Made For TV Blogger Movies

Note: This is NOT to be taken seriously, and is only for fun. This is NOT real, but I could send scripts in later on. LOL! Some of these scripts are based off real-life online events while some are thrown in for added affect to make it work.

So since I'm going to be in California soon for work, I thought I would post these movies for your viewing pleasure. It's time for some of my blogger friends to go Hollywood!

Here are some blogger movies that I think should be made. I'll list the title, lead actor/actress(s), plot, and notes are included.

Blogged
Lead actor/actress: Paul H
Plot: In this high tech world, one can easily navigate around to find the right kind of blog to start. For Paul H, his dream of becoming a superstar blogger can be traced back to his days as a youth following wrestling and sports. His enthusiasm turns sour when he learns of a conspiracy of multiple IDs that drive him away from the love of writing a blog. Suddenly, messages come on his chatbox as he uncovers that the group may not exist, and that it is one person behind all the names. Paul H then begins to flush out the anonymous commentor in his own way by blogging him. Paul H blogs his way to locate the person responsible. Will the evil-doer be blogged by Paul?
Note: On the first day of production, Paul H came down with a sickness that led to others on the set going to the hospital. Rumors flew as to what he had, and he claims it was the Ohio weather where he's from that caused it. Everyone got well, but production costs for this blogger movie were the highest ever because of the delay.

Fantasy Games
Lead actor/actress: Ryan Lester
Plot: He has gained a reputation for being a reliable source for fantasy sports gaming information. He helps you win your leagues with valuable information. But someone has blamed him for losing a fantasy baseball season after claiming he took advice from Lester. This ended up turning for the worse with negative comments and it escalated from there. Then it turned violent, and that's when Lester decides to take the law into his own hands using fantasy gaming coding to fight him off. Will he find the person who's doing this over pettiness?
Note: Lester's experience with action-drama on the Basic Bloganomics hit show The I-Team helped land him this role. Originally, they balked when Lester said he was wanting to update his site everyday. Lester was offered more money, and still posted everyday while this was in production.

Blugging Empire
Lead actor/actress: Maxi Velasco
Plot: We had the Greek Empire. The Roman Empire. The French Empire. The German Empire. And now the Blugging Empire? From out of nowhere, Maxi Velasco became famous in a blogging community with kindness, wit, intelligence, and influence. Now watch as she comes to power as the Queen of the Blugging Empire that brings laziness with shortened words as well as consistent bugging through blogging. Her influence becomes noticeable when she starts referring to a particular member as 'D in which others are seen using similar references while becoming more lazy. Then, she's offered a BWE Promotions contract which led to the expansion of a growing Blugging Empire. From blogger to Blugging Queen comes this story of the rise of Maxi Velasco.
Note: Maxi's character in the film mirrored her personality in the negotiations for her role after blugging producers for more money and benefits. This cemented her status as one of the highest paid and talented bloggers around though.

Sports Daddy
Lead actor/actress: Rad
Plot: The New York native blogger Rad begins his journey in blogging talking about sports. His objectiveness and honesty are notable as well as his open-mindedness, too. But suddenly, Rad disappears which leads to many questions as to what happened and where's he been. Then a few months later, he appears on other friend's blogs to leave comments as well as let them know he stopped by. His journey in blogging also includes his wife and daughter along that way that show him ever-loving support. This hit movie is Rad's debut on the big screen and is a great way to start his acting career.
Note: This movie nearly never happened after an argument led to a producer getting angry at Rad. Reportedly, the producer proclaimed that LeBron James was to be the greatest NBA player ever when and if he gets 4-5 rings. Rad's dislike for Michael Jordan are noted in the film, but he defended him by not denying his greatness to this producer. Some changes happened behind the scenes, but ownership backed Rad up on that argument.

