Note: This is NOT to be taken seriously!
In case you missed it, check out my first Made For TV Blogger Movies. Before I get started with this one, I wanted to point out that I do plan on writing out complete scripts of some movies in that first entry in the future. Anyway, here we go......
I Crossed The Line
Lead actor/actress: Dhemz
Plot: After her successful movie debut in Hit Me!, Dhemz returns as a blogger that innocently pushes the buttons one too many times of a particular blogger called Mr. D. It becomes apparent that this changes Mr. D and his site when he somehow gets a virus that is contagious for anyone that stops by. After feeling guilty about all this, Dhemz is now in a race against time to find a cure or antidote to help Mr. D get rid of the virus once and for all while stopping it from spreading. Can Dhemz find a cure before this virus takes over the entire blogging community as well as stop the other person who crossed the line?
Note: For some reason, producers tried to trick Dhemz into signing a contract stating she could not discuss Mommy Moments on the set. This made production uneasy for awhile, but Dhemz was soon happy to know she received a huge contract to finish the film.
Pynk Candy
Lead actor/actress: Sharon Chong
Plot: If she had her way, Sharon Chong would want the whole world to be completely pink. If she had her way, she would be the next world leader. In a game of numbers, she actually is picked out to become world leader as she calls for a cupcake party to celebrate the occasion. Her Presidential office is pynk and she begins to influence the entire world with only an obsessive stalker trying to get to her while she's in school. This thrill ride turns into a dangerous adventurer as she looks to make her mark on the world.
Note: Sharon nearly quit the movie after it was discovered that part of the pink studio set was to be another color. While in still being in character, she demanded it to be changed before they continued on with the film.
Exceeded
Lead actor/actress: Ria Stevenson
Plot: Ria was enjoying her time away on vacation to the Philippines before she ran into a big problem on her site when returning home. After doing some of her own investigating, she notices that her webpage has exceeded its bandwidth limit. Originally, she enlisted the help of a fellow blogger to fix the problem, but she uncovers a conspiracy from her blog host that continues to make her blog and own personal life a mess(not to mention exceed its bandwidth limit again) . The Filipina star suddenly makes it her own mission to take down the blog host(s) that exceeded her webpage bandwidth as well as patience. Can Ria get to the bottom of this and prevent this from happening to her and someone else?
Note: Pre-production nearly was an issue for the film as Ria was on vacation, and producers wanted to interrupt it while she was away. This didn't sit well with her, but she was allowed to finish her vacation in peace before starting the film.
Moments To Remember
Lead actor/actress: Eden
Plot: In life, we often do not appreciate some of the most precious and unforgettable moments in our life. But then there's Eden, who constantly gives her readers moments that we all can remember as it happens. Suddenly, another blogger decides to rain on her parade as Eden shares another precious moment for those who read her blog. The blogger causes problems for her and others, but then soon learns that he creates his own moment to remember which he never recovers from as Eden continues her legacy as a friendly and kind blogger friend.
Note: Eden had her photos that she wanted to use for her movie which producers didn't want to put on film. She was purposely late one day which made producers wisely change their minds on that to finish the movie.
Challenges of Life
Lead actor/actress: Jane
Plot: Very few understand how challenging life can be both good and bad. For Jane, she loves to talk about life as well as encourage others with advice on making them better. Then it happens. After signing up on a PPC site, she is able to have money deposited into her bank account before a blogger suddenly crosses her path. We suddenly learn that Jane is not someone you want to mess with, and she deals with this person head on. This is when we see a side of her no one would want to see. Can she turn away this rude blogger for good?
Note: During production, Jane provided very useful advice for anyone on the set about life until it was discovered she wasn't being paid as much as originally thought. Producers then gave her a much-deserved raise while she continued on with production.
A Journey For Life
Lead actor/actress: S-H-Y
Plot: She maybe a shy person, but S-H-Y's journey in her own life is still very noteworthy. Watch this special documentary as her life from her native Philippines to Sweden is covered. Along the way, she befriends many bloggers as well as talks about anything on the journey in her own life. This classic documentary includes never before seen footage of her, family, and friends. Jenny and Janet co-star in this classic documentary.
