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Tonight, the road to No Recovery! continues as BWE Promotions takes its Asian Invasion Tour to the Pynk Candy Arena in Kuching, Malaysia! Tonight for the first time ever, BWE Heavyweight Champion Mo Morrissey teams up with No. 1 contender Mojomike to take on The Sporting Blog members Chris Littman & Spencer Hall! Philly The Kid debuts tonight, and gets his wish of facing The Blog Stalker in a DND match! Plus, two Money in the Blog qualifying matches and much more! The return of BWE Throwdown! is on right now!
BWE Throwdown!
LIVE from the Pynk Candy Arena in Kuching, Malaysia!
(Fireworks and pyros rotating with pink candy in from the ThrowdownTron are set off as we are live on the air for the return of BWE Throwdown! Cameras have circled around the arena as the fans erupt. Fans can be seen fighting over the pink candy that has fallen into the crowd. The camera zooms in on the ThrowdownTron. The arena is fully covered in pink. The ring, seats, announce tables, the walls, and everything is pink.)
Sabre Blade: Welcome everyone to the soldout Pynk Candy Arena here in Kuching, Malaysia! This is BWE Throwdown! I'm Sabre Blade, and I'll be calling the action tonight! This is our first stop for BWE Throwdown! on the Asian Invasion tour here in Malaysia! In case you haven't noticed, the arena is decked out completely in pink! That's because we're here at the Pynk Candy Arena, and the owner is a pink fanatic!
(Cameras show the Pynk Candy Arena owner Sharon Chong and friends making their way back to their luxury suites. They just stopped by the snack bar, and have food in the luxury suite)
Sabre Blade: There you see the owner of this arena and they're here to watch the action unfold here tonight! What a show for you tonight!
-Main Event:
BWE Heavyweight Champion Mo Morrissey & mojomike vs Chris Littman & Spencer Hall from The Sporting Blog: Our champion and the No. 1 contender are teaming up for the first time, and one has to wonder if they can co-exist together! Nonetheless, these two teams are set to beat the fool out of each other!
-Philly The Kid vs The Blog Stalker in a DND match: Philly The Kid called out The Blog Stalker during a live press conference, and the GM made this match! In case you haven't seen a DND match, this won't be for the weak at heart!
-Money in the Blog Qualifying Match:
fragnoli vs Dave "Large" Larzelere from TSB: This is a chance for fragnoli to go to No Recovery for another guaranteed shot at the BWE Title! TSB gets their one chance to send a member to the Money in the Blog Ladder Match at No Recovery! Will Frag lift the curse or will the Larzelere be going to No Recovery?
-Money in the Blog Qualifying Match:
lanz1 w/Mrs. Lanz vs The Karmic Boomerang: Two great bloggers, and one great opportunity! One of them will be going to the Money in the Blog Ladder match at No Recovery!
(BWE Throwdown! GM KDL's music hits)
(Face POP)
(He walks out to the ring with a serious look on his face. He never breaks stride as he makes his way down the ramp. He does take notice of all the pink coloring in the arena which causes a puzzled look on his face.)
Sabre Blade: Here comes our GM for this show Ken D. Long, better known to us all as KDL. He's had a lot on his mind with Congress investigating BWE for underage bloggers amongst other things. He's really beginning to regret taking the position from what my sources told me.
(KDL grabs a microphone)
(KDL pauses for a minute as the crowd settles down)
KDL: I wanted to come out here and......
(KDL pauses again)
KDL: I wanted to come out here and say that it has been a priviledge to be GM of BWE Throwdown! But in light of the latest infractions that have gotten Congress involved in investigating BWE, I'm going to be stepping down as GM of Throwdown!
(Heel POP)
Sabre Blade: I can't really say I'm surprised with Congress investigating the promotion.
KDL: I appreciate David Funk giving me this position. I also appreciate the fans for watching this show. I have my own business to run, and this latest investigation has gotten to be too much for me. So after tonight, I'm officially stepping down as GM of BWE Throwdown!
(Heel POP)
KDL: Now......
(Afrank Angle's music hits)
(Instead of red, white, and blue confetti coming down from the rafters like normal, pink confetti falls in the arena)
(Afrank takes notice of this immediately and shakes his head)
Sabre Blade: Wait just a minute! It's the only gold medal winning blogger in BWE history coming down to the ring! What the heck is this about?!
(Afrank still is puzzled by the pink confetti and has made his way inside the ring to grab another microphone)
Afrank: I can't say that I blame you for what you're doing. You own your own business and you don't need to have this investigation going on. Have you already signed the resignation papers?
KDL: Yes, I sent them to our CEO and my time is effectively over after tonight.
Afrank: OK, so I guess it is official. I couldn't help but come out here and address this. I'm officially going to be campaigning for the BWE Throwdown! GM position!
(Face POP)
Sabre Blade: Wow! Now that's a shocker!
Afrank: Originally, I wanted to campaign for the Chairman of the BWE Board of Directors position. But now I want to campaign for the GM position since it is now available. I have a plan to help cleanup the promotion on not only this brand, but both brands. I'm tired of stalkers, trolls, plagiarists, and pests in BWE and the internet! I think.....
KDL: Hold up a second. I just wanted to say that I like really good things! This is a REALLY good thing!
Afrank: I think so as well. See, we need to get rid of the problem areas in this company as well as address the issues that Congress brings up. With my plan, we'll get this promotion.......
(Blog Stalker's music hits)
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre: Now what?! Why is The Blog Stalker coming out here now?! He's already scheduled to face Philly The Kid later on tonight! But he has no business coming out here to interrupt this segment!
(Blog Stalker looks really mad now after seeing all the pink coloring in the arena. He grabs a microphone)
Blog Stalker: First off, Afrank Angle's plan should be to go home while he can because his plan will never work!
