Blogcast Digital Cable

Okay, this is a parody blog, and is NOT to be taken seriously. Some initials are obvious, and others I made up to add in here. I hope you enjoy.

Blogcast Digital Cable

Basic Channels:

ABC(American Blogging Corporation)
Monday Night Blogging is no longer on ABC.

CBS(Complete Blogging Station)
60 Blogs is the highest rated show, and highlights the best 60 bloggers periodically.

NBC(National Blogging Channel)
Notre Dame bloggers negotiated their own deal to post about their team on this network.

BOX
BOX NBL(National Blogging League) Sunday is a hot hit during the fall and winter months. Banishment Break is a show about members trying to break out of a permanent ban to get back to posting on sites they're no longer allowed on.

CW(Child's World)
A place for children to view blogs and post if they choose.

UPN(Unified Plagiarism Network)
This network is about plagiarism for those who do this, and also for those who are caught by others, too.

Cable Channels:

ESPN(Excitingly Skillful Posting Network)
The Exciting Posts Collector is a huge hit on this network. Plus, BlogCenter shows reruns every morning with highlights of bloggers from the day in blogs.

BET(Blog Entertainment Television)
MadMan is in charge of this network for African-Americans.

CNN(Community News Network)
A 24-hour network with community news from Blogger and WordPress.

TBS(Total Bugging Station)
Maxi has her own network as she teaches you how to bug bloggers at the right time. Just joking Maxi, and you knew this was coming!

TNN(Texasadlerfan's NASCAR Network)
Texasadlerfan covers NASCAR like no other, and if you like that sport, this is the channel for you!

MTV(Mo's Tavern Venue)
Morrisseyweb's station features views on sports, politics, business, and other personal matters that will be of interest to you.

VH1(Viewing Hits One)
Viewing the best blog hits around the world. Behind the Blogger is a highly acclaimed hit show on this network.

CMT(Completely Musical Territory)
Mileka provides hip-hop music news as well as video releases on this network. Music Review Zone looks at news and reviews past album releases, too.

ALC(Another Language Channel)
This channel features blogs that are viewed in other languages besides English.

TNT(Total Nonsense Topics)
This is the network that has blog topics that are completely senseless, inappropriate, or abusive to post. BDC has considered removing this from their standard package.

CNBC(Canadian National Blogging Channel)
Canada has many great bloggers and sports fans. So for those that are from north of the border or fans of Canada can check this channel out.

MSNBC(My Sporting News Blog Channel)
You can talk about your blog and even request to have it featured on the network as often as you put in for it. This is a station for Sporting News bloggers.

TWC(Technically Without Commenting)
This is for blogs that have disabled the ability to leave comments on entries. But you can still view the forecast or ratings of each blog in your local area at the eights of every hour.

QVC(Quality Viewing Channel)
You pick quality, valuable, and convenient blogs to order for you or a loved one on any occasion. Anisha has her own show where you can wish someone you know a Happy Birthday, too.

WGN(World Gossip Network)
Rumors, scandals, and other small talk dominate this station.

USA
Blogs about American patriotism and so much more.

MSN(Mia Sports Network)
Miatay has her own network for sports coverage, news, and opinion on this station.

TPC(Teen Posting Channel)
A channel for teen bloggers.

HBC(Health-Beauty Channel)
Ria brings her knowledge and advice on health and beauty tips as well as providing nutritional tips, too. Maxi also makes appearances on this station, too.

WFC(World Football Channel)
Football Lovers has you covered on football(North America calls it soccer). Plus, Crazy Canton Cuts is shown here which covers NFL players from the past like no other place around.

FSC(Fantasy Sports Channel)
Lester's Legends can be seen here with the latest fantasy news on all sports.

CMT(Comical Members Theater)
Funny, amusing, and witty bloggers post entertaining blogs on big stages for all readers.

QAC(Quit Angry Posting)
For those with anger management problems, members are here to post advice and expert analysis about those issues.

AMC(Artificial Members Channel)
This is for bloggers that want to post anything under another ID whether it's anonymous or not.

Discovery
You'll discover blogs you may not know about, and those that you're familar with, too.

A&E(Access & Entry)
Behind the scenes access of bloggers and the ideas they're preparing to post in advance for their communities as you can gain entry passes to meet them in person.

Lifeblog
Blogs for women.

History
History and look back at some of the best blogs in the history of the internet. Unsolved Mysteries of the World by tripzibit is featured on this channel.

HGTV(Hyping Games TeleVision)
Games that are hyped up for bloggers to read as to why they matter. This pertains to sports, video gaming, and so much more. Game Lover is seen on this station providing video gaming information.

TLC(The Learning Channel)
For those wanting to learn how to blog or ideas for blog topics or ways to make money, then you can get a lot out of this channel. E-PERA is on this station to help you make money as a blogger.

BRAVO(Blog Replying After Viewing Opinion)
This network is great for those who want to leave better replies on blogs that you may or may not agree with.

E!
E stands for Edit, and the network focuses on editing blogs that will feature better content that says more than the original post.

TNT(Total Non-stop Topics)
This station features a wide range of topics covered by bloggers around the world. Afrank Angle brings his expertise to this channel.

FX(Filipina Xtras)
This station for filipinas has insight provided by women from the Philippines. ArnieV, DJTammy, and more are on this channel. May not be available in all areas. Check with your local service provider.

TDN(Travel Destination Network)
This station talks about venues from around the world, and so much more. Arthemia(World Travel) is featured here.

C-SPAN(College-Sports Publishing Access Network)
College basketball, football, and other collegiate bloggers are here to provide coverage round the clock to you.

ABCFAM
Blogs for the entire family to view.

Animal Posting
Malvolio8 can be seen frequently on this network talking about animals of all kinds.

GLOBE(Gorgeous Ladies Of Blogging Entertainment)
The most beautiful female bloggers are here on this station.

IOC(Indonesia Occupational Channel)
Indonesia Hospital and Indonesia Hot News are featured on the network for Indonesian bloggers. Quantum Indonesia Translogistic can be found on this channel, too.

Premium Channels:

HBO(Home Blog Office)
Real Blogs with Bigtoke and Blogging After Dark are popular running documentaries, too. This premium channel is available for free for the first three months if the BDC package is purchased.

Blogtime
Blogtime Championship Posting is the longest running show on the network. Inside the NBL is now home of Blogtime after previously being on HBO. This premium channel is available for free for the first three months if the BDC package is purchased.

Cineblog
The best in blogs not available on basic Blogcast Digital Cable. This is also the first network to feature the Blog Wars series. This premium channel is available for free for the first three months if the BDC package is purchased.

InDesire
The best in PFV blogging. BWE PFVs can be purchased on this channel. The next PCW PFV, Weapons of Mass Political Destruction, can be purchased on this station. Sports Pay-Per-View also has sports events for purchase here.

NBL Sunday Ticket is not available for BDC Package.


All channels are available in HD, and close captioning is an option, too.

Other special offers:

High-speed posting is available for discount with purchase of the BDC package.

Digital Phone Blogging is available which allows you to digitally post blogs from your phone line. You can also purchase another line for your cell phone for an additional charge.

Installation is free, and service will be taken care of within 3-5 business days.

And again, this isn't to be taken seriously. You can add creative channels in comments if you like to have fun with this. I'll edit them in along with giving you credit for them if you do.

Thanks for viewing and God Bless.

David

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