My Piece of Paradise
Lead actor/actress: Bill
Plot: As a guy who writes on four blogs, Bill has accumulated many friends as well as being a standout blogger. Or so it seems. In his ever-changing layouts that he uses hides a man that doesn't allow his friends to be taken advantage of. What looks like paradise for some turns out to be a nightmare for those wanting to cross him or his friend's paths. Bill defends his territories while becoming well-loved and respected by bloggers in the community. This action-drama will have you glued to the screen until its unpredictable ending.
Note: Negotiations were easy-going at first until producers tried to tell him about not taking a break to become the first commenter on other blogs. Bill objected to this, and was prepared to comment about this incident on his blog before producers got the message. Other than that, no other behind the scenes issues existed.

Hit Me!
Lead actor/actress: Dhemz
Plot: Dhemz is a blog-wise, no-nonsense writer that becomes the target of the infamous Hitten Run - a blogger that swiftly leaves nasty comments before running away. It becomes apparent that Hitten Run took Dhemz' "Hit Me!" picture for literally meaning to hit bloggers with violent posting. After seeing the True Blogger Story: Hitten Run, she immediately suspects the person behind the production of that: David Funk. Even after claiming that he was "killin" her, the writer was NOT Hitten Run. Will Dhemz be able to track down the real Hitten Run who used the "Hit Me!" photo as inspiration to start insulting her and other bloggers before running away?
Note: Dhemz nearly turned down the role because of a monetary issue of not being paid enough directly to post about the production of the film as well as the layout for the studio. Eventually, producers gave in, and paid the multi-talented blogger what she wanted.
P.S. Dhemz, I like this script so much better, and I can see that "Hit Me!" photo on the DVD cover...hehehe!

A Frank Angle
Lead actor/actress: A Frank Angle
Plot: In the world of politics, no one can be sure what you're getting from elections. Frank Angle comes to power as a politician focusing with an open mind on how to fix a damaged economy. In the film, corruption exists as many try to alter the course of history and the voting that would see Frank become President of the Blogging Universe. After expressing his thoughts from an inner mind, Frank is able to overcome it all to lead the Blogging Universe with leadership as well as respect. Delicate issues are covered so well by Frank throughout the film.
Note: Link exchanges became a backstage issue in the making of the film. Producers wanted their own blogs listed as favorites on Frank's site as part of the deal in signing him for the movie. Frank didn't budge invoking his right to run his site the way he wanted to. Producers were wise to not pursue this part of the agreement.

Twinks Blogula
Lead actor/actress: Twinks
Plot: A group of ruthless bloggers are causing trouble in blogging communities with violent acts as well as uploading viruses to shut down well-known members. Originally a target, one such female blogger takes a stand, but has to transform herself into a relentless vampire-like character to combat the evil, ruthless bloggers: Twinks Blogula. Federal agents everywhere immediately notice that the group of bloggers are unresponsive as well as had the blogs sucked dry out of their sites. Now can a cute heroine save the blogging community, avoid the federal agents, and track down the head person responsible for starting this?
Note: At the time of negotiations, Twinks was looking for a bigger payoff after recently taking two jobs in her native Philippines. Twinks also wanted more money because she was concerned about her "sweet" blogger image in making this movie. But since no one else fit the character, they paid her more money.

Another Side
Lead actor/actress: Tripzibit
Plot: He's a well-known blogger that explores the world's most notable unsolved mysteries. His work and personality are liked by nearly every blogger. Then to the shock of many is another side of him that people don't know about. In a game of cat and mouse, we see a militia of bad bloggers that have no clue as to who they made mad. While blog hopping, tripzibit is able to use that as a way to combat this notorious group. Watch as this militia meets their match by crossing another side of tripzibit.
Note: Tripzibit's contract called for him to be on the production set Monday thru Friday without him being aware of it. Upon receiving a phone call after being late, Tripzibit immediately considered leaving the film for good. Tripzibit emphatically told producers that he's only on the set Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. The producers gave in, and the film finished production.