(Huge Heel POP)
Blog Stalker: Now as far as you go KDL, you disappoint me and have pissed me off! Now you want to step down after putting me in a DND match against Philly The Kid?! I think it was a bad move and you listened to too many people to make that match! That's why you're stepping down as well because of listening to too many people! You better.....
(KDL cuts off The Blog Stalker)
KDL: I better what? Take you out of that match?
(Blog Stalker shakes his head yes)
KDL: Well, I could do that. But I'm not going to! As a matter of fact, this brand has three representatives that will be in the Money in the Blog Ladder Match at No Recovery! And I only have two matches which means I need one more match to make! So since I like REALLY good things, I'm making your DND match with Philly The Kid into a Money in the Blog Qualifying match!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre Blade: OMG! I don't believe what I just heard!
Blog Stalker: No, no, no, no, no! I want to win the Money in the Blog Ladder match, but you need to not make this a DND match!
Afrank: And I think you need to shut up while you're ahead!
(Huge Face POP)
(Crowd chants "menutup mulut" which is "Shut Up!" in English)
(Blog Stalker is angry with the crowd now)
Frank: I think they're telling you to shut up!
KDL: Excuse me, did you say need? You need to know who's in charge out here! After all the bad things you have done, you should feel grateful that I'm allowing you a chance to go to No Recovery if you win this match! Whether you like or not, your DND match is still on!
(Blog Stalker is now walking away in disgust)
KDL: Hey, where do you think you're going?
(Blog Stalker stops just outside the ring)
KDL: Since you don't like me making this DND match, I'm going to do something else you're not going to like! Your DND match for a spot in the Money in the Blog Ladder at No Recovery is coming right now! Bring the dumpster out here right now!
Sabre: What a shocking segment! This is KDL's last night as GM! Afrank Angle wanted to be on the BWE Board of Directors, but now will attempt to take over for KDL as GM of Throwdown! And the DND match with Philly The Kid vs Blog Stalker will now be a Money in the Blog Qualifying match! Blog Stalker is mad in the ring, and that DND match is up next! Who will go to No Recovery? We'll find out next!
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Sabre Blade: We're back on BWE Throwdown! I'm still in shock over what we just heard before the commercial break!
(Cameras show Maxi and Twinks Blogula at ringside)
(Maxi has on a Health N Beyond shirt with jeans while Twinks has black and pink vampire outfit with leather pants)
Sabre: There you see a couple of our new BWE signings in Maxi and Twinks Blogula with ringside seats! And they are getting ready to witness their first ever DND match!
(Bell sounds)
Ring announcer: The following contest is DND match! The only way you win is spray paint your opponent red before throwing them in this dumpster at ringside and slamming the lid shut! The winner will now qualify for a spot in the Money in the Blog Ladder Match at No Recovery!
(Huge Face POP)
Ring announcer: Introducing first already in the ring from Stalking One Blogger After Another! This is the Blog Stalker!
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre: This Malay crowd already showed their disgust with him earlier tonight! This guy has been one of the most hated BWE stars since he first showed up almost two years ago!
(Philly The Kid's music hits)
Ring announcer: And his opponent! From Harrisburg, Pennsylvania in the U.S.! He's a diehard Philly sports fan! This is Philly The Kid!
(Huge Face POP)
(Philly The Kid has a Philadelphia Eagles shirt and hat on)
(Philly The Kid acknowledges the Malay crowd, and even hugs a kid that is ironically wearing a Philadelphia Eagles shirt)
(Philly throws the hat into the capacity crowd)
(Philly now looks on with anger at the Blog Stalker)
Sabre: Philly wants to go to No Recovery! But as you recall during his press conference, he's been wanting to beat the fool out of the Blog Stalker for some time! Now he gets his shot tonight in a match that he wanted!
DND Money in the Blog Qualifying match at No Recovery
Philly The Kid vs Blog Stalker
(Bell sounds)
Sabre: Here we go Blog Stalker is trying to escape the ring, and then he begins to berate Maxi and Twinks Blogula at ringside! He better pay attention.....Philly with a big time right hand on Stalker as they start this match outside the ring! Folks, a DND match can happen anywhere in the building, but your opponent still has to end up in that dumpster that you see here at ringside! Philly slams Stalker's head into the guard rail! And again! Philly is off to an aggressive start here! Philly is waiting for Stalker to get up! What is he doing! OMG! Philly just speared Stalker and the guard rail has been separated at ringside(Huge Face POP)! Stalker is down, and Philly continues the assault here! It has been all the Philly so far, and now he's taking the fight into the crowd! Stalker is staggering to his feet as he goes up the steps and Philly chases after him! Philly with a clothesline from behind on Stalker! Philly is dragging Stalker up the stairs! I don't think Stalker knows where he is right now! Security is trying to keep the fans from getting in the way here!
(Malay fans begin to block the view of Philly The Kid)
Sabre: Folks, it looks like they're in the luxury suites in the second level! What happened to Blog Stalker?! Philly is looking for him! Philly tried to open a luxury suite door, and Stalker opens it up right on him! Philly was hit in the head by that door! Now Stalker slams Philly's head into another luxury door! Stalker is gaining the advantage! Wait a minute! That's Kelvin Chong, Sharon's brother, that opened up the door! Stalker pushes him out of the way, and throws Philly into the suite! OMG! This the suite that Pynk Candy Arena owner Sharon Chong is in! Her best friend Aneeqa is moving out of the way quickly, too! Stalker is kicking away at Philly! Sharon and her friends are getting up close to the action now! Folks, they are brawling in Sharon Chong's luxury suite! What is Stalker trying to do? He grabs the plate of pink cupcakes, but Sharon stops him! We know she loves cupcakes! Stalker shoves Sharon out of the way and knocks over her cupcakes! What a lowlife piece of crap! But Philly just clotheslined Stalker and he goes falling into the pink glass dinner table in the suite(Huge Face POP)! There's levian that just walked back into the suite, and she can't believe it! Ian is back in the suite as well! Philly just threw Stalker into the plexi-glass in the suite! Philly is beating the fool out of this guy! Stalker has been busted open! Now he throws him into the drink machine! Philly is absolutely relentless here! Finally, Philly throws Stalker out of the suite where they came in at! Stalker is down and out! What is Philly doing?!
