one would notice?! Don't go over budget or add help that you don't need!
(District Manager appears on the screen)
DM: Ever since I hired Billy to watch the floor, our sales have doubled this past quarter while productivity has gone up. No one slacks off when Billy is there either. I wish I had about 10 Billy Baileys out there.
(Screen shows, "Billy Bailey: Sales Floor Enforcer")

Joe Payne: Let’s send it to our broadcast colleague, JDIN827!

(Camera cuts backstage, where JD is standing in front of a HD wall with the No Recovery logo in the center and BWE & EBW logos to the side.)

JD: Thanks Joe! Here with me now is Lester’s Legends!

Lester: How’s it going tonight, JD?

JD: Well, I’m doing better than you I would suspect. In just moments, you will step into the ominous structure which has been described to us as, the Ultimate form of Hell. How do you prepare for a match you’ve never seen; a match could end your career?

Lester: Good question. I have 3 goals in mind tonight. One, I’m gonna whip a man’s ass! Two, I’m gonna get my hands around the EBW GM’s scrawny little neck and squeeze the life out of his body! Paul, I’m going to make you suffer! After all the hell you put me though. After all the hell you’ve put EBW through, turning into your personal playground, I’m going to hurt you. And I will enjoy doing so. Three, I’m going to become the new EBW Champion! And I don't care who I have to go through in that cage to do it!

(Bell sounds)
(Bill Viera is shown in the stands to watch the action)
Sabre: There's Bill Viera is in the front row to watch this match with a few of his friends participating here)
(We Hate Female Bloggers music hits)
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre: I really wonder how this match-up coming up next will unfold. Originally, Twinks Blogula and Rialyn Stevenson were to be part of this match, but they will not be involved. Thankfully, Rosilie was here and is set to team up with her sister DJ Tammy and Maxi as well as another unnamed partner here. Meanwhile, the WHFB clan is in full force, and has done their best to make life miserable for female performers in BWE Promotions. The CEO stepped in to make this a No DQ, No Rules match which doesn't appear to do the Filipina team any favors. I would caution viewers about what you are about to see.
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! It is a No Disqualification, No Rules 8-person tag team match! Introducing first already in the ring! From hating one female blogger after another in the blogging community! Here are all four members of We Hate Female Bloggers!
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre: I hate these guys, too! I'm sure many people here in Dallas at the T-Sad Motor Speedway paid a lot of money in hopes of seeing this group get what's coming to them! I'm just not sure it will happen tonight!
(DJ Tammy's music hits)
Ring Announcer; And their opponents! First from General Santos City in the Philippines! She's the Beyond Hot Calendar Blogger! This is DJ Tammy!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre; Huge ovation again for this red hot Filipina! We saw her earlier tonight dominate The Blog Parasite, so she is all ready to go again! But this is a different type of match she's in this time.
(Rosilie's music hits)
Ring Announcer: And introducing also from General Santos City! The newest signee in BWE! This is Rosilie!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: What an ovation for Rosilie! The two sisters in the ring are looking to take down WHFB tonight! I'm not sure this will be a pleasant debut in this match for Rosilie though.
Ring Announcer: And their tag team partner! Formerly from the Philippines, now residing in Soderham, Sweden! She's the Blugging Queen of the BWE and Blogging Universe! This is Maxi Velasco!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: Nice to see this big ovation for Maxi! One has to wonder if she is still jet lagged from her recent vacation to the Philippines! This team sure has talent, but questions loom in a big way! And let's not forget she was to debut at Jakarata Encounter, but Twinks Blogula made WHFB unresponsive. Now we have to wonder just who it was that our new Management Director of BWE Throwdown! Amiable Amy was referring to as the woman to replace Ria in this match!
(Crowd waits in anticipation on who the last person is)
(Tammy, Rosilie, and Maxi are waiting at ringside for their tag team partner to come out)
Sabre: Who is it?! Who is going to step up to the plate here?
(Crowd gets restless)
(WHFB #1 grabs a microphone)
WHFB #1: Don't tell me she isn't going to show! Besides, it doesn't matter who it is because we hate you all and will have no trouble beating you females down tonight!
(Huge Heel POP)
WHFB #1: Come on out! Whoever you.....
(Dhemz' music hits)
Sabre: Oh my! As Dhemz would say, "Holy Cranberry Batman!"
Ring Announcer: And finally! Formerly from the Philippines, now residing in Sacramento, CA! She's a legendary blogger and actress! Representing the Dias Family! This is Dhemz!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: Wow! I don't believe it! Dhemz is here in Dallas and is ready to take down WHFB! She doesn't like these type of hateful people, and I have to say that Amiable Amy did a great job with her first action as Management Director of BWE Throwdown! This place is electric now!
(Crowd chants, "Dhemz! Dhemz! Dhemz! Dhemz!")
(Bell sounds)

