BWE Throwdown!

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Note: The matches are truly fictional and scripted. This show isn't meant to put any team, player, member, race, or culture down. This is just for fun, so if you don't like it then you have the right to read another blog. Being that I've written wrestling storylines and I'm familar with the business, I decided to create this. Again, this is scripted, so the outcome of the matches might not be what you expect in trying to put together entertainment for members and fans. Enjoy, and DO NOT take this seriously.

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Tonight, the road to No Recovery! begins with the return of BWE Throwdown! Fragnoli will go 1-on-1 with mojomike in the main event tonight! Plus, the BEEZEWAX makes his debut and SEC AU Growwwl is here and she must find a partner to take on the Female Trolliation! All that and more tonight as BWE Throwdown! returns and debuts for the first time on Basic Bloganomics!

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BWE's Saturday Night Throwdown!
LIVE from the Mo's Tavern in Boston, Massachusetts!

(Fireworks and pyros are set off as we are live on the air for the return of BWE Throwdown! Cameras have circled around the arena as the fans erupt. The camera zooms in on the ThrowdownTron!)
Sabre Blade: Welcome everyone to the soldout Mo's Tavern here in Boston! There's alot going on in BWE right now, and we'll try to get you caught up on everything as the night progresses! But look at the matches we have.....
-Main Event: fragnoli vs mojomike! If fragnoli wins, he'll be added back to the BWE Title picture at No Recovery! If mojomike wins, fragnoli can never challenge Mo or Mojomike anytime they have the belt! Will the Fragnoli Curse be alive in this match! Mo Morrissey has been named special guest referee for that match!
-SEC AU Growwwl & ???? vs the Female Trolliation: Loriebamafan was supposed to be Growwwl's partner, but she's injured. I really wonder if Growwwl can find someone to team with her tonight!
-The BEEZEWAX vs Sawdust: BEEZE finally makes his debut tonight! Can he win? Or will Sawdust spoil it for him tonight?

(Cameras are in the office of the new BWE GM KDL(Ken D. Long) talking on the phone when Mo Morrissey walks in)
KDL: Hi Mo.
(Mo is eating a doughnut while speaking to KDL)
Mo: I'm going to be blunt here. Why are you putting me as a special guest referee for the main event tonight?
KDL: I need someone that can control matters in the ring.
Mo: Let me explain something to you. I'm the BWE Heavyweight Champion. I'm also in my home venue, and I don't think any of these fans here want to see me ref a match!
(Huge Face POP)
Mo: So there must be some kind of match you can have me in tonight. Heck, Lanz1 is available, too! Make a tag match or something! I don't need to be no referee!
(Mo leaves)
(KDL is thinking in his head what to do)
(KDL is now leaving his office)

(Cameras take us to the backstage area where SEC AU Growwwl is on her cell phone trying to find a tag team partner to face the Female Trolliation tonight)
Growwwl: Can you come tonight?
(Growwwl looks disappointed)
Growwwl: OK. I'll have to see if I can find somebody that's here tonight.
(All the sudden, the WHFB group comes in out of nowhere)
Growwwl: Hey, get your hands off me! Leave me alone!
(We Hate Female Bloggers crew begins to berate Growwwl and attack her)
(GM KDL walks in)
KDL: Hey, is there a problem here?
WHFB #1: No, no. No problem here.
KDL: Growwwl, are you alright?
Growwwl: I am now!
KDL: It seems to me that you guys are in the mood to fight!
WHFB: Yeah, I we hate female bloggers so I want to beat one of them up!
KDL: I'm sure Growwwl or any other female would love to knock you feminists into next week! But Growwwl has a match already.
WHFB: What about the others?
KDL: Do you know the one thing that I really can't stand over anything in this world?
WHFB: What?
KDL: REALLY BAD THINGS! So tonight, I'm going to do a really good thing for everyone here at the Tavern! Tonight, all four of you are going to be in the ring! Since I just had a conversation with our BWE Heavyweight Champion, I'm going to give him what he wants! Tonight, Mo, Lanz, and two other guys will face you four later on! And that my friend is a VERY GOOD THING!
(KDL walks away)
Sabre Blade: WOW! I hope Mo, Lanz, and the rest of the team destroys them later tonight! So Mo will be in action at his home!

(Cameras take us to inside the arena)
(The Karmic Boomerang is in the ring throwing out boomerangs to the capacity crowd)
(Karmic is now circling around the ring to find a microphone to thank the fans for coming out this evening)
(Karmic finds a microphone)
Karmic: Thanks to everyone for coming out this evening! I want to know who this new draft pick is, too! Enjoy....