Philly: Sorry for the mess!
(Philly drops some money in the suite to help clean up the mess)
Sabre: Blog Stalker is barely moving, and Philly is kicking away at him! Folks, this is total domination by Philly The Kid here! Philly is now dragging Stalker back down the steps! Thank goodness they got out of Sharon's suite! As Jim Ross would say, Stalker is getting an unscheduled a$$-whooping tonight! Philly slams the head of Stalker up against that wall! Philly grabs Stalker, and gives him a vertical suplex on the concrete floor! Philly is looking around for something! Uh oh! He just found a wood table! Stalker is covered in blood and this isn't going to be pretty! Stalker is out cold! Wait! Where is Philly going?! He's going back up the steps and into the Sharon's suite! Oh no! Philly sees that hole in the plexi-glass that he put Stalker in earlier! Don't do it Philly! Don't do it! OMG! Philly just jumped from the luxury suite window with a legdrop in Stalker! He was 15 feet in the air!
(Crowd chants "suci najis!" which means Holy sh!t in English)
Philly is slowly getting up, but he wisely used Stalker as a shield to brace his own fall! Stalker is now being carried down the ramp and into the lower level! Philly throws him over the guard rail onto the concrete floor as the action is now back at ringside! The dumpster is right next to the ring! Philly throws Blog Stalker into the ring, and now he grabs two red spray paint cans! OMG! He just busted Stalker over the head with one of them, and the red spray paint can exploded everywhere! Now he sprays Stalker with that paint can! Philly just slammed Stalker into the pink dumpster at ringside! Now all he has to do is shut the top lids for the match to be over! Philly shuts one lid, and is ready to shut the other! Wait a second! Philly goes to slam the other lid shut, but opens it back up! He opens the other lid now! Philly, what are doing?!
(Philly climbs the top rope in the ring)
Sabre: Uh oh! OMG! Philly with an elbow drop off the top rope into the pink dumpster on Blog Stalker(Huge Face POP)! What carnage in that dumpster! Philly is slowly getting out, and now he slams the first lid! And now slams the other top lid shut! Philly is going to No Recovery! as he qualifies for the Money in the Blog Ladder match! With this performance tonight, it is easy to see why Philly can win that match! He said to expect total destruction in this match, and that's exactly what he did to Blog Stalker!
Winner- Philly The Kid qualifies for the Money in the Blog Ladder match at No Recovery!
(Philly is celebrating in the ring as the EMTs come to check on Blog Stalker)
Sabre: What an opening match here on Throwdown! Philly is more than capable of winning that Money in the Blog Ladder match at No Recovery!
(Camera show a split screen of The Karmic Boomerang with boomerangs in hand and of Lanz as his wife just exited her locker room)
Sabre: There's Karmic and Lanz as both are ready to go at it! One of these two great bloggers will be going to the Money in the Blog Ladder match at No Recovery! We'll find out which one will qualify next! Stay tuned!
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(Cameras show outside the arena)
Sabre: We are back on BWE Throwdown! from the Pynk Candy Arena here in Kuching, Malaysia! Yes, everything in this place is pink which is obviously the favorite color of Pynk Candy Arena owner Sharon Chong! She was up close to the action when Philly The Kid destroyed Blog Stalker in a DND match to qualify for the Money in the Blog Ladder match at No Recovery!
(Camera shows ArnieV standing by with BWE Champion Mo Morrissey and No. 1 contender Mojomike)
ArnieV: Mo Morrissey and mojomike, tonight you two must co-exist together before you face each other for the BWE Heavyweight Championship at No Recovery!
Mo Morrissey: All I have to say is TSB going down tonight, and mojomike better get on the same page as me! I'm still holding onto this title for a long time no matter what happens tonight or at No Recovery!
Mojomike: In case you haven't noticed, I'm the Unstoppable Mojomike and the first ever Blogger's Rumble winner! TSB members can't stop me and neither will the Mo Morrissey! Don't worry about me, Mo! TSB will get PDX'ed tonight! Then I'm going to use my flight code on you at No Recovery!
Mo Morrissey: We'll see about that! I'm the one holding the gold, and I will still have at No Recovery! TSB will find out tonight why I'm the BWE Heavyweight Champion!
Mojomike: For now!
(Both Mo and mojomike walk away from the set)
(Bell sounds)
Sabre: Wow! Mo Morrissey and mojomike may not make it out to the ring without an implosion between them! They had better find a way to co-exist if they want to keep that momentum heading to No Recovery! And here we go with our second Money in the Blog Qualifying match!
(The Karmic Boomerang's theme hits)
Ring announcer: The falling contest is scheduled for one fall! It is a Money in the Blog Qualifying match where the winner will go on to compete in that match at No Recovery!
(The Karmic Boomerang is handing out boomerangs to kids at ringside and spots a few wearing his shirt)
Ring announcer: Introducing first from Portland, Oregon in the U.S.! He's known as Oregon Tailgater on SN, and is one of their finest bloggers! This is The Karmic Boomerang!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: Huge ovation for Karmic here as he looks ready to win this match and go on to No Recovery! This is going some kind of match as Karmic will have his hands full in trying to win this one!
(Lanz' music theme hits)
Ring announcer: And his opponent! Being accompanied to the ring by Mrs. Lanz! From Boston, Massachusetts in the U.S.! One of the great SN bloggers of all-time! This is Lanz!
