I Can't Blog 8 to 5!

This is another parody song I did on SN two years ago that I'm reposting here. Enjoy.

I Can't Blog 8 to 5
Parody of Sammy Hagar's song: I Can't Drive 55
Performed by Big Sooners fan
BSFE Productions
BWE Champ's Greatest Hits Volume One

"Both feet on the floor, and both hands typing on the laptop! Yeah!
There's too much blog traffic, I can't blog no!
So try my best illegal entry,
But trolls and haters want to stop me from writing again,
C'mon and write me up in the 265,
Post my face wanted dead or alive,
Take my blog license and all that jive, I can't blog 8 to 5! Oh no huh!

Someone gave a thumbs down, which is # 24, Hey!
And then TSN said just one more huh,
TSN said they would throw my a$$ in jail here in High Point,
I looked Jeff in the eye and said "You get my point!
And I said yeah, Oh yeah!
Trolls and haters want to stop me from writing again!
C'mon and write me up in the 265,
Post my face wanted dead or alive,
Take my blog license and all that jive, I can't blog 8 to 5! Oh no huh!
I can't blog 8 to 5!
I can't blog 8 to 5!
I can't blog 8 to 5!
I can't blog 8 to 5!

You know when I write that slow you know its been a long year!
But I had no trouble getting this blog into fifth gear!
What used to take two hours, now it takes all day! Huh!
It took me 16 hours to put my blog up on Friday!
C'mon and write me up in the 265,
Post my face wanted dead or alive,
Take my blog license and all that jive, I can't blog 8 to 5!
No, no, no, I can't blog, I can't blog 8 to 5!
I can't blog, I can't blog 8 to 5!
I can't blog 8 to 5!"

I Can't Blog 8 to 5
Parody of Sammy Hagar's song: I Can't Drive 55
Performed by Big Sooners fan
BSFE Productions
BWE Champ's Greatest Hits Volume One

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