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Next Show Location For Throwdown! Announced
High Point, NC(AB)- BWE Promotions has announced that the next Throwdown! show will happen at the Pynk Candy Arena in Kuching, Malaysia. Tickets for the event are sold out, and has already created a buzz in that country.
The owner of the Pynk Candy Arena has had her crew work very diligently in preparing for the wrestling event. The work being done to the Arena has been closed to the public, but BWE Promotions CEO David Funk has said it will have a look like no other.
"It will be different, and that's all I'll say," said Funk. "Just imagine the possibilities."
This event is the second stop on the current Asian Invasion tour. EBW UnCut took place at the ArnieV Civic Center in the Philippines last month. The last stop will be Jakarta Encounter at the Tripzibit Resort in Jakarta, Indonesia.
Originally, Malaysia was an announced location on the tour, and BWE found that the Pynk Candy Arena was capable of holding an event there. The owner of the ground-breaking facility is equally as excited.
"I wasn't sure a big event could be held in Kuching. But it will be fun for a change here!" said owner Sharon Chong.
The date for the event has not been set due to the uncertainty of construction that is on-going. But this has been confirmed by both parties involved.
Philly The Kid Announces Press Conference
Harrisburg, PA(AB)- Birdbrainz, aka Philly The Kid, has told sources close to BWE that he will be holding a press conference next week in his home city.
While it is not known what the conference is about, there is the feeling that Philly The Kid has had some hostility over some of things he's seen in the blogging community.
Philly has yet to make his debut in BWE, but has said that he's eager to show what he brings to the table. He's a real-life friend of CEO David Funk, and signed a contract with the promotion last month.
Details as to what day the press conference will be held is not known, but he has said it will be sometime in the coming week.
Philly was unavailable by phone or email.
BWE Announces Next Pay-For-View
High Point, NC, USA(AB)- BWE Promotions has announced that the next Pay-For-View following No Recovery! will be the second Holiday Combat show.
The date or location has not been officially announced. It is believed it will take place in late December or early January 2010.
The first Holiday Combat event took place in 2007 at Mojomike Stadium in Portland, Oregon in the United States. That event was posted on Sporting News.
The Rage in a Cage will likely be one of the matches on the card for this event. Blogging superstars from both BWE Throwdown! and EBW UnCut will be involved in this event.
BWE Throwdown! News
-Throwdown! GM KDL continues to be disappointed with the on-going investigation by Congress in BWE. Underage bloggers as well as other possible violations are being looked into by Congress. KDL has been GM on the BWE Throwdown! brand since November.
-Rumors are still flying about the identities of the monkey-wearing guys that have attacked bloggers during matches. One of the contacts following this story believes strongly that this group holds a past grudge over instances that took place in another community. But none of the group has been positively identified.
-The Sporting Blog continues to be upset with BWE no longer being viewed on Sporting News. They have made their point clear on several occasions, and have taken it out on bloggers such as on the last Throwdown! The group continues to cause problems with many bloggers.
-BWE Heavyweight Champion Mo Morrissey is now looking forward to facing the Blogger's Rumble winner and undefeated star mojomike for the title at No Recovery! Fragnoli could have been added to the match, but he was counted out against mojomike.
-According to sources, we may be finding out soon what position Afrank Angle is officially campaigning for. The only gold medal winning blogger in BWE history appears to have the resume to get any position.
-Kenny Kumar and the Blue Monkey Disco Party will be in attendance at the upcoming Throwdown! show from Kuching, Malaysia. It is not known as to what and why they are showing up for in their first appearance with the promotion.
Philippines(AB)- Tchel, aka Twinks, agreed to a new deal with BWE Promotions. At the urging of her friend Maxi, Twinks quickly signed a deal to join her friend in the promotion. The twinkle-toed blogger is excited to have a deal done.
My opinion: As much as Maxi "blugged" me about her to sign with BWE, twinks has a lot of expectations to live up to. I will say anyone that disrespects her "writing space" would not have made a wise move.
Makati City, Philippines(AB)- DJ Tammy, otherwise known to some of us as the Calendar Blogger, has signed a contract with BWE Promotions. The Pinay star is the latest in a good line from her country to sign on with BWE. The outspoken star is ready to unleash her skills.
My Opinion: If I were any of you, I would watch out for the Calendar Blogger. A deal was compromised where she didn't have to discount her calendars as long as she signed a contract and was given a match of her choosing first. I think her choice is quite obvious.....
High Point, NC(AB)- The Blog Parasite has agreed to a temporary deal with BWE Promotions. According to sources, the deal wasn't a full contract because of her refusal to sign on with a company that she feels doesn't rank well and isn't "linked" to greatness. She apparently wants to be linked to the promotion long enough before deciding to cut them off because of it not being well-searched. It is not known where she lives or where she is from.
My Opinion: Well, I have good news about this. Tammy wouldn't have signed on with BWE if she hadn't have found out about this signing, and now she wants her in the ring. I hope the "Calendar Blogger" literally knocks her into next week!
That's the latest news for BWE Promotions and Throwdown! Thanks for viewing!
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