(Huge Face POP)
(Lanz and Mrs. Lanz shake hands with the capacity crowd, and now are looking into the ring at Karmic)
Sabre: An equally good ovation for Lanz and Mrs. Lanz here! These two have been in BWE since its inception, and are no rookies here in the promotion! We've even seen Mrs. Lanz mix it up with other bloggers before! What a match this is going to be!
Money in the Blog Qualifying match:
The Karmic Boomerang vs Lanz w/Mrs. Lanz
Sabre: Here we go as both men circle around the ring! Collar-n-elbow tie-up and Karmic with an early advantage as he backs Lanz into a neutral corner! Karmic with a clean break! Another collar-n-elbow tie-up and Lanz backs Karmic in this time! Clean break by Lanz! Another collar-n-elbow in the middle of the ring, and Karmic with hip toss! And another! Clothesline attempt was blocked into an inverted facebuster by Lanz! What a counter by Lanz! Lanz backs Karmic in the corner, and gives him some knees to the gut! Lanz has picked up the aggressiveness with those knees to the gut! Big-time right hand by Lanz! Into the far side, but Lanz goes shoulder-first into the turnbuckle as Karmic gets a side suplex on Lanz! Karmic picks Lanz up and slams him head-first into the turnbuckle! Big-time right hand by Karmic here! Karmic charges in with a shoulder to the gut of Lanz! And another! Lanz is really in trouble here! Into the far side, and Karmic goes chest-first into the turnbuckle! Elevation backdrop by Lanz on Karmic! Lanz with a slingshot on Karmic, followed by a clothesline! 1-2-but Karmic kicks out! Lanz backs Karmic into ropes! Into the far side, and Karmic ducks clothesline, but runs into a flying leg lariat! 1-2-but Karmic kicks out again! Lanz picks up Karmic, and goes for short-arm clothesline! But Karmic grabs his arm while pushing him shoulder-first into the turnbuckle followed by a flying knee to the head of Lanz! Karmic hoists Lanz to the top rope! Lanz tries to fight off Karmic with some right hands! Karmic with some forearm shots to the head of Lanz! OMG! Belly-to-belly suplex off the top rope by Karmic on Lanz! That may do it! 1-2-but Lanz somehow kicks out! Karmic can't believe it! Karmic with a dropkick on Lanz as he tried to sit up! Now Karmic climbs the top rope! What is going to do here?! He connects with a flying elbow drop! That reminded me so much of "Macho Man" Randy Savage in his days with the WWF! Karmic is slow to get up, and Lanz is down! Karmic with a legdrop on Lanz! 1-2-but Lanz kicks out again! Karmic is waiting for Lanz to get up! It looks like he's calling for his Karmic Boomerang finisher(a clothesline from the front and back of the head of the opponent)! Karmic charges at Lanz, but a spinebuster slam! Shades of "Double A" Arn Anderson as good 'ol JR would say! Both men are down on the mat!
(Ref begins the 10-count)
(Karmic and Lanz get to their feet at about the same time)
Sabre: Both men are up, and Lanz with a kick to the stomach followed by snap suplex on Karmic! This has been one heck of a match, but only one of them is going to No Recovery to compete in the Money in the Blog Ladder match! Lanz with another suplex attempt, but an inside cradle by Karmic! 1-2-but Lanz barely gets out of it! Wow! That was close! Lanz goes for another clothesline, but Karmic counters it into a Russian Leg Sweep! Karmic goes for an elbow drop, but Lanz moves out of the way! Lanz picks Karmic up, and slams...wait....countered by Karmic as Lanz' head goes face-first into the turnbuckle! Irish whip, but a nice reversal by Lanz! Karmic ducks a clothesline, and flying off the other side with an elbow smash!
(TSB member Shanoff comes down to the ring)
Sabre: What is Shanoff doing out here?! Lanz with a kick to the gut! Into the ropes, but Karmic reverses! Hey, Shanoff just tripped Lanz inadvertantly! He realizes he tripped the wrong guy! Mrs. Lanz is getting into the face of Shanoff! Lanz is down, and Karmic with a baseball slide knocking down Shanoff on the outside! Karmic doesn't see Lanz getting up! Karmic blocks the Beantown Punch from Lanz with a kick to the gut! Into the ropes, and Karmic counters an elevation backdrop with an attempted vertical suplex! But Lanz counters by landing on his feet! Beantown Punch(Full baseball pitcher's windup ending with a discus like punch)! 1-2-3! Lanz wins it! Lanz is going to No Recovery!
Winner- Lanz qualifies for the Money in the Blog Ladder match at No Recovery!
Sabre: Shanoff's interference really did have an effect on the outcome! Karmic just realizes what happened as he comes to his senses! Bad karma came to him tonight, but Shanoff and the rest of TSB may have some coming their way very soon! Look at Karmic! He's really angry at what just happened! As it is, Lanz is still going to No Recovery to take part in the first ever Money in the Blog Ladder match! What a match that was, but too bad Shanoff had to ruin it because we may never know who won with him coming out here!
(Lanz and Mrs. Lanz head up the ramp as they wave to the capacity)
Sabre: So now we know two of the participants for BWE in the Money in the Blog Ladder Match at No Recovery! The Sporting Blog had no business being out here, and they're still mad about what happened on the previous Throwdown! show! We still have the main event to come tonight as BWE Heavyweight Champion Mo Morrissey teams with No. 1 contender Mojomike to take on Chris Littman and Spencer Hall!
(Camera shows Dave "Large" Larzelere leaving the lockerroom)
Sabre: There's Large Larzelere getting ready for his match with fragnoli! I haven't seen fragnoli all day, and this is for the final BWE spot in the Money in the Blog Ladder match at No Recovery! Stay with us!
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Sabre Blade: We are back on Throwdown! What an evening it's been so far, and the main event is still to come!
(Cameras show Sharon Chong and levian going in line at the concession stand)
Sharon: Yeah, I need more pink cupcakes!
levian: I still can't believe that Blog Stalker jerk knocked over those ones you had in the luxury suite!
