O.J. Simpson Rap

They finally put you behind bars where you belong,
You thought you could get away, and you were wrong,

With that attitude, you always walked a tight rope,
You're in prison now and ya just dropped your damn soap!

My holiday was good enjoying family and turkey,
But you get the joy of messing with other's beef jerky,

Those antics of yours - you really lost your mind,
You da man in the cell now - you better watch your behind!

Like Michael Vick, you're in prison as a newcomer,
You guys should team together for a remake of Dumb & Dumber!

I wish Pacman Jones was there, but he always gets a slide,
But you all will get chomped by Blinky, Pinky, Inky, & Clyde!

The system smoked you this time man, just like a Mary Jane,
You're not Batman, but now you can be someone's real Bruce Wayne!

I created this after finally reading the entire story,
When's the next book coming so you can continue hoggin' the glory?

The Goldman family is happy for this bittersweet end,
But getting early parole is what I can't comprehend,

This would make a good movie, but I don't find this funny,
But if you're good, you might get candy from the Easter Bunny!

You tried to tell us you're sorry thinking it was legit,
You're not full of remorse or pity, you're full of bull ----!

You finally found out that reality cuts like a knife,
But that's a weapon you know all too well - WORD LIFE!

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