Note: It was originally thought that S-H-Y wouldn't be allowed to speak up her mind because of her shy personality, but then they found out that she could do so very well on her blog. Producers did not want to cross the kind and talented blogger after that.
Levian
Lead actor/actress: Levian
Plot: In the first ever anime blogger movie, Levian stars as herself as well as in her own voice in the adventure of a lifetime. Her thoughts are expressed and the film features vampire-like characters that makes this anime movie a must see for everyone. Watch the adventures of Levian as well as her path to being a blogging star.
Note: The thoughtful blogger searched long and hard for the best anime photos for her film, but producers didn't want to use them until she expressed her feelings on her blog about it. Also, producers wanted to put in some real-time footage until Levian told them she would quit before that happened. She wanted to be the first exclusive anime blogger movie.
The Paying Post Code
Lead actor/actress: Dhemz
Plot: The Direct-To-Video has Academy Award winning blogging superstar Dhemz trying to locate a code that would save the blogging community for those that thought about changing layouts. Instead of giving into starting up a new template, Dhemz finds clues that will hopefully lead her to the code that it will take to bring stability back to her blog as well as her friends, too. Along the way, she befriends many that will help her crack the code, too. The road isn't easy with twists and deception at every turn as she attempts to find it as well as save the blogging universe.
Note: Dhemz was busy pulling double duty in two films at the same time(I Crossed The Line) which caused a conflict backstage. Because of wanting to produce DVD sales, it was decided this movie wouldn't be immediately shown in theaters. However, it is believed that it does have a chance to produce strong sales worldwide.
Those are the latest releases. I'll have more later on. Thanks for viewing, and this is not to be take seriously!
6/28/2009 07:30:00 PM
David Funk













11 comments:
HAHAHA I enjoyed your mini Theater D. You made me laugh with your actresses like Dhemz and Shy..Good job man.
BTW, my husband is also in Salisbury City, NC. He's working at Wendy's on Jake Alexander. If you get a chance to eat there, his name is Roger Livengood.
Cheers.
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wow! nice post david!
dhemz is really a superstar! hehe! ^_^
I really admire her so much coz she is helpful and kind.. I'm so thankful that I met her in blogosphere.
To sis Dhemz...thank u for introducing blogging to us. ;)
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holy cranberry batman!...this is cracking me up Mr.D..oh my oh my....I have 2 movies to promote here..and I don't even have a producer....lol!
I have nothing to say....you are so talented Mr.D...bravo! thanks for linking my name....that is very nice of you...:)
I love this line "innocently pushes the buttons one too many times of a particular blogger called Mr. D. "...hahhaha....I need to be very careful of what to say....and need to tippy toes next time....lol! great job!
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When I read your message, I got corious and here it is. A very informative movie, I never knew that I have movie until I read this, are you my producer?:-D I love it, I couldn´t help not to SMILE when I am reading it. Good job again Mr D. :).
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hi Mr D,
wowwie, another wonderful post, D. I enjoyed reading it and I salute you for this. Thumps up and hat off to you you have a talent for writing and very creative. you always write great posts too.
At first, when I came across your msge in my chat box, I was wondering what is this movie you were talking about.. hehehe..thank you for including me in the post. I really appreciate it. you are a great friend and everyone knows that ;)
OMG.. I love the movie!! Hahahaha can't stop laughing. You seriously are creative!
It sure did cracked me up too, I love and enjoy reading your first mini movies here Mr. D. wow you are so talented you can bit up those high paid director/producer/script writer in hollywood. hehehehehe I really ahd fun reading the script especially the dhemz hit me and paying post. You created supertstar bloggers here, they should pay youfor that lol :-D
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hi david, have a great week! ;)
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You are indeed quite creative. Love your blog and writing skills. Keep up the good work :)
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whoa! nice list! great movies, I wannna check these all out. nice one David! And by the way, happy Independence day to you! -- cheers from the Philippines!
you are good!
i am impressed with how you are able to combine everything i like into one storyline.
awesome writing!
thanks for thinking of me. =)
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