Note: This is fictional, and none of this is to be taken seriously. It is about BWE(Blog Wrestling Entertainment) in which bloggers are written into storylines. Some of the opinions expressed here are inside jokes amongst us as well. And yes, the locations and travel are NOT real.
Note: AB means Associated Bloggers
Mileka Agrees To Deal With BWE
Manchester, United Kingdom(AB)- U.K. blogger Mileka Malay has agreed to a deal with Blog Wrestling Entertainment according to reports. The terms of the deal were not immediately disclosed, but it is believed to be another lucrative contract offered by BWE.
The red hot music blogging superstar has said in an email to CEO David Funk that she loved the idea of BWE. There was an indication that a music theme deal with BWE may very well have been part of the contract along with Mileka possibly stepping into the ring.
Mileka could not immediately be reached for comment on her contract status. Her talent will be of big help in BWE.
My opinion: She already has the Hip Hop, Pop, and R&B Stop on her blog! I have a feeling it will be a one stop shop for those interested in a buy one, get one free a$$-whooping sales for anyone that crosses her path. Her and her blog does kick a$$ for sure!
BWE Throwdown! Preview
Here is the previous Throwdown! Blog: BWE Throwdown!
The event comes to you from the Pynk Candy Arena in Kuching, Malaysia tomorrow.
-Recently on the new BWE Blog Center, Philly The Kid called a press conference to challenge the hated Blog Stalker to a DND match. Philly has really grown tired of his antics, and demanded a match on the upcoming Throwdown! BWE Throwdown! GM KDL has made this match official for the upcoming Throwdown! The only way you win a DND match is spray paint your opponent red before throwing them into the dumpster that will be sitting at ringside. Will Philly be able to back up his talk and take down Blog Stalker?
Main Event:
BWE Heavyweight Champion Mo Morrissey & mojomike vs The Sporting Blog members Chris Littman and Spencer Hall: The BWE Champion and No. 1 contender must find a way to get along against The Sporting Blog members. TSB interrupted the last show, but paid a heavy price. They can take pleasure in knocking off the champion and No. 1 contender in this match. Can Mo and mojomike get along and beat TSB?
-KDL, despite heavy rumors of him wanting to step down as GM over the underage blogger controversy, has made two Money in the Blog Ladder qualifying matches where the winners of each will go on to No Recovery to compete for a guaranteed title shot against anyone they choose whoever wins......
-The Karmic Boomerang vs Lanz w/Mrs. Lanz: This is a battle of two great bloggers on Sporting News, and only one of them will go onto No Recovery! It is hard to call this one!
-fragnoli vs Dave "Large" Larzelere of TSB: TSB has a chance to get a representative in the Money in the Blog Ladder match at No Recovery! Fragnoli was knocked out of the BWE Title picture for No Recovery, but can get back in it with a win to go to the Pay-For-View. Can Frag lift the "supposed" curse and get back to his winning ways against a TSB member?
-Afrank Angle will be on hand, and sources have told us that he'll reveal what his campaign agenda is. He made a big splash in his debut on the previous Throwdown!, so this could be an announcement of epic proportions.
-An unknown group wearing monkey suits and masks have attacked bloggers on the BWE roster of late including the previous Throwdown! show. Who are they, and will they show up at that Pynk Candy Arena?
-As announced on BWE Blog Center, Maxi will be at ringside for Throwdown! We have just been informed that Twinks Blogula will also be joining her at ringside to watch the action. This could be big trouble for someone or BWE for that matter.
-Sharon Chong, owner of the Pynk Candy Arena, will be in attendance with many of her friends at this event. She has never seen BWE action, and is excited to see it along with her other friends. No one knows for sure who her friends are that will join her.
Tune in tomorrow right here on Basic Bloganomics for BWE Throwdown!
4/06/2009 10:19:00 AM
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