Cashier: Hold on. I'll have to see if I have enough for you.
(Maxi and Twinks are now seen showing up in line)
Sharon: Hi Maxi and Twinks! What's with the Dracula look, Twinks? Nevermind, I'm so happy to see you here!
(Sharon, levian, Maxi, and Twinks share in a group hug)
Twinks: I'm still hoping to get that job back home, and I know DF is not happy about it.
Maxi: Bluggin' 'D will be OK.
Cashier: Yeah, we have enough. It will be few minutes before they're ready.
Sharon: OK, thanks.
(We Hate Female Bloggers clan(WHFB) comes up to approach the four ladies)
WHFB#1: We hate all four of you! All of your blogs are terrible! I don't know what people see in female bloggers like you! Yeah Maxi, you talk about your bluggin' friend 'D, and yet he's a friend of yours which means I hate him, too!
Twinks: I'm getting ready to make you unresponsive if you don't leave!
(WHFB begins to berate and grab all four women aggressively before grabbing them by the hair)
(Kelvin Chong, Ian, and Sharon's boyfriend attack WHFB with kindo sticks)
(Sharon's boyfriend is the only one not wearing pink attire)
(Biggest Face POP of the night)
Sabre: Look at this! Sharon's friends have come to fend off the WHFB! Kelvin throws one of them head-first into a metal trash can! OMG! Ian with that kindo stick to the back of one of the WHFB members! Sharon's boyfriend throws a WHFB member over the concession stand counter! All four WHFB are down again! These guys deserve everything they get! They picked the wrong place to mess with these female bloggers!
(Cashier walks out from the baking area in the back, and she didn't hear anything that just happened)
(Cashier looks down at the WHFB member that is down on the ground behind the concession stand counter)
Cashier: What are you doing here? Oh I get it! You tried to break into the register for money and got caught by the owner here! Oh, you hate females, too!
(Cashier attacks the WHFB member with her purse)
Sharon: OK, OK, OK! Stop it! Security, escort these lowlifes out of here!
Cashier: Here's your cupcakes Sharon.
Sharon: Thank you. Put it on David Funk's tab! You know, the CEO of BWE! I'm not paying for anything in my own place! Yay, me!
(All four bloggers start laughing at Sharon's comment)
Twinks: Great! Now we're really crossing the boss now!
(They all get serious before laughing again)
Sharon: Yeah, he tagged me for the "I'm paying for your cupcakes award", too! Yay, me again!
Maxi: Let's get back to our seats before we make blugging 'D mad again!
Cashier: What about this mess?!
levian: Yeah, bill 'D for that, too!
Twinks: I'm really going to get it from DF now! I don't think I'm going to use YM to talk to him for a while now!
(They all start laughing as they head to their seats)
Sabre: Wow! The WHFB really hasn't learned anything, have they?! I'm sure we haven't heard the last of these guys though! This is the Pynk Candy Arena, and this place has been rocking all night!
(Bell sounds)
Sabre: Here we go with our last Money in the Blog qualifying match for No Recovery!
Ring announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! It is for the final BWE roster spot in the Money in the Blog Ladder match at No Recovery!
(TSB's theme hits)
Ring announcer: Introducing first from Charlotte, North Carolina in the U.S.! He's a member of The Sporting Blog on Sporting News! This is Dave "Large" Larzelere!
(Huge Heel POP)
(Larzelere notices the pink as he comes out again, and gets disgusted by it)
Sabre: No surprise he isn't well-liked here in Malaysia! TSB has already made an impact tonight as they interfered in the match involving Lanz and The Karmic Boomerang! In case you missed it, KDL is stepping down as GM after tonight! But that hasn't stopped him from making a tag team match at No Recovery where The Karmic Boomerang and The Ultimate Blogger will face two members of TSB!
(fragnoli's theme hits)
Ring announcer: And his opponent! From the great state of Vermont! He's a WBE Blog of Famer and winner of the 2006 Duff's Cup on SN! This is fragnoli!
(Huge Face POP)
(Frag isn't coming out and the crowd starts to get restless)
(His music continues to play, but he still doesn't come out)
Sabre: As I said earlier, I haven't seen Frag all day. I don't know what to make of this! I understand ArnieV is standing by with a report on Frag!
(ArnieV is shown on camera)
ArnieV: Thanks Sabre. GM KDL just tried to contact Frag on his cell phone, but got no answer. So far, no one has seen Frag at all here. We'll keep you updated should we find out anything.
(All the sudden, the ThrowdownTron goes blank before reappearing again with the guys in monkey suits and masks appearing on it)
Sabre: What the heck is this about? Where's Frag? Folks, I have no idea what to make of this!
(The one wearing the Pseudonym shirt appears in front of the rest of the group)
Pseudonym: So, now do you believe in the Fragnoli Curse? He's not in Malaysia, is he? Well, why is hdiaz not in Malaysia? Wiltfongjr? MadMan? Or how about Kenny Kumar and the Blue Monkey Disco Party? Yeah, none of them are in Malaysia because of flight schedules! I know what happened, but that's not important right now! What is important is who we are! Everyone wants to know who we are!
(Pseudonym takes his mask off to reveal himself as Alex Rodriguez)
Sabre: OMG! That's A-Rod! So he's the one that put the "curse" on Frag? I'm not understanding this!
A-Rod: For over two years, my cousin and I have read blogs on Sporting News and abroad attacking us in every way! Frag, you are a baseball fan and one who roots for the Red Sox! I've watched you make fun of athletes, and we've all grown tired of it! I apologize to all fans and I want to thank my teammates for sticking with me as we now look to take over BWE!
(The rest of the members take their masks off to reveal themselves as Terrell Owens, Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson, Plaxico Burress, Tony Romo, Jason Witten, and Ron Artest)
Sabre: Good Lord! This is over some bloggers speaking their minds! Jeez.