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(Red, white, and blue confetti begins to fall in the arena)
(Afrank comes out in red, white, and blue attire)
(He also has on a gold medal for blogging around his neck)
(Huge Face POP)
(Crowd chants "You Rock")

Sabre Blade: There's Afrank Angle! He's coming out here to campaign? I'm not sure what he's campaigning for, but there's a purpose for this.
(Afrank is shaking hands with fans on his way to the ring)
(Afrank finally makes his way to the ring and grabs a microphone)
Afrank: OK, I'm out here to campaign for President! Do you want to end on-line violence?! Then vote for me! Do you want to end the whining on the internet from bloggers? Then vote for me! Stalkers, cyberpaths, plagiarism, bullies.....Do you want them gone? Vote for Afrank Angle! And I want to end the debate on who the new draft pick is to BWE! Elect me for President, and I won't disappoint you! Now bring out the new draft pick!
(Crowd waits impatiently looking at the entrance ramp)
Karmic: Yeah, we all want to know right now!
Afrank: C'mon out here!
Karmic: I had better be a good one!

(The Sporting Blog staff comes in from the stands)
(They jump Karmic and Afrank from behind)
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre Blade: What the heck is this about?! The TSB is stomping away at Karmic and Afrank! It's Chris Littman, Dan Spanoff, Large Larzelere, and spencer Hall that have come down! They continue to pound away here!
(Littman is saying that he's taking his frustrations out on anyone because of BWE not being under contract with SN)
(Littman grabs a microphone)
Littman: Well, it looks like we're going to take down BWE for not being on SN any longer! As far as the new draft pick, it's probably a jobber because the CEO sure does "bait and switch" a lot!
(TSB continues to kick away at Karmic and Boomerang)
Sabre: So that's what this is about! The audicity of these guys to come out here and do this! They continue to pound away at Karmic and Afrank!

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(The Ultimate Blogger runs as fast he can to the ring)
(Crowd is in a frenzy now)
Sabre: It's The Ultimate Blogger! He's the new draft pick to BWE! He's hit the ring.....double-clothesline on Spanoff and Large! Double-clothesline on Hall and Littman! This place is going bananas! Karmic is back up, and so is Afrank! Afrank elevates Spanoff over the top rope! Clothesline by Karmic as Large goes out of the ring! The Ultimate Blogger with a double-clothesline on Littman and Hall that sends them to the arena floor! The Ultimate Blogger is now on BWE, and this place is going crazy! Well, he's at least brought some good karma to this segment of the show, that's for sure! Look at the TSB retreating now! I get the feeling this is just beginning for TSB trying to undermine BWE for not having a contract with SN!
(The Ultimate Blogger, Afrank, and Karmic make their way to the backstage area)

Sabre: What a way to kickoff the return of BWE Throwdown! The Ultimate Blogger is now in BWE! Coming up next....The BEEZEWAX makes his in-ring debut as he takes on Sawdust! Stay tuned!

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(Cameras go backstage as Growwwl is seen on her cell phone talking to someone)
Growwwl: Really? When can you get here?
(Indistinct message on the phone)
Growwwl: Well, I'm glad you made your way back to the Mo's Tavern!
(Indistinct message on the phone)
Growwwl: OK, I understand. I may just have to handle the Female Trolliation on my own until you get here. I'll be looking for your limo before the match then!

Sabre: So Growwwl looks like she has a partner! We'll find out later tonight!
(Cameras go back to the ring)
(Bell sounds)

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(Huge Heel POP)
(Sawdust is falling from the rafters)
(The ring announcer is coughing trying to speak)
(Sawdust comes out looking at the capacity crowd that is not appreciative of him. He's covered with old wood chips.)
Sabre: It's winter time, and now my allergies are back because of this sawdust from the ceiling! I wish somebody would do something about that because people are going to get really sick of this!
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from HollyWOOD! This is Sawdust!
Sabre: I can't hardly talk, but thank goodness they've stopped the sawdust from falling in the Tavern!

