Note: This is fictional, and not to be taken seriously. Some of this is based on inside jokes as well as some facts in order to have the movie make sense. Again, this is for humor ONLY.
In case you missed it, check out the first three installments of Made For TV Blogger Movies as well as two individual posts:
Made For TV Blogger Movies
Made For TV Blogger Movies Part II
Made For TV Blogger Movies Part III
Delta Flight 1714
Billy & Lucia Bailey in Avenged
The Issue
Lead actor/actress: Levian, Tekkaus
Plot: In a far contrast from her first film which was an anime adventure, Levian stars as a blogger that constantly receives awards from the same person: David Funk. After a period of time, tekkaus is seen wondering why this happened which puts Levian in a position of answering rumors spreading around her blog. As she continues to write her blog and post awards, Tekkaus relentlessly continues to bring up "the issue" as to why she receives them. Levian then receives a comment from David that says awards are passed to her because of being friends as well as having plenty handed to him before. But that doesn't stop "the issue" from being brought up. Can Levian put an end to this while continuing to write on her blog?
Note: Originally, Tekkaus expressed interest in producing this film only to be turned away after leaving a comment on Levian's blog indicating that he would. When Levian was given an Academy Award nomination for her role in her own anime film that was announced before production of this one, Tekkaus went on record saying it came from David. His wandering mind didn't realize that the Academy Awards are not run by David or his site. This made Levian refer to Tekkaus as "Evil, pure evil".
LOL
Lead actor/actress: Cacai M.
Plot: Cacai M has been trying to find a way to lose the baby fat, and was running out of options. After literally trying all different programs to help her out, nothing seemed to work. That is until she came across a blog that was so funny, she chose over the top laughter to lose the baby fat off her body. She then said, "I guess I don't need more weight loss pills since my baby fats will be broke already for the laughter I have reading on my email lately!" From there on, the story begins to take shape as she continues to laugh out loud at the blog she choose to read to help her out. This incredible journey is a must-see movie as Cacai M once again delivers another star-studded performance! Seeing is believing!
Note: Cacai was legitimately questioned by the director of this film about the new breakthrough weight loss program. Then after seeing the comment and meeting them up front, they never questioned her again. Cacai requested that she received full compensation for being cornered with questioning before the start of production which she received.
P.S. Cacai, you look good, girl! I couldn't resist making a movie because of that comment you made though. LOL!
Corrupted
Lead actor/actress: Lainy, Windy
Plot: The Certified Fashionable Chic once again returns to the big screen, but in quite a different role than her previous two successful movies in this unbelievable drama. The first two were uplifting, but she plays a woman that enters a writing contest that doesn't seem to follow the course of the rules the entire time. While doing a random search, it is her very good friend Windy that uncovers what turns out to be a corrupted contest. The ever so gracious Lainy accepts her runner-up finish while Windy gets to the bottom of what is going on. Will Windy be able to take care of the problem while defending his friend Lainy? Twists and turns abound in an edge of your seat drama!
Note: Windy nearly declined being part of the film because the original story that the director wanted was in a completely different tone and ending. Lainy soon learned of this, and was willing to tell all about the "corrupted" backstage politics in her Wednesdays What It's All About(You Gotta Know) posts. The author of the movie David Funk immediately stepped in and demanded they fix the script the way it is supposed to be or they'll be contractually obligated to step into a BWE ring. The movie finished production with the original script.
No Comment
Lead actor/actress: Sharon Chong
Plot: In a far cry from her first film as young student-turned world leader, Sharon Chong plays a woman that suddenly gets no comments on her blog due to an error. It takes time to figure that no one can comment on her site, and the film does an excellent job in showing her balance a hectic school schedule while figuring out how to fix the problem on her blog. She is affected by it more and more as time goes on, but she is determined to fix it for good. Can Sharon figure out how to fix the commenting problem and continue to have visitors come back to her blog? Audiences everywhere will love the performance!
Note: The ever colorful Sharon had trouble with some backstage because she brought her school assignments on the set which did delay some scenes. Sharon got irritated with this after one of them suggested she choose between her school and career! Sharon immediately contacted David Funk about what was going on, and the person who suggested she make that choice was removed from the set. The set was relaxed at that point.
The Dias Family Spot
Lead actor/actress: Greg, Dhemz, & Akesha Dias
Plot: This is Dhemz' fourth Made For TV Blogger movie, but she takes a break from the action genre in this family classic with her husband and daughter. In this movie, wacky moments as well as family outings are brought to the spotlight which makes the film very appealing. You also see the military and professional career of Greg as well as his part-time gig in BWE Promotions. You see the blogger, actress, and wrestling career of Dhemz. And you see the cute and comedic moments shared with their adorable daughter Akesha. Also, the film secretly reveals the two animal friends of Dhemz that blog-hop for her on occasion which explains how she balances her very busy professional career behind the laptop, big screen, and inside the wrestling ring(Sorry Dhemz, I couldn't resist putting that in there, lol). You won't be able to turn away from this family-oriented movie!