(T-O is doing sit-ups, Ocho Cinco and Plaxico are on their cell phones, Romo and Witten are playing catch with a football, and Artest is listening to rap music on his headset)
A-Rod: Frag, you will never win the BWE Title and the "Fragnoli Curse" is real! You're not there in Malaysia, are you? So we just held the show hostage and no one will stop us now! Hdiaz, Wilt, MadMan, Kenny Kumar, Blue Monkey Disco Party, the CEO! No one! The NCAA on our shirts stands for No Cheaters Are Allowed! That's why we wore the shirts! We're the ones who reported the infractions to Congress about underage bloggers! It looks like the CEO and the GMs don't have much control after all, do they?
Sabre: The audacity of this makes me sick! All over bloggers making an opinion about those athletes!
A-Rod: Now you may resume what little bit of a show you have left already in progress!
(Crowd chants "kamu menghisap!" which means "You suck" in English)
(The ThrowdownTron goes blank again before coming back to show the live arena)
Sabre: Holy cow! This is unbelievable! Professional athletes have had it in with Frag and other bloggers for over a year now! Frag has got to be pissed off wherever he is at, but I don't know where that is! So now we know some BWE guys missed their flights for some reason! Larzelere is celebrating in the ring as the referee has called for a forfeit! Unbelieveable! We hope to get to the bottom of this later! We'll be back!
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(Camera shows Larzelere leaving the ring as he continues to celebrate)
(KDL appears on the ThrowdownTron)
(KDL is on the phone with an unknown person)
KDL: OK, I can't do anything about that because the title is on EBW! I'll pass it along to our CEO on his cell phone before I leave!
(Indistinct message on the phone)
KDL: OK, thank you. Bye.
(KDL hangs up the phone)
KDL: Hey, Larzelere! Where do you think you're going?
(Larzelere points to the backstage area)
KDL: I can't do anything about what happened to Frag. He just called me back, and said that his flight was somehow canceled! So you do win that match by forfeit!
(Larzelere celebrates)
KDL: However, you're not in the Money in the Blog Ladder match...yet.
(Larzelere is confused now)
KDL: In a match of that kind of magnitude at No Recovery!, I'm not allowing anyone to just enter without qualifying in the ring first! Yes, I maybe stepping down tonight as GM, but I'm going to do two more things before I leave! One, since A-Rod decided to interrupt this show and report BWE for infractions when it is none of his business, I'm making a match! I told Frag who the Pseudonym was, and he said he wants A-Rod in the ring! I told him that I'm making my last blockbuster match at No Recovery! It will be Fragnoli vs A-Rod at No Recovery!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: Holy cow! That's huge! What a way to go out as GM by making one of the biggest BWE matches ever!
KDL: And the last match I'm making is right now. Since Frag wasn't able to show up, I've found a suitable replacement for him! Larzelere, now here's your Money in the Blog qualifying match!
(ztw0's music hits)
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: What an eruption here at the Pynk Candy Arena! ztw0 has a chance to qualify for the Money in the Blog Ladder match at No Recovery in his debut!
Ring annnouncer: And introducing the opponent! From Bangkok, Thailand! The man who posts updated news! This is ztw0!
(Huge Face POP)
(ztw0 shakes hands with fans at ringside and now makes a beeline towards the ring as fast he can)
(Bell sounds)
Money in the Blog Qualifying Match:
Dave "Large" Larzelere vs ztw0
Sabre: Here we go! ztw0 ducks a clothesline from Large, and comes flying off the far ropes with a dropkick! ztw0 looks quick, and another dropkick! I still can't believe this night! Frag missed his flight for some reason, and I think we know why others missed there flights, too! ztw0 comes flying off with a springboard off the bottom ropes with a spinning wheelkick on Large! 1-2-but Large kicks out! ztw0 now has a chance to go to No Recovery by winning here! ztw0 comes flying off the ropes, but Large with a big boot to the face! Large wasn't expecting this kind of offense, but now ztw0 is down! It looks like Large is well on his way to No Recovery now! Large with a short-armed clothesline on ztw0! Large with an elbow drop! 1-2-but ztw0 kicks out! Large is kicking away on ztw0! He picks ztw0 up, and delivers a big-time right hand! ztw0 is now in the corner Large whips ztw0 into the opposite corner! ztw0 leaps over Large as he goes flying into the turnbuckle chest-first! ztw0 is trying to recover and regain his senses! Blocked right-hand by ztw0! ztw0 is now using those kicks on Large! Down goes Large! ztw0 with a legdrop on Large! 1-2-but Large kicks out! ztw0 goes for another legdrop, but Large blocks it and leg whips him across the ring! Large is back in control, but a drop toehold by ztw0! ztw0 goes for the Baiyoke Tower Bomb(named after the tallest building in Thailand which is a powerbomb move where the opponent's face crashes into the turnbuckle), but Large counters with an elbow! Large slams ztw0 head-first into the turnbuckle! Whipped into the corner, but ztw0 counters with a kick to the gut of Large! He hit the Baiyoke Tower Bomb! Scissors kick to the back of the head! 1-2-3! ztw0 is going to No Recovery! Wow! I don't believe it!
Winner- ztw0 qualifies for the Money in the Blog Ladder match at No Recovery!
Sabre: ztw0 wins his debut match and is going to No Recovery where he has a chance to earn a title shot against anyone! Large couldn't have prepared for this at all in his defense! Frag couldn't make it for this match, and ztw0 seized the opportunity by winning and going to the Money in the Blog Ladder match at No Recovery! The Thai superstar is very quick which gives him a very good shot to climb that ladder and to win at No Recovery!
(ztw0 celebrates in the ring, then leaves to shake hands with fans heading back up the ramp)
(Larzelere is stunned)
Sabre: Well, Large! You have to earn your way, and ztw0 did just that tonight!