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(Huge Face POP)
(BEEZE looks very upset as he comes down to the ring with an ovation from the capacity crowd)
(BEEZE comes out with his blue hockey mask on looking very intimidating)
(BEEZE is coughing at the sawdust despite having a mask on)
Announcer: And his opponent! From Cleveland, OH and owner of two Blogger blogs! This is The BEEZEWAX!
Sabre: This is the man we've been waiting for! The BEEZE is finally making his debut on BWE! He looks pissed off and I don't think Sawdust has any idea what this guy is capable of! The crowd loves him here at the Tavern!
(Bell sounds)

The BEEZEWAX vs Sawdust

Sabre: Sawdust throws some of that debris into the face of BEEZE! Sawdust starts out with some punches to the face of BEEZE! BEEZE is off to a bad start as Sawdust continues to pound away on him in the corner! The ref pulls Sawdust away, and here comes BEEZE! BEEZE with some right hands to the face of Sawdust! BEEZE whips Sawdust into the far corner! But Sawdust gets his foot up to hit BEEZE right in the face! BEEZE ducks the clothesline from Sawdust, then hits Sawdust with the face-buster down to the mat! What a counter of a clothesline by BEEZE! BEEZE with the splash into the corner on Sawdust! Sawdust is in big trouble now! He whips Sawdust into the opposite corner! Another BEEZE splash into the corner! Spinebuster by BEEZE on Sawdust! BEEZE is waiting for Sawdust to get up! Sawdust counters the clothesline with an uppercut to the chin on BEEZE! Sawdust charges at BEEZE, but BEEZE hits a Hot Shot as Sawdust's throat goes across the top ring rope(Sawdust slumps down to the middle rope)! BEEZE goes into the far ropes, and nails Sawdust with the 455(Record number of sellouts by the Cleveland Indians which is the same move as Rey Mysterio's 619)! BEEZE jumps to the top rope, and catches Sawdust with a reverse-spiked DDT(deathdrop)! BEEZE calls that the Flying Mackerel(Named for his days working in the Fish House)! 1-2-3! BEEZE wins it!

Winner- The BEEZEWAX

Sabre Blade: C'mon BEEZE! The match is over! The match is over! BEEZE continues to assault Sawdust! BEEZE has completely snapped and is punching Sawdust in the head! Take a look at his face! I Finally some more referees come in to break this up!
(Refs come in to calm BEEZE down)
Sabre: BEEZE sure did look good in his debut, and made easy work of Sawdust though! That guy isn't someone you want to mess with when he's angry! I'm just glad that the sawdust is gone from the arena as BEEZE now celebrates in the ring after winning his debut match in BWE! Folks, this is a guy to watch out for in BWE!

(Camera is now in split-screen showing mojomike and fragnoli)
Sabre: There you see mojomike and fragnoli preparing for their match against one another later tonight! Huge showdown tonight in our main event!
(Camera shows Mo Morrissey and Lanz w/Mrs. Lanz walking in the backstage area)
Sabre: Mo and Lanz are ready to go! Mo, Lanz, and two other bloggers will take on all four members of the WHFB clan! That match happens live and it happens NEXT!

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Sabre: We're back on BWE Throwdown! This has been a memorable night so far!
(Bell sounds)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is an eight-man tag team match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first already in the ring from the Feminist Society! This is We Hate Female Bloggers!
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre: Their name doesn't apply for this match, and these aren't women they're facing here! The WHFB has their hands full, but they've brought it on themselves!

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(Biggest Face POP of the night)
Ring Announcer: And introducing their opponents! First from right here in Boston, MA! He's owner of Mo's Tavern and is the BWE Heavyweight Champion! This is Mo Morrissey!
(Mo shakes hands with the crowd as he looks on with disdain at the WHFB)
Sabre: There's our BWE Champion ready to take down the WHFB!



(Huge Face POP)
Ring announcer: And his tag team partners! First, being accompanied to the ring by Mrs. Lanz! From Boston, MA! This is Lanz1!
(Mr. and Mrs. Lanz come to shake hands with the crowd as they react to them)
(They join Mo in the ring as the WHFB flees to the outside of the ring)
Sabre: What a tag team they make! But who's the other two?!



(Huge Face POP)
Sabre: Oh my! Look at this!
Ring announcer: And introducing from Lake Villa, IL! He's a Sporting News five-star member and lifelong Chicago fan! This is wiltfongjr!
(Wilt comes out looking serious as he hits the ring with an evil eye on the WHFB)



(Huge Face POP)
Ring announcer: And finally...formerly from Chicago, IL now residing in New York state! He's The World's Most Dangerous Blogger! This is hdiaz1!
(Hdiaz is a picture of concentration as he never takes his eyes of the WHFB)
Sabre: WOW! What a team for Mo Morrissey! It doesn't get much better than that, and now the WHFB will find out the hard way here in just a moment!