Note: While the script writer and producer was away, some producers reportedly tried to change the cast because of Greg and Akesha not having appeared in films before. This made Dhemz very angry, but she knew she couldn't walk out because of her BWE contractual obligations that were agreed upon for this movie. Word got out about production having problems that costed more money until Mr. D stepped in to ensure they stopped for good. They did, and the Dias family put on a great award-winning performance.
iTravel
Lead actor/actress: Roger & Katherine Livengood
Plot: Kat makes her first Made For TV Blogger movie appearance as a traveler that posts about her personal and professional experiences with her writing. In the movie, a connection is made with her husband Roger in the United States as well as establishing herself being a happy mother of two sons Jason and Jan Clark. Awards are given to her by friends throughout the movie which sees her rise as a successful blogger in the film, too. The movie also clearly shows the different lifestyles in the Philippines and United States as production shifts to both countries to complete the film.
Note: Katherine wasn't going to accept playing in this role because of her husband in the USA never meeting the writer who lived a short distance from where he works. Upon hearing that they met in real-life, she then agreed to finish the film as both locations were used in the making of the movie. Roger agreed to provide Wendy's meals for both locations in the movie, too.
Worth's Road
Lead actor/actress: Shydub
Plot: The destination for a family is not always clear especially when it may lead to nowhere as described by the lead actress. Shydub makes her much anticipated big screen debut talking about her family, travel, and everything in between. Also, a new member of the family named Justine is introduced, too. She randomly talks about anything in the documentary-style movie which shows pictures of her two young children as well as being on the move, too. Watch out for the scene that shows her son Jake getting shaved bald which may damage ear drums. Audiences will fall in love with this movie!
Note: Shydub passed awards out to her friends in blog posts which she insisted that they be added to the script. The move was a great one which allowed audiences to see the awards she received as well as passed on. This part may notch her another award: Academy Award!
That's all for now! I'll be posting more movies soon which many are made by what I read on the internet! Just so you know! LOL! Thanks for reading!
9/29/2009 07:37:00 AM
David Funk
33 comments:
haha! it is hilarious that way you put it. XD
there goes the "evil" tekkaus, probably will fight back for not being evil soon enough. =p
Yeah Levian, it might give me another idea for a movie so he might want to watch it! :-D
Then again, he'll still be in the spotlight!
Thanks for the comment dear friend! :)
Hahaha :D Wow! Now I'm part of a movie. :p
Yeah Tekkaus, you're a star over here now. The script was too easy to come up with, and I'm sure it will do well in theaters especially in Malaysia. :-D
Thanks for the comment friend! :)
You won't believe what I went through.
I read the draft of Lainy's Contest entry and I advised her that although it had a good plot, it would finally have no resemblance to what she wrote. She wanted to know why and I tried to convince her. She is still dizzy from all the accolades of her recent star performances and she would not believe that the world out there is filled with lust and pigs who would use her story to en-richen themselves at the cost of her repute.
Gosh! talk about corruption? The film Director even paid me a visit and he had a briefcase stacked with green notes that I have never ever set my eyes upon in my entire life. He wanted to add bath scenes and suggestive titillating bed romps in her essay.
And while he was talking he unbuttoned his coat and I noticed the butt of a gleaming revolver tucked on his left in a shoulder hostler. He reassured me that the Author of the movie would not know a thing about this alteration and assume that this is exactly what Lainy originally composed. Besides, he said that he would take care of the Movie Author if things did not turn out his way - and he drew open his coat sideways again to say what he meant.
Lainy was going to be trashed that's for sure. She would become an overnight success - greater than Joan Collins. I searched my mind furtively for a solution.
The door bell rang! Respite, respite, that's what I needed in times like this and it was what I gravely needed....
Jeez Windy, no wonder you threatened to walk off the set. It sounded like they were out to ruin Lainy's acting career in one movie! Yeah, corruption indeed. Jealousy comes from everywhere which they tried to take advantage of. It wouldn't shock me if Lainy doesn't want to star in action or drama genres any longer because of this.
And the next time some moron decides to keep key points of a script from me, they'll be dealt with to the maximum of the law. No wait, they'll be put into the most barbaric structure in a BWE setting ever! Don't cross the boss! :-D
I may have to hire you as a manager to take care of these politics behind the scenes, Windy. Some people really do their best to make life miserable for the casts behind the scenes, and I can't be around to babysit those producers all the time!