(Cameras show Mo Morrissey and mojomike on split screen leaving their locker rooms)
Sabre: There's our BWE Champion and No. 1 contender! Can they get along as they face Chris Littman and Spencer Hall from The Sporting Blog?! We'll have that answer when we return! Stay with us!
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Sabre: Our main event tag team match with BWE Champion Mo Morrissey & Mojomike facing The Sporting Blog members Chris Littman and Spencer Hall is still to come! The No Recovery! PFV spectacular is going to be off the charts! Careers may be lost, and some may never recover after this mega event at the T-Sad Motor Speedway in Dallas, Texas! What a lineup we have so far for BWE:
Special Grudge Match:
"Calendar Blogger" DJ Tammy vs The Blog Parasite: Tammy signed with BWE because of one reason: she wants The Blog Parasite in the ring. The Blog Parasite doesn't think Throwdown! ranks real high with her, so she'll only show up at No Recovery! Tammy has her ranking back, but is still looking to knock The Blog Parasite into next week at No Recovery!
Tag Team Match:
The Karmic Boomerang & The Ultimate Blogger vs The Sporting Blog: We don't know what members of TSB will be competing, but maybe some bad karma is coming their way at No Recovery after they costed The Karmic Boomerang a spot in the Money in the Blog Ladder match! The Ultimate Blogger was acquired in time to team with Karmic in this one!
Fragnoli vs Alex Rodriguez: I'm still in shock after finding out he's the one that has portrayed the Pseudonym and put the "supposed" curse on Fragnoli! Plus, Frag missed his flight here to Malaysia which may make me believe he really is cursed! A-Rod came on the ThrowdownTron and revealed himself to be The Pseudonym tonight! KDL's last day in office saw him make this mega-match for No Recovery! Frag is looking for payback on A-Rod! Will he get it and prove no curse exists?
Money in the Blog Ladder Match
Philly The Kid vs Lanz1 vs ztw0 vs Yankees3Fan7 vs ???? vs ????: Philly The Kid, Lanz1, and ztw0 have all qualified tonight for this match in BWE! Y3F7 has qualified for EBW! Two more from EBW will qualify, and the winner must grab the scroll that contains a blog entry with a contract guaranteeing the owner a title shot anytime within a year beginning at No Recovery! Six bloggers, one contract! This one will be a brutal match for the right to cash in that blog entry for a title shot at anytime!
BWE Heavyweight Championship
Mo Morrissey(c) vs mojomike: And everything for BWE leads to this. Mo Morrissey's first title defense on PFV against the first ever Blogger's Rumble winner in mojomike! East Coast meets West Coast in Dallas, Texas, but I'm not sure that the central U.S. is big enough to handle these two larger than life bloggers! These two may never recover after this match!
(Bell sounds)
Sabre: And we go!
(TSB's theme hits)
Ring announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! It is the main event tag team match for the evening! Introducing first from Charlotte, North Carolina in the U.S.! Chris Littman and Spencer Hall! They are members of The Sporting Blog!
(Huge Heel POP)
(Littman and Hall refuse to acknowledge fans as they have a look of disdain on their face)
Sabre: This is the match I've wanted to see! TSB will likely have the advantage because their opponents may not be able to co-exist tonight!
(Mojomike's theme)
Ring announcer: And their opponents! First from Portland, OR! He's a veteran blogger from Sporting News, and No. 1 contender to the BWE Title! The Unstoppable, mojomike!
(Huge Face POP)
(Mike comes out with a Portland Trail Blazers jersey on)
(Mojomike slaps a couple of hands, and then looks intensely at TSB)
Sabre: The Blogger's Rumble winner has sure been on a roll as he chose to go after the BWE Title held by Mo Morrissey! I'm just not sure him and our BWE Champion can get on the same page and win this tag team match against TSB. He literally has been unstoppable in BWE of late.
(Mo Morrissey's music)
Ring announcer: And his tag team partner! He's a WBE Blog of Famer and owner of Mo's Tavern! The BWE Heavyweight Champion! This is Mo Morrissey!
(Huge Face POP)
(Mo shakes hands with the Malaysian crowd as he has the belt over his right shoulder heading to the ring. He then looks on with disdain at TSB.)
Sabre: The BWE Champion won the greatest match I've ever seen in this promotion's history at the Blogger's Rumble against fragnoli! Frag has had some really coincidental luck since then, but Mo has not looked back. However, he has to get along with Mojomike in this match, and if tonight has been any indication, I can't say for sure that they can.
Main Event: Mo Morrissey & mojomike vs Chris Littman & Spencer Hall from The Sporting Blog
(Bell sounds)
Sabre: And here we go! Mo looks like he wants to start out, but Mike steps in front of him! Looks like there's friction already for the Champion and No. 1 contender! It looks like Mike will indeed start it off against Spencer Hall! TSB has sure been seen on the show quite a bit tonight! They literally prevented The Karmic Boomerang from going to the Money in the Blog Ladder Match at No Recovery! Mike backs Hall into the corner! Hall with a right-hand! Mike fires back with a right of his own! Trading punches now, and that's not what you want to do to Mike! Mike just knocked the fool out of with right-hand! Hall had better try a different strategy because this isn't working on Mike! Hall charges at Mike, but gets tripped up as Mike now has a side headlock on him! Mike is backed into his own corner, and Mo gets the tag in! Mo with is working on that arm of Hall now! Mo won with a similar strategy at the Blogger's Rumble when he beat fragnoli for the new BWE Title! Hall with a right-hand on Mo, and there's the tag to Littman! Littman comes in, but runs into an elbow from Mo! Irish whip-in, but what a reversal by Littman! Littman goes for the clothesline, but Mo ducks and nails him with a flying shoulder tackle! And another! Mo with a reverse atomic drop followed by a DDT! 1-2-but Hall breaks up the count! There goes Mike with a flying clothesline on Hall! Mike sends Hall to the arena floor! Uh oh! Mike has that ring bell, but the referee comes out to stop him! Mo is really mad now at Mike! Littman from behind with a chopblock on Mo! Mo is down on the mat and in trouble! Can Mo and Mike co-exist and win tonight as a team? We'll find out! Stay with us!