Mo, Lanz, Wilt, and hdiaz vs We Hate Female Bloggers

Sabre: Wilt is going to start things out for his team! WHFB#2 is starting it out and he charges after Wilt to start the match! Wilt with a clothesline on WHFB#2! Wilt with another clothesline! Wilt picks up WHFB#2 and hits him with a gutwrench suplex down to the mat! WHFB members come in, and here we go! All eight men are in the ring! This is really breaking down, and the ref is having a tough time containing these guys in the ring! The WHFB had no business interfering, but we shouldn't be surprised by anything they do anymore! WHFB is retreating to the outside of the ring as all four SN members are looking good early on! The ref finally is able to seperate the two sides!
(WHFB#2 comes back in)
Sabre Blade: Wilt knocks down both #2 and #3 as we get back to the match! Wilt with an elbow shot to the face of #2! Wilt throws him into his own corner and is relentlessly punching away here! Wilt is still fired up about this group attacking female bloggers! He tags in The World's Most Dangerous Blogger! Hdiaz with a spinning wheelkick to the face of #2! Hdiaz with that martial arts background, and a knife-edge chop to the chest of #2! This is hdiaz' element! This is where he's so dangerous with his hands and feet! Hdiaz with a stiff kick to the head of #2! WFHB #3 and #4 come in, and hdiaz hits #4 with a spinning wheelkick that sends him flying into #3! No. 2 with a rake to the eyes of hdiaz! No. 2 goes into the ropes, but hdiaz counters with a kick to the gut followed by a scissors kick to the back of the head! Hdiaz is one of those guys you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley! He throws #2 into his own corner begging him to tag in someone else! These WHFB don't look so tough now, do they? WHFB#3 is tagged in, and he gets a chopblock to the legs by hdiaz! Hdiaz drags WHFB#3 to his corner, and tags in Lanz! Here comes Lanz with some big time right-hands to the face of #3! Lanz hits him with some knees to the gut! Lanz whips him into the ropes, and hits him with a flying elbow shot to the head! Lanz is looking good as his wife is paying attention at ringside! Lanz lands some stiff kicks to the face of WHFB#3! Lanz and the rest of his team have dominated in the early going! No. 3 is taking a beating as Lanz continues to pound away on him in that corner! WHFB#1 comes into distract the ref, and Lanz goes shoulder-first into the ring corner after #2 pulled #3 out of the way in the corner from being hit! Lanz is down on the mat as #3 tags in #4! I wish the ref would control the interference by the WHFB! Lanz is really getting pounded in the corner as Mo comes in to protest to the ref! Mo needs to get back in his corner because they're teaming up by pounding Lanz in the corner! Mrs. Lanz is screaming at the referee here!
(The referee finally breaks up the melee in the corner)
(Crowd begins to chant "Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo!")
Sabre: Finally! Lanz is in real trouble as the headman WHFB#1 is tagged in! WHFB#1 is pounding away with right hands to the head of Lanz! C'mon ref, do your freakin' job! Here comes Lanz! Lanz with some right hands, but WHFB#2 with cheapshot punch to the gut of Lanz! Why can't this ref control this?! Lanz is down again, and we have yet to see the Heavyweight Champion in the match! If Lanz tags in Mo, the roof will come off this place! Lanz is down in the corner, and WHFB#2 just got tagged in! No. 2 is hoisting Lanz up to the top rope! But Lanz with some right hands to the gut and a belly-to-belly suplex off the top rope by Lanz on WHFB#2! Both men are down and Lanz needs to make a tag!
(Mo is rallying the crowd behind Lanz)
Sabre: Lanz is crawling to his corner, and WHFB#2 is slow to get up! WHFB#2 gets the tag WHFB#1! Lanz dives and makes the tag to Mo! Here comes the BWE Champion! He ducks a clothesline, and comes flying off the ropes with a shoulder tackle on WHFB#1! Mo goes into the ropes, and nails WHFB#1 with a facebuster down to the mat! WHFB#2 comes charging at Mo, and he gets elevated over the top rope and out of the ring! There goes Wilt sling-shotting himself to the outside of the ring on WHFB#2! WHFB#1 with a kick to the gut on Mo! WHFB#1 goes into the ropes, but Mo catches him with a tilt-o-whirl slam! 1-2-but WHFB#3 breaks up the pin! Wilt is punching away at WHFB#2 on the outside! Here comes hdiaz after WHFB#3! Spinning wheelkick sends WHFB#3 to the outside! Mo is calling for the Full Refund on No.1! But from behind is WHFB#4! Mrs. Lanz grabs the foot of WHFB#4! Oh no, he's going after her on the outside! But Lanz catches him on the outside! Beantown Punch to the face of WHFB#4 by Lanz as he saves his wife from harm there! There goes hdiaz flying over the top rope onto WHFB#2 & #3 in front of our announce table! WHFB#1 has Mo up on the top turnbuckle going for the superplex! But Mo reversed it into the Full Refund(modified Stone Cold Stunner) off the top rope! 1-2-3(Huge Face POP)! The BWE Heavyweight Champion gets the pin for his team here!