Thanks for the comment and for letting me know what happened behind the scenes on Corrupted movie! :-D
~ Windy walks over to open the front door, looks behind him and noticed that the film Director hastily shut the open briefcase and placed his index finger to his lips...
peers through the lens on the door, turns around and waves his hands frantically at the film Director to go upstairs.
as soon as the film Director takes to hiding upstairs, Windy opens the door and greets Lainy, "Hi Lainy, what a real surprise to see you here. What brings you here?"
Lainy struts in without saying a word and plonks herself into one of the arm chairs and says, "I need a drink."
~ Windy hastily gets a drink ready at the Bar and hands it to her. A Bloody Mary of course...he knows it's her favourite.
"So, what is it that brings you here all of a sudden Lainy?"
Lainy: Now listen Windy. There is a strong rumour milling around the crew that someone up there is about to make some drastic changes to my composition. And guess what?
Windy: Oh! what?
Lainy: They said that there is this other wench that will be brought in to act the leading female role. And it is not going to be me
Windy: Are you sure the rumour is true?
Lainy: Stop asking me questions. This is already giving me a headache.
Windy: Yes, yes... go on then...
Lainy: And of all the darn cheek, the leading female role is going to some unknown. How much do you know about this person who goes by the name of Gagai.
Windy: Gagai? Never heard of such a person. You're right she is an unknown.
Lainy: Listen Windy, I want that role. I wrote the story. I know how to play the role because I created the woman in the story that I wrote. You know something Windy?
Windy: What?
Lainy: I TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK ME QUESTIONS!!!
Windy: You need another Bloody Mary...hold on while I get it for you.
~ Windy returns with the second Bloody Mary and hands it to Lainy.
Lainy: As I was saying, I have always feared the day I would be a has-been. This is not going to happen to me. Not with my own script that I wrote.
Windy: Are you sure you want to be the femme fatale in this Movie? Ooops I didn't meant to make it a question but it's already said.....
Lainy: Why? Do you see there's problem that I get what I want?
~ ringggg ringggg (the house telephone rings)
Windy: Hold on a sec Lainy, let me answer that call first......
David, as you can see for yourself, this is getting out of hand. You have empowered the people below you with too much decision making and they are hell bent on producing a shocker.
I am not sure whether it is even going to pass the Censorship Board with the kind of money politics thats surrounding the script, the crew, the whole works!
Accidents happen David. There's no way in telling who will get hurt.
Windy, I think even you upset Lainy! She told you stop asking questions, and I don't need to hear anymore of this!
I hope that phone call was important though. LOL!
Windy, it looks like I'll have to reconsider my options for you managing things behind the scenes. I guess this is what happens when I'm away. As I've said, no one should cross the boss! Accidents do happen indeed....
OMG! What is this fuss all about???? I've seen my name more than 5x above me! Is this what I get for being such a famous movie star?
My golly!
I want my privacy back! I don't want people talking behind me, LOL! :) :) :) :) :) :)
Lainy, you told Windy not to ask anymore questions, and now you're asking what this about! LOL!
Luckily, I was around to straighten the mess out that Windy was a part of. As they say, when the cat is away the mice will play! But playing evil tricks on the star of the movie while I was away isn't my way of wanting to step in between to get the film the way it is supposed to be!
Simply put, your career as a movie star will be intact. I'll take this to YM if you don't want to continue this publicly! LOL!!!
waaah david! you can shift your career to being a professional movie director hehe! ^_^
How about you becoming a movie star? hehe^_^
by the way, thank you for the prayers for the Filipino community.
hahahaaaa!!I was laughing when I was reading this!!It's very clever of you putting all our blogger friends into one entry.I love this series of yours lol!!\(^0^)/
ooppss...I forgot to type my name.that's me!^_^
Meryl, I should consider it now, and hopefully my blogger friends can retire young with their movie star status! LOL!
You're most welcome on the prayers for the Filipino community because I'm friends with many of them now.
Thanks for the comment! :)
Thanks Clarissa, and glad you enjoyed my dear friend! :)
It's okay, Clarissa. It is fairly common for that to happen when using JS-Kits. Thanks again!
Hahahaha I had a good laugh with your movie Mr. D woooow the script would overpower hollywood movies on cinema. I wont be surprised one day if I read your name in one of the best movies in hollywood. so clever and creative of you. :-D Thanks for my first movie appearnace in your blog hehehehe. I'll wait for the awarding though lol. just kidding
Shydub, it would be even funnier to see a movie with bloggers I know in them!
I wish I had a vote in the Academy Awards! LOL!
Thanks for your comment my dear friend! :)
That was awesome D, (lol) :-D :-D ... I laugh out loud :-D .. that's so clever of you to do the second movie for me.. 8-) and where's my talent fee Mr. Director? :-$ .. I need money for the flood victims.. hahaha.. ;) Thanks for the post D! awesome! :*
~ Windy talks over the phone......