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Sabre: We're back on Throwdown! During the commercial break, Littman and Hall had the advantage and still do! Mo tried a flying body press, but went through the ropes to the outside of the ring! Now Littman tags in Hall! Hall with repeated kicks to the gut and face of Mo! Get in there and do your job ref! Finally the ref gets in there to break it up! Mo is in big trouble here, and he has to find a way to get Mojomike into the ring! Mike really wants in there despite him and Mo having differences already in this match! Hall with a reverse suplex, followed by a knee right to the temple of Mo's head! 1-2-but the Champion kicks out! Mo's head has to be hurting! Hall has a rear chinlock on Mo! Mo is fading, but the Kuching crowd is starting to rally behind him! Mo is reaching down for that something extra! Right-hands to the gut! He breaks the hold, and hits a fireman's carry takeover! But Mo misses a leg drop attempt! I don't think Mo knew where he was because he really needs to make that tag! Hall drags Mo by the feet, and tags Littman back in! Littman with an elbow smash to the chest of Mo! This pace is really deliberate here for TSB! Littman with a modified abdominal stretch on Mo as he is real close to the ropes! There is Hall reaching in for added leverage for Littman on the hold! Mike comes in to protest! C'mon ref! Do your freakin' job for once and open your eyes! Mike finally goes back to the corner, but the damage may have been done to Mo! Littman tries to back Mo in using that stretch, but Mo with a Russian leg sweep! Both men are down, and Mo tries to crawl to the corner to tag in Mike! Here comes Hall into the ring! Mo tags in Mike! Mike with some right-hands on Littman, but the ref didn't see it! Mike is really upset and I don't blame him!
(Mike is pleading his case to the fans and referee)
Sabre: The ref is telling Mike to go back to his corner! Mo walks right into a spike DDT! 1-2-but Mike with the save! 1-2-and Mo kicks out this time! Littman holds onto the legs of Mo, and tags in Hall! Hall with an elbow smash to the back of Mo! Hall slams Mo's head right down to the mat as goes for the pin! 1-2-but Mo is out of it again! Hall reaches out to tag in Littman! Littman goes after Mo, and there is Mike trying to get in the ring! There goes Hall into the ring, and the ref stops him! Littman whips Mo into the corner, and Mo gets both his feet up while Mike delivers the face buster to Littman! Both Mo and Littman are down! Can Mo make the tag?! Mo is almost there! Littman gets the tag to Hall, and Mo finally tags in Mike! Mike with clothesline on Hall! And another one! Mike with a right-hand on Littman that knocks him down to the floor! Mike catches Hall with a sidewalk slam! 1-2-but Littman comes back in to break the count up! Littman gets sent to the floor by Mike! From behind! Hall with a kick to the gut, but Mike with a vicious spinebuster! Now Mike is heading to his corner, and Mo jumps from the ring apron to tag himself in! Mike can't believe it! Oh boy! Look at the face of Mojomike! Mo with a running knee-lift followed by a shoulder-tackle on Hall! Mo is calling for the Full Refund! Hey wait just a minute! There's Larzelere and Shanoff back out here! Haven't they been out here enough tonight! They're distracting Mo! Hall tries to charge at Mo, but Mo with a hot shot as Hall goes throat-first into the top rope! But Shanoff with a trip on Mo as the referee now sees them at ringside! Hey, there's The Karmic Boomerang and The Ultimate Blogger coming out! They're attacking Shanoff and Larzelere on the outside! There goes Littman over to help fend them off! Hall tries a choke slam, but Mo counters into the Full Refund(Huge Face POP)! What a counter! I don't believe it! Mo tags Mike in! Uh oh! Mike is climbing the top rope! Mo with a sling shot to the outside on Littman! Karmic and The Ultimate Blogger have thrown Shanoff into the steel baracade! Mike with the PDX! PDX! PDX! 1-2-3! Mo and Mike win it! I can't believe they got along to win this match!
Winners- BWE Champion Mo Morrissey and mojomike
Sabre: There goes Larzelere into ring, and Mo elevates him over the top rope and out of the ring! Karmic and The Ultimate Blogger are still brawling with Shanoff! Mo and Mike are pointing at the No Recovery! sign above the mezanine suite where the owner of this arena is at! Mike and Mo are ready to go at! Littman comes in, and gets the fool beat out of him and sent to the floor by both Mo and Mike! Mo with a right-hand, and Mike counters! Both men are trading punches and now it has spilled to the floor! There goes Mo onto our announce table! Mo with a kick to stop Mike, and now they are trading punches again! Somebody get out here and break this up! Here comes some of the BWE roster out to try to separate the two! Lanz, Flashjeff, ztw0, Philly The Kid, IHateMillen, and others are out here! Thank God they stopped this because they're really wanting to hurt each other! Mike jumps Mo again as they are brawling on the floor! The BWE can't separate these two, and I don't know if Dallas, Texas will be big enough to stop either men at No Recovery! Mo jumps on Mike, and they are at it again! We're out of time everyone! I'll be back on the Jakarta Encounter show as EBW and BWE invade Jakarta, Indonesia at the Tripzibit Resort! Mike and Mo are still going at it! What a night here in Malaysia! So long everybody from the Pynk Candy Arena in Kuching, Malaysia! GOOD NIGHT!
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1 comments:
this is so interesting! i can actually imagine myself in the same room with the other bloggers. talking n laughing like that. it felt so believing i was in it for real! you are awesome with this, i am so impressed! =D
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