Another One Drafts a Bust ~ Basic Bloganomics

Okay, I'm in one of those moods today for some parody songs, so here's the latest one I made. This song is a parody for Cedric Benson, who flopped with the Chicago Bears(my favorite NFL team) after being a first round pick in 2005. And yes, I realize this song has been parodied by others before, too. This is just in good fun, but at the same time, I think it's very fitting. Enjoy.

Another One Drafts a Bust
Parody of Queen's Another One Bites the Dust
Funkin' Attitude
WBE Records

Benson walks drunk down to his boat,
He shows off to put on a show,
Aint no sound except that the machine is afloat,
Engine is ready go,
Are you ready, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of nowhere, the cops come in,
To the sound of the siren's beat.

Another One Drafts a Bust
Another One Drafts a Bust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another One Drafts a Bust
Hey I took your money, too
Another One Drafts a Bust

How do you think the Bears would get along,
Without him, when he's gone,
He took them for everything he had,
And they kicked him out on his own,
The Bears are happy, they're satisfied,
How much longer can Benson again stand the heat,
Out of nowhere, the cops come in,
To the sound of the siren's beat.

Another One Drafts a Bust
Another One Drafts a Bust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another One Drafts a Bust
Hey I took your money, too
Another One Drafts a Bust

Another One Drafts a Bust
Another One Drafts a Bust
Another One Drafts a Bust
Another One Drafts a Bust
There are plenty of ways you can hurt a team,
And bring them to the ground,
You can cheat them, you can try to beat the law,
You can treat them bad, and not give your all,
Before you leave town,
But Benson was ready, he was ready for this,
He just cannot stand the heat,
Out of nowhere, the cops come in,
To the sound of the siren's beat.

Another One Drafts a Bust
Another One Drafts a Bust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another One Drafts a Bust
Hey I took your money, too
Another One Drafts a Bust

Another One Drafts a Bust
Parody of Queen's Another One Bites the Dust
Funkin' Attitude
WBE Records

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