Winners- Mo Morrissey, Lanz1, wiltfongjr, & hdiaz1

(All four guys are celebrating in the ring)
(WHFB are running away now)
Sabre: I'm glad this match was made! It was better to see Mo in the ring rather than being a referee! What a team KDL put together for this match!
(Eight guys come in from behind to jump the four guys in the ring)
(One of them has a "Pseudonym" shirt on while the rest have NCAA letters on their shirt)
(All of them are in monkey suits)
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre: Hey wait just a minute! There are those monkey-suit wearing guys again, and they have jumped our roster of bloggers! It's 8-on-4 as they're beating down Mo, Lanz, Wilt, and hdiaz! Double-chokeslam from two of them on Lanz! Now they're beating down Wilt, and hit him with a double-team piledriver! DDT on hdiaz by two of them! And Mo is just getting beat down by the whole group! Can someone out there tell me what this is about?! The Pseudonym guy just continues to kick away at Mo! The Pseudonym is the one who jumped both frag and Mo at the Blogger's Rumble! Finally, security has come out here to stop this!
(Security comes to the ring and escorts the eight guys out of the ring and out of the building)
Sabre: I have no idea what is going on here!
(Mo, hdiaz, Wilt, and Lanz all walk away on their own power to the backstage area)

Sabre: I hope to get to the bottom of this because there's a reason why these guys keep coming out here! Besides, who are they? We still have our main event to come! Fragnoli takes on mojomike! If fragnoli wins, he gets a shot at the BWE Championship in a Triple Threat Match at No Recovery! If mojomike wins, fragnoli can never face either Mo or mojomike for the BWE Championship! Stakes are high in that one!
(Camera shows SEC AU Growwwl leaving her lockerroom)
Sabre: There's Growwwl getting ready as she and a supposed partner take on the Female Trolliation! That match is live and it's NEXT! Stay with us!

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Sabre Blade: We are back on Throwdown! What an evening it's been so far, and the best is yet to come! I'm still in shock over the actions of what we saw during our last break!
(Bell Sounds)
Ring announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
(Female Trolliation make their way to the ring with no entrace music as they bad mouth fans at ringside)
Ring announcer: Introducing first from trolling one blog after another, this is the Female Trolliation!
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre Blade: No surprise that they are hated! They haven't been on BWE in awhile, but they may have an advantage here!

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(Growwwl has an Auburn shirt on that says "War Eagle" on it)
(Growwwl is smiling and shaking hands with fans on her way to the ring)
Ring announcer: And their opponents! First from Auburn, Alabama! She's one of the best college football fans on the internet! She's the Blonde Blogger! This is SEC AU Growwwl!
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre Blade: What a big ovation for Growwwl here! She's really one of the hottest bloggers that you'll find anywhere!
(Growwwl looks over her shoulder, but no one comes down to the ring)
Sabre Blade: Is this going to be a handicap match? Remember folks, it was supposed to be loriebamafan teaming up with Growwwl in this match. But Lorie isn't medically cleared after what happened to her on the previous UnCut Show. No one's coming out, so unfortunately, Growwwl will have to go at alone for now!
(Bell Sounds)

