BWE Throwdown! Newsletter

Note: This is fictional, and none of this is to be taken seriously. It is about BWE(Blog Wrestling Entertainment) in which bloggers are written into storylines. Some of the opinions expressed here are inside jokes amongst us as well. And yes, the locations and travel are NOT real.

Note: AB means Associated Bloggers

Front Page Headlines

BWE Throwdown! & EBW UnCut Locations Announced

High Point, NC(AB)- BWE Promotions has announced the next three locations for their brand of entertainment. They've announced the Asian Invasion tour for the upcoming tour.

EBW UnCut, which debuts on Basic Bloganomics this week, will come to you live from ArnieV Civic Center in Catbalogan, Samar, Philippines. This will be the first BWE Promotions event ever held outside the USA. A preview for the show will come before the event is posted.

The next BWE Throwdown! will be coming to Malaysia as part of this tour. This will be the first Throwdown! held outside the USA. The city and facility will be announced soon.

Also it was announced that an event called Jakarta Encounter with both BWE & EBW shows on the same night. It will take place at the Tripzibit Resort in Jakarta, Indonesia. This event will be the last one held before the Pay-For-View event, No Recovery!

No Recovery! will be coming to the T-Sad Motor Speedway in Dallas, Texas.


Congress To Investigate BWE For Infractions

Washington D.C.(AB)- Congress has been given a report by a private investigator in which BWE has violated the underage policy for bloggers.

According to the investigator, BWE has used bloggers that were under the age of 18 in matches which is not legal. Recently, bloggers such as jaysfan and Geek in the Pink as well as doodlebug have appeared on shows interfering in matches despite being underage.

The NCAA has also reported other infractions in the promotion including those that still use blog writing enhancing steroids. The CEO David Funk was once accused of taking them himself, but the charges were later dismissed because of forgery from another person on the roster.

Congress has requested a date for BWE representatives to testify by the promotion and their activities at a time to be determined.


BWE Throwdown! News

-Rumors are flying about who this group wearing monkey suits and NCAA shirts attacking bloggers are. The one wearing The Pseudonym shirt apparently has some kind of problem with fragnoli. Fragnoli has repeatedly denied claims that he's under a curse, and has said his head was bothering him in his match with mojomike on the previous Throwdown! show. Fragnoli has demanded that The Pseudonym and this group reveal themselves at the next Throwdown! show.

-Afrank Angle's campaign continues to tour around the nation, and now he's going to take that to Asia. No one knows for sure what "Presidential" position it is that he's looking at, but maybe he'll shed some light at the next Throwdown! event in Malaysia.

-With the potential of probation in BWE Promotions because of the report sent to Congress, BWE Throwdown! GM KDL is feeling very uneasy about the future of the promotion. KDL wasn't available for comment, but his publicist said he's not feeling real good about the situation at the moment.


BWE Transactions

Los Angeles, CA, USA(AB)- Cashew Redneck and Blue Monkey Disco Party has signed with BWE Promotions. Kenny Kumar, who is the Cashew Redneck, negotiated the deal over the phone while on business in Chicago last week. The Blue Monkey Disco Party also readily signed a deal with BWE Promotions.

My Opinion- The only problem I have with this is the ring attire. I'm not sure anyone wearing a Blue Monkey suit coming out in disco music will go over well in the 21st Century. To each is their own though.

Harrisburg, PA, USA(AB)- Birdbrainz, aka Philly the Kid, has signed a new deal with BWE Promotions. He's been unavailable of late because of how the NFL season unfolded for him, but he said he's ready to take his anger out on BWE.

My opinion- It looks like good old-fashioned Philly justice will be served in BWE. He does want to negotiate the Texas Hold 'Em part of the deal as well. Comments, questions, or concerns?

Killeen, TX, USA(AB)- Rialyn Stevenson has signed with BWE Promotions. She signed the deal last week and is looking to make an immediate impact in BWE Promotions when she debuts. According to the Pinay star, the deal was held up because of her reserving tickets to go to her native country in the Philippines. She leaves out at the end of March. Ria's agent signed the deal very quickly after booking her trip.

My opinion- She's a top blogging superstar, so I'm not going to be that cold-hearted and not give her a vacation. However, I can't give her vacation pay, so please don't hate me for that!

Söderhamn, Sweden(AB)- Maxi from Health N Beyond agreed to a deal with BWE Promotions yesterday. Because of weather conditions in Sweden, she won't be able to travel at this time. Her start will be determined at a later date, and she has said this was the only holdup in getting a deal done.

My opinion- See, I'm trying to be the nice guy here and I'm allowing another top blogging superstar a little time before starting in the ring. We both kept "disturbing" each other about the start date in the contract, so hopefully the "blogging and bugging" will cease now. I hope she doesn't "disturb" me about paying for her flights out of Sweden next though! LOL!

Bangkok, Thailand(AB)- Tai, better known as ztwO, agreed to a deal with BWE Promotions yesterday. The Thai star has been a fan of BWE from the start, and he's been training real hard for in-ring competition in the promotion.

My opinion- I think everyone better watch out for this guy. The more he "updates" me with the latest going on with him, the more I'm convinced he'll be a force to be reckoned with in BWE.

The End

We hope to have the BWE and EBW tab links that you'll find above at the top of the page updated soon with the current roster.

Thanks to everyone that has stopped by Basic Bloganomics. I also want to specifically thank the great countries and bloggers of Indonesia, Malaysia, and the Philippines for stopping by the site. Those rank behind this country in traffic on this site. Because of this, that is why we're holding fictional events in your countries for BWE. Thanks again.

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