Beyond Hot
Lead actor/actress: DJ Tammy
Plot: Tammy is a red-hot blogger with her own clothing line and two blogs she writes on. She struggles as a single mother, but then launches her own DJ Tammy calendar that helps her to stardom. After a period of time, her "Beyond Hot" t-shirts sell extremely well, and then she finally is able to unite with blogger friends in the Philippines on a Saturday night. The multi-faceted blogging star encountered Blog Parasite which also put her in a BWE ring to settle the score. Tammy's personality wins audiences everywhere in this classic tale.
Note: Monetary issues existed before production of the film after producers wanted to put Tammy's calendars at a discount to help promote the film. Tammy wasn't happy about it, and was prepared to walk off the set. Also, page ranking for her movie was a problem for producers, but Tammy was prepared to call them out on her blog if she didn't get what she wanted. It worked, and the movie was made.
P.S. Be sure to check Tammy's and sister Rosilie contest by going here.

Hideaway
Lead actor/actress: Chie Wilks
Plot: A happy and contented wife, Chie Wilks strived to be a successful blogger. Her struggles to become a great blogger wasn't an easy path, but she continued to press on. Her rise as a blogger is helped by befriending many others as well as supporting them along the way despite claiming to be an irresponsible student in school. Through it all, she manages to garner awards for her personality and blogs she owns. Watch as Chie Wilks makes it in a tough world of blogging.
Note: Producers tried to pay her less for the role as well as for the paid post for the film. They tried to entice her for the role with more awards, but Chie wasn't buying it. She nearly stormed off the set, but producers finally had enough sense to realize that they'd be letting a very talented female blogger walk away to take a better offer and never know of her Whereabouts.

People, Places, Events
Lead actor/actress: Meryl
Plot: She's a beautiful, talented blogger that reviews places she's seen with honesty and sound reasoning. Meryl eventually rises in the blogging community and is known around the world for her kindness to others. Then it happened. Meryl briefly left the community after severe weather struck her living area. She managed to have a road trip full of pictures as she made the most of her early vacation. The road trip is a long, exhausting one full of highs and lows for her and her family. This movie combines beauty and real-life circumstances in one as a must-see film.
Note: On the first day of production, Meryl was late showing up. Soon, it was discovered that she had to leave to go to her in-laws place to feed a starving cat. According to her, the cat lived and was very hungry when she arrived. The producers were going to move on without her until she explained what happened.

Business Matters
Lead actor/actress: Amiable Amy
Plot: Involving anything around it, Amy writes blogs on three different sites. The value of friendship is shown by her throughout the film as she gains notoriety for her support as well as open-mindedness on her blogs. She encounters different people that mostly adore her personality, but does encounter a hater, too. The community rallies behind her as she continues her rise to blogging stardom. In this movie, it becomes obvious of the jealousy from this hater for Amy as she garners numerous awards. Watch as haters attempt to foil her blogging career only to see Amy move on despite many attempts to get to her. They learn that business matters.
Note: Not known for procrastinating, Amy posted a number of awards while production of this film was on-going. At first, this didn't sit well with producers until they found out a protest from her blogger friends kept their mouths shut for the remainder of the making of the film.

Step & Journey
Lead actor/actress: Cacai M
Plot: In a world full of negative publicity, Cacai M flexes her blogging muscles as a positive role model in the community. This well educated, kind-hearted blogger makes the most of her time while helping others struggling to make it. She balances a marriage as well as busy lifestyle to the respect and adoration of bloggers everywhere. Watch this documentary-type film of Cacai as she models herself in a hectic world while never forgetting where it is that she came from.
Note: Not left with many options for this role for producers to pick from, Cacai's business attitude helped her negotiate her own contract without an agent. Producers wanted to make it in a more negative tone with violence posting thrown in, but Cacai wasn't going to give in to that. She was given what she wanted throughout production.