SEC AU Growwwl vs Female Trolliation

Sabre Blade: Growwwl charges after FT#1, but FT#2 hits her from behind! Get one of them out of the ring ref! FT#1 is kicking away at Growwwl! This isn't right! FT#1 picks Growwwl up by the hair! Growwwl hits her in the mouth with a right-hand! Growwwl knocks down FT#1! But FT#2 hits Growwwl from behind as she goes into the far ropes! The ref is warning FT#2 as they are double-teaming Growwwl in their corner! C'mon ref! Get in there and do your job! FT#2 gets tagged in! FT#2 slams Growwwl's face head-first into the mat! FT#2 is distracting the ref as #1 is choking Growwwl! Damnit ref! Turn around and dig some money out of your pocket because you need to pay attention!
(doodlebug comes to the ring through the crowd)
Sabre Blade: Hey wait just a minute! That's doodlebug! She's not allowed a contract to compete here because of her age! She just pulled FT#1 down from the ring apron, and is firing some heavy right-hands to her face! FT#2 is distracted, and Growwwl gets a bulldog takedown on her! She slams FT#1's head onto our announce table! Now she's climbing the ring apron and.....oh no! She's going to jump onto FT#1!
(Security comes out to stop doodlebug and escort her out of the ring)
(Huge Heel POP)
Sabre Blade: WOW! Doodle is getting escorted out of here! I tell ya, she's appeared at the Blogger's Rumble and on here out of nowhere! She can't get a contract though because of her current age! Meanwhile, Growwwl just hit a face-buster on FT#2! Growwwl is in control now! FT#1 is slow getting up on the outside! Growwwl hits a flying head-scissors takeover on FT#2! She goes into the ropes, but FT#1 pulls down the top rope as Growwwl goes to the outside of the ring! Now FT#1 is kicking away as the ref goes to the outside to break it up! FT#1 throws Growwwl back in the ring, and gets tagged in! Growwwl is getting double-teamed, and she's getting pounded by two female trolls here! Damnit ref! Do your job, and get one of them out of the ring! FT#2 leaves the ring as Growwwl gets slammed head-first into the ring turnbuckle! This is......

(Cameras are shown in the backstage area as a limo has pulled up)
(The limo stops and the driver is getting out of the car)
(The driver opens the door and the person gets out)
(Camera only shows the person's feet as they come to the ring)

Sabre Blade: Who is it?! Whoever she is, she's on her way to the ring!
(FT looks up to notice on the ThrowdownTron that a person is coming)
Sabre Blade: The FT looks concerned and Growwwl is still down on the mat! Growwwl just cannot overcome these odds by herself! FT#1 is kicking away at Growwwl!

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(Texasadlerfan is walking with a purpose to the ring as she looks ready)
(She has a NASCAR shirt on)
(Huge Face POP)
Sabre Blade: No way! Say aint so! It's Tex! Tex is here! She's here! She's here at Mo's Tavern! By God I don't believe it! Growwwl has a partner, and it's Tex making her way towards the ring! We haven't seen her in months on BWE after that brutal attack by the WHFB!
(Tex is on the ring apron encouraging Growwwl on)
(Crowd chants, "Tex! Tex! Tex! Tex! Tex!")
Sabre Blade: This crowd is in a frenzy now with Tex coming out of nowhere to team up with Growwwl! I can't even hear myself talk! But Growwwl is down on the mat, and doesn't even know that Tex is in her corner! FT#1 tags in #2 as Growwwl gets dragged in the corner! You can tell Tex is wanting in the ring badly! Tex comes in to yell at the ref for the double-team in the corner! FT#1 is tagged back in, and she goes into the rope to hit Growwwl! But Growwwl ducks out of the way as #1 goes flying into #2! Growwwl is down, and she finally sees Tex in the corner waiting to be tagged in! Growwwl is inches away from making the tag! FT#1 comes in to distract the ref as Growwwl tags in Tex! But the ref didn't see it! Tex is pleading her case, but the ref didn't see the tag! She is irate about this! Damn this ref can't afford to pay attention!

Growwwl is getting double-teamed again! Tex comes in again to yell at the ref! Growwwl gets pulled down to the mat by the hair! Growwwl is picked back up by FT#1 as she whips her into the far corner! But FT#1 goes chest-first into the turnbuckle! Growwwl follows it up with a reverse suplex! Now can Growwwl make the tag?! Both are down in the ring, and slow in trying to reach their corners for the tag! Tex is just waiting to get in there! FT#1 tags in #2! And Growwwl gets the tag to Tex(Huge Face POP)! Tex kicks #2 in the face as she hopped into the ring! She hits FT#1 with a flying clothesline! She hits #2 with flying clothesline! She picks up FT#1 gives her the "snake eyes" move as she goes face-first into the top turnbuckle! She kicks #2 in the gut, and what a flying DDT by Tex! She's climbing the top rope! She hits a flying leg lariat onto FT#2! She goes for the cover, but #1 breaks it up with a kick to Tex at a count of 2! Tex goes after her, and Growwwl comes out of nowhere to hit a flying bodypress that sends her and FT#1 to the outside of the ring! Tex and #2 are the legal women in the ring! FT#2 blocks an elevation backdrop attempt by Tex with a kick to the face! But Tex catches FT#2 with a full nelson slam as she ducked the clothesline with an awesome counter! FT#1 and Growwwl are battling on the outside, and FT#1 goes flying head-first into the ringpost! Tex is waiting for FT#2 to get up! (Tex is waving her right arm in a gesture waving a flag) She's calling for the Checkered Flag! Tex hits FT#2 with a spear sending her flying into the corner followed by a running bulldog! 1-2-3! (Huge Face POP) Tex gets the win!