"hold on please. there is something I need to check right now…be right back
(Don’t be long)
.yeah, it's important...just give me a few moments...."
Windy: Hey! Lainy where are you going? LAINYYYYYY! (oh my god, I hope she does not go upstairs) LAINYYYYYYYYY!!!
Dang it! womennnnnn! they can't sit still.
~ Windy hurries back to the telephone
Voice : I overheard you shouting for Lainy. Is there a problem there? What is she doing in your house?
Windy: Errrmmm yes, she came to discuss about her acting career.
Voice: She’s having a problem with it?
Windy: It’s kinda getting involved.
Voice: Okay, I will leave you to resolve what’s troubling you right now. Catch you later….
Windy: Ok, perhaps we should meet this afternoon at Bloganomics Boulevard.
Voice: No that’s not possible. I am off to California to conclude some new contracts. I need money desperately.
Windy: All the best then. Just let me know when you’re free. Give me a call.
~ Windy starts to mull about what is going on…and hears a loud *thud from the garden….then a whimper of pain. He rushes out to see what’s the cause and finds Lainy writhing in pain with one foot in the drain..
Windy: OMG ! Lainyyyyyy, What have you been up to?
Lainy: I think I broke my leg….. I think I broke my leggg *sobs
Windy: OMG ! Lainyyyy, I’m too old to carry you. (thinks hard for a moment and rushes to the rear of the house)
Lainy: Hurry Windy!
Windy: Don’t worry and keep still…..I am coming. (Windy is seen returning with the garden wheel barrow.) Look Lainy, we’ll have to make do with this. You’ll have to sit in it and I will somehow wheel you to my neighbour who is a Doctor. He is also Michael Jackson’s personal Doctor.
Lainy: (On seeing the wheel barrow and hearing that its Michael Jackson’s Doctor, she is miraculously cured – she lifts herself up, steadies herself and starts to walk with a limp)
Windy drops the wheel barrow and takes Lainy’s right arm over his shoulder and helps her hobble back inside the house.
Lainy: Now what? What am I going to do? I wanted to go over to David’s home at Bloganomics Boulevard and this happens. Could you get me a Kalamansi Juice and double the Rhum in it will you.
(continuation in next Commentary.....)
Hahahahahahahaha! I was laughing my heart out reading Windy's script, David! Naugty, naughty, naughty Windy! And he will carry me with a wheel barrow, hahahahaha! :) :) :) :)
oh my golly gosh gosh....lol! holy cow....another script for me? holy cranberry batman! hahahha.....I had a good laugh Mr.D...thanks for making my day...this is pretty hilarious.....no one can beat your ideas...what can I say? kudos...great job.....I wish my talent manager will pay me on time so you can get you share.....lol! Thanks for making my family famous Mr.D..lol!
David Funk : "I hope that phone call was important enough though"
I can't imgaine where I'd be right now if I hadn't answered your phone call.
Scotty's Princess: "I don't know what is this fuss all about!!!!?"
Don't worry about a thanggg Lainy. You're too innocent to get embroiled with the wiles of men.
Scotty's Princess: "Hahahahahahahaha! I was laughing my heart out reading Windy's script, David! Naugty, naughty, naughty Windy! And he will carry me with a wheel barrow, hahahahaha!"
Ooooo! naughty ha? Lots more to come. Remember this Movie was titled "Corrupted" by the Author.
Holy cow, Windy! Lainy is over at your place, and she breaks her leg? Then you use a wheel barrow to carry her around? I'm really starting to second-guess that decision making you a manager. Perhaps sticking to acting is best for you.
I was looking forward to meeting Lainy! I might have to re-schedule when I get back provided she's healed. My house is on the corner of Troll Alert Lane and Bloganomics Boulevard! It is in the GPS, too! :-D
This just really ruins everything now, Lainy. First you break your leg only to see Windy carrying you around in a wheel barrow. Now you laughed your heart out which I have to question because of the times you told me it melted before!
See, you even know how to act online! Wow, you are GOOD, Lainy! :-D
Yes Dhemz, another movie for you and glad it was able to finish.
I do hope that is really you that replied here and not your animal friends! LOL! Kidding.
I do appreciate your compliments my very dear friend! :)
Yeah Windy, at least you know better to ignore my calls!
Lainy has a right to know, Windy! :-D
Okay Windy, she broke her leg and laughed her heart out. That's corruption from you to think she should finish the movie! Quiet on the set, please! :-D
Cacai, I thought you would like that. That comment of yours made me laugh, and was one of the funniest I've seen.
Talent fee? You should earn plenty of money with the reviews I've seen for this movie! :-D
Thanks for your compliments my dear friend! :)
You have another hit on your hands now my friend. ;)
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