Basic Bloganomics Theme Song ~ Basic Bloganomics

Originally posted on my Sporting News blog on September 15, 2007. The parody has been rewritten for this post, and this is the theme that my blog is named after.

Basic Bloganomics
Parody of WWE star John Cena's Basic Thuganomics
Freedom Writers
Untouchable

So... you think you're untouchable?"

Word life! This is Basic Bloganomics
This is ba-basic Bloganomics
Word life!
"I'm untouchable, but I'm forcin you to feel me"
Word life! This is bas-
Basic Bloga- bloga- bloganomics
Word life!
"I'm untouchable, but I'm forcin you to feel me"

Whether I'm writin, or replyin', my discipline is unforgiving,
Got you backin' up, in a defensive position,
A blog-kickin' anthem, heavyweight or bantam,
Holdin' blogs for ransom, the postin' phantom,
Trolls hit the floor, this is the new blog joint!
Like a broken needle tool, you missin' the point!
We dominate the 'net with offense while you post nonsense!
My new blog entry submits, get your reinforcements!
We strike quick ending conflicts, duckin "Tool Cliques"!
Hide behind another ID, you must be lifeless!
They bashed us, and they never survived this!
Two-face bloggers post like immature minors,
We respect all blogger legends and old-timers
I'm like a viper, bitin' through ignorant one-liners!
This is the new blog link and we'll make you famous!
Comin' to sweep planet Earth and we still kickin' in Uranus!

Word life! This is Basic Bloganomics
This is a-basic blogamoics
Word life!
"I'm untouchable, but I'm forcin you to feel me"
Word life! This is bas-
Basic bloga- bloga- bloganomics
Word life!
"I'm untouchable, but I'm forcin you to feel me"

You ain't objective enough to process factual concepts,
Our entries aren't foreign or require an IQ test,
We prop others, regardless of your finesse,
Or your fitness, it's the condition of blog business,
Your lame vision of trolls rulin', physical image,
You're underneath to undermine the 'net, typical image,
With our blog percentages, you still post on sedatives,
Sports, creativity, and fun - we untouchable,
Unlike ingorant posts from one paragraph bloggers,
Bloggers unite, we post right over dumber beats,
You trolls couldn't come this hot in the summer heat,
Forget ignorant posts, you kill your words the first time,
Your best replies ain't worthy of my filler or worst rhymes,
I'm better than nice, I'm one of those romantic types,
Leave you beside yourself with fear, we rip and bury you,
Despite your entries at night, we trackin your flight,
Like blog war, where all trolls' minds are dense,
Approachin' us is a quick way to get referred to in the past tense,
Said that! When the light to our new blog entry is on,
You tools are gone like an ATM with no money to be withdrawn!

Word life! This is Basic Bloganomics
This is ba-basic bloganomics
Word life!
"I'm untouchable, but I'm forcin you to feel me"
Word life! This is bas-
Basic bloga- bloga- bloganomics
Word life!
"I'm untouchable, but I'm forcin you to feel me"

Basic Bloganomics
Parody of WWE star John Cena's Basic Thuganomics
Freedom Writers
Untouchable