Blogger's Paradise

This is another parody song I did on Sporting News a couple of years back that I'm posting here. Enjoy.

Blogger's Paradise
Performed by the Troll Coalition
Parody of Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise
Trolls R Us
Trollific

"As I logon to the site and enter the smack room of death,
I take a look at my life and realize there is nothing left,
Cuz I have been thumbing and running for so long,
that even my mama thinks my mind is gone,
but I ain't ever crossed a member who didn't deserve it,
I treat all members like a punk, you know that is unheard of,
You better watch how your talking, or you will be walking,
Or you and your homies may be lined in the chalk,
I really like to hate, and I gotta, loc,
As I grow I see myself in being dead broke, fool,
I am the kind of troll all trolls want to be like,
On my knee every night praying to thumb a blog down in the streetlight,

(Chorus)
I thumb blogs down all the time, living in a Blogger's Paradise,
I thumb blogs down all the time, living in a Blogger's Paradise,
I keep thumbing down most my life, living in a Blogger's Paradise,
I keep thumbing down most my life, living in a Blogger's Paradise.

They got the situation, they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by evil stripes,
So I gotta be down with the Troll team,
Too much blog watching got me chasing dreams,
I'm an uneducated fool with thumbing down on my mind,
Got a 10 in my hand, and a gleam in my eye,
I'm a loc'ed out troll, set trippin' banger,
And my trolls are down, so don't arouse my anger, fool,
Thumbing down ain't but a heartbeat away,
I'm living my life, do or die, what can I say,
I'm immature now, but I will live to see age 4,
The way things are going now, I don't know,

Tell me why are we, too blind to read,
And the ones we hurt, are trolls and me,

(Chorus)
I thumb blogs down all the time, living in a Blogger's Paradise,
I thumb blogs down all the time, living in a Blogger's Paradise,
I keep thumbing down most my life, living in a Blogger's Paradise,
I keep thumbing down most my life, living in a Blogger's Paradise.

Thumbing down and running, running and thumbing down,
Minute after minute, hour after hour,
Everyone of us is running, and none of us are replying,
What's going on in the smack room, and I know what is kickin',
They say I gotta learn, but no one will teach me,
If they can't see me reply, how can they reach me,
I guess they can't, I guess they won't,
I guess they front, that's why I know my life is out of luck.

(Chorus)
I thumb blogs down all the time, living in a Blogger's Paradise,
I thumb blogs down all the time, living in a Blogger's Paradise,
I keep thumbing down most my life, living in a Blogger's Paradise,
I keep thumbing down most my life, living in a Blogger's Paradise,
Tell me why are we, too blind to read,
And the ones we hurt, are trolls and me,
Tell me why are we, too blind to read,
And the ones we hurt, are trolls and me.

(Fade out)

Blogger's Paradise
Performed by the Troll Coalition
Parody of Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise
Trolls R Us
Trollific

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