Winners- SEC AU Growwwl & Tex

Sabre Blade: That Checkered Flag finisher was done to perfection as she has looked great in her return on BWE! Growwwl joins Tex in the ring as they hug each other after a huge win here! What a shocker as we see Tex becoming the partner of Growwwl in this match! The blogging beauties continue to celebrate in the ring as the crowd is going wild here! Coming up next....fragnoli takes on mojomike in our main event! Stay with us!

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Sabre: We're back on BWE Throwdown! Folks, this has been one heck of a night! Things started off with the TSB coming out to interrupt Afrank Angle and Karmic before The Ultimate Blogger was revealed as the new member on the BWE roster. BEEZE absolutely dominated his match with Sawdust after the arena finally recovered from the allergic conditions from the debris. A match was made by our GM with Mo, Lanz, wilt, and hdiaz facing the WHFB. After Mo's team won, a group of guys wearing monkey suits came out to jump the four winners, and I don't know why. Tex came back to team with SEC AU Growwwl as they took down the Female Trolliation. Doodlebug also came out in that match, but was escorted out by security. But this next match should be a good one.

Back at the Blogger's Rumble PFV, fragnoli came so close to becoming the first ever BWE Heavyweight Champion. During the course of the match, two guys showed up in monkey suits jumping frag and Mo. They came out to attack Mo and the rest of the team earlier in the night, but they had more of them as eight came this time around. It has been said that fragnoli had a curse placed on him which meant he'll never wear the BWE Championship belt. He has the chance to prove tonight that he's not under any curse. Mojomike survived in the Blogger's Rumble match against 29 others. He's already declared that he's going after the BWE Championship, and he can literally knock fragnoli out of the title picture with a win. Mike has been on a roll since coming to BWE. Fragnoli has to win in order to get his shot at the BWE Heavyweight Championship. If not, fragnoli will not be able to face Mo or mojomike for the gold as long as either one of them has it.

(Bell sounds)
Sabre: And we go!

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Ring announcer: The following contest is the main event for this evening, and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first from Vermont! He's the 2006 Duffs Cup Award winner and owner of Reel To Field! This is fragnoli!
(Huge Face POP)
(Frag is wearing a Sloth t-shirt and shakes hands with fans at ringside. He then throws the Sloth shirt into the crowd)
Sabre: What a huge ovation for fragnoli! I think it's safe to say that he'll have homefield advantage in this one! He's one of the best BWE has to offer, and he's determined to get a rematch for the BWE Championship!

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Ring announcer: And his opponent! He hails from Portland, OR! He's a veteran blogger from Sporting News! The Unstoppable, mojomike!
(Mostly a face pop because of being from the West Coast)
(Mike comes out with a Portland Trail Blazers jersey on)
Sabre: I don't know if anyone has more momentum right now than mojomike in BWE Promotions. He won the Blogger's Rumble after securing a contract at the first Holiday Combat PFV last December! Fragnoli will most definitely have his hands full here!

