No Recovery Pay-For-View Part 3 of 6

Continued from BWE Pay-For-View Part 2 of 6

(Cameras go back to the arena)
Sabre: This match coming up next all came about when the Pro Players Invasion officially revealed themselves, and caused tonight's opponents to miss their flight to Kuching, Malaysia. Terrell Owens, Ocho Cinco, and Plaxico Burress appeared on the screen along with other players flaunting their accomplishment of arranging to have fellow BWE wrestlers miss the show. The World's Most Dangerous Blogger hdiaz, wiltfongjr, and MadMan(sde642) demanded this match, and will have their shot for redemption tonight. This six-man tag team match may not be contained by the officials.
(Bell sounds)
Ring announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
(NFL Theme Music for FOX Sunday plays)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first! Representing the Pro Players and the NFL! Born Alabama, and currrently playing for the Buffalo Bills! Terrell Owens!
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre: Now that he doesn't play for Dallas, he's not getting a very pleasant reaction from this crowd. But what a shock, right?
Ring announcer: And his tag team partners! From out of Oregon State University, and playing for the Cincinnati Bengals! This is Ocho Cinco!
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre: From what I understand, he demanded the CEO to trade him out of this match for someone else, but it didn't work! Sorry, Ocho!
Ring Announcer: And finally! Formerly from Michigan State University, and the New York Giants! This is Plaxico Burress!
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre: Of course no one will like a Giants player of any type in Dallas! This guy really is a danger to himself!
(MadMan's music hits)
(MadMan comes out with chain saw)
Ring announcer: And their opponents! Formerly from Chicago, now residing in Washington state! This is the MadMan!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: MadMan is very outspoken, and has had choice words for his opponents tonight in the past. I'm not sure the Pro Players know what they've gotten themselves into!
(wiltfongjr's music hits)
Ring announcer: And his tag team partner! From Lake Villa, IL! He's a five-star member from Sporting News! Wiltfongjr!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: This guy won't waste time going after his opponents! I don't know if I would have messed with wiltfongjr!
Ring announcer: And finally! Formerly from Chicago, now residing in New York! He's The World's Most Dangerous Blogger! This is hdiaz!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: He's the World's Most Dangerous Blogger for a reason! I wouldn't want to meet this guy in a back alley! Ya feel me on that, fans?
(Bell sounds)
Sabre: Here we go!

Terrell Owens, Ocho Cinco, & Plaxico Burress vs MadMan, wiltfongjr, & hdiaz

Sabre: All six men are in the ring, and we knew this was going to be just any wrestling match! Spinning wheel kick by hdiaz on T-O! There goes wiltfongjr after Ocho Cinco with a clothesline on him! MadMan is choking out Plaxico Burress! MadMan is making sure Burress' injuries aren't self-inflicting! The ref hasn't been able to keep control of things here! C'mon ref! Do your job! Get everyone out of the ring! Big time right hand by MadMan on Plaxico! Hdiaz with clothesline in the corner on T-O! Wilt is punching away on Ocho! BWE's team is dominating, and I think the ref is just going to let these guys go at it in the ring! Hdiaz with a powerful spine buster on T-O! 1-2-but T-O kicks out! Wiltfongjr throws Ocho out of the ring! Slams his head into the announce table! MadMan with a clothesline in the corner on Burress! Now MadMan is kicking away relentlessly on Burress! Oh no! Wilt's head just crashed down on the turnbuckle after Ocho moved out of the way. It looks as if Ocho is grabbing a sign, and wanting celebrate with a fan! Wow, if I didn't know any better, he's celebrating like he scored a touchdown! MadMan goes shoulder-first into the steps after Burress reverses an Irish-whip! The Pro Players are in control! MadMan is thrown into the ring, and goes head-first into the ring post! Burress throws MadMan out of the ring, but he knocks down the referee in the process! Wow! There goes hdiaz over the top rope and out of the ring by T-O! Wilt is thrown to the outside, and there goes T-O and Ocho celebrating in the ring! The ref is down, and there goes Burress throwing an object into the ring towards T-O and Ocho! Are you kidding me? Ocho and T-O are fighting over what appears to be brass-knux like they would a football thrown by a quarterback to them! But you guys are on the same team! WTH?! They're still fighting....Wilt and hdiaz with double spears on Ocho and T-O as all four men go flying through the ring ropes as the object falls in the ring! But Plaxico is still in there, and picks up the object! Don't tell me! He's going to injure MadMan permanently with those knux as MadMan is still out of it! He's going to punch him, but holds back! WTH?! He just punched himself in the leg where he wounded himself months ago! OMG! His leg is bleeding profusely as he screams in pain! What is he doing?! He's putting the brass knux on MadMan's hand! Now he's reviving the ref!
(The ref is coming around)
Sabre: The ref is back up, and didn't see a damn thing that happened here! MadMan is back up and doesn't know he has the brass knux on! The ref is questioning MadMan! MadMan is telling the ref he didn't use the knux! The ref looks at the leg of Plaxico!
(The ref calls for the bell)
(Bell Sounds)
(The ref tells the announcer the decision)
Ring announcer: Ladies and gentleman! The ref has disqualified MadMan for using the brass knux! The winners of the match by DQ! Terrell Owens, Ocho Cinco, and Plaxico Burress!
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre: Wow! I can't believe what we've just seen here! The ref didn't see anything, and MadMan...just decked the ref! The ref is down again as the pro players are leaving the ring! MadMan is livid as is hdiaz and Wilt! I still don't know what to say as Plaxico used a self-inflicting tactic to win for his team even after T-O and Ocho were fighting over the brass knux like they would a football!