The Way I Used To Be
Lead actor/actress: Jenny
Plot: Jenny talks about life as a student, blogger, and wife as well as the road to how she used to be. Her road from the Philippines to Sweden is covered that includes triumph and bumps in the road along the way. Her sweet, jolly ways connects with viewing audiences everywhere. Her busy schedule with school to go along with being a loving wife is noticeable in the film as well. The way she used to be to what she is now makes this a hit film for fans everywhere. S-H-Y guest stars.
Note: During production of the film, mechanical problems existed with Jenny's laptop. However, her husband made sure she had another one so she could finish the film. The film was completed in a very short time.

Our Journey To Forever
Lead actor/actress: Lainy
Plot: This romantic film stars Lainy as she talks eloquently and openly about the journey in her life. This road is a bumpy one with controversy surrounding at every turn, but Lainy is undeterred in her path to blogging stardom. This epic tale shows the colorful, creative superstar blogger that everyone can fall in love with. Balance is key throughout the movie, and is on display to show the world her road to where she's been and where she's at.
Note: Controversy arose when producers noticed a hacker on the loose during the making of the film. The objective and fair-minded Lainy was able to refocus her attention to deliver a performance of the ages.

Stacey Avenue
Lead actor/actress: Stacey Tee
Plot: There's a lot that goes on in some of the most famous streets around the world. But then there's Stacey Avenue. Her climb to stardom in blogging began in 2005 and now she has a street named after her. The well-loved fitness enthusiast who can't give up McDonald's French Fries rises up to notoriety in the eyes of friends in her native Philippines and all over the world. There are some difficulties along the way with certain trolls trying to get to her, but she fends them off with open-mindedness that carries her to the top. Watch to see how and why the hottest street in the world became what it is in this epic tale!
Note: During production, at least one producer took to heart a shirt that said "Don't aggravate Stacey, it's deadly"(in Filipino language) as meaning she couldn't cooperate with others behind the scenes. Upon lack of proper judgement, the producer was fired which delayed the making of the film. Stacey didn't rip anyone's head off for the delay of the movie, but a producer was ripped of his job for causing it.

Spammers
Lead actor/actress: Mileka Malay
Plot: She's a hot hip-hop blogging artist with a clear love for music. She constantly watches music videos. But underneath it all lies a woman that is relentlessly trying to go after those who flood her chatbox with spam messages. Soon after, those spammers follow her around despite being warned that they'll be banned for spamming her chatbox. Nonetheless, she hunts them down one by one after they continue on spamming. Then Mileka downloads software that leads to her spammers getting a dose of their own medicine. Off the internet, they try to force themselves into her life which Mileka fights against. Putting her hip-hop career on hold, can she uncover the spammers and rid their very existence on the internet?
Note: Mileka was upset when production first started because of producers wanting her to upload the music they wanted on her site. Plus, they teased her about spamming especially during scenes involving Spammers flooding her chatbox. She eventually turned the tables by banning them from viewing videos which ownership finally stepped in to pay the talented beauty what she deserved.

Operation Aborted
Lead actor/actress: 3rdStoneFromTheSun
Plot: Posting about football is 3rdStone's passion. His path to being a top-notch sports blogger is well noted and documented. However, a problem comes up. Those using a certain browser are unable to access his site. He loses viewers which begins to trickle down to his friends as well. Those in charge of the browsing company are uncooperative, and soon will learn that the truth hurts like freedom. 3rdStone becomes the law and breaks into their headquarters to uncover what can only be described as unbelievable. Can 3rdStone help save the blogging universe by restoring the one browsing company that can access any site at any time?
Note: At first, 3rdStone wasn't allowed to go crazy after producers wanted the atmosphere on the set to be nonsensical. When confronted by ownership, 3rdStone told producers what truly horrible lives they must live. Ownership respected 3rdStone's opinions, and the set was more relaxed for the remaining of production.

Again, do NOT take this seriously. I will create more movie scripts later. Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed.

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