Main Event: mojomike vs fragnoli

(Bell sounds)
Sabre: And here we go! Both men begin to circle around the ring! Collar-n-elbow tie-up as mojomike backs fragnoli into a corner! Mojomike with a right-hand to the jaw of fragnoli! And another one! Mike whips frag into the opposite corner! Mike comes charging in, and frag moves out of the way! Frag with a dropkick that sends Mike down to the canvas! Frag whips Mike into the ropes, but Mike reverses! Mike misses a clothesline, but connects with a high-knee to the face of frag! Mike is in control and he slams frag's head into the turnbuckle! Mike with repeated elbow shots to the head of frag! That's some high impact blows coming from mojomike! Frag reverses being whipped into the far corner! He catches Mike with a high elevation backdrop! Frag follows that up with a dropkick that sends Mike to the outside of the ring! Frag with a suicide dive thru the middle ropes onto Mike! Both men are slow to get up, but Frag seems to be in control of the match now! Frag throws Mike back in the ring! There's just so much at stake here! Frag punches Mike in the head, and whips him into the ropes! Mike counters an elevation backdrop into a vertical suplex! Mike hits the reverse atomic drop on frag, but frag with a vicious powerslam on Mike as he came charging at him! 1-2-but Mike kicks out of that! Frag with some forearm uppercuts on Mike as he got to his feet! Now frag whips Mike into the ropes! Mike ducks a clothesline, and oh my! Both guys just knocked heads as fragnoli turned around to see Mike coming at him! Both men are down!
(Ref begins the 10-count)
(Frag gets to his feet first before Mike does)
Sabre: Frag is up, and both guys look very dizzy after hitting heads! Frag goes for the a flying bodypress, but Mike moves out of the way as frag goes neck-first into the top rope! Mike with a jump on frag as he had his neck on the middle ropes! Mike picks up frag and whips him into the turnbuckle! Mike follows him in with a clothesline! Mike whips frag into the other corner, and he hits a sidewalk slam! 1-2-but frag kicks out! Mike picks frag back up and whips him into the ropes! Frag with a fisherman's suplex(on the elevation backdrop attempt)! 1-2-but Mike kicks out! Mike comes back with a clothesline on frag! Frag is down as mojomike nails him with a knee to the head! 1-2-but frag kicks out! Mike picks up frag again, and whips him into the ropes! Frag reverses, and nails Mike with powerslam! But frag doesn't have enough in him to make the pinfall! Both men are down again, and Mike makes it to his feet first! Mike charges after frag, and goes chest-first into the turnbuckle! Frag with an inside-cradle! 1-2-but Mike kicks out of it! Frag hoists Mike up to the top rope, and looks like he's going for superplex! Mike is fighting him off, and knocks frag down to the mat! Uh oh! Mike's going for the PDX(Splash off the top rope named after the Portland airport code)! But frag moves out of the way! Frag goes for the pin! 1-2-but Mike kicks out again! Frag slams Mike face-first into the turnbuckle and is going for the superplex again! Mike tries to punch him off, but punches him back and almost knocks Mike out of the ring! Frag with a superplex off the top rope! Both men are down!
(Ref begins the 10-count)
Sabre: Frag makes it to his feet first! Mike is out of it! Frag climbs the top rope! What is he doing!
(Frag then falls off the turnbuckle and nearly lands head-first to the outside of the ring)
Sabre: What the heck just happened there! Frag lost his balance and fell to the outside of the ring! Folks, I don't think this was supposed to happen like that! Mike gets back up, and is wondering what is going on! The ref begins the 10-count! Frag is just now moving a little bit as the count reaches 8! He's not going to make it back in! Frag has been counted out! I don't believe this! Mojomike has won the match by countout, but that's not even the story! Is frag cursed or what?! He had all the momentum in this match until he unexpectedly fell from the top rope attempting a move! There maybe a curse on fragnoli afterall!

Winner- mojomike by countout

(Frag is back up and Mike is still in the ring asking the ref what happened)
(All the sudden, the NCAA and monkey guys come back out)
Sabre: What the heck! Frag has been jumped from behind by those same NCAA shirt-wearing guys! Oh there's the rest of them jumping mojomike in the ring! How did these guys get back in the building?! They throw fragnoli head-first into the ring post on the outside! Mike is getting repeatedly kicked and punched by this clan! I can't believe these guys, and I still don't know why they're here or who they are! Someone needs to damn well tell me why two of our BWE guys are getting the fool beat out of them by this group who got kicked out of the arena! Damnit, this isn't right! Frag and Mike are getting decimated here!
(Mo, Lanz, Wilt, and hdiaz come out)
Sabre: Hey, here comes some help! Mo is back out and so is Lanz, Wilt, and hdiaz! There's MadMan! Here comes BEEZE! The BWE roster has come out to fend off this clan! The BWE roster is fighting back on these guys as they try to retreat! Mo with a clothesline on one of them out of the ring! It's old-fashioned melee here, and we're just about out of time! Frag and Mike are back up and this is a brawl! Those NCAA-wearing guys have monkey masks on, and we still don't know who they are! They wanted a war, and they're damn sure getting one! I hope to find out more about these guys! BWE has cleared the ring of this clan! The BWE roster wants them to come back to the ring! We're out of time! What a crazy night this has been! So long everybody! We'll see you next time on BWE Throwdown! GOOD NIGHT!

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