Winners- Terrell Owens, Ocho Cinco, & Plaxico Burress by DQ

Blog commercial:
What do you get when you combine wrestling and politics? You get Political Championship Wrestling(PCW)! PHEW: Political Hardcore Extreme Wrestling! Check them out after the show for the latest!

(Camera cuts backstage, in the darkness of the arena, where JD is standing by, slightly terrified.)

JD: Um, I’m supposed to talk with The Phoenix about tonight’s Hell Cage match, but I’m not sure where he is.

The Phoenix (from in the darkness): I am where I am needed. The prophecy will begin to fulfill tonight. I will stop at nothing to destroy the AOC! They are a stain on this brand. EBW will be better off when we remove the tyrant and his cohorts. The Congress thinks they have the power to stop him? No, he’s crafty, sneaky, smart. The Congress, however, is far from that. He is a plotter. He already has set the wheels in motion for a catastrophe in EBW the likes of which will take years to recover from.

The CEO thinks he can stop him? No, Dave is human, weak, a power hungry leader who tries to exert his authority. He had his chance to stop this, but instead he gives Paul the chance to further dominate. No one is to be trusted now. If Dave thought this was punishment, he is wrong. The prophecy has revealed the mistakes being made, and has shown me the only way to fix this company. I start tonight by eliminating one ineffective GM, and then I will eliminate the rest of management. It is necessary, and it is the only way

(Camera goes back to the arena)
Joe Payne: The EBW Title is on the line later tonight! This match should be a real treat. We have EBW & BWE superstars competing against each other. 6 men will walk in, but only one will grab the blog scroll which has the guaranteed title shot contract inside it. And the only way to grab it is to climb a 15 foot high ladder and reach high. It’s not the safest working environment, but you have to risk it all for the ultimate prize!

Sabre Blade: Absolutely! These guys are going to beat the fool out of each other for the most important piece of paper they may ever get their hands on! Let’s send it to the ring announcer!

Ring Announcer: This match is the Money in the Blog Ladder Match! Introducing first, representing BWE, from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, here is Philly The Kid!

(Philly nearly sprints to the ring. He immediately goes under the ring and pulls out tables! Lots of tables! He starts setting them up throughout the ringside area, with one on each side of the ringside area, except for the entrance area. There he sets up 4 tables to form a square, then stacks another 4 tables on top of that! As he is doing this, other superstars are making their entrances. He finishes by setting up tables in random spots throughout the arena.)

RA: Representing EBW, from Williamsport, Pennsylvania, Nacho Cheesing his way to the ring is Fanofreds!

(A big plate of nachos is sitting on a small step-ladder that Fanofreds picks up and shares with the fans in the front row, who in exchange hand him a box full of baseball cards for his collection. He takes the cards and hands the box off carefully to the stage director at ringside.)

RA: Representing BWE, accompanied to the ring by his wife, from Boston, Massachusetts, here are Mr. & Mrs. Lanz!

RA: Representing EBW & the Agents of Chaos, from the Jersey shore, here is Yankees3Fan7!

(Y3F7 is all business. His cold demeanor is a stark contrast to the colorful characters already in the ring. He slides a hand across one of the many ladders around the arena

RA: Representing BWE, from Bangkok, Thailand, please welcome ztw0!

RA: And finally, representing EBW, from Washington D.C, here is the 3rdStoneFromTheSun!

