BWE Newsletter: July 17, 2009

Note: This is fictional, and none of this is to be taken seriously. It is about BWE(Blog Wrestling Entertainment) in which bloggers are written into storylines. This is kayfabe which means the entire entry is part of storylines with some facts to make it work. Some of the opinions expressed here are inside jokes amongst us as well. And yes, the locations and travel are NOT real.

Note: AB means Associated Bloggers

BWE, EBW to Appear at Congressional Hearings in Washington

WASHINGTON D.C., USA(AB)- BWE Promotions will be appearing in Washington on Saturday, July 18 after months of allegations that have been levied and reported against the company.

In October 2008, it was reported by what was then an unknown group of men that the promotion was violating the policy of underage bloggers. Other reports have surfaced as to what will be discussed in Congress.

BWE CEO David Funk, EBW General Manager Paul Huffaker, and BWE member Afrank Angle are scheduled to appear for the promotion. None were available for immediate comment about the Congressional Hearings.

Also, Amiable Amy is scheduled to appear with a lawsuit against the CEO. It is widely believed to be because of her jaw that she claims was injured after nonstop laughter created by the CEO.

DJ Tammy's attorney is also filing suit against Funk, better known to many in the blogging community as Mr. D.

Not much is known as to who will preside over the hearings in Washington.

BWE and EBW have been operating on separate brands in BWE Promotions for two years.


Daddy Sports Writer, BWE Agree to Terms

New York, NY, USA(AB)- Rad of Daddy Sports recently agreed to a deal with Blog Wrestling Entertainment(BWE) after discussions with his wife Stephanie and his little girl. The terms of the deal allows him to bring his family to events, and even his wife can be a ringside manager.

Back in April, Rad made his return to blogging after a hiatus from the community. Since that time, his popularity has risen in the community and his wife is blogging now, too.

The New York native is the latest superstar blogger that is eager to take his superb skills to the ring.

It is also not known what brand Rad will be on between BWE or EBW. Rad wasn't available for comment because of his work schedule.


Rosilie Signs With BWE

GENERAL SANTOS CITY, Philippines(AB)- Rosilie, the sister of BWE Throwdown! Superstar DJ Tammy, has signed a contract with BWE Promotions.

Her sister has been encouraging her to join the promotion for sometime despite the fact Tammy is threatening a lawsuit for humorous abuse against BWE CEO David Funk.

Rosilie is the latest international star to sign with BWE, and the Filipina beauty is looking forward to her time in the promotion.

The signing comes at the heels of No Recovery!, the biggest Pay-For-View in BWE history. Rosilie's sister is scheduled to be on the card in two matches that night, and both will be in attendance at the event in Dallas, Texas.

The Filipina star wasn't available for comment about the deal to bring her to the promotion.


Dias Family Inks Deal With BWE

SACRAMENTO, CA, USA(AB)- Greg and Demcy Apdian Dias have signed lucrative contracts with BWE Promotions according to sources close to the company and family.

Greg, a proud member of the Air Force Reserve, signed the deal after being able to work part of the time in BWE. His expertise and training will serve him in whatever role he has in the promotion.

Greg was unavailable for comment because of having to be deployed recently to South Carolina. His agent was able to say that he's looking forward to in-ring competition no matter how often it is.

Demcy, better known to many as Dhemz in the blogging community, has had quite a successful career as a blogger and recently in movies as well. According to her, she's performed her own stunts in the action movies she's been in.

The proud Filipina is a full-time mother, and BWE has allowed her to bring family to events.

When asked over the phone about the deal, Dhemz was overjoyed about it all.

"Holy cranberry batman," said Dhemz. "Oh my, oh my I'm in BWE Promotions!"

It is not known when each will debut in BWE Promotions, but the Dias family is looking to make an immediate mark in the company.


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