We Hate Female Bloggers vs DJ Tammy, Rosilie, Maxi, & Dhemz

Sabre: So three women are debuting in the same match! It is basically Texas Tornado rules here as all eight are involved in the match with no tagouts! WHFB try to gang up on the women! DJ Tammy with a low blow on WHFB #3! Dhemz just hit a super kick to the gut of WHFB #2! Maxi ducks at the ropes as WHFB #1 goes flying to the outside of the ring! Rosilie in the meantime is slapping the fool out of WHFB #4 in the corner! The WHFB is getting pounded to start things off here and this crowd is loving it! Dhemz is using those feet and hands to pound away at WHFB #2! I'm sure her hubby Greg is liking this wherever he's at right now! Tammy with a drop kick that sends WHFB #3 to the outside of the ring! Maxi and Rosilie both hit an elevation backdrop on WHFB #4 as he goes flying onto the announce table!
(Multiple IDentification Incorporated or MIDI comes out)
Sabre: WTH?! MIDI has come out to help WHFB! This was a plan the whole time by WHFB! Maxi and Rosilie notice the presence of MIDI!
(MIDI have made their way closer to ringside)
Sabre: WHFB #1 from behind! Rosilie and Maxi go flying into the guard rail at ringside! Meanwhile, Tammy and Dhemz are still dominating in the ring! But Tammy gets elevated over the top rope and out of the ring after the distraction! WHFB #3 with a clothesline to the back of Dhemz as she notices the MIDI, too! These guys must be real proud of themselves that it took eight of them to beat down four female bloggers, and they still could create more IDs, too! Now this could get really ugly now! All four women are down, and I don't like the looks of this for one damn minute! But the CEO made this a No DQ, No Rules match, so it isn't illegal! This is repulsive, and the crowd doesn't like it one bit! Could this be payback on Tammy for suing him?!
(WHFB and MIDI celebrate in the ring)
Sabre: Now they are just toying around with these women! This isn't right at all! All four women are being kicked repeatedly here! You guys have made your point! Why continue with this?! Tammy tries to fight back, but is decked by the MIDI members! Dhemz is thrown to the outside of the ring! Now they're setting Dhemz up on the announce table! Oh no! Don't tell me WHFB #1 is going to jump off the top rope onto Dhemz on the announce table! This is way out of line! Somebody do something!
(Malvolio, Mileka Malay, DixieLady, & other women come out)
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: Look at this! Female bloggers are emptying out of the locker room! They're attacking as a unit against these male feminists! WHFB #1 notices this, and climbs the top rope anyway!
(Greg Dias and Rad come out)
Sabre: Hey wait a minute! Here comes Greg Dias and Rad, too! Bill Viera is coming out of the stands as well! Greg pushes WHFB #1 off the top rope to the arena floor to save his wife from harm! Rad with a double clothesline on two MIDI members! He throws both of them into the guard rail and is punching away at them, too! Bill is hitting anything that WHFB and MIDI come at him with! Big time right hand by Bill that knocks a MIDI member into his partners! Bill maybe a fan in the front row tonight, but there are no rules against him coming in here! The tide has turned and the crowd is loving every minute of it!
(Lights go out in the arena)
(Lights come back on to reveal Twinks Blogula!)
Sabre: It's Twinks Blogula again! Twinks Blogula with the Slashdot Effect(Spinning roundhouse kick that makes the opponent unresponsive) to WHFB #2! Maxi with the Maximizer on WHFB #3! WHFB #4 runs into the double GSC Driver from Tammy and Rosilie!
(Bill, Greg, Rad, and the other females leave the ring and stay in the area)
Sabre: Look at this! WHFB #1 is the only one left standing for his team in the ring! He's surrounded by Tammy, Rosilie, Maxi, and Dhemz! Yes! All four women are trading punches on WHFB #1! He's getting the fool beat out of him by females, and this is getting hysterical for me! Maxi with another Maximizer! Now Tammy and Rosilie with a double GSC Driver! They go for the pin, but Dhemz stops them! What are you doing, Dhemz?! Dhemz wants to finish off WHFB #1 for trying to take her out on the announce table earlier on! Dhemz with the Direct Deposit(Gutwrench Suplex into a Power Bomb)! 1-2-3! The Filipina Bloggers win it! You knew this was going to be a brutal match with the rules in place, but the cohesiveness of the females in BWE prevailed here!

Winners- DJ Tammy, Rosilie, Maxi, and Dhemz

Sabre: Just take a look at this! It doesn't get any hotter in the ring than with these four Pinay Bombshells! Wow! What a debut and win here for Maxi, Rosilie, and Dhemz! And no one knew that Rosilie or Dhemz would be in this match at the beginning of the night! This was quite a night for DJ Tammy winning two matches, too! All the women that were mistreated by WHFB have united as one and those that helped are celebrating at ringside, too! Whistles and adoration from the crowd as these sexy women continue to celebrate in the ring! There's nothing like male feminists getting the fool beaten out of them by females!

No Recovery Pay-For-View Part 6 0f 6 is continued on the next entry.

BWE Women's Championship match and Lester's Legends interview written by Paul Huffaker.
8-person No Rules, No DQ match and commercials written by David Funk.

Posted in: BWE, EBW, No Recovery

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