Money in the Blog Ladder Match:

Fanofreds vs. ztw0 vs. Yankees3Fan7 vs. Philly the Kid vs. 3rdStone vs. Lanz

Joe Payne: 6 men, one contract which hangs high above the arena! (Bell rings) It’s a scramble as everyone dives out of the ring to grab a ladder! There are 3 back in the ring, but 3rdStone & Philly the Kid are into a shoving match on the outside over one of the ladders. Yankees3Fan7 has stood up a ladder right under the prize and he is on the climb!

Sabre Blade: Yeah, but there’s BWE’s ztw0, who will henceforth be called Z or The Big Z. He is standing up a ladder right next to Yanks’ ladder! They are racing to the top! Here comes Fanofreds! Is that a plate of nachos?

Joe: It is indeed! And he just smashed the nachos into the face of Lanz! That crispy, gooey snack just got taken to the extreme!

Sabre: Don’t ya think that’s a bit much?

Joe: We’ve got a long way to go, and I doubt a plate of nachos to the head will take out the tough competitor Lanz, who has been in BWE since its creation! Y3F7 has his hands on the contract! Z reaches up and he’s touching it too! Y3F7 takes a cheap shot at Z, who returns the blow. They are exchanging blows each on top of a 15 foot high ladder!

The cheese has blinded Lanz, who stumbles around the ring trying to cleanse his eyes. He collides with one of the ladders as Y3F7 uses his left leg to kick Z’s ladder! It tumbles over with Z on top! He’s free-falling and he’s going to fall out of the ring! Oh no! He fell on top of Philly & 3rd on the outside! Lanz fell into the ladder Y3F7 was on just as he was about to grab the contract! Y3F7 falls off the ladder and lands hard on the mat! Oh my! The ladder fell on top of him!

Sabre: That was nasty! Philly looked like he caught Z as he fell, so Philly really took the brunt of the fall, and he was on the ground! Lanz is still trying to get the cheese out of his eyes. He just took my water bottle here at ringside and is flushing his eyes. The referees are around the ring checking on the superstars. There are more refs here than there are during an NFL game!

Joe: Surprisingly, Y3F7 is beginning to stir after that sickening fall. 3rdStone is up and he is trying to get his hands on a ladder! Philly sticks out his left leg, and 3rd trips while carrying a ladder! Face-first he goes right into the steel! What the…? Fanofreds just flew into the screenshot with a huge dive over the top rope! HE MISSED!!! FOF just tried to hit a leg drop in the flip onto 3rd, but he rolled away at the last second and Fanofreds just took the brunt of the fall on his lower back and…

Sabre: His ass! He landed hard on his ass! Why couldn’t you just say that?

Joe: I was going for subtlety.

Sabre: Ok, whatever you say. Y3F7 is finally to his feet. He grabs Philly and the two are exchanging blows. Arguably the best on either brand, these two could be the future of BWE Promotions! Y3F7 raked the eyes of Philly! And then he slams his head into the steel ring steps! FOF is under the ring and he’s got… a bigger ladder? Why do we need that giant ladder? He could reach the heavens with that thing!

Joe: Well, he won’t have to climb nearly as far on that as he would with the other ladders. But he’s setting up the ladder in the far corner. Philly and Lanz are battling throughout the ringside area, Philly’s up against the security wall. Big clothesline and they both tumble over into the crowd! 3rdStone is in the ring with a ladder, and he’s standing up the other two ladders. Just climb and get the contract! This is your chance to become famous!!!

Sabre: Can’t agree more. This is a waste of time. He finally starts up. But there’s Y3F7 in the ring. FOF is in there too with the 5th ladder of the match. He’s setting this one up like a ramp up the side of the ladder that’s empty. It’s a dash to stop 3rdStone! He’s at the top! What is that? Philly’s running hard. Up the ladder ramp! That is unbelievable!!! He ran up the ladder ramp and clotheslined 3rdStone off the top! As he was coming down, Fanofreds caught him and powerbombed him onto Y3F7, who had fallen off the ladder from the impact of the initial clothesline!!! WOW!!!

Joe: Everyone is down, including Lanz, who is trying to get back to the ring, but really took a beating out in the crowd from Philly the Kid. FOF is up and Z is going out into the crowd to get him! Lanz beats him to the punch, but Z kicks him in the gut and throws him against a wall out in the crowd! They are dangerously near a table set up earlier by that crazy Kid! I’m not sure this arena will hold these two as they are brawling up the steps and into the second level of the arena!

Sabre: In the ring, we have 3rdStone on his feet and he drops an elbow on Y3F7 to keep him down. FOF takes Philly to the corner and goes up for the traditional 10 Punches, with the crowd counting along! 3rd has Y3F7 set up and he hits the Freedom Killer (a move where the opponent’s face is grabbed around the neck and driven straight to the mat!) Y3F7 is completely knocked out!!!

Joe: That was just sick! Philly is in deep trouble as FOF is relentless! PTK collapses out of the corner. Fanofreds & 3rdStone are all that remains standing in the ring. They catch a glance at each other, and they seem to have read each other’s mind. They are racing to the top, one on each side of the ladder! They are beating the fool out of each other, 15 feet in the air!

Sabre: Hey! That’s my line! Something’s got to give here! Philly is back to his feet! He’s on the climb! But he’s nowhere near the contract! He’s on that monstrous ladder over in the corner! He’s about half way up and dead level with the contract! He’s not going to… YES HE IS!!! He dives for the contract! He’s not going to make it! OH MY!!! He caught Fanofreds off the ladder and gave him the most sadistic neckbreaker you will ever see!!! That’s one time the name of the move lives up to it!!!

Joe: 3rd is all alone! He’s just got to reach! What the hell? Lanz & Z have battled up to the ledge of the second level! Z is teetering dangerously on the edge! Lanz charges, flips over Z and drives them both off the second level with a seated powerbomb through the table from earlier!!! WE NEED MEDICAL HELP NOW! 3rd’s got his hands on the contract, but he has to pull it down! The ladder is wobbling… Yankees3Fan7! He’s desperately trying to stop 3rd! 3rdStone glances down, and now Philly the Kid is back in the ring, climbing up the ladder! 3rd comes down a rung to kick Y3F7 right in the face and quell his offense!

Sabre: Once again, 3rdStone is in a mad dash to the contract. This time, the quicker Philly the Kid is winning the race. Philly has his hands on the contract! Take it down Philly! Come on! There’s a shot to the gut from 3rd! A chop by 3rd is met with a stiff right hand from PTK! Wait a minute! Yankees3Fan7 is on his feet and he is tipping the ladder over! OH NO! Philly & 3rdStone plummeted off the ladder, out of the ring & through the double stacked square of 4 tables on the outside!!!

Joe: This is turning into a car wreck the likes of which you would see in motor racing! Fanofreds is starting to stir! He’s to his feet, but Y3F7 folds up a ladder and rams it into FOF’s gut! The ladder’s on the ground, DDT onto the ladder! Face-first goes Fanofreds! EMTs are all over trying to tend to the fallen as Y3F7 climbs a ladder. Philly refuses to stay down!!! He’s limping back into the ring, desperately trying to stop Y3F7! Yankees3Fan7 appears to be waiting for Philly. PTK takes a wild swing as he reaches the top, but he gets nothing. Y3F7 pie-faces Philly and he is falling off the ladder, out of the ring through another table! It’s lucky he set up all those tables earlier, or we would be carrying superstars out in body bags.

Yankees3Fan7 gives a snide smirk to the camera and pulls down the contract to win the first-ever Money in the Blog Ladder match!

Winner & guaranteed a World Championship match whenever chosen- Yankees3Fan7

Sabre: That was almost too brutal to watch. These men gave it everything they had to win, but EBW’s Yankees3Fan7 was intelligent enough to make it count and wins. I’m very concerned about Lanz & ztw0. That was a nasty fall they took. I hope they are both ok. Philly the Kid went through a total of 9 tables in the match, and came within an inch of winning. 3rdStoneFromTheSun had his hands on the contract many times. He was just unable to pull it down. Fanofreds neck may literally be broken after that frightening neckbreaker off a 15 foot high ladder.

Joe: Yankees3Fan7 is taunting the sold out crowd here with that contract. Lanz is one of several being stretchered away. And with no respect whatsoever, Y3F7 just spit on Lanz as his stretchered passed by! What a jackass! Mrs. Lanz is irate, giving Y3F7 a piece of her mind! What? NO! Y3F7 snapped! He’s grabbed Mrs. Lanz, DON’T DO THIS! NO! Yankees3Fan7 just powerbombed Mrs. Lanz through the last table left here at ringside! Why in the hell did he do that?

Sabre: Because he can, Joe. Because the piece of crap can.

Continued on No Recovery Pay-For-View Part 4 of 6 in the following entry.

Six-man tag team match and commercials written by David Funk.
Phoenix interview and Money in the Blog Ladder match written by